Chapter 151 Non-Human Still Can't Escape the Fate of Baldness
Chapter 151 Non-Human Still Can't Escape the Fate of Baldness
While Cecil was in a daze, the eye suddenly turned slowly and disappeared, and then, more voices came from the darkness.
"Guys, the Middle Kingdom has arrived!"
"Dig it so soon? Didn't you say that it will take a few more days?"
"I don't know, Keke, has your map expired?"
"Climb for me, my map is from 110 years ago, how could it expire in such a short time?"
"Then why did you dig out a group of people so quickly?"
"Perhaps a dwarf?"
The crowd waiting for the ceremony: "..."
His eyes slowly turned around again, staring at Cecil's group of people for a moment, and asked, "Are you dwarves?"
Everyone: "..."
Cecil cleared his throat: "No, you are...?"
The big eyes only turned back after hearing half of it.
"They said no!"
"Then this is the Middle Kingdom."
"It's impossible, we should be under Luofeng Mountain!"
"But there's nothing ahead, just a tunnel."
"Maybe we dug in the wrong direction? Did we dig to the Western Continent?"
"The direction is right, you idiots!"
Everyone: "..."
Did I hear "stupid"?right?
When Cecil was almost doubting his life, an arm stretched out from the hole. Fortunately, it was a human arm, and the white skin mixed with the soil became mottled. A strange voice came: "Are you Don’t they have eyes? I said that if you dig here, it’s from Moon City. The Luofeng Mountains are very long, so we should…”
The sound stopped abruptly, and a man stuck his head out of the hole, looking at everyone with a strangely familiar expression.
"Why are you here?" the strange man asked.
Cecil:?
Cecil confirmed that this was a stranger. He admitted that this guy was indeed handsome, and that he was different from ordinary humans, but he was 100% sure that he had never seen this person.
"Who are you?" As the supreme leader at home, Cecil quickly asked after Langdon grabbed his ass.
"Uh..." The handsome strange guy showed a troubled expression.
Fuck, what are you embarrassing about?We should be the ones in trouble, okay?
"How did you measure it?" Cecil leaned closer to Langdon and asked in a low voice, "Shouldn't they be our people?"
In Cecil's imagination, this kind of measurement is of course to send someone across the Luofeng Mountains to the west to measure the straight-line distance from the tunnel, and the two sides should confirm it through the last little slope.On earth, the subway is dug from both ends to the middle. This condition is not available here, so at least it is feasible to cross the Luofeng Mountains, right?
"Magic measures the thickness of soil layers," Langdon whispered back.
Cecil: "...In other words, just confirmed the thickness?"
"Correct."
"Then what if the opposite side is a tomb?"
"At least it's a big man's tomb, isn't it?" Moyer interjected.
Cecil: "..."
You are really enough!Every time I want to pretend to be tough, you guys make trouble for me!
Do something!Do something!Do something!
Just when Cecil didn't know what to do, the man crawled out of the hole, and then a fluffy spider also crawled out. The stubby limbs and the huge round eyes were a bit cute, and a strange spider crawled out. The fur of the long-haired mouse is actually silver, shining under the magic lighting, an extremely fat thing, round like a pumpkin, it seems to have no eyes, and it is completely unrecognizable as a creature.
"What are you doing here?" The handsome stranger's expression was cold, but his tone was very familiar, "Is this Moon City?"
"We... are digging a tunnel in the east of Ebo." Since there is no city on the western continent opposite Ebo, it can only be named after the azimuth. Cecil is looking forward to changing the word "dong" to a normal one as soon as possible. The name of the city, "should have been dug through."
"Oh, it does work." The handsome guy nodded, "Just dig a few meters over there and you'll be the Western Continent."
Everyone: "..."
I don't know why I always feel that something is wrong?
Not only the leaders of the Middle Kingdom were present, but also the envoys of Tambunita, Gretel, and the Coastal Alliance. The east of the Northern Continent was basically dominated by these three countries. Now, of course, the Middle Kingdom must be added.
The other three envoys are all prime ministers or ministers, figures who are second only to the king. After all, opening up the Luofeng Mountain Range can be regarded as an act that benefits the whole western continent. No one has any reason to object, and even reduces the attack on Moon City because of this.
Cecil's response to this was "I thank you all the family".
"Wait a minute." Cecil finally couldn't help it, "Who are you?"
"Me?" The handsome man smiled, revealing a mouthful of white teeth on his plastered face, "Ochs."
Cecil:? !
The opening ceremony ended hastily, and the excavators broke through the entire wall. In front of it was a tunnel that was dug out, but it was dug from the ground. After digging forward for more than one meter, the sky and sunlight were exposed.
There is finally a safe and fast road between the eastern and western halves of the continent, and Moon City welcomes an old friend.
"How could he be Oakes?" Cecil looked at the handsome guy walking in the wind in the distance, "Where's his original body?"
"Let's change it." Langdon said easily, "It is said that the battle on the lava front is fierce."
"No, can the lava front come here?"
"The lava front is at the southernmost point of the Southern Continent." Langdon said, "It's a thousand miles away."
"Then how did he get here?"
"You can just ask him."
Just as Cecil was about to ask a question, he stepped on the hem of his clothes and stumbled. He tore off his coat impatiently, and looked at the gate of Moon City not far away: "Say, can Russell recognize it?"
"I will definitely recognize it." Langdon said firmly.
As Langdon said, Russell was stunned when he saw Oakes for the first time, and then ran over and hugged him as if fleeing for his life. Their kiss was passionate and exciting, like two pieces of clay that lasted for a long time.After the kiss, they hugged each other for a long time, their eyes were full of attachment, and their faces were close together, as if they wanted to confirm each other's existence from every bit of heat in their skin.
Cecil, who was watching the whole process, was a little embarrassed: "How did Russell recognize it?"
"Russell can recognize it." Langdon said, "Unlike you, you can't recognize me with a little transformation magic."
"Oh, it's not fair for you to say that, I'm just an ordinary human being, and I don't know magic, so of course I can't recognize it!" Cecil babbled behind the big cat aggrievedly, "Besides, your prototype I You will definitely recognize it, how could you not recognize it! Even if you go to the moon, I will recognize you at a glance!"
"Hehe." Langdon's expression was very classic.
"I love you." Cecil took out his trump card.
"I love you too, that's not the reason why you don't recognize me." Langdon was unmoved.
"Then will you recognize me?"
"Change your appearance and see if I can recognize you."
"..."
Cecil still wanted to quibble a few words. Oakes, who had reunited after a long absence, walked over, and the first sentence completely restored the previous impression: "You've been healed for so long and you haven't gone to bed yet?"
"We had sex." It was a matter of a man's dignity, Cecil refused to admit defeat, "Langdon is very brave, and I am also very brave, we have a great time... Besides, you are the first thing you care about when you come back?"
"Because it's interesting," Oakes said.
In the past, Oakes' image was similar to that of a cold and high-spirited scum, with his chin raised and his eyelids clamped. Now he is blond, blue-eyed, white-skinned, with a pair of wet deer eyes, and looks a bit like an innocent boy who doesn't know much about the world.With such an appearance coupled with an unchanging haughty expression, he looked like a pampered young master who had never left the house.
...Russell is not easy.
At this moment, Cecil really understood Langdon's evaluation. Appearance is not everything, but it is really hard to ignore appearance, especially with such a big change-this fucking person is not alone at all!
"You didn't make it to the end." Oakes spread his hands and said, "To round it up means that you didn't have sex at all. The communication between men and men is through the second child."
Come, come, typical gay knight order style.
Since the knights left, Cecil has not heard this kind of speech for a long time. After all, there are few royal knights, and none of them are single, so the speech is a lot more "implicit". Of course, this is specifically referring to singles. compared to the knights.
"It's none of your business, it's not your ass." Cecil said angrily.
After these words were spoken, there was a little silence at the scene.
Oakes and Russell looked at each other with a smile, and said, "You're right, this guy is a complete gay now."
"Shut up." Cecil rubbed his eyes, "Don't worry about me and Langdon, talk about yours, and the people you brought back...these people."
Cecil didn't even know what to call these three.
A spider... It should be a spider, with two round black eyes and short crimson fur all over its body. It doesn't seem so ugly. The problem is that this guy is bald.Cecil also wasn't sure if the bald part was the head, and there was a hairless one above the eyeballs, showing a flesh-colored round spot that looked ridiculous.The appearance of the silver mouse is quite cool, its long hair seems to be made of silver when it walks, but the tip of its tail is actually bald, leaving only a flesh-colored tail waving in the air.
As for the last one, Cecil really couldn't tell what kind of ghost it was. It also had short fluff, was nearly round, and couldn't see any organs. It walked on a roll. So far, it hasn't spoken or moved.
"Keck, the cave spiders, intelligent creatures." Oakes pointed at the spiders, and then switched to the mice, "Pipali, the cave ermines, intelligent creatures."
Cecil waited a few seconds before turning to the invisible thing.
Oakes and Cecil exchanged glances, as if they suddenly realized: "Oh, this? This is Piper's magic space bag."
Cecil: "..."
Nima, a mouse and a magic space bag!
Langdon seemed to be holding back a smile and said, "Then, what is the purpose of these two underground friends?"
"It can be seen at a glance, teacher, your sensibility has degenerated." Oakes said naturally, "For the treatment of baldness."
Cecil: "..."
Keke let out a sad cry: "Don't talk about baldness! I just lost a little hair temporarily! I'm still the most handsome among the cave spiders!"
"Didn't you say it's better not to mention the bald ones?" Piba Lijiao cried, "I have such a beautiful fur, even if I lose a little tail, I'm still the most beautiful princess among the ermine clan!"
Cecil: "..."
Seeing Russell comforting the two in a serious manner, Cecil always had the feeling of traveling back to the time when he first arrived in this world four years ago, and the depression that had nowhere to complain slowly came up.
"You brought them?" Cecil asked.
"Yes." Oakes said calmly.
"Wait a minute, why did you bring them to me for baldness...hair loss?" This is where Cecil was puzzled.
"Didn't you say you have a cure?" Oakes's expression did not seem to be lying, "I remember you said before that there is a disease called programmers, and the symptoms are baldness and hair loss or something?"
Cecil: "..."
Climb for me!
Jokes aside, Oakes would not really do things for such a reason. The two underground creatures were friends he met by chance while escaping.
To put it simply, Oakes was separated from the team during the battle, accidentally touched a portal by mistake, and was teleported to the Northern Continent. He used a parchment scroll to locate him—Cecile only knew that this thing actually had a positioning function ——The information returned by the nearest communication host was Tanbunita. Well, he thought it was so close, so he might as well come to Moon City.
The whole process was very legendary and very heroic, so there was such an embarrassing reunion. Of course, Russell didn't feel awkward at all. The couple had a sweet night and came to see each other the next day refreshed Cecil is gone.
The "bridal chamber night" scheduled by Cecil didn't work out, the reason...
"Do you have a grudge against me?!" Cecil snarled at Oakes with bloodshot eyes, "What did you say to them? Lying under my window crying all night, and keeping people from sleeping? !"
The bald-headed spider and the bald-tailed mouse lay down under Cecil's window all night, crying non-stop. From the spider girl he loved ruthlessly abandoned him, to the fact that the beauty pageant in the mouse clan got the least votes, sad things happened one after another. , Don't talk about "bridal chamber", it's impossible to sleep.
"You've been dead for so long, do you care about this day or two?" Oakes's poisonous tongue skills are still the same, "Besides, apart from the baldness, we have other more important things to talk about."
"What?!" Cecil didn't throw Russell out immediately, thanks to the broad mind he had developed over the years.
"Of course it's something underground." Oakes smiled, and looked at Pibali, "His Majesty the King wants to see your collection."
"I heard it all!" The silver-haired mouse opened its stomach while muttering, and threw a pile of stones, "Forget it. Forgive you generously, even though you are so ugly, I am still very tolerant to men."
Cecil has nowhere to complain, so he can only focus on those stones. Not to mention, the stones collected by Pilipa are colorful and of different materials, and a little pure white among them can be said to stand out from the crowd.He suppressed his excitement, pretending to casually pick up the stone and observe it in his hand.
It really looks like porcelain stone!
There is porcelain in this world, and bisque porcelain is closer to pottery, and even more advanced is magic porcelain. Of course, there are all kinds of colors, materials, and shapes. After all, magic is omnipotent. The only disadvantage is that it is expensive and the quantity is small. These two points are natural There are also factors of human control in it.
Cecil has always wanted to break this monopoly. Anyway, the carriage firm and the road foundry union have been killed. It doesn't matter if one or two more industries are killed, but he can't find suitable clay and porcelain stone.
The easiest thing to become popular is Jisu or Jicai. White porcelain and Jianzhan are both suitable choices.
Pure white ceramics are made of porcelain stone or clay with very little iron content. Through a series of processes, the white porcelain stone is crushed, powdered, rinsed to remove impurities, and after precipitation, it is made into mud bricks, which are then mixed with water to remove slag, kneaded or Stamping squeezes out the air in the mud mass to even out the moisture, and then it is the process of finely making the biscuit.This step is entirely empirical work, and you must repeatedly adapt and research to get the best shape. If it is thin, thick, broken, or cracked, it will become a failure. This process still cannot be completely replaced by machines on the modern earth. .
There is a pottery workshop in Moon City, and they have been relying on the endless list of bricks to make a living. For the future of porcelain craftsmanship, Cecil also placed a lot of orders for pottery lamps, specifying that fine shapes are required to cultivate enough pottery. Practitioners, however, so far, Yuecheng still hasn't burned anything that can kill magic porcelain.
Cecil knew that the white porcelain stone in his hand was enough to overthrow a magic industry. Instead of yelling like before, he smiled and said: "There are so many things."
Oakes snorted through his nostrils.
Are you a horse?
Swallowing this rant back, Cecil pretended to be kind and said: "Where can you tell me where you found it?"
Pibali carefully pointed at each stone with his bald tail and explained the cause and effect clearly. The white porcelain stone was found when excavating the way to Moon City. Because of its special color, he took it casually. piece.
So, there are white porcelain mines in the Luofeng Mountains!
Cecil heard nothing else, and his mind was full of these words.
Oakes made a sound like farting.
"I've endured you for a long time, let me tell you!" Cecil stood up, and Langdon hugged him into his arms and covered his mouth, "You beast... um, laughing fart... you... day……"
As a king, this was quite disrespectful behavior. Keke and Pibali were so frightened that their hairs stood on end, and their bodies swelled more than a circle.
The corners of Oakes' mouth kept rising, and even Russell showed a long-lost sincere smile.
Seeing that Russell's mood improved, Cecil finally regained his composure. He held the porcelain stone and said with a smile, "Miss Peppery, can you help us find these stones?"
Pibali twirled his tail, glanced at Keke with his big eyes, and said, "Of course, Your Majesty the King, but I have a small request."
"Say it!" Cecil said immediately.
"Please fix my bald... tail!" cried Piper.
"Me too! Me too!" Keke exclaimed, "I also know a lot of rocks, all kinds, and some strange things, I know, you like things you haven't seen, Oakes told me all about it. "
Cecil glanced at Oakes and got a "you know" look.
"Hey, of course, we can try it." Cecil did not dare to say anything, "We have a master healer here!"
Owen has never left—or, in other words, had no chance to leave—he now regrets the condition that he promised to teach Cecil magic. He tried, really, tried his best, and used various means. Cecil seemed to be It is a magic insulator, and it is impossible to learn it anyway, even the simplest translation magic.
Cecil claimed that it was a magical accident, level seven, very serious. Owen doubted this statement but there was no evidence, so he could only continue to stay in Moon City.Fortunately, Moon City has developed very rapidly in recent years, and all kinds of novel things have popped up. There are all kinds of things, and the way of life is becoming more and more comfortable.
As a doctor, the influx of job seekers from all over the world provided a wealth of cases, and Cecil would occasionally put forward a sentence or two of very wonderful suggestions, such as some diseases are transmitted by rats and mosquitoes. The condition is that the natural enemies of the spreading animals are reduced, or nature actually has a screening mechanism. The scale of infectious diseases with too fast course of disease will not be large, because the source of the disease will die before spreading.
Owen lived quite comfortably in Moon City. Besides, his freedom was not restricted, and he could still run around. After a long time, he didn't mention leaving and regarded Moon City as his hometown. Cecil provides a large grant for the research lab...
Today, Owen received a request from Cecil to treat the baldness of two underground races.
"Your Majesty, there is no rule of law for this." Owen admired Cecil's disappointed and shocked expression for a while, "This is not a disease."
Although Cecil had already guessed it, he was still a little depressed when he heard the truth. These two little things are obviously capable of magic, but neither can be cured. There may be a reason.
Piper and Keke burst into tears as soon as they heard the conclusion.
"Well, I have an idea, that is, have you heard of wigs?" Cecil said bravely, "Wigs that are exactly the same as real hair!"
"Wigs are easy to tell at a glance!" Peppery cried loudly, "It's useless at all!"
"Then, what..." Cecil really wants white porcelain, but the Luofeng Mountains are so big that there is no reliable guide to find when. Langdon introduced that these two underground places with relatively normal views Race, other underground races he would not want to know, "I can help you with hair transplants!"
"Hair transplant?" Keke stopped crying, "Put hair into skin?"
"Uh, yes." Cecil squeezed out a smile, "Plant hair from some hidden places into bald... hairless places, so that it will look like real hair, and it can still grow!"
Keke and Pibali looked at each other, and said in unison: "I want to try!"
After the two underground residents left, Cecil turned to look at the calm Master Owen, and smiled dryly: "Master Owen, do you want to learn a new medical technology?"
Owen: "Hehe."
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