mousepad-d2 Chapter 18 After Drunk I Become Not Like Myself
Chapter 18 After Drunk I Become Not Like Myself
Time flies by, and in a blink of an eye, it's time for me and Song Ziping to go to his friend's barbecue restaurant to eat and drink on the opening day.
When I was working before, when I thought that I would be able to eat barbecue in a few days, I mopped the floor a little harder on weekdays, and the work was quick, which made my master amazed next to me. Said sourly: "It's so good to be in love, happiness in life is just different.
I laughed and said nothing, hiding my achievements and fame.It’s just that every time Song Ziping came to the store to buy coffee, I ran over to deliver coffee to him in a more high-profile and proactive manner, as if declaring sovereignty. The employees in our store have tacitly understood my small thoughts, everyone If you know everything, if you don’t understand——then there’s nothing you can do about it.
On the opening day of his friend’s barbecue restaurant, I also dressed up specially. I wore a very casual and loose black and white thick striped slip-shoulder T-shirt, paired it with a pair of ripped jeans, and casually wore a pair of black sneakers.In front of the mirror, I brushed my mother's natural curly hair a few times.
That's right, the young man in the mirror is so handsome, I triumphantly showed Song Ziping what I'm wearing today, and I also received his generous compliments, so I became even more inflated.
Why do I have to dress up on purpose today? It's not because I want to spoil the scene, but because I want to take this opportunity to complete my monthly live broadcast tasks.
After signing the contract with Station D, my share and various benefits have improved a lot, but correspondingly I have some necessary tasks. The most basic one is to live broadcast more than 60 hours a month, otherwise I will Withhold certain bonuses and benefits.
More than half of this month has passed, but I have only live broadcasted for less than 10 hours, so I don't have much time left, I must work hard!I counted on my fingers that I will be live broadcasting for three hours today, and I can live broadcast with Song Ziping for five hours tomorrow Saturday, and then I can live broadcast with him for one or two hours a day. The task should be completed, right?
After Song Ziping got off work, he drove over to pick me up. He saw me mumbling something through the mirror, and asked curiously, "Nannan, what are you doing?"
I replied to him: "I'm figuring out how I'm going to get enough of the live broadcast on the contract this month... Live broadcast is too difficult, and tomorrow you will be able to suffer with me."
Thinking that starting tomorrow, I will no longer be doing the live broadcast alone and coldly, I am still a little excited.
He slightly curled the corner of his mouth and said, "Okay, I'll try to get ready."
There is a distance from our apartment to Song Ziping’s friend’s barbecue restaurant. I was idle in the car and wanted to play some music. I just turned on the music button to connect to the Bluetooth on my mobile phone. Unexpectedly, Song Ziping’s The mobile phone is successfully matched first and then starts to play the song automatically:
"You are always too soft-hearted ~ too soft-hearted ~"
"Crying alone till dawn~"
I froze for a moment, then clicked to cut the song:
……
"Can we meet again~"
"I have been begging the Buddha for thousands of years~"
I continue to cut songs:
"The first snow in 2002~"
"Come later than usual~"
……
next song:
"Waves run ~ thump thump! Waves ~ thump thump!"
"Thousands of miles of Taotao, the river will never stop~"
After listening to several songs, I became a stone sculpture. This...what is this all about...Why is Song Ziping's taste so...retro? ?
It's almost like my mother is from the same age.
I turned off the music player, turned my head and asked him in a low voice: "Do you like listening to these old songs?"
Song Ziping's ears were bright red, he said "hmm" softer than me, and then added: "Nannan, you can play the song you want to hear."
I scratched my head and said, "No need, are we almost there?"
He nodded: "Well, we'll be there after two more streetlights."
Finally, I arrived at the barbecue restaurant that I have been thinking about for a long time. The entrance of the two-story store that opened today is filled with countless flower baskets of various colors.Song Ziping also took the opening gift for his friend from the trunk, and I followed Song Ziping step by step with the video camera used for live broadcasting, and followed him to meet the owner of this barbecue restaurant——a long-looking Very handsome man.
To be honest, I have never seen such a beautiful man. I know it is strange to describe a man as beautiful, but the first image that Song Ziping's friend gave me is only beautiful. He has long hair and is wearing a black suit. Slim fit shirt, with a flamboyant appearance and outstanding temperament, as if everyone present should focus on him.
I stared at him curiously for several times, and kept wondering how Song Ziping would know such a beautiful and wealthy man?After Song Ziping handed him the gift, he introduced me and said, "This is Jiang Nan, my cohabitant."
The man raised his eyebrows after hearing Song Ziping's introduction, and said with a teasing smile, "Hey, you're finally willing to bring the kid out for us to meet?"
Song Ziping replied to him: "Don't make trouble, be serious." Then he turned his head and said to me: "Nan Nan, this is Qin Wei. I was a child. Now I am a designer of an independent clothing brand. This store is his. One of the side jobs."
Although I don't understand it well, I always feel very awesome.I greeted him a little timidly and said: "Hello, I am Jiang Nan, ginger from the south, Nan from the south. I wish you a happy business and a prosperous business."
He smiled back and said to me: "You are welcome, children. You can eat whatever you want today, and there are also drinks here. When there are too many people, you may not be able to take good care of it. You can do whatever you want~"
There were indeed a lot of people here today, Song Ziping heard that I was going to broadcast live, and asked Tan Wei to ask the waiter to arrange for me a table with better lighting and a quieter location.I went live to eat barbecue, and he went to chat with his friends.
Before Song Ziping left, he said, "Nan Nan, call me if you have any urgent matters."
I nodded and said: "Okay." After he left, I chose the dishes on the menu, then set up the live camera and started to adjust the camera.
Before the dishes were served, I started the broadcast in advance, and I was going to brag and chat with the audience first, and mess up the live broadcast time.
My number of fans has exceeded [-]. I posted a preview and introduction on my homepage that I will be broadcasting live soon. I clicked on the live broadcast room and edited the title "I don't cook today, go out to eat free barbecue~"
After doing all the preparations, I clicked to start the live broadcast.
"Hello, friends, have a good weekend, welcome to my live broadcast room ~ I am a new anchor Nanjiang, I will not live broadcast cooking today, I will live broadcast today to eat barbecue, and the small barbecue shop opened by the house manager today, I am here Eating and drinking hahaha—"
[Lululu: Kitchen: Thank you for letting me go]
[It's cold, brother: The anchor is so handsome today, I'm dizzy]
[Don't order mandarin duck pot when eating hot pot: I also want to eat free barbecue woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
[Little Deer: The anchor and the housing manager? yooooooooo~]
I interacted with them while reading the barrage: "The anchor is so handsome today—the anchor is handsome every day, hahaha. Hmm... Where is the house manager? My house manager is chatting with his friend."
"Is the anchor single? The anchor was single a month ago, and I won't tell you who she got off with, hahaha."
"Did the room manager show his face today? Is the room manager here? Don't ask him, this is my live broadcast room!" I said pretending to be angry.
It didn't take long for some of the barbecue I ordered to be grilled. The waiter heard that I was going to live broadcast and brought them up first.
I deliberately let the camera stay in front of the delicious barbecue for a few seconds, and then said: "I am eating barbecue now, brothers and sisters, how about you?"
[Stay up late and be bald, remember to use Overlord:?Such a vicious anchor, cancel it! 】
【Gou Limin: #接关#】
【Three Oil Smecta: #接关#】
【I am your father and you are my son: #控关#】
【You are the wind and I am a fool: #接关#】
Seeing that there are a lot of hateful and vicious brushes on the bullet screen, and they said they want to unfollow me, I laughed, haven't you unfollowed me yet?
"I'm going to start eating, let's eat a bunch of potatoes first." I picked up a bunch of potato chips smelling of cumin and chili, stuffed them into my mouth, chewed them carefully, and said, "Mmm~ delicious! This The potatoes are baked very crispy, the outer layer of skin will crumble when bitten, and the inside is soft and glutinous with the aroma of potatoes, delicious!"
Although I can't cook well, I always pretend to make comments, right?Who is not a public comment!
The bullet screen started a new round of "threats to cancel the level" against me, and some said "he wants to eat too, takeaway starts".
[It's the little fairy: I'm late!Did Nan Nan eat barbecue today? It looks so delicious, which one is it from? 】
As I ate, I replied, "It's the barbecue restaurant that my house manager made. I won't say anything if he didn't pay me for the advertisement."
[Cuckoo Pigeon Essence: Why doesn't the host only eat barbecue, why doesn't he drink some beer!To eat barbecue is to drink beer and eat at the same time! 】
[You are right: I like to eat barbecue with Coke! 】
[Girl with cat ears: only soy milk is not acceptable! ! ! !It’s not like eating barbecue without a bottle of frozen soy milk! 】
[Sweet dumplings are delicious: Sprite is not convinced! ! ! !Sprite is number one in the world! ! ! 】
[Have you seen my little panda: beer beer beer!Eating barbecue without beer has no taste! 】
Watching the partisan strife that started grilling my partner in the barrage, I also thought I should have something to drink. Not wanting to bother the waiter, I got up by myself and went outside to get two cans of frozen beer.After I took it, I glanced out inadvertently and saw Song Ziping sitting and chatting with his group of friends, and Tan Xi was holding a glass of colorful drinks in one hand, as if amused by something, he suddenly started laughing, he Lying down on Song Ziping's shoulders, he couldn't breathe with laughter.
And Song Ziping is also different from the gentle man in my memory who is easy to be shy and likes to say weird words. He stands up straight with a smile on his face, confident and calm, just like a successful person... He and his My friends were chatting and laughing there, and I stood here as if I didn't fit in with them.
Tan Wei saw me smiling and beckoning to me, and he whispered something in Song Ziping's ear, Song Ziping turned his head and greeted me too.
I feel a little uncomfortable, I'm working hard to live broadcast to make money to support my family, Song Ziping, you just kiss me and your friends outside here, and you are so close to Fa Xiao... You two faces are going to be stuck together, I saw them all!
It's shameless to talk so close in broad daylight!
Are you selling rot with me or are you selling rot with him?Why don't you pay attention to your teammates in duo!
So angry!
I ignored them, walked quickly back to my seat alone, opened a can of beer and started talking, and then ate barbecue, talking a lot less than before.
[Chicken Thief 666: Victory of the Beer Party! ! ! 】
【Amazing, my brother: The Coke party is crying woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo】
[Magic Scorpion: What's wrong with Nannan?I feel a little unhappy]
[Magic Scorpion will send out a lucky spaceship × 1]
[Magic Scorpion will send out a lucky spaceship × 1]
I said: "The barbecue on this plate is going to be cold, I have to get rid of it quickly, it won't taste good if it's cold!"
When I was struggling to solve the barbecue, Song Ziping came over and asked me: "Nannan, what else do you want to eat, I'll get it."
I snorted and said, "I'll go by myself, and you don't know what I like to eat."
He was a little at a loss by what I said, he said "Oh" blankly, then turned around and wanted to leave here.
I stopped him: "What did you drink with them just now?"
Song Ziping was a little puzzled: "They? You mean the cocktail Tan Wei drank?"
I started wtf in my heart, why would there be such a thing as a cocktail in a barbecue restaurant?This is not the kind of bottled ri?, it is a cocktail prepared in a tall glass.
Song Ziping said: "Tan Wei has always liked to drink cocktails, so there are bartenders in this store, Nannan, do you want to drink? I'll ask them to make you a glass with a lower alcohol content for you to try."
I was a little unconvinced, why I can only drink the low alcohol content, I said: "I want to drink the same as him!"
Song Ziping said helplessly: "He drinks a little too much, I'm afraid you..."
"I just want to drink that!" I repeated.
He had no choice but to compromise and said: "Then don't drink too much later, just taste the taste."
[The big devil's father: The anchor is so capricious, I don't like making friends like this]
[Lululu:?This is obviously acting like a baby with the housekeeper, I hit it, thank you thank you]
【Hehehe: A big man is not ashamed to talk like this】
[It's the little fairy: Yo, black fan, are you here again?Are you cheap or not, you make complaints here and there every day, and you want to see it every day? 】
[Hehehe: You care about me? 】
[It's morning glory and morning glory: Damn, what's the fuss about this, we don't know anything about the way the anchor and his friends get along, so we don't deserve to speak! 】
Seeing that there was a quarrel in the bullet screen because of the way I spoke to Song Ziping just now, I became even more depressed.
I said: "My house manager is just nice to me, if you don't accept it, hold back!" At this time, my head was already a little dizzy, but I didn't care at all, thinking that I was just angry with Song Ziping.
It never occurred to me that my drinking capacity is almost at the limit here.
After speaking, I started talking to myself again and ate the freshly baked barbecue, but after a while the cocktails were also served.
I remembered what Song Ziping told me just to taste it, but I didn’t listen to it. After drinking two cans of beer, I drank this glass of cocktail in one gulp. momentum.
The barrage was shocked by my heroic way of drinking:
[Magic Scorpion:? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[Little fish:! ? ? ?Why would a BBQ have this cocktail? 】
[You are Feng'er and I am stupid:? ? ? ?Why does the anchor do this? 】
【Gou Limin: #主演怪善行为大奖#】
Before I drank it, I thought that this cocktail must be similar to beer, but I didn't expect to drink it down in one gulp. I didn't taste the taste, but my head fainted first.
Both eyes with good eyesight can't see the barrage clearly, so I opened WeChat and sent Song Ziping a message:
"Song Ziping, I'm drunk, come pick me up"
I smirked at the camera and said, "Cocktails don't taste good at all!"
[Hehehe: Nonsense, no matter what kind of wine you drink like that, it doesn't taste good. 】
[I am a little curly chicken: there is one thing to say, it is true]
【Horse monkey shochu: one thing to say, one is true】
[Stupid people have stupid blessings: there is one thing to say, it is true]
I felt aggrieved, and just when I was about to say something, Song Ziping came over. He came over and saw that I still had an empty wine glass, and was a little surprised. He said, "Have you finished drinking Nan Nan?"
I am very proud to say: "I, I drank it all in one go!"
He came over and touched my face and said, "My face is so hot, Nannan, are you dizzy? Do you feel sick to your stomach?"
I slapped his hand and said, "I'm not drunk! I just drink, and drinking makes my face get red easily..."
I stood up: "I can still walk in a straight line while standing, you stand back a little, I'll show you a show!"
Sometimes I am always surprised why many people always like to prove to others that they are not drunk after they are drunk. It is simply 300 taels of silver here, but when I am drunk, I know:
Alcohol can easily lower one's intelligence.
I thought I was walking in a straight line, but I wasn't.My feet went limp and I threw myself into Song Ziping's arms.
I can feel Song Ziping's breath on the back of my neck, he whispered to me: "Okay, you are not drunk, shall we go home?"
I shook my head and said, "Not good, I still want to live broadcast... I have only broadcast live for more than an hour, and I will not be able to complete the task this month!"
Song Ziping was so messed up by me that he couldn't do anything about it. Just when Tan Wei came in, he said to Song Ziping, "Jiang Nan is drunk? Do you want me to ask them to cook some hangover soup?"
Song Ziping smiled wryly and said, "Okay, I'll trouble you."
I looked fiercely at the back of Tan Wei leaving, and muttered in my mouth: "Bad guy!"
Song Ziping was a little surprised when he heard me say that. He stroked my hair and seemed to understand how to get along with me when I was drunk. He said: "Nan Nan, let's go out and blow some air, okay? It's too stuffy in the room."
I nodded thoughtfully and said, "Yes, it's good—it's so boring, I can't even breathe, why didn't you come over earlier and let me out!"
He said: "It's all my fault, I didn't come to look at you."
I nodded frantically: "Yes, yes, it's just that you are not good... Hey, hey, and my mobile phone and camera, I still want to live broadcast!"
Song Ziping put his arm around me and held the camera and mobile phone in the other. With some difficulty, he moved me to sit on a chair in the open space outside.
Am I someone who satisfies sitting down?I pointed to a small bridge 200 meters away from the entrance of the store, and I said I wanted to go there to have a breeze.
After I finished speaking, I didn't care about Song Ziping, and embarked on the journey ahead alone crookedly.
Of course Song Ziping didn't want to rest assured that I was walking by alone, he kicked his phone into his pocket, and then ran over to meet me with his camera.
I remember interacting with the camera while I was walking, thinking that I would have to chat with the audience in the live broadcast room, so I asked Song Ziping to point the camera at me, and I said to the camera: "My friends! The weather today is really good !"
I opened my arms to the already dark night sky, as if I was doing radio gymnastics and a young eagle was flying.
Song Ziping was always afraid that I would fall, so he followed me and pulled me forward as soon as I had the tendency to pounce forward.
There seemed to be something wrong with my eyes. When I looked at the trees beside the street, I almost saw double shadows. I patted the tree trunk and said to the camera, "Look, why does this tree still have shadows?"
Song Ziping, who was holding the camera, was accidentally amused by me when he heard my words. I glared at him and said, "Don't laugh! You didn't treat me well today."
I supported the trunk to rest for a while, and then continued to walk forward unswervingly, still singing in my mouth:
"The wind is roaring and the horse is roaring!"
"The Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring!"
Singing and singing, I felt a little tired, squatted on the ground to rest for a while, then continued to get up and walk forward unswervingly, and finally came to the small bridge.
I stood on the bridge and looked at the rolling river, and my mood suddenly improved.
When I feel better, I want to say anything!
I turned around and faced Song Ziping, who was less than one meter away from me, and said fiercely: "Do you know what you did wrong today?"
Song Ziping put the camera aside at this time, he thought for a while, and said: "I didn't come to watch your live broadcast, and made you drink so much."
I pretended to be deep and shook my fingers and said, "Wrong!"
"You made the mistake of talking to other people in front of me today. You chatted so happily, but you still ignored me!"
Song Ziping was aggrieved by what I said, he said: "I didn't ignore you, I greeted you..."
I interrupted him, and said very angrily: "You do! You just chat with them outside, and I broadcast live inside alone, and you don't come to ask me if the barbecue is good, and if the live broadcast is tired... You ignore me, woo woo woo..." After talking about it, the more I talked, the more I felt wronged, and the more I thought about it, the angrier I felt.
I live broadcast and complete tasks to make money by myself, and Song Ziping chats with friends outside.
I'm working, he's playing, we both sleep in the same bed every night, why should he!
I squatted on the ground, hugged the railing and cried, "I feel so wronged, I feel so uncomfortable."
"Did you just talk to Tan Wei because he was good-looking, and ignore me!"
Song Ziping was quite frightened by my state of crying and laughing for a while, he came over and patted my shoulder and said, "I was wrong, I was wrong, eh Tan Wei?"
He sighed and said, "Tan Wei and I have been friends for many years, Nannan, don't be angry, be good."
"You are the most beautiful in my heart."
I, who was still sobbing and suffering, felt better when I heard his words. I raised my head, looked at him with tears in my eyes and asked, "Really?"
He squatted next to me and said, "Really, you look the best."
I believed his words and stood up, and he also stood up, and I threw myself into his arms and said, "I'm so tired, I want to go home."
He patted me on the back and said, "OK, let's go home..."
Then after that I lost consciousness and couldn't remember anything.
When I woke up, it was already noon the next day, and I rubbed my head with a splitting headache, as if 800 steamrollers had passed through my head.
I sat up and stared blankly for a while, my head was starting up.
There is a lot of garbage, and the boot is a bit stuck.
Suddenly I heard the sound from the mobile phone next to me, I stretched out my hand and grabbed the mobile phone to unlock it in a daze:
"Miss Li Missed Call × 13"
"WeChat message Sister Li: You two want to be scolded by me to make your skin itch? Unread message x 14"
"WeChat message master: I'm stupid, Jiang Nan, you're so funny when you're drunk! I've been laughing all day, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you're drunk, Jiang Nan, you're so funny when you're drunk, Jiang Nan×9"
“Hot search on Weibo: #男孩冻冻后前得很得#”
I was stunned for several minutes, my head failed to turn on, so I restarted directly.
A man's sixth sense tells me:
It's over, something big happened.
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Tan Xi poked Song Ziping, who was sitting upright beside him, with his elbow, and asked himself very gossip about this novel: "How is it? How far has it been? Have you done it?"
Song Ziping was left speechless by his perverted hair. He frowned and said, "The methods you told me before didn't work... nicknames, and wearing a seat belt... It's all because of you." Bad military division, he must think I'm weird now."
Tan Wei rolled his eyes at him and said, "Why don't you reflect on whether you are not charming enough? I have this move in my hands, but once I use it accurately, I never miss it."
"But Jiang Nan is really cute. If you didn't like it, I guess I would just grab him."
Song Ziping patted Tan Wei's restless hand that wanted to put his arm around his shoulder and said, "Stay away from me, stop flirting."
Tan Wei was so amused by Song Ziping's words that he couldn't help laughing, and he deliberately approached Song Ziping and said, "What's wrong, you want to protect our children like jade so soon? Why are you virgins so funny?" Turning around, Tan Wei looked at Holding the child in his hand, he stood near the door of the store with two cans of beer and stared blankly at them.
Tan Wei greeted him with a smile, and then asked Song Ziping beside him to look back at the handsome guy.
Seeing Jiang Nan who ignored the two of them and turned around to leave, Tan Wei smiled very happily: "Hey, Lao Song, your kids don't think I'm seducing you, do they?"
Song Ziping couldn't bear it anymore and directly pushed Tan Wei away and said, "I'll go and see him."
Tan Wei looked at Song Ziping's back, smiling until his eyes narrowed.
It's fun watching straight guys chase straight guys.