Chapter 111 Junctions
Chapter 111 Junctions
It's night, Barbaro Bar.
In the darkness, a pair of eyes suddenly opened like light bulbs, and then the remaining three pairs of eyes also opened.These eyes have different colors, and one of them is actually colorful, very Mary Sue.These eyes opened in place for a while, and then they started to look at each other, and then, the bulb-like eyes began to shake and test rhythmically in the dark.
The iris light bulb shakes out a "high and low" trajectory.
[The boss is not here, everything is normal. 】
The blue light bulb shakes out the trajectory of "left, right, left".
【What to eat?Do you have something ready in the fridge and warm it up? 】
The light bulb with the crescent moon in it shook out a "low low high" trajectory.
[Yes, add another cup of tea. 】
Watching them communicate with each other, the colorful light bulbs didn't intend to bring themselves to play at all, and suddenly got a little anxious, dancing messily in the dark.It looks colorful and bright, and it is more beautiful and valuable than other bulbs.
【And me?And me? 】
Other bulbs: "..."
They shook out a "low low low" neatly.
Bah, don't take you to play, colorful light bulbs are amazing? !
With a "snap", someone turned on a small light, and through the faint light, one can find that the light bulbs are actually Jiujiu's eyes.Even if light bulbs are used to represent each other, Tong Mo is still disgusted and has no friends, and is still at the bottom of the light bulb chain.
Children grinding light bulbs: colorful tears shed.jpg
It's obviously not the first time for Jiujiu to engage in this kind of activity, they are familiar with moving food out of the refrigerator.In order to avoid being discovered by turning on the light for too long, they skillfully moved the small table lamp under a thick tablecloth. The table lamp was so high that it just topped the tablecloth, forming a small tent-like space.
Then, Jiujiu gathered all the food they got together, most of it came from the refrigerator or the bar, and [-]% of it was made by Boss Hong, for no special reason, just because it was delicious!
They looked at each other, and covered the table lamp with the glass candy wrappers left after eating, and the whole tablecloth suddenly became colorful.
In order to promote the atmosphere, they started another mind singing.
Da Zaijiu shook a small cup and the juice in it violently. His hair had almost grown, and he shook violently along with it.
[I can't fly no matter what, Huahua's world. 】
He put Bai Lan's photos all over the space under the tablecloth, trying to copy the world of "Hua Hua".
[It turns out that I am a drunken butterfly! 】
After singing here, he spread his two little wings and played the butterfly professionally.
Sanriyue held several pieces of cellophane of different colors by the side, ready to replace them at any time, and achieved different light and shadow effects.Da Zaijiu jumped up and down, and he also sang very vigorously in mind singing, creating a luxurious atmosphere through the light of the cellophane. At the end of singing, Shenweijiu started to turn the turntable on the table, and they followed the turntable, The lights also turned along.
In the end, the tablecloth was even turned away, and the cellophane-covered lamp swished around the table like a colorful laser light ball!
So happy!
Hong Yan Mo, who had a sudden thought at night and wanted to prepare some sauce for tomorrow, couldn't help sighing, and then threw a tomato at these lawless Jiujiu who stayed up all night playing disco without hesitation.The Jiujiu were startled, and quickly turned off the lights.At any rate, they still knew that they couldn't fly separately in the face of disaster. After all, as long as one of them was caught, they would definitely confess to the others without hesitation, so they quickly contacted through code words.
low high low.
high and low.
High and low... Bang!
Hong Yanmo knocked on a few Jiujiu one by one and tried to communicate up and down. He didn't want to expose his human form, so he didn't turn on the light, but the darkness obviously didn't affect Boss Hong's sight.After beating, he picked up a few Jiujiu with bags on their heads, and took them upstairs.
"You seem to like the previous exercise very much, very similar to squats."
"Red will give you a chance to perform Chirp."
On the second day, all the people in Barbara looked at Zhou Fangzun's row of chirps on the table in embarrassment. These chirps were of different colors, but they all had the same dejected expression. They squatted on the table like a ball, The whole body is enveloped in low air pressure.
The red Jiujiu squatted in front of all Jiujiu, with sharp eyes.Zhou Fangzun cleared his throat, and called the barbarian members who were fine now.
"There's something interesting for you to see." He didn't have much expression on his face, but the corners of his mouth were raised too obviously. The more frustrated this row of four tweets, the happier he seemed to be.Everyone in Barbara expressed that it was impossible, that it was impossible, that their Brother Zun wouldn't be so gloating...or was he too lazy to gloat?It should be like this!Brother Zun, what's wrong with you!
"This interesting thing is called 'Jiu Jiu squat'."
After Zhou Fangzun finished speaking, he faced the row of Jiujiu, and under his eyes, especially the sharp eyes of the red Jiujiu beside him, the Jiujiu nodded with tears, and Zhou Fangzun began to read slowly.
"Shenwei squatting, Shenwei Jiu squatting, Shenwei Jiu squatting, Tongmo Jiu squatting."
Shenwei Jiu began to squat with hatred. He felt that they were squatting here and there like colorful radishes. Every time their names were called, they had to do two squats. How angry.
However, Boss Hong was watching from the side. It was very unreasonable for them to jump up and down last night, so they could only silently close their small sharp mouths and squat.
Zhou Fangzun clicked around, and finally clicked on Dazaijiu.
"Dazai Jiu squat, Da Zai Jiu squat, Da Zai Jiu squat, Da Zai Jiu squat."
Doing three squats in a row Dazaijiu: "...?"
However, misfortune was only the beginning, Zhou Fangzun raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and continued unhurriedly.
"Da Zaijiu squat again."
"Da Zaijiu squat again."
Da Zaijiu: "..."
I suspect you are messing with me on purpose!
He raised his stomach hair and did squats, and his long legs in fur trousers aroused envy, but at this moment, Da Zaijiu was not at all proud of himself, he just felt... his legs were so sore!He lacked exercise in the first place, and the only amount of exercise he had was to run away, but now he suddenly did squats continuously, his legs were so sore!
Zunjiu didn't expect you to be such a bad Jiu!
Zunjiu said that he could be even worse!
Zhou Fangzun originally spoke slowly, but now in order to persecute Da Zaijiu, he abruptly sped up his speech, and in the end it was almost a super-high-speed professional level of tongue twisters.The group of barbarians were dumbfounded. Is this person who can repeat "Da Zai Jiu squatting" like a machine gun really Brother Zun? !
Da Zaijiu held his breath, he couldn't believe it, how fast could the usually taciturn Zhou Fangzun speak?Can it make him overwhelmed?impossible!Must be impossible!So he began to perform high-speed squats according to the other party's words.
After fifty squats, Da Zaijiu lay flat.He lay on the table, moaning, and pulled Boss Red's wings to cover his face.
I admit that you are stronger, Zunjiu.
"Pfft." Tokuta Tara couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.He thinks these jiujiu are so cute together, the red one is mother jiujiu, who educates other jiujiu sternly and gently, other jiujiu plucks each other's hair every day, but they sleep in a pile when they sleep, it seems that they are really affectionate Well, just like they barked at the bar.
With a sincere and beautiful misunderstanding, Tokuta Tara raised the old-fashioned camera in his hand.
"King, they are so cute, shall I take a picture of them? Want a picture of them all squatting or standing up...how about all of us?"
Zhou Fangzun: "..."
Do you all... squat down or do you all stand up?
In the end, the magical photos of this idea were taken. Among the crowd, the red-haired Zhou Fangzun was the most prominent, and among the Jiu group, the long-legged Dazai Jiu was the most obvious.Hong Yanmo looked at Zhou Fangzun pasting the photo on the wall with his own hands, looking very cherished, so he turned his head slightly to look at the ten bundles of Tadara who were chatting and laughing with other people.
He knew that Zunjiu came to Yan Moting with regrets, and he always thought that Zunjiu was regretting the death that would befall him, but now he found that he seemed to be wrong. Maybe Zunjiu simply wanted to stay. Just live in the moment.
Retain the moment when all are present.
The cardinal suddenly spread its wings and flew away from Zhou Fangzun's shoulder, and landed on the shoulder of Shishu Duoduoliang.Tokuta Tara was a little surprised. Although this linnet looked very human, it actually had no close contact with anyone other than the king. This was the first time. He felt a little surprised, but then he laughed.
"King, tonight I'm going to go to a high place in the city to take a picture of the night scene." He shook the camera in his hand, showing a childish smile, "Use this."
Zhou Fangzun raised his eyes, and Hong Yan Mo also raised his eyes.The former is known because of the experience, and the Jube incident is a crucial turning point in the fate of the red group; the latter judges based on his own experience, which seems to be a very important event.
Hong Yanmo decided to follow ten bunches of Tatara closely. Although he couldn't draw his sword temporarily, even if he only had the scabbard, he would try his best to protect him.
Seeing that Boss Red has taken root in Ten Dou Duoliang, other Jiujiu will of course get together with the boss.After a fight over who the position of the head belonged to, the Jiujiu invited Boss Hong up, and then the two on the left and the two on the right squatted on the shoulders of Shibunduoliang like Dharma protectors.
Zhou Fangzun: "..."
Thinking of what kind of thugs were in these Jiujiu's bodies, he was immediately not worried about Shi Beam's life.
Die, colorless king.
This premonition that the other party might die rose to its peak after seeing a few jiu ask him to set up a mobile food truck.Zhou Fangzun watched silently as several Jiujiu happily gathered in the small food truck. After a heated discussion, they decided to sell oden.
They're sure to get rich!
The small food truck, the soup, the good hope, it seems...
Perfect for getting kicked over.
Night fell quickly, and at Zhou Fangzun's insistence, all members of the red group dispatched to take pictures of the night scene with ten bunches of Duo Duo Liang.But probably no one thought that the first thing they encountered was not an enemy, nor a beautiful night scene worthy of shooting, but...
"The one in front! Where's your ID? Is it an illegal stall?!"
The dazzling lights shone over, covering the entire Kanto cooking food truck, as well as a few Jiujiu who were still dreaming of getting rich.
Tweeters: "..."
Not good at work, escape No.1!
"Stop! Stop illegally setting up a stall!"
Amidst the harsh sirens, Zhou Fangzun and other members of the red group stood aside, letting the law enforcement vehicles roar by, and Hong Yanmo, who was covering his face with his wings, was squatting on Shishu's shoulders.
At the crossroads of fate, they unfortunately encountered urban management.
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Jiujiu squatting comes from the game of carrot squatting hahahaha!
Spit the soul, there are a lot of things recently, I struggle to update...
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