Chapter 95
Chapter 95
Tu Xingsun narrowly won a game and returned to the business camp, but he was not happy in his heart.
Seeing that he made Jiang Taigong suffer a lot, the generals of Shang Zhou's army couldn't help but praise him for his earth-moving skills and unpredictable magic weapons. Only Deng Chanyu stared at him with bright eyes, thoughtful.
While Tu Xingsun was returning to the camp to rest, Deng Chanyu approached his father and said, "Father, you just let Mr. Tu go like this? If I don't have this person in the Chengtang camp, I'm afraid I won't be able to win."
Deng Jiugong said helplessly, "My son, what you can think of, can't you think of it as a father? This man is indeed extremely capable, but he is so stubborn that he doesn't know how to change it. Why should we leave him willing to risk his life to be driven by us? "
Deng Xiu said even more angrily, "Sister, can't you see that this person has a dirty mind, and it's not good for you to stay."
Deng Chanyu thought for a while, then said with shame and shame, "Father, my daughter has a plan, I don't know if I should say it or not..."
When Deng's father and daughter were discussing, Tu Xingsun was staying in his military tent, slowly packing his luggage.Nezha and Huang Tianhua looked at it coldly, feeling very strange.
Tianhua couldn't help but asked, "Hey, little man, why do you have a bitter face like a dead father? Did you meet your nemesis during the battle?"
Nezha's eyes lit up, "Second brother Yang is out of customs?!" He said in a positive tone.
Tu Xingsun wanted to refute, but when he saw Nezha's watery eyes, pearlescent powder on his face, and the little dimples on his lips, he was so drunk that he was so drunk, his ambition flew out of the sky, and he replied dejectedly, "Yes. Yes, today I fought against your...Second Brother Yang, and I didn't lose...But he didn't get any benefits either. But for the sake of my life, I think I'd better go back to my cave as soon as possible."
Nezha had no doubts about Yang Jian's ability, the corners of his lips curled up, and he said arrogantly, "He just didn't want to hurt your life. I advise you to let us go as soon as possible, and surrender yourself! I think you are still If I have some ability, I will intercede with you in front of my uncle and save your life." He wanted to hurt his enemy a few words, but after getting along with him these few days, he felt that although Tu Xingsun's words were a bit embarrassing People are disgusting, but they are okay. I thought it would be better to take the opportunity to persuade them to surrender and give Western Zhou an extra strength. ——He didn't realize that this was also influenced by Yang Jian's subtle thinking. When doing things, he should try his best to think of different consequences and possibilities in the future, and take one step to think about the next three steps.Changed to Chen Guang who did not show up in the past, Yang Jian was not so kind to him.
Tu Xingsun remained silent, bowed his head and continued packing.
A junior sergeant lifted the curtain and came in, and said with a smile on his face, "General Tu, Old General Deng has prepared a banquet and wants to practice it for you."
Tu Xingsun hesitated for a moment, then replied, "Thank you General for your concern, I'd better not go, so as not to be sad when we meet."
The soldier sighed regretfully, and said seemingly unintentionally, "It's a pity that Ms. Deng is here. It's rare for her to attend a reception dominated by male generals." After finishing speaking, he bowed and walked out.
Tu Xingsun shook his hands, and the clothes that had been put away fell out of the bag and scattered all over the floor.He thought for a while, dropped the package, used a cleaning spell to clean his head, face and clothes, turned and went out.
Nezha wondered, "What's the matter with this person? He said he was going to leave, and then he heard that Miss Deng's name and wanted to drink?"
Huang Tianhua seemed to understand, and said anxiously, "Li San'er, you should think about how we can get out as soon as possible! We really have to wait for Senior Brother Yang to come to our rescue, if everyone sees us being tied up like a captive bear who can't move , it doesn’t matter if you are a loner, I will be haunted by my grandfather and the others when I return home!”
Nezha's attention was diverted by him.In a blink of an eye, the two started their daily routine of verbal confrontation between friends, which will not be mentioned here.
Drink three rounds.Under the deliberate persuasion of the generals of the Deng family to drink, Tu Xingsun soon became three points drunk.
Deng Jiugong suddenly said, "It's been a long time since I sent troops, and this commander has not had time to report Mr. Tu's good performance in front of the emperor's holy face. Mr. Tu is about to leave. It really makes this old man ashamed."
Tu Xingsun was flattered and repeatedly said "no need".
Tailuan took the opportunity to smile and said, "Western Zhou's fierce generals are like clouds, and with Mr. Tu's wonderful skills, if he imitated the righteous men in ancient times and assassinated the two kings of Zhou Wu or Jiang Shang who provoked treason, presumably General Deng would not So upset."
"No." General Deng hastily stopped Tailuan, "Mr. Tu is an expert in the world, playing in the world, how can he throw his head and blood for me and other ordinary wars?"
Tu Xingsun: "..."
But Deng Jiugong continued to mutter, "But...if Mr. Tu is really willing to go all out to assassinate King Wu of Zhou and end this war as soon as possible, it would be a blessing for all people. I am willing to betroth my little girl to him for life."
Tu Xingsun took a sip of his wine and asked in a trembling voice, "Marshal Deng, are you serious?"
Deng Jiugong hesitated, thinking of the result of the discussion with his daughter, pretending to be a little drunk
Tu Xingsun trembled with excitement, "Tomorrow morning, my son-in-law will bring back the heads of Jiang Shang and King Wu of Zhou to you!"
Deng Jiugong and the others looked at each other in blank dismay. This banquet was full of his Deng Jiajun confidantes.He didn't have to shy away from it, he just asked a little worriedly, "Yu'er, the Tu Xingsun is not going to take this scene seriously?"
Deng Chanyu showed half of her beautiful cheeks under the dim candlelight, and said quietly, "If he wants to be serious, he must have a chance to come back with half his life! Anyway, he has made up his mind to leave, so why not use it before he leaves?" Him once! If things go wrong after he comes back, his father could have falsely reported his military exploits and beheaded him. It’s enough to just evade the marriage contract with drunken gaffes and no elders’ matchmaker’s words. I think that although Tu Xingsun is excellent in martial arts, he is completely ignorant of worldly rituals and music, and his actions are superficial, so it’s not difficult to get rid of..."
Deng Jiugong nodded again and again.The generals couldn't help but sincerely praised Deng Jiugong for giving birth to a good daughter, who is both wise and brave, and sincerely does not give birth to a woman!
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Tu Xingsun didn't know the calculations behind Deng Jiugong's father and daughter. At this time, he was using the world's best land travel technique to travel to Prime Minister Xiqi's mansion.I saw the Yin'an Hall was brightly lit, Lei Zhenzi and other four generals were guarding Jiang Ziya's side, never leaving, and the fierce big black dog was guarding the door energetically.
He waited underground for a long time, not daring to do anything, so he went quietly to Xiqi Palace.
King Zhou Wu finished his simple dinner and went to bed with his concubine in his arms.The red candle in the bedroom has not been extinguished, and under the light of Yingyingzhuo, Tu Xingsun quietly drilled out of the ground, came to the edge of the dragon bed silently, cut off King Wu's head with one knife, and threw it into his carry bag.He was about to leave when he suddenly saw the face of Prince Wu's concubine under the candlelight, her face was like a peach blossom, her body was delicate and exquisite, and her body fragrance came in bursts. Waking up the other party, he said viciously, "Why do you still dare to sleep soundly?"
The concubine was awakened suddenly, and seeing the headless corpse of King Wu beside her, she was so terrified that she couldn't speak, she just pulled the quilt and curled up beside the bed in fright, and asked in a low voice, "Are you a human or a ghost? Why... ...Why did it appear in the king's bedroom?"
Tu Xingsun heard her voice like a yellow oriole weeping willows, and he was extremely comfortable. He couldn't help but express his soul, and said in a fluttering voice, "I am Mr. Tu Xingsun, the leading general under Deng Jiugong's command. Who are you? King Wu has passed away.
The woman lowered her head, revealing a section of snow-white neck, and her messy black hair fell on a section of bare shoulders.Tu Xingsun couldn't help holding his breath.
She raised her head and looked at Tu Xingsun resentfully again, her eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of tear film, the tears would not flow, but her eyes were extremely sharp and spirited.She said in a soft voice, "The general has pity on me, but the concubine naturally doesn't want to die."
Tu Xingsun saw that she was graceful and pitiful, this country bumpkin had never seen such a noble lady in the palace before, so Hun Feitian said repeatedly, "If you don't want to die, then serve me well."
The woman didn't seem to expect him to be so shameless, so she proposed to him face to face!She was stunned for a while, and then she promised with a smile all over her face, "This concubine will definitely serve the general well."
Tu Xingsun didn't hear the gnashing of teeth emotions, but he was as happy as a pug who just picked up a bone. He quickly took off his clothes, got under the quilt naked, and put the warm and fragrant nephrite into his arms. Who knew that the woman hugged him in turn, and Tu Xingsun was so hugged that he couldn't breathe, so he could only shout, "Beauty, you have really strong hands, relax a little, and let this general take you to share with him." Go to bliss."
The woman yelled, but it was the voice of a man who seemed to have known him before, and said angrily, "Who wants to go to bliss with you trash? Good man, open your dog eyes and see, who is your grandfather!" Xingsun cut back with both hands.
Startled, Tu Xingsun looked intently.I saw that the other party was tall, with sculpted eyebrows and phoenix eyes, handsome and elegant, and there was no trace of charming womanhood, this... This is clearly Nezha's good friend "Second Brother Yang"!He was really like five thunderbolts, his whole body was blackened and he wanted to cry, only then did he realize that he had been fooled and struggled desperately.
Yang Jian grabbed his lute bone, held him naked in his hand, and said half-threateningly and half-seriously, "I'll take you to see Uncle Jiang Fufa."
Any fairy, as long as the lute bone is restrained, it will be unable to use mana.Tu Xingsun only yelled in fright, "Forgive me!"
Yang Jian carried him non-stop to the Prime Minister's Mansion, and continued to threaten, "You bastard, murdering the Son of Heaven is an unforgivable crime, and you dare to beg for mercy! If you tell the story honestly, I can have a good time with the Prime Minister." Let’s see if I can spare your life.”
"Brother Dao, please forgive me, I...I just..." Tu Xingsun burst into tears, and was about to tell his own story, when suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and said, "Brother Yang, you are not afraid that I will tell you the truth." you and you
Yang Jian was stunned, and loosened his hand, Tu Xingsun took the opportunity to roll on the ground, and fled underground.
Tu Xingsun fled into Shang Zhou's barracks, panting like a cow.He secretly rejoiced that in order to worship under Yuxu's sect, he had carefully consulted Mr. Ji Liusun about the rules of Yuxu's sect. Leave the teacher!" Fortunately, although he is a bit stupid, he has a good memory.
The author has something to say: Tu Xingsun: Hello women's clothing boss, goodbye ladies' clothing boss.
This chapter warmly sends a message to young readers: there is no useless knowledge in the world, if it is useless, it must be useful to you :)
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
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I would like to ask if everyone thinks the pace of the writing is a bit slow. Chu has only written the second half of Beauty Trick now. I am afraid that he will be suspected of filling in the number of words?In the future, should we continue to maintain this plot speed, or fast forward so that the full text can be finished quickly?Thanks.
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