God always wants to bend me

Chapter 190 I want to smoke your son

[Mom and Dad, thank you for allowing me to be with Song Qizhao, but, you should also know that young people like us often cannot help it, and I will go to me as soon as I am approved to come out of the closet Men, you must be unhappy too, so, under my threats, coercion, coercion, lure, lure, lure, and scaremongering, Song Qizhao finally agreed to elope with me!I'm so happy, huh huh huh~ Mom and dad don't have to worry about us, we'll come back when we've had enough of it~ I'll give you two a big one ^3^]

After he finished writing in one go, he had to fold the paper in half and put it away. Song Qizhao took it over curiously and glanced at it twice, his brows twitched unconsciously. Looking at Jiang Chenyu, he suggested earnestly: "I think it's better if you don't write this letter." good."

"That won't work. When you elope on TV, there are always letters." Jiang Chen quickly folded the paper and put it on the coffee table, and put the remote control on it.

Song Qizhao was extremely helpless, he wanted to say something but didn't say it, so he had to follow Jiang Chen's wishes.

When the two went out, Song Qizhao's car was parked outside the community. It was just dawn and there were not many pedestrians on the street.

The weather was getting colder, especially when he just went out in the morning and felt that it was cool outside, Song Qizhao was afraid that Jiang Chen would be cold, so he turned on the heater when he got in the car.

"By the way, where are we going?" Jiang Chen asked while getting in the car while fastening his seat belt.

Song Qizhao turned the steering wheel and replied, "Just go to City C next door. There are several tourist attractions there. I'll show you around during the two days off."

Knowing where he was going, Jiang Chen was obviously very excited, he grabbed Song Qizhao and asked this and that.

City C is just next door to their city, and the distance is not far away. Usually, you can get there by bus. If you drive by yourself, it will take two and a half hours.

The place they passed by was not far from the snack street. Song Qizhao stopped the car and asked, "Are you hungry? What do you want for breakfast?"

Jiang Chen shook his head and looked at him and said, "I don't want to eat right now, why don't we eat it later? How about you? Are you hungry?"

Song Qizhao also felt that he was not hungry, so he drove on again.

Jiang Chen and Song Qizhao were talking, and from time to time, he took out his mobile phone to browse casually. When he clicked on Taobao, he received a notification message with a "ding dong".

Jiang Chen clicked to look at it, only to find that it was the shopkeeper of the Taobao sex toy store that sent him the message.

Miaomiao Fun Club: Big brother, here I show that you received the item, what, are you satisfied with the little gift I gave you? (*^ω^*)

Miaomiao Fun Club: If you are satisfied, please confirm receipt first, and then give our store five-star praise + long comment~

Yo yo, yo fart...

Jiang Chen rubbed his nose, if he hadn't casually clicked on Taobao to receive the news, he would have forgotten about it.

Song Qizhao received the sex toys I bought, and I feel a little embarrassed when I think about it.

"Well, those things I bought online..." Jiang Chen said this part of the sentence to Song Qizhao with an unnatural expression, and he thought he could understand what he said afterwards without Song Qizhao.

"It's right there." While talking about Song Qizhao, he looked towards the back seat, he saw Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows suspiciously and said, "What? Didn't you see that big box at the back when you got in the car?"

Jiang Chen glanced at the back seat, there was indeed a box on the seat, he said: "I didn't pay much attention." After saying that, he turned around and knelt on the seat, carried the big box over, and put it on himself on the legs.

"Why did you bring these things when you went out to play?" Jiang Chen blushed, and deliberately said in a rough voice.

Song Qizhao glanced at him teasingly, and said lightly, "What do you want to do?"

Jiang Chen: "..." Fuck me...

The lid of the box was closed, and Jiang Chen didn't open it right away to take a look. Ever since Song Qizhao told what was inside, he suddenly became a little timid.

That weird store.

But after all, he couldn't hold back his curiosity, and carefully opened the lid of the box, and then...

Who am I and where am I with Jiang Chen’s face? What the hell is I holding in my arms...

Song Qizhao always pays attention to Jiang Chen, seeing him like this just wants to laugh.

But as a good husband who loves his wife and loves his daughter-in-law, he still comforted him: "I know, most of the things here are gifts from that store, so you didn't buy them."

After a long while, Jiang Chen said with a blank face but red ears: "I want to give him a one-star bad review."

Naturally, Song Qizhao's daughter-in-law can say whatever she wants, "Okay, it's okay not to comment on him, you can do whatever you want."

Jiang Chen gritted his teeth and snorted twice, looking at those things, he just wanted to pounce on them and bite, and he took out his phone to reply the message.

Big Big Orange: Desperate kiss shopkeeper, do you want a one-star bad review?

I got a reply within 2 minutes of sending the message.

Miaomiao Fun Club: ?????? Bad reviews? ! !This is unscientific, this is unreasonable, this must be impossible! ! !

Big Big Orange: Anything is possible.

Miaomiao Fun Club: Awwww why are you treating me like this QAQ I sent you so many fun things, do you think I gave too few things?

Too little to send?Jiang Chen said that he wanted to kill someone.

Big Big Orange: Do you make good things happen or not!Axi... I wasn't there when the courier delivered it to my door, but my man was there, but he signed for it, and he even read it all. Say, what do you want me to do? ??????

Miaomiao Fun Club: Pu Chi 2333... Is it like this?Wow, that sounds so exciting~ Here's a good idea for you, don't worry about what to do, just spread your legs and fuck him directly~

Big Big Orange: Bad review, bad review, bad review! ! !

Miao Miao Fun Club: Fearless, after knowing such a reason, I am very happy if you give a bad review (*′▽｀*) Leave me alone and let me laugh for a while 2333

Jiang Chen: ...

Because of Jiang Chen being such a bastard, the two of them kept laughing along the way, but after waking up at home, Jiang's father and Jiang's mother probably weren't so good.

After Jiang's mother washed up, she went to Jiang Chen's room and walked around. When she came out, her face was calm. Jiang's father asked her, "How is it? Chengzi is leaving?"

"Well, that brat thought we didn't know that he was going out with Qi Zhao. He was so abnormal yesterday. Seeing his exaggerated acting skills, I wanted to tell him directly." Mother Jiang sighed and went Walking to the kitchen, he said while finishing the meal: "Go out to play, go out to play, and don't tell us, if Qizhao had not sent a message to tell us a long time ago, I would be angry at him for running away with others without telling us." I just wanted to smack him."

As for the elopement letter written by Jiang Chen, Jiang's father and Jiang's mother only found out after breakfast.

It was Jiang's father who saw the note first, and after he opened it and read it, he closed it instantly, looking at his wife with a strange expression.

Mother Jiang asked, "What's wrong? What is this?"

"I think it's better for you not to look at it," Jiang's father said.

In this way, the more she talked, the more Jiang's mother wanted to see it. She pulled away the closed paper and opened it.

After reading it, Jiang's mother said to Jiang's father calmly, "Professor Jiang, I want to smoke your son."

Father Jiang: ...