Chapter 203 The fellow meets fellow
Chapter 203 The fellow meets fellow
Cecil's only impression of Gretel was the sci-fi diamond-shaped magical flying vehicle, which seemed out of place in the magical world, and he knew nothing about the rest.
"They used to have this style of painting, not just now." Langdon said, "The change I'm talking about refers only to the king. Gretel's current king is only 16 years old. This country is rather strange, not the previous one. The replacement of the king happens after the death of the king, and once the current king reaches the age of 50, he will automatically abdicate, and the new king must take the throne no matter how young he is."
Hearing this, Cecil has been able to calm down. There must be a special reason for the strange phenomenon. When looking at things, you must learn to look at the essence. As long as you start with the obvious problems, it is easy to find the key points.
"What if the new king is only seven or eight years old?" Cecil asked puzzled.
"How can a king give birth so late!" Tifa said meaningfully, "By the way, do you have an heir?"
"No." Cecil glared at the guy who was afraid of chaos, "Don't make trouble!"
"Why is this making trouble?" Tifa glanced at Langdon intentionally or unintentionally, "You have experienced several dangers so far, let alone one day, just like you have been bedridden for the past six months, and all affairs, big and small, With Wang Qi leading alone, we don't care, it is inevitable that other people will be dissatisfied."
Cecil looked at Russell: "Is anyone dissatisfied?"
"There are indeed a few." Russell hesitated and said.
"Oh, give me the list later." Cecil finished speaking and turned to Tifa, "Don't think about these messes all day long, I want to talk to you about the legal system some time, and the dynasty always has Prosperity, I didn't expect the Middle Kingdom to be immortal, now, where are we talking?"
There was a silence in the conference room, and Cecil stared at Tifa stubbornly.
"I have to admit that now this king is more in line with the posture of a king in my mind, tough and confident." Tifa lowered her head slightly, "I salute you, King Central."
Cecil rolled his eyes: "What the hell did you say?"
"Great's king will succeed no matter how young he is." Langdon said with a smile, "Generally speaking, this kind of handover method is easy to cause trouble, but Grete is different. It seems that those young new kings will grow up once they take the throne When he grew up, he became mature and cunning overnight, just like the old king. The people of Gretel called this phenomenon the blessing of the royal family. So far, Gretel has been very smooth every time the throne is handed over. Any rebellion and scramble, because in the Ten Kingdoms, Gerrett has the reputation of 'the country of eternal life'."
Cecil scoffed at this kind of name, but after thinking about the news, he had a vague guess in his mind: "Why do I feel that the handover between the old king and the new king is not like a replacement, but more like a replacement."
Langdon looked in a good mood, gave Cecil a wink, and said with a smile: "It's true, Gerrett has never entered with a royal cavalry, and occasionally there are one or two ministers who are close to the Gay Knights or something, According to scattered information, the new king's maturity is too fast, which is completely abnormal. The day before, he was a kid who only knew how to eat candy and play with mud. This is not a normal transformation, and the Gretel royal family has married humans for generations, purely human blood. As for whether the king who first adopted this method has any special blood, no one knows, but, Generation after generation of Gretel kings have been of very ordinary human level from physique to magic level, and Gretel's strength is due to years of national accumulation and the superb ruling skills of the king, and has nothing to do with the royal family's magic level."
"According to my opinion." Cecil said disdainfully, "This is probably just a pervert who uses his son's body as a container and thinks about immortality all day long."
The king riders exchanged glances and raised their hands in agreement.
"You all know this, isn't it a secret?" Cecil asked strangely, "Is no one stopping it?"
"There is no evidence. Besides, this is a private matter of the Ruwell family." Langdon said, "You feel sorry for your son?"
"No, no, no, that's not what I meant." Cecil said quickly, "I mean, this family has enemies, right? Didn't they want to kill the person who controlled Gretel? Such an obvious loophole, so casually Can you find out the clues? How long has this phenomenon lasted?"
"More than 300 years." Langdon said, "The advantage of this approach is that there is no real evidence, and the old king will appear from time to time after the new king ascends the throne. Besides, as time goes by, the immortal king will become It's getting tougher and scarier, he knows a lot, and he ruled a country before your grandparents' grandparents existed, how do you fight against someone like that?"
These words are indeed reasonable and chilling. Cecil thought for a long time and asked, "Can I pretend that I didn't receive this news?"
"You have to give him an answer." Langdon said helplessly, "Escape is not the way."
"I'll talk about it when I get back from St. Benze."
This is not a bad idea, and the king riders all agree, after all, no one wants to deal with this strange king when he is so busy that he wants to die.
Unexpectedly, if Cecil is not on the mountain, he will be on the mountain.
At the end of June, Alexander was urging the people of the Middle Kingdom to gather quickly, and the merchants in the city were also fully prepared. Not only did they begin to carry all kinds of commodities that could be used on the battlefield, but the number of human resources was more and more than last time. Stronger and more aggressive, even the prairie giants who love food and stargazing have spent huge sums of money to buy new steel armor and chain balls, which are similar to the villain giants in Lord of the Rings. The "battle" between human resources is imminent.
Under such circumstances, Amber Ruwell suddenly came to Moon City to submit an official note, but Cecil must have refused: "Are you sick? What are you doing here at this time?" He lost his temper a lot , Langdon calmed down for a long time before he calmed down. I have to say that there was a bit of sarcasm in it. After all, without close contact, I always felt that something was missing. I was in a very bad mood, and I needed to stroke the cat to "cure it".
If you lose your temper, you still have to meet people, not to mention, with the signboard of Gretel Kingdom of Honor, it is condescending to come to Moon City to see Cecil in person, and he has to change into troublesome formal clothes—— This is still simplified, the clothes designed by the weavers in the city are like torture - standing outside the gate of Moon City, watching a group of people approaching from a distance like a fool.
Amber was riding in a magic four-wheeled carriage, which cannot go at high speed, so this group of people came along the high speed. It was a big group, with flags flying, horses neighing, and people roaring. The scene was not small, but Cecil was still a kitten. Three or two, there is no way, there is not enough manpower, no one is interested in dealing with this person, Cecil is much calmer this time, I have to say, it is different with experience.
Amber's carriage is very special. The horse is two meters high at the shoulder and silver in color. At first glance, it is not an ordinary animal. It seems that there is wind under the feet while running, and the grass falls down one after another.After the car door was opened, Amber walked down quickly. He looked like a young man, but his behavior... His behavior was a bit wrong. As an old monster who had lived for hundreds of years, he was too lively!
"Fuck, brother, you've done a good job on this road, but you're too petty, won't you leave after paying the toll?" Amber said as she casually walked in front of Cecil, "You The city walls are not bad, are they all blue bricks? I heard you didn’t make this out of magic? It’s not easy, brother, you can build such a big city in such a ghost place, and build a country from nothing hahahaha, it’s better than Ma Yun and the like There are too many hangs."
Cecil's facial expression control has been exercised very well, but at this moment he still opened his mouth unconsciously: "Ma Yun?"
"Yeah, Dad Ma, brother, aren't you? Could it be that you're not from China?" Amber looked up at the city wall, "These are Chinese characters."
Hearing this, Cecil couldn't bear it anymore, and blurted out: "Damn it."
Finally, there was a reasonable explanation for why this guy rushed over to meet him. Cecil was very happy to have a companion, and also happy to finally stop being polite and guessing.Two high-nosed, deep-eyed white men walked into the city speaking Chinese, talking and laughing. The staff of the Middle Kingdom all looked calm and had seen all kinds of scenes, but it was not a big deal for someone from the "hometown" of His Majesty the King. , but Gretel was completely in a state of shock, and the attendants and ministers seemed to want to go up and pull Amber back, but were pulled back by his own people.
After a while, Cecil and this "brother from home" finished communicating about the situation. I have to say that he had a feeling of "this is fate".
Brother Amber came here more than three years ago. When he opened his eyes after time travel, he found himself lying naked on the altar. The old man in this body is ready to start a "new life". The scene was not very good, he panicked at that time, but fortunately, after the old king's soul was transferred in, he did not transfer into the old man's body, and just like that, they started living together.One is a monster over 300 years old, and the other is a good young man who was born under the red flag and grew up in New China. They are full of malice against each other, thinking about how to kill each other all day long.
"It looks like you succeeded, awesome, brother!" It was so cool to be able to chat in Chinese so unscrupulously, and Cecil couldn't help but feel high.
"That's right! Brother, I'm not bragging. Don't be too happy to see that old guy showing his teeth and claws in that old man's body!" Amber said happily, "I even brought all his wives to show him. Holding one in each arm, his expression hahahaha, no different from that of a dead man!"
Cecil only felt that this brother was a bit childish, and said with a smile: "His wives... don't you think he is a little older?"
"The older ones should be driven away. Those who stay must be young and beautiful. I didn't say that those women are less than twenty, and they all have big buttocks and big tits. Damn, I never thought of them in my life. Opportunity to embrace left and right, think about it in modern times to marry a woman, not only ugly and disobedient, but also hundreds of thousands of dollars, I can pick whatever I want here, I tell you, I will just drive that old thing away Asked someone to find a dozen virgins, from 14 years old to [-] years old, one of them, darling, they all flew out of play that night."
Hearing this, Cecil already felt that something was wrong, this guy is too fucking obsessed with bed affairs, what is he pretending to be in his mind?He understands the enthusiasm of ordinary straight men for sowing seeds—gay guys are even worse in some respects, the purpose is different but the idea of going to bed remains the same—after chatting for a long time, looking back at the conversation, it seems that other than killing old things Fucking a woman, there is no other content.
Cecil tentatively said, "Then why are you looking for me now?"
"It's okay, I just took a look at the situation sent by the ministers, and when I saw you, I understood that you must be a fellow. As soon as the situation stabilizes, I will come to you immediately." Amber said enthusiastically , "Let's form a team to conquer the world, brother, we will be the protagonists of this world from now on!"
Cecil was a little dumbfounded, and said patiently, "Have you been here for three years?"
"Yeah, but in fact, I didn't do anything in the past few years. I couldn't gain control of my body. I was thinking of ways to fight against that old man all day long. It was a miserable life. I was unconscious for more than half a year, almost I thought I was going to hang up."
Gretel has been keeping a low profile since Cecil came. He originally thought that this was the case in this country. Now it seems that the old king is undergoing body replacement procedures in recent years. It has to be said that this provides a great opportunity for the development of the Middle Kingdom. It's a great time.
"Did anyone ask you anything before you crossed over?" Cecil asked, "Whether you would like to come, and some conditions!"
Amber slapped her thigh: "It really is, a little kid, the soul of my body was still young at that time, twelve or thirteen years old, just like fifteen or sixteen years old, white people just look old, floating in my body The next door asked me if I would like to replace him, and said that I can be the king after I come, and I can have whatever I want, so I asked him what conditions he had, and he said that there is sugar, hey, isn’t that easy, and then I said Agreed." He said with a smile, "Not to mention, except that there is an old guy who wants to occupy my youthful and invincible body, that little guy is really right."
Cecil asked as calmly as possible, "Is that why you're here?"
"Yes."
"Don't you care about the other side of the earth?"
"What do I care about as a single dog? Besides, it's not that my parents don't have a job. I have three older sisters. What are you afraid of! I think there may be some secrets in this world. Maybe I can take over my parents in the future. When the time comes Isn’t it beautiful to be an overlord?”
It seems that Amber also came here through No. 16's random time travel system, but his time travel is far from Cecil's time travel.This "only son" from a patriarchal family seems to have completely failed to consider how much trouble his body on earth would cause when he suddenly turned into a [-]-year-old child. Judging from the questions and answers, the little prince is obviously not cheap The lamp cleverly concealed many things, and successfully attracted this person to come to this "Flower World" to take on the "great responsibility".
Cecil has not been home for many years. In a sense, he has a home and cannot return. Strictly speaking, his time travel was completely accidental, and he never thought of agreeing. It can only be said that the setting of No. [-] is too loose , but Amber came over happily.
Cecil was wondering whether to reveal some "truths", such as the fact that here and the earth are still in the same universe, such as being able to summon the God of Chinese Civilization, etc., but Amber spoke first: "It's not easy for you, brother , don’t be surprised, I searched your information, and you also know how difficult it is to search for information in this ghost place, don’t be angry if there are any mistakes or omissions.” He leaned over and said furtively, “I heard You got into this position by fucking a man?"
Cecil: "..."
How should I put it, there is no sign of anger, but a feeling of "it really is such a view".
"Yeah." Cecil said vaguely, "I came here as a lonely ghost."
"It's hard for you!" Amber patted Cecil on the shoulder, "But you're a big deal now, with so many good things, can you kick away that gay knights? Tsk tsk, listen to the name , you're still fucking gay, you don't even want your face!"
Cecil raised an eyebrow and asked, "You hate gays?"
"I think I'm okay, at least I'm not shouting and shouting like other foreigners." Amber said a little proudly, "We Chinese pay attention to moderation, ordinary people don't provoke me, I don't provoke others, as long as gays don't I don’t discriminate against them if they have sharp eyes in front of me, I’m quite generous.”
Ah, these years I have really withstood the test, so it was calm and peaceful, without any emotional ups and downs.
While praising himself in his heart, Cecil asked: "Brother, what you said earlier is too broad to brush the world together. What about the specific content? Is there anything you want to do right away?"
"Oh, yes." Amber's eyes lit up, "Didn't you say that slavery is going to be eliminated? I've heard about it, and I've seen your previous battle records. I can't remember the name of that epic or something. , is it true? You can sing better than you can sing, that Alexander has become a god?"
Cecil also heard about the "Epic Battle Song". After reading it, he was sure that Alexander must have raised a group of bards who were good at Spring and Autumn brushwork. Every sentence was correct, but after reading it, he just felt In this war, Alexander ran to the outside of Maibeigu and roared, and 30 San Paniers descended in response, basically the tune.
"It's good to have a look at this kind of record. It's not a historian, and the historian is still old." Cecil smiled, "So you just ran over and asked to form a team with me to Saint Benzie?"
"Yeah!" Amber said triumphantly, "I recently inquired about it, and Gretel seems to be an incredible country, and my position is very stable. Before changing my body, I will get rid of all the people who can make trouble. Killed everything, tsk tsk, this guy is really capable of tossing, killing a batch with a different body, very fine."
At this point, Cecil has understood the matter from beginning to end. Regardless of the character of this "brother from the old family" who is obviously going to be classified as a straight man with cancer, Greeter should not pick the fruit that was delivered to him. Woolen cloth?
After arranging Amber to rest, Cecil immediately called a leadership meeting, and the first thing he said was: "Amber is a homophobe, if he masters Gretel, don't expect Gretel to be friendly to us in the future, Take precautions before they happen.”
No one was emotional, and Langdon asked calmly, "How annoying is he?"
"Well, probably because if you don't say anything about gays in front of him, he will find you annoying." Cecil thought for a while, "If he dares to talk about gays, he will do it, provided that He can beat it."
The king riders nodded one after another, and after hearing the purpose of Amber's arrival, they all showed business-specific smiles.
"Since the noble king asked so, why don't we agree?" Tifa said.
"I've never heard such a stupid request." Jory frowned.
"Could it be a trap?" Russell thought more.
"I think... Judging from that guy's current performance, the trap probably made things difficult for him." Oakes said bluntly, "Is his IQ worthy?"
Cecil reviewed Amber's performance so far, and had to admit that Oakes was right: "I think he may not have entered this world, I mean, he has no nostalgia for this world, in his opinion, it may even be It's a game or an illusion, so he can do whatever he wants. Another reason is that he is dead to some extent. It doesn't matter what he was in the past. His current mentality is probably similar to how he finally got the second article. If you want to live your life, you naturally have to live the life you want to live according to your heart, and you must be very arrogant when you act."
In any case, Cecil is not the one who can make the decision about Gerrett's desire to join the coalition. He ignored the news when it reached Alexander. Amber found him after wandering around the city with a look Bored and authentic: "No mobile phone, no computer, alas, this world is really boring."
"Don't you have a woman?" Cecil responded impatiently. He still had a lot of documents to read and was short of time.
"Women are always tired." Amber jumped up from the chair, and approached mysteriously, "I heard that you have a creature called Tuhai woman here?"
Cecil: "..."
Tuhai women will tear your dick off when they hear your description.
"It's best not to get close to Tuhai women, they..." Cecil thought for a while, and chose an "insurance" statement, "They have a disease, they will go crazy when they get close to men, and no one can stop them , it’s too late for mages to save you, and they specialize in attacking men’s dicks.”
"Fuck!" Amber was shocked, and she couldn't help covering her crotch, "What is this? Hatred boxer?"
"Almost, but this kind of boxer will really give you fists." Cecil said with a smile.
Fortunately, Alexander's reply came quickly, and he said bluntly, "King Gerrett is of course welcome, we need young talents." Cecil forwarded this reply directly to Amber, and said with some doubts: "Since you know that Gerrett is ten One of the great powers, why not contact Alexander directly?"
"Hey, it's easy to get acquainted, isn't it?" Amber said nonchalantly, "We are the only people from Earth in this world, so of course I have to come to you first!"
Cecil suddenly had a premonition that Gretel's 300-year national fortune was coming to an end...
On July [-]st, the only two teams from the eastern continent to participate in the "Liberator's War - Second Year" finally set off.
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