Chapter 107 The Magician's World
Chapter 107 The Magician's World
Cecil's throat hurts but his mind is still clear. He knows the joke and understands what it means. He just doesn't understand how a tonsil recruited this great god?
Appendices only recruited a retired Mr. Great Wall.
"You...cough." Cecil spat out bloody saliva, endured the tearing pain, "Fuck these five idiots to death first!" After a pause, he said shortly, "You... Don't go nuclear, don't get excited."
This is the most important thing, I will talk about the others later.
"Okay!" The military training uniform turned around, and it turned out to be a boy, who looked only thirteen or fourteen years old, with the youthful vigor unique to teenagers, "Comrade, help me!"
A small cube was thrown over, and Cecil picked it up lying on the ground. Dingqing saw that it was a very old MP3 player, an unintelligible miscellaneous brand, and the workmanship was very rough. I don’t know where it was bought from. Yes, no one still uses this now, they use their mobile phones directly.
"What?" Cecil asked inexplicably.
"Play a song." The boy snapped his fingers and said in an extremely pretentious manner, "How can there be no music when maintaining world peace?"
Cecil: "..."
One of you gods counts as one, can you be normal? !
Although he complained so much in his heart, Cecil still clicked the play button honestly. As soon as the familiar melody came out, he seemed to be back in junior high school. At that time, they were still a group of carefree kids, listening to Jay Chou's song costume Zuo himself knows everything, laughs at girls for copying lyrics, and always feels that I am number one in the world, and the future is bright.
Now, things are different, hearing this song again in a different world, Cecil almost burst into tears.
The young man punched forward, pulled away, bent his palms towards the five strangers, and grinned: "Come on!"
The stranger obviously knew what this person was, but he didn't flinch. One of them was very tall and said in a low voice: "It's just a god who has been around for decades..."
The boy disappeared into the air like lightning, and appeared in front of the speaker in an instant, punching the other person's face firmly with his fist!
[The old place is like revisiting, the full moon is more lonely]
The young man's posture was like a phantom, and his clear laughter stirred in the room: "What's the matter? Look down on me, a young god? Hee hee, do you know what high technology is? Bugs!"
Another stranger's cheek was in close contact with the unbearable weight, and it flew out like a weightless leaf, falling to the ground with a piece of broken flesh and blood.
【Who Is Playing Dong Feng Po on the Pipa】
The unpredictable figure of the young man shocked the strangers enough, and the only three of them backed away one after another, forming a triangle shape. After whispering quickly, a light and shadow appeared in front of them, and the complex pattern formed a semicircle and half circle. The transparent barrier surrounds people in a corner, and the people behind are still thinking about something, and it is not known whether they are preparing to escape or preparing a big move.
[I still remember that year when we were still very young]
The figure of the young man fell back to the original place, looked at the hurried actions of the three people, and raised his chin nonchalantly: "What's the matter? Want to leave? It's not that easy, didn't you listen to what I said earlier? Desire! Destiny! Definitely! Da!"
At this time, the man at the back had stopped chanting, and a bright spot appeared in the air, which exploded like fireworks, forming a black hole that twisted and rotated continuously.
[But now the sound of the piano is faint, you have never heard of my waiting]
The boy's figure rushed over vigorously, kicked on the ground, jumped up high like a newborn deer, and punched hard on the semicircular protective cover from top to bottom!
A crack appeared in the cover like glass, spread rapidly, and then shattered. The boy got in and grabbed the two people who hadn't escaped in the future. Elder, probably won't survive.
"Keep alive!" Cecil came back to his senses and shouted hoarsely.
"Don't worry!" The boy looked back and smiled, and actually stretched out a hand into the black hole.
The black hole violently turbulent, twisting and deforming continuously, as if trying to stop the movement, cold sweat appeared on the boy's forehead, but he leaned over to probe in even more. Soon, he yelled, pulled back, and ran in first The stranger was pulled out, the hood and coat were broken into pieces, and he shouted in shock, "Impossible!"
The young man raised his chin proudly: "I said, Dongfeng Express, the mission will be fulfilled, worldwide... no, free shipping to all worlds, remember to give a good review!"
[In the years of wild smoke and grass, even breaking up is very silent]
After the east wind broke, only three people remained conscious in the room, and the attack was thus declared a failure.
Cecil slowly put on his clothes. The first thing he did was to confirm Ange and Ange's boyfriend. Fortunately, although they were unconscious, they were still breathing. He grabbed a piece of clothing and tied it to Ange's boyfriend arm to prevent excessive blood loss, as long as he is not dead, the Knights will always have a way to save him.
"Is there anything else? I'm leaving!" the boy said to Cecil.
Cecil glanced at the attacker who was being grabbed: "Is there a way to make him unconscious?"
The teenager punched the attacker in the head and threw it to the ground: "Okay, don't worry, I won't die."
Cecil looked at the young man's clean face, and was in a daze for a while, before blurting out: "Is the family okay?"
The boy's expression became gentle: "It's very good, don't worry, there are many people over there."
"Hmm." Cecil tried hard to hold back the overflowing emotions, "Why did I call you here? It's just tonsils."
"Oh, don't talk about you, I'm still young!" The boy said with a smile, "For ordinary people, I'm very powerful, but among gods I'm still young, if it weren't for the fact that there are many Chinese people, I wouldn't be able to grow up. It’s so fast. Besides, I’m the most basic god, the top one is the main god “hot weapons”, and the secondary ones are “nuclear fusion” and “nuclear weapons”. Otherwise, I wouldn’t even exist if there was a meme on the Internet. Others The country will be gone when it reaches 'nuclear weapons'. So, I am actually a god unique to China!"
Cecil was taken aback: "You mean the one from Dongfeng Express? A meme can also become a god?"
"Why isn't it civilized?" The young man folded his arms and said unconvinced, "Although I am a small god, I have hundreds of millions of followers! Besides, I am not a loft in the air, but the Rocket Army is real. !"
"Rocket Army?" Cecil asked in a daze.
"What are you doing? The Second Artillery was renamed the Rocket Army in 2015. You don't even know that?" the boy said dissatisfiedly.
"Oh." Cecil stared at the young man's angry face, as if seeing himself in the past, conscious of omnipotence, full of expectations and hopes for everything, but finally said the most contemptible thing before. The old saying, "Then you have to study hard, the truth is within the range of the cannon, and the family depends on you."
"That's needless to say!" The young man proudly said, "Master the Great Wall has come to your place, right? He can't do it, the old man should retire, go home and watch the children raise birds, and if we really want to go to the battlefield, we have to go to the battlefield." ! The sun comes at nine o’clock! Oh, why are you so annoying, comrade, just like an old man.”
Cecil's eye circles were a little red, and every time these Chinese civilization gods came over, they still made him feel emotional.The boy in front of him can be called a bear child, every word he speaks is thorny, but why can't he hate it when he hears it... He lowered his head and blinked his eyes, calmed down and raised his head: "I I want to ask something about gods, what level of gods can be summoned by sacrificing liver?"
"It's about the same as me." The boy said neatly.
Cecil was overjoyed: "Can it explode?"
"Who said it could go nuclear?" The young man rolled his eyes, "Just summon a god and give you a nuclear level. How can there be such a good thing? Don't talk about a tonsil, just your whole body, it's worth it." Does an atom fuse?"
Cecil: "..."
This time it is not pleasant at all!
"I've traveled here, understand? The strength here can't be compared with the original world." The young man chattered about how powerful he was on Earth, and finally concluded, "So, even if you sacrifice your whole The level of summoning is just like this. Don’t even think about the main god. The main god worshiped by 70 billion people will directly crowd the passage through. It is impossible for the secondary gods. The only ones you summon are retired gods. God, and I will become the new god of the great god tomorrow."
"The traffic police is finally the master of the year, right?" Cecil said unconvinced.
"You figure it out, that's the God of traffic police! Traffic police! Who believes in traffic police?" The young man snorted and said disdainfully, "That's also a basic god. The main god is 'law', and the secondary gods are 'traffic law' and 'vehicles'. Different!"
After working on it for a long time, Prayer is still a useless skill as Cecil thought.
"What about the Tanner God? Do you know about him?" Cecil asked urgently.
"Oh, that, I know." The boy said a little unconvinced, "That is also a great god, at the level of the main god, because you are extraditing with technology, so he can come here. But don't expect him to help you. How busy you are, I admit that He is very powerful on earth, and he is very powerful in the fashion industry. Although many believers have been suppressed by environmental protection issues in recent years, he is an old-fashioned main god after all, and his family is still there, but here He is. But there are not many believers, and it takes time to develop."
Cecil was overjoyed: "So, if I vigorously develop leather tanning technology in this world..."
"Let me make it clear that he doesn't belong to the gods of Chinese civilization." The boy squinted his eyes and said, "He is a neutral god, widely used in the scope of human life all over the world, without favoritism."
Cecil hesitated for a moment: "Does it mean that parents always favor their children?"
The boy blinked one eye, grinned and gestured to Cecil with a shot: "A child can be taught."
Cecil thought for a while and said, "Then is there any Chinese civilization that can be easily invented, that everyone likes, and suitable for promotion?"
"Eat." The boy said immediately.
Cecil also thought about it, and asked: "Then what can make people addicted?"
"Drugs," the boy said.
Cecil: "..."
"What are you thinking, comrade!" The young man snorted, "You know, there is no context for civilization, and you can't guarantee which civilization will be popular. This kind of thing requires hard work. Ah! Thinking about getting something for nothing all day long, heck, the little comrades just can’t bear hardships.”
Cecil: "..."
There was a movement from the door of the inspection room, probably because the people outside finally noticed something was wrong. Cecil saw the boy take a step aside and said, "Are you all right? Then I'm leaving!"
"Oh, okay, let's go slowly." Cecil reflexively said, "Say hello to Mr. Great Wall and Uncle Traffic Police for me."
"Okay, okay, I understand, the elderly are troublesome." The boy's figure slowly disappeared into the air, leaving the young voice in the air, "I will give you that thing, it's very useful!"
When the room became dead silent, Cecil realized that he was still holding the brand-name music player. He subconsciously wanted to press the play button, but suddenly found that the black LCD screen was no longer the lyrics of Dongfeng Po, but a line of words: Set the countdown time.He shivered, and frantically put the thing into his arms.
He asked a knight who knew needlework to add pockets to all his clothes.This design was welcomed by many people, and soon, the gay knights were used to adding pockets to the robes, and some people added two pockets to the hem of the robes, putting their hands in the pockets and circling in front of their lovers, the picture Very hot on the eyes.
The door was pulled open forcefully, and Langdon rushed in first, his stern expression relaxed the moment he saw Cecil: "Are you okay?"
"It's okay." Cecil knew that this was not the time to talk, and said quickly, "Someone we don't know attacked us, and four of them died. This one is alive. Both Ange and his boyfriend passed out and were still breathing. Angle's boyfriend is missing an arm."
When watching movies and TV shows, what Cecil hates the most is procrastinating and talking nonsense at critical moments, or uh uh uh uh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah can't tell the plot of the cause and effect, he is not willing to drop the chain at this time.
The Gay Knights not only came by themselves, but also brought the patrolmen from Algiers, and the matter was quickly and properly dealt with. This proper means that excellent healing mages and free board and lodging were arranged for the Gay Knights. , and told you not to leave during the investigation of the whole story, the rest is to wait-this wait will last for three days.
This time it was a real luxury hotel, the mattresses were as soft as feathers, the surrounding environment was beautiful and elegant, and the food had reached a mediocre level, so it was indeed a high-end treatment.This is due to their identities as participants of the "World Magic Expo". If they were plotted in Yarge because of displaying goods, they would be slapped in the face of Tanbunita. After all, the most important factor for this kind of gathering is safety.
Cecil's tonsils healed with just a small healing operation, so he didn't care at all, but the whole assassination incident worried him a lot.
"Does that inspection room have a video function?" Cecil was first worried about the exposure of the god of civilization.
"Yes." Langdon said, "Did you talk to your civilization god?"
Cecil anxiously recounted the conversation roughly.
"It's okay, it's just some incomprehensible terms." Langdon said, "No one will go into this kind of matter involving personal civilization, because it is regarded as a kind of provocation and hostility."
Cecil was a little relieved and then thought of something else: "Is it possible that Algi and the carriage firm have colluded? The one who sent you is the real staff, right?"
"Yes." In contrast, Langdon was very calm. "Belonging to the same civilization or country does not mean that everyone is of the same mind. Other situations must also be considered."
Cecil understood after a little thought: "Bribe?"
The fact was just as Langdon predicted, that staff member was indeed a genuine insider who deliberately lured Langdon away after receiving a huge bribe from a friend. His mission was only one, and the person in charge of the inspection room took As far as the task of "letting a few curious visitors in", neither side knew of the other's existence, and there was no doubt about this "convenience" at all.
They strongly opposed the assassination accusation of the Gay Knights, shouting injustice, thinking that they had no sense of killing at all, and at most they were dereliction of duty.
The law firm in Algis convened a court with trial masters. The law firm was also subordinate to the Patrol Court, which was actually equivalent to a court plus a police station.
"The trial mage is proficient in interrogation magic, no one can lie in front of the trial mage." Langdon said.
"No one?" Cecil, who knew magic, asked suspiciously.
"Of course, the boss is not included, but the boss will not obediently go to court, will he?" Langdon said.
This is true.
The court building is very luxurious, with beautiful murals covering the ceiling, and tall columns covered with intricate figure reliefs, watching everyone passing by, but the interior is made into a conical seat, and the judge sits in the middle. There are melon eaters and judges all around the outside.
It has to be said that such an arrangement will bring great psychological pressure to the judges.
"It's okay." Russell leaned over and whispered after listening to Cecil's nagging, "It's much better than the paladin's burning at the stake."
Think of the paladins who danced "radio gymnastics" at the fair and watched O'Casey burn to death with enthusiasm and cheers, and Cecil suddenly felt sick.
The trial process was very short and boring. The two judges repeatedly complained, actively confessed the name of the briber, and claimed to be willing to pay compensation. However, they were still sentenced to death in the end.When the trial was over, an executioner stood up and chanted a spell in front of everyone. After a while, the two people screamed in fear, leaving nothing behind.
"Even the soul will be destroyed." Langdon stared at the trial seat and whispered, "This is the law."
Cecil stared blankly at the vacant seat, until they left the law office and stood in front of the magic gate of Algiers, then he approached Langdon and whispered, "Could they be in suspended animation?"
"Why do you say that?" Langdon couldn't laugh or cry, "What are you thinking?"
"I mean... Tanbunita is selling us face like this?" Cecil still couldn't believe it, "So trust us?"
"Of course it's not just our testimony. They also inspected the scene and interrogated the assailant. Although all signs point to the carriage company, there is no conclusive evidence, and there is evidence for the two staff members' dereliction of duty. According to The law is right."
Cecil still felt offended, which was strange, but he really did: "Isn't there a little favoritism?"
Langdon put his arms around Cecil's shoulders: "Do you think that Mobnita doesn't even forgive her own people?"
"Yes."
"All magicians are like this." Langdon pressed his forehead against Cecil's. "Every magician is an island. The suffering of magicians is different. It is difficult to turn to others for help, and they can be self-sufficient. It has indeed caused many magicians to lack empathy." The moment he passed through the magic gate, he whispered softly and tiredly, "Promise me never to become such a magician, dear Cecil."
Cecil had the illusion that Langdon was grieving.
Seeing the iconic small port buildings in Porto Toto, Cecil was completely relieved psychologically. He never thought that one day Porto Toto would give him a sense of intimacy. In less than a year, he has almost put the place here. When married.
The yak cart can run slowly on the road, and the 15 people go back on the griffin first, but Ange is fine, but Ange's boyfriend's arm can't come back, so he can only be a one-armed hero in the future.However, he was quite optimistic. After Cecil told him about the gay version of Condor Heroes, he called himself a hero when he met everyone. There was no such word in his mother tongue, so Cecil heard it all over his ears. It is "prawns, prawns".
The original ten-day exhibition was delayed to fourteen days. When Cecil saw a yellow road on the griffin, he knew he had arrived home. The tall city wall made him feel excited.The leadership of the Knights came out to greet them, and there were laughter and laughter everywhere, although it was quite strange to match the stiff facial expressions.
As soon as Russell saw Oakes, he ran over, and the two hugged each other for a long time.O'Casey still kissed Moyer in a serious manner for a long time, and then they hugged each other and refused to separate. Cecil observed secretly, but Moyer didn't seem to let go.
Cecil turned around and saw that Langdon was pulling Eugene to say something, and he sighed secretly.
Anyway, we went out together, which is a good thing.
The welcoming activity was as simple as that. As soon as Cecil entered the city, he saw deep narrow ditches dug everywhere, and asked strangely, "What is this?"
"Didn't you say you want to build an urban drainage system?" It was Moyer who said, "The cement has been researched."
"Cement has been researched?!" Cecil said in surprise, "Who did it?"
Moyer raised his chin: "Me!"
"You?" Cecil didn't discriminate, and Moyer didn't look like someone who would invent, "How do you do it?"
Moyer said indifferently: "It's simple, just play with mud."
Cecil:? ? ?
Moyer: "More blood."
Cecil:? ? ?
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