Chapter 12 With a husband like me, what time do you go home?
Chapter 12 With a husband like me, what time do you go home?
Saturday morning was sunny and bright.
Everything is fine.
Aside from a slightly sore neck, my wrists are a bit sore.
Last night, following Egg's advice, Bai Dao carried it out ruthlessly.
Time flies when you're in a state of flow.
By the time he realized what was happening, it was almost midnight.
He quickly went to bed.
When I opened my eyes this morning, my right wrist was slightly swollen, and my cervical spine was also protesting slightly.
It's relatively mild.
These situations are quite normal as the intensity of training increases.
Crystal, Human Emperor A-Le... and others all retired sadly due to health reasons.
Esports is a young person's game; in the end, it all comes down to physical strength.
However, he is still young.
But youth doesn't mean you can squander it.
He simply rolled over and got out of bed.
I opened Bilibili and practiced a set of the Chinese version of Baduanjin.
After performing the set of movements smoothly, I felt a slight warmth in my back, and the stiffness in my shoulders and neck instantly disappeared.
I also tried some wrist stretching exercises.
This relieved the discomfort.
After changing into his running gear, Bai Dao prepared to head out for his morning run.
"Brother-in-law, wait a minute—"
A hand with distinct knuckles emerged from the gap in the fully enclosed bed curtains to the left, its fingertips holding a cell phone.
"Brother-in-law, run away with my phone."
[Evaluation: You are a high achiever (You are building the foundation for your career; keep up the good work)]
[Reward: Pink Quality Treasure Chest x1]
[Current rating index: 30]
Looking at the data on the water mirror and the increase in the evaluation index.
Bai Dao wasn't as excited as he had imagined.
Although, as the rating index rises, it means he is one step closer to mastering the submachine gun.
Can…
Even with all this daily content, it still can't break through to the next level of evaluation?
If this doesn't work, what else can we do?
Does that mean he has to go straight into youth training?
Bai Dao couldn't help but feel somewhat frustrated.
You finally managed to draw a talent that suits you, but you don't have enough money?
This feeling is really not pleasant.
"There are still six days left, why are you so discouraged!"
The thought flashed through his mind, but Bai Dao quickly regained his composure.
"Let's unpack this and have some good luck."
Not opening a box when there's one isn't in the style of the legitimate world.
A thought flashed, and a pink light appeared.
A black square card with a slightly cyberpunk feel appeared before my eyes, with faint dark gold patterns on it.
[Get a Privilege Card (Jitu Edition): Use Now, Pay Later]
[Item Description: Using this privilege card, the host can purchase any item in the store for free]
???
What the hell is this "use now, pay later"?!
The system has not only learned Valve's money-grubbing approach to loot boxes, but now it's even incorporated Pinduoduo's freebie-getting tactics?
Despite his complaints, Bai Dao's eyes lit up as he realized the terminal's talent!
But what the heck is this online store?
The system also has an e-commerce module?
The water mirror is very simple; anyone can tell in a few dozen seconds that this module doesn't exist.
"Besides, the terminal shouldn't be in the store... so I can't redeem this talent, right?"
Having been given a second chance at life, Bai Dao was not one to accept his fate. Even though he was somewhat apprehensive, he still tentatively used the exchange.
"Exchange for the terminal talent Flamez's Charge Gun Mastery!"
The black privilege card vanished in a flash of light.
[Ding! Payment method: Pay later! Payment successful!]
[Host's current debt assessment index: -70 points. The system will automatically deduct 50% in subsequent settlements until the debt is paid off!]
[Retrieving flameZ's SMG Mastery...]
It actually worked!
Bai Dao was extremely excited. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and prepared himself for a storm of muscle memory.
However, a full five seconds passed.
Nothing has changed.
I opened my eyes again.
A slowly creeping green progress bar suddenly appeared on the water mirror.
Loading: 0.1%
[Estimated fusion completion time: 10 hours!]
Bai Dao's lips twitched.
He finally understood what "Jitu version" meant...
I glanced at my phone; it was just before 10 a.m. Ten hours from now, it would be the peak evening rush hour for all the major live streaming platforms!
"Dad! You really are my living dad!"
Just as Bai Dao was comforting himself that good things come to those who wait, Chen Zihao, who was on the opposite bed, suddenly flipped over and pretended to slide to his knees.
"Not only did he run the campus race for me, but he also brought me breakfast?"
Bai Dao quickly raised his hands in a gesture of support, stopping the rebellious son.
This guy buys himself plenty of instant noodles and cola regularly; it's just a casual thing for him.
"By the way, Zihao," Bai Dao took a sip of soy milk and casually asked, "You often go to anime conventions to secretly take pictures of pretty girls, do you know how to start a live stream on Douyin?"
Chen Zihao's voice suddenly rose, "What do you mean by secretly filming! I was helping the girls discover their true beauty!"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but chuckle foolishly twice, then patted his chest and said:
"You've come to the right person!"
"Mobile live streaming has no barriers to entry, but for PC game streaming, Douyin now has a strict requirement that the account must have at least 1,000 followers!"
Bai Dao rubbed his temples.
There's actually such a requirement.
His Douyin account only had a few mutual followers from his roommates.
There's not enough time to quickly follow each other and gain followers.
Unless you buy followers, but that's easy to get banned.
It's not that Bai Dao doesn't want to stream on other platforms.
One reason is that other live streaming platforms are more complicated, and another is that Douyin has the largest user base.
Who wouldn't want to stop and enjoy watching a relaxing video after getting tired of scrolling through countless other videos?
"Brother-in-law, you probably don't have any fans, right?"
Chen Zihao readily took out his phone and scanned the QR code to log into an account on the white-collar computer:
"Use mine! I usually take those...cough, artistic photos at anime conventions, and I've amassed over 10,000 followers! You can use mine to stream first, and once you've built up a following, you can switch back to your own account!"
"Isn't this inappropriate?"
"We're family, no need for formalities!" Chen Zihao waved his hand. "If you get incredibly lucky and become famous, I'll just give you 10% of the rice you earn as internet fees!"
Bai Dao chuckled: "Who do you think you are? If things really get out of hand, you can use it all as your date expenses."
He's not someone who'll make money off just anyone; he just wants to use live streaming to hone his skills and unlock his talents.
The live streaming companion was successfully downloaded, and Chen Zihao was equipped with a set of mature equipment.
The live streaming room is now set up.
Just as Bai Dao was about to adjust the microphone, he discovered that Chen Zihao next to him had actually opened a CS2 practice map.
"Brother-in-law, how did you practice your shooting...?"
Suddenly, Chen Zihao scratched his head awkwardly and asked Bai Dao.
Bai Dao looked at his unusually serious demeanor, and chuckled softly as the faint light streamed in from the window:
"Sure, I'll teach you."
"First, lower the sensitivity of your grooved mouse to 1600x2!"
"Second step, open your bed curtains! Let the sunlight in!"
……
Ten minutes later, with the software successfully streaming, Bai Dao's first live broadcast officially began.
Looking at his own face appearing in the small window in the lower right corner of the screen, even though he had lived two lives, Bai Dao still instinctively felt a sense of tension.
Or... how about turning off the camera? Becoming a tech streamer?
The lingering effects of being a corporate slave in his past life, where he was brutally beaten down by life, made him subconsciously want to give up.
But when he caught a glimpse of Chen Zihao practicing his shooting out of the corner of his eye, Bai Dao was momentarily encouraged.
After all, Mr. Big Scene's talent demonstrates that he adjusts his mindset based on both the number of audience members and their emotions.
If I don't show my face, how can I attract enough viewers?
There are tons of people who play CS, how many is he?
Driven by utilitarian considerations, the righteous path gradually stabilized its mindset.
He thought about it and figured he was using Chen Zihao's anime account anyway, and it would also attract viewers.
Let's go all out and just type an outrageous title into the title bar:
"With a husband like me, what time do you come home?"
Click OK!
Switch back to the game from the white path and enter the deathmatch suit to continue your daily desensitization training.
Because the account already had over 10,000 followers, the number of people in the upper right corner started jumping up to single digits within minutes of starting the broadcast.
Soon, a blinding barrage of comments caught the attention of the righteous faction.
【I want to have sex with you: With a husband like you, I'd be set on my own two feet!】
Bai Dao, in the midst of the deadly battle, trembled as he aimed at the head, almost thinking he had misread it.
She even had a fleeting moment of self-doubt about her appearance.
The next second, I could vaguely hear the grunting of a pig behind me.
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