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Chapter 199 Sober "Surprise"

Langdon wasn't thin, he still looked so provocative and handsome, but his red eyes and messy hairstyle still gave off a haggard look. His hair was cut short, like a dog gnawed, but his smile was so bright.

"Honey……"

Cecil kissed Langdon directly on the lips. It was a long, easy kiss, not too much pressure, just lips touching lips.

"I love you, and I will always be with you." Cecil felt the tense body in his arms relax instantly after saying this, and he fell back on the bed with the tired and tense big cat in his arms. The hardwood under the mattress is still a bit creepy, but it's the safest place in the world for them right now because they have each other.

Cecil and Langdon snuggled on the bed for a while, and woke up around noon. Cecil looked up to find that the rain had stopped outside the window, and there was no sun in the cloudy sky.

"What month is it?" Cecil asked.

"Mid-May." Langdon said lazily, completely regaining his confident and leisurely taste before. "The rainy season has arrived."

Cecil looked up at the gloomy window. In the past, at this time of the rainy season, it must have been like overturning a bathtub. The rainwater would hurt people when it hit the body, and the bottom of Ebo's artificial water storage lake could be filled within half an hour.

"The rain has stopped."

"Stop often."

Langdon combed Cecil's forehead hair with his hand, as gently as touching some treasure: "Don't talk about the rain..."

"It may be a sign of drought this year." Cecil covered Langdon like a lump of ooze, "I want a canal."

"I'll pick the sun for you if you want, but there are some things we need to talk about first." Langdon put both hands on the side of Cecil's head, pulled his gaze down and said, "First, have you Do you think my speech has changed?"

"Changes?" Cecil lowered his head and stared at Langdon for a moment, recalling the conversation so far, "I don't think... Huh? Damn it!"

Not Chinese, Cecil heard and spoke a language he hadn't heard before.

"This body of yours is bestowed by the God of Civilization, and magic will no longer work on you." Langdon said slowly, "The revered God of Saturn said that you can stand in the most terrible magic without any harm." Injury, the only thing we have to guard against is the stone raised by magic, the stone will still hurt you."

"Damn it, magic immunity!" Cecil excitedly sat on Langdon's waist and clenched his fists, "This is awesome, my dear... No, what does this have to do with what I said? This is you language?"

"Listen to me." Langdon said softly, "Because you are no longer affected by magic, interpretation magic will naturally not be able to work on you. Fortunately, you have been affected by staying in my body during this period of time. I The memory of you has permeated your soul, and the main reason is that you are not defenseless against me at all." His smile was filled with joy and a little bit of sadness, "I have no defense against you, so you have inherited many things from me. memory, including language."

"Oh." Cecil said with some concern when he thought of the chaotic and complicated language system in this world, "How many languages ​​do you know?"

"I haven't counted them carefully. There are more than 100. I can almost speak the languages ​​of major countries and civilizations."

"..."

Cecil let go of his worries and threw himself on Langdon again. He didn't have to worry about his weight at all, although Langdon's body was sometimes unbelievably hard... and some places were unbelievably hard.

"Come on, dear." Cecil asked meanly, "Wake up and exercise?"

Langdon ran his hand down Cecil's waist and said, "No."

Cecil:? ? ?

Before Cecil could react, Langdon had already sat up: "The gods said that they need to continue to rest, and we have to fight alone for a while."

"Of course!" Cecil slept for a long, long time. Although many of them were like nightmares, at least he had a good night's sleep in the past few days, and he was very energetic at the moment, "I woke up!"

After leaving for more than half a year, Cecil was eager to know what changes had taken place in Moon City. When he went to the streets, he found that the streets were deserted and the buildings hadn’t changed much. open.He walked the entire street in a daze before meeting the first living person. Before he could speak, the person had already called out: "Your Majesty?"

"Uh, it's me." Cecil looked left and right to find out if someone was playing a prank. "What's the matter? People?"

"Everyone, Your Majesty is awake!" The stranger shouted excitedly, running away without a trace.

Cecil stood there dumbfounded, and it took a while before he heard Langdon's voice: "Something happened."

"what?"

"We're besieged."

"Huh?" Cecil was completely confused, "By whom?"

"Mayo, have you heard of this country?" Langdon said leisurely with his hands in his pockets.

"No." Cecil looked confused, "Wait a minute, are we being attacked by another country?"

"It's almost like that." Langdon was actually smiling.

Cecil pressed, "Why?"

"I hope we hand over the tea seeds."

"They didn't find the tea factory, did they?" Cecil asked nervously.

Since tea was exported to the world, the tea factories in the Middle Kingdom have been relocated and protected several times. All the tea factories are state-owned and the employees live and eat in the tea factory. It is almost equivalent to a closed small country. It has been the process of looking for tea species in other countries. It didn't go well, which also fueled the craving for tea.

"No," Langdon said. "In addition, they want silk and cotton."

"Fuck me..." Cecil cursed, seeing that Langdon's face was still calm, he asked in confusion, "You don't look nervous at all, what can you do?"

"No." Langdon still raised the corners of his mouth, "I'm glad you're awake and talking to me."

Cecil was choked for a moment, both sad and heartwarming.

A noise approached quickly from a distance, countless people ran over, and "Your Majesty the King" rang out repeatedly. Cecil saw "One-armed hero" Richard, saw Fred who came to apply for a job, and also saw Russell and Oakes, with smiles on their faces, rushed over and then stopped, as if he was afraid of hurting him.

"Your Majesty, are you well?" Richard shouted loudly.

"Okay, okay." Cecil said quickly, "What's the matter with you? Are you closed?"

"Defend our home!" Richard yelled, "But you are awake, it seems that this matter is stable!"

People who hang out with Cecil for a long time will always learn a mouthful, and can come up with all kinds of jokes and slang words at their fingertips.

"Uh, I don't even understand what happened..." Cecil was a little ignorant, and faced this situation suddenly after waking up, his mind was blank at the moment.

"It seems that His Majesty the King is not awake." Oakes said with a smile.

Richard was stunned for a moment, and said, "Oh, are you still in good health? That's okay, you can go and rest for a while, walk with your friends, and beat those grandsons!"

"Yes, yes, let His Majesty rest, let's go."

"How much magic do you think those mages can use today?"

"I bet three."

"Four, I'll bet four! No more! They're all high-ranking mages, not even a single archmage, so there's a trick!"

"two!"

"Buy it and leave it! Buy it and leave it!"

In a blink of an eye, the crowd receded like a tide, and the streets became deserted again, as if what happened just now was a phantom, only the existence of Oakes and Russell proved that everything was not a dream.

"Welcome back, Your Majesty." Russell smiled with a lot of sincerity, "You've slept long enough."

"I'm sorry to bother you." Cecil said with some embarrassment, "Then what, I don't think this shop is open yet, did someone run away?"

"Someone must have run away." Oakes shrugged his shoulders, with an expression of indifference, "Whoever runs will run away, and we don't care."

"But most people stayed." Langdon held Cecil's hand and rubbed it in his palm. "This is already an unexpected result."

Cecil couldn't help being moved, took a breath and said, "About this...what's it called?"

"Mayo."

"Well, what do other countries think about the siege of 'syphilis'? Luoxie, Crandall, those bastards." Cecil said bluntly.

"Tambunita condemned and closed the trade lanes on the grounds that you failed to honor the medical contract with Foster III. Crandall condemned and said that with the preparations for the attack on St. Benzie, there was no time to **** let us solve it ourselves Holy Thunder expresses condemnation, Alpha expresses condemnation, basically they all condemn, oh, Loser is different." Facing Cecil's expectant eyes, Langdon said with a smile, "Alexander expresses strong condemnation."

Shit, a bunch of qualified bastard kings.

Cecil is not an expert in war, so he still has to ask a professional: "How is it going?"

"They can't swallow us. After all, it is a small country, but such harassment has a great impact on trade. Besides, they have trampled on farmland along the highway and damaged the highway. It has been going on for a while. Many foreign buyers are questioning whether we With the ability to deliver according to delivery, the prices of new products such as silk, tea, cotton, wine, and corrosion-resistant steel have risen rapidly, and there are still many orders that have passed the delivery time but we cannot ship them out, and merchants have been facing losses."

"Where is Might and Magic?" Cecil thought for a while and asked.

"That will greatly increase the cost. Might and Magic consumes energy based on quality." Russell replied, "Even if there are Might and Magic merchants, they won't use it. It's not a matter of losing money. Bankruptcy is not enough to pay."

Cecil only felt blood rushing to the top of his head, and he had to take several deep breaths to calm down his anger. After sorting out the cause and effect for a while, he said, "Did the gunpowder come out?"

"It works." This answer was quite unexpected, Langdon said, "but it's not very practical."

Cecil's smile went out before he could show it: "Why? Is it the gunpowder I mentioned?"

"It's black, it can burn, but it's only burning." Langdon said, "It can indeed burn instantly to generate a lot of heat, but it's not very effective when used in attacks. Once the finely divided powder is blown out, it won't cause much damage. Lethality."

The smile on Cecil's face grew bigger and bigger as Langdon narrated, and he said a little proudly: "That's the wrong usage, let's go, go to the Hot Weapon Academy."

The dean of the Heat Weapons Institute was Luther who had been dragged into a strong man. When he saw Cecil, he immediately hugged Cecil so hard that his lungs were almost squeezed out.

"It's good that you're fine!" Luther's eyes were a little red, he sniffed and patted Cecil's shoulder vigorously, "It's good that you're fine!"

What have I been rumored to be in the past six months?

With such doubts in mind, Cecil "inspected" Luther's work, and the black powder did come out, which was more delicate than he imagined, and closer to powder.

"It's not easy to ignite." Luther said, "In fact, the process of finding it is quite easy, and, using the device that the great god gave me, I found many other things, which I have never seen before. It's amazing that different effects can react with each other! Let me tell you, I found..."

"Wait a minute." Cecil said, "How much gunpowder do we have now?"

Luther pointed to the ceiling: "The entire second floor is full."

What the hell!

Cecil's legs were weak at that time, and his voice was a little trembling: "The preservation is according to the method I said, right?"

"Moisture-proof, fire-proof, heat-proof, metal-proof and sun-proof." Luther said very smoothly, "I set up a magic barrier, don't worry."

Cecil felt that he had been riding a roller coaster after waking up, and his heart was stimulated wave after wave: "Well, is there any kraft paper, canvas, rope, etc.? Let's make things."

No one left the research center during Cecil's absence for half a year. To ask what happened.

"Speaking of which, has the outside world known about my state in the past six months?" Cecil asked while carefully weighing the gunpowder, "Is there any influence?"

"The teacher doesn't know what your state is, so who can know?" Russell said this with a bit of yin and yang, "Don't worry, it's usually rumored that you're dead or disabled, it's not a big deal."

"Mainly in the past six months, the magic world has been making noise because of the killing of the god of magic. The mages are very busy, and even the magic powers are not at peace, so no one cares about your affairs for the time being. Even if someone asks why that thing came to you at that time , as long as you say 'You are not a mage', you can fool it, it's not a big problem." Langdon smiled and said, "Don't get too excited, but it's not a big deal to be hit by someone. Mayo is not a big country with a small population. , there are not many mages, and it is just playing the autumn wind when the great powers are out of energy."

Cecil sneered, and said, "It's okay, just use them to practice and let them know how ordinary people fight wars."

The only ones who helped with the "handwork" were the royal knights, Luther, and his newly recruited disciple: the female descendant, her complexion looked much better, and there were stars in her eyes looking at Cecil.

"Your accent is so cute." Russell said with a smile when he was bored, "It's exactly the same as the teacher."

Everyone's language in Cecil's ears is different. There are several languages ​​in the presence of several people. It is not easy to switch in his mind. It took several seconds for Russell to translate the language in his mind. He was a little embarrassed and said: "Does it sound good?"

A series of low laughter sounded, and Oakes laughed exaggeratedly: "This is the language of a very small country, just a rural dialect."

Cecil glanced at Langdon's expression. He didn't seem to mind. He probably used to make this kind of joke often. He snorted, "What do you know? Romance is only in the language we both understand! Do you have it? "

Laughter rang out one after another, and the atmosphere relaxed a lot for a while.

It is not easy to make explosives. To be on the safe side, Cecil did several tests to prove that these explosives work normally before he is relieved. The next thing to solve is how to throw these explosives on the enemy's positions.

"Only mages come?" Cecil confirmed, "Are there no ordinary soldiers?"

"Syphilis... Mayo's national population is only about 8000. In the two cities, half of the population can be called mages. This time, about 2000 people came, and [-] people have been surrounded outside Moon City. The rest are basically scattered around. Both Ebo and Tongcheng have closed their gates, and since their mage level is not too high, and there is only one legendary mage in the whole country, they have not invaded any city yet," Langdon said.

Oakes said with a look of disdain: "I don't think they're thinking about entering the city, they just think about what they can get. It would be even better if they could get tea seeds and cotton seeds."

"Won't you just ask the Tuhai people about the cotton seed?" Cecil muttered puzzledly, "I don't want to pay for this kind of labor, I just want to eat what's ready-made."

"Wild cotton has long since disappeared, and wild cotton is not as good as the variety we have spent several years cultivating." Russell said, "There are a lot of Tuhai people growing cotton here in Yuecheng, basically monopolizing the cotton planting industry, why? Maybe they are willing to tell these robbers who beat the autumn wind. Most of the Tuhai people went out to fight this time. In order to prevent syphilis...the Mayo people got cotton and they burned many cotton fields. They said that they would rather burn them all than give the robbers a cotton seed .”

It really is the painting style of Tuhai people.

"Where's Tifa and Jory?" Cecil asked.

"Tifa is in Tongcheng, and Jory is leading the army to defend. Well, the army trained according to your method seems to be effective but not flexible enough." Langdon said, "Don't worry, they are at the level of king cavalry after all. , this little thing can be done."

Cecil nodded, focusing on the work of his subordinates. They need to kill with one blow. In short, they can directly stun the opponent and end the battle quickly. After all, there is still a lot to do.

"What compensation do you think we can ask for from 'syphilis' after we win?" Cecil said enthusiastically.

"It's May... Mayo." Langdon said helplessly, "Don't just change the names of other countries into the names of sexually transmitted diseases."

"I'm happy!" Cecil said angrily, and then he was a little surprised, "Can the translation magic translate the meaning now?"

"Probably someone has said this word before." Langdon said, "Compensation is impossible. May... Ao has already stated that these people are rebels who were kicked out and have nothing to do with them. Just listen."

"Fuck!" Cecil cursed, and then thoughtfully said, "So, these mages are legally considered wild people?"

"Yes." Langdon laughed. "What the hell are you thinking?"

Cecil raised an eyebrow at Langdon: "I've already said that, I really want a canal."

A large area of ​​farmland is planned outside Yuecheng, most of which are staple food and soybeans. This season should be full of young crops, a lush scene, but what caught Cecil's eyes was a piece of scorched earth. The burnt crops mixed with rainwater turned the cement road It was ruined and mottled, and the plants on both sides of the highway used as the effect of the wall were also messed up and completely lost their function. The cement was cracked one by one, and there was a black pit on the left and a bombed mud pit on the right. gone.

Although he had made sufficient psychological preparations, Cecil was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time when he suddenly saw the tragic situation, staring at the many houses that suddenly appeared not far away with a gloomy expression.

The army of the "syphilis" country is completely incomparable to that of Luoxie. There is no commander at all, it is completely a mob, and there are mud houses here and there. The laughter could be heard more than ten meters away.

"These guys camped so close?!" Cecil said angrily, "And they dared to burn our fields!"

"Honey, calm down." Langdon said softly, "They didn't burn the field, we burned it. Jory gave the order. If you're not happy, I'll beat him up."

Cecil choked on these words for a moment, unable to laugh or cry, his expression twisted a few times before he finally calmed down: "It's okay, they have plenty of time to make up for it slowly."

Cecil's appearance has not been hidden from the Mayo people. Someone has reported this situation to the leader of this group of people. He is a middle-aged man with a beard and a pointed black silk hat. Inside this silk hat is a It has a hard cotton lining and is wrapped in silk on the outside. A small corner is bent and hangs down. Compared with the previous magic hat, it is not only comfortable but also beautiful in appearance, and most importantly, it is extremely cheap—of course, it is produced in Moon City.

As long as there are treasures everywhere in the city, these fools sell such good things so cheaply, it's just a waste of money!

Good things should be owned by the right people!

The pointed hat glanced at the city wall, and said to the people around him: "I remember that the central king can't use magic?"

"Yeah, I don't know magic enough to be looked down upon by the God of Magic."

"Is that supposedly not the God of Magic?"

"Hey, how did I hear it was me? The one I ate was fake, and the god of magic escaped to the limit."

"No way, I heard that the god of magic became one of the mages at that time and escaped unharmed?"

"Gentlemen!" The peaked hat roared impatiently, "This is not the time to discuss gossip, focus on it, mages, show your professionalism!"

A group of mages lazily responded without doing anything.

After being besieged for so long, there was no movement except for a group of Tuhai girls who came out to fight. Those girls were still wearing acid-resistant steel armor. This thing has been listed as the favorite and most hated by mages along with Damascus steel. However, the mages had been prepared for a long time. After switching to spiritual spells, the Tuhai girls retreated cursingly. Those who were caught first showed weakness and begged for mercy. The second child was bitten off. Although the mages executed the woman, thinking about that scene made their crotch tight.

"What are they going to do?" The pointed hat stared warily at the people on the wall.

"Who knows!" Another person said, "Isn't that Langdon a super legend? There has been no movement."

"What super legend, it's just a legend... what's going on?"

The earth...is shaking!