Chapter 274 Deadpool Slaughter!
Chapter 274 Deadpool Slaughter!
Chapter 274 Deadpool Massacre—!
Given the observer's consistently enigmatic attitude, Peter had no idea what the so-called multiverse-level crisis was or how he could solve it on his own.
Then when I got there, I understood.
So this is the world of "Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe"!
Peter, who had no idea about the Earth's number, sighed. If the wasteland universe series represented by Old Man from Nowhere was Marvel's attempt to create a tragic story set in the post-apocalyptic world, and Zombie Heroes was to capitalize on the zombie craze of the early 21st century, then the Deadpool Carnage series was a meaningless, uninteresting, and purely morbidly bizarre thing.
"This Deadpool is incredibly terrifying. He slaughtered all the superheroes in his own universe, even killed a powerful cosmic being, and one of my own kind." The Observer, who was explaining the basic situation to Peter, noticed the evil Deadpool staring at him and hurriedly teleported away: "Oh no, he saw me."
"So, the only one responsible for stopping me is... uh, Thor and Spider-Man?"
"..."
Peter was silent for a moment, then sighed helplessly: "So... how did you manage to slaughter your entire universe?"
"How did you do that? Because you were all slaves while I was free! You're just a character in a comic book, but I..."
"Okay, okay, let's talk about the details... For example, how could you possibly kill Spider-Man? As far as I know, you simply used a gun—"
"Like this!"
Deadpool fired a shot, but Peter tilted his head, and the bullet dodged it: "See? This is completely illogical! What kind of Spider-Man can be hit by a bullet—especially a semi-automatic pistol bullet! I could even see every detail of you pulling the trigger!"
"Because... I am free?"
Deadpool looked at his gun in confusion. It didn't make sense; this move should have worked, right?
"And Thor, how did you kill Thor?"
"Oh, that's my masterpiece—" Deadpool hadn't finished speaking when he was smashed away by Mjolnir, which Peter then summoned back. Deadpool, who had been slammed to the ground, immediately sat up and used his gun to fire Pym Particles, amplifying Mjolnir—this was how he killed Thor.
Then, Thor's hammer stopped in front of Peter.
"Look, why would Thor be killed by his own hammer?! I can stop the hammer from falling right in front of myself! And there are plenty of people Thor can't kill with one hit, so how come he got killed by one hit himself?! It makes no sense at all!"
Deadpool was about to say something when the gigantic Mjolnir smashed him to the ground, leaving only his head exposed. He was still yelling, "What do you know, you bound bastard...?"
"If you ask me, you're the comic book character, buddy. The editorial department wanted to publish a grotesque magazine, so they created you and made up these pointless plots. Thor gets killed by his own hammer, Spider-Man gets shot by a gun, Deadpool can slaughter everything, how did you do that? There are so many characters who can manipulate things at the molecular level and they could all disintegrate you."
"And now you've wiped out your own universe, buddy, your usefulness is over. Deadpool's massacre of the Marvel Universe is over! You're about to get rid of by the editorial department!"
Annoyed by Spider-Man's incessant chatter, the evil Deadpool roared, "You can't kill me, you ignorant bastard!"
Spider-Man seemed startled by him, and then left through the portal without looking back or taking his hammer. Deadpool sneered and started trying to get away from under the hammer. Before he could make a move, two people stepped over the portal, chattering incessantly even before they appeared.
"Wait, Spider-Man, you mean, the me in this universe killed all the superheroes and villains? That's way more awesome than Logan. He only took down the X-Men, but I wiped out the entire world!"
"Yeah, if you think it's acceptable for Thor to be killed by his own hammer, then I have no objection."
Peter raised Thor's hammer and used the Pym Particles he brought back from 616 to shrink it. Deadpool walked over to Evil Deadpool and squatted down, exclaiming in shock as he looked at Evil Deadpool, who was almost flattened except for his head: "My God, he's really ugly."
"You know you're actually the same person, right?"
"Really? I can't handle everyone in our universe, the author needs to make money too. But I can't manage either, shouldn't you find some super powerful guy to take care of him... Wait, is that a teleportation belt?"
Deadpool suddenly laughed, having come up with a great idea. He covered the mouth of the evil Deadpool and then looked down at his belt and spoke.
"Transmit half of it vertically."
The next second, half of Deadpool was teleported away. Peter, who didn't even have time to stop him, almost vomited. But Deadpool nonchalantly took the teleportation belt out of the pool of blood and put it on himself: "Aha, look, this chapter of less than two thousand words has a greater impact on our universe than your entire one-day tour of The Walking Dead."
For some reason, Peter, who seemed to have missed a part of what was said, suppressed his disgust and asked, "Didn't you think about what would happen if he turned into two evil Deadpools?"
"That will happen in Deadpool's personal story, but he won't appear in yours, Spider-Man."
Deadpool, having changed his belt, pulled up his pants, fastened the belt buckle, patted his butt, and said contentedly, "Ah, nothing much to do now, right?"
"Yes, there are practically no survivors left in this universe. There are no more superheroes or supervillains..."
"Actually," one of the bald men said, seeing that things were resolved, "there are still two survivors. There are three people Deadpool didn't kill: Wolverine's children, Daken Akira and X-23 Laura Kinney. Deadpool didn't die. To suppress their healing factor, he hung them on traps. He would detect when they were healed and burn them again, in a vicious cycle. If you put them down, they might still survive."
"Aren't there two people? The bald guy?"
The observer looked at Deadpool: "There's another one, Shadowcat. She couldn't get through the four-dimensional cube trap set by the evil Deadpool. Unfortunately, she didn't have the healing factor and has already starved to death."
"I won't even bother commenting on how the self-healing factor and starvation could be linked together..."
Peter complained listlessly, feeling that the whole thing was a huge farce. He just wanted to go home and sleep. Wade nudged Peter in the waist with his elbow and whispered something.
"Hey Spider-Man, how many people are you planning to pick up in your wasteland universe?"
Next chapter, back to 616, let's fight the Spider-Man villain!
The plot involving Deadpool slaughtering the Marvel Universe was something that had been planned long ago, although it wasn't actually that relevant in terms of plot importance.
However, on the other hand, so far, the multiverse timelines haven't had much connection besides the Spider Gods; everything needs to be gradually revealed.
(End of this chapter)
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