Back to 70s and become a local tyrant

Chapter 109

After hearing his words, Lu Yunzhou paused, "Fuck." He sped up his movements, and then slumped on him, "Why is it so difficult for you?"

Zhou Yu laughed softly, "Who made the young master noble."

"Tsk," Lu Yunzhou said, "I must have offended God, otherwise why would you torture me like this."

Zhou Yu rolled his eyes at him, turned him down, sat up and cleaned himself up, and said, "You should thank God for letting his son do it for you."

Lu Yunzhou froze for a moment, then laughed, "You are the only one who can be as shameless as you are."

Zhou Yu cut the shorts and was about to put them on when he threw them away angrily, "Are you sick, Lu Yunzhou?"

The shorts are full of white children and grandchildren.

Lu Yunzhou rubbed his nose in embarrassment, "Why don't I wash it here?"

Zhou Yu was furious, "Fuck, did you do it on purpose? I'm not wearing pants, so why don't I go back naked and let my mother catch me?"

"Why don't you wear mine," Lu Yunzhou quickly threw him the one he was wearing just now.

Zhou Yu turned his head and said airily, "No, the size is wrong."

Lu Yunzhou was helpless, "Then what do you want to do?"

Zhou Yu glanced at the shorts in disgust, then frowned and put them on.Then got up and walked out, "I'm leaving."

Lu Yunzhou pulled him back, glanced at the position of the small door, "Go through the small door?"

Zhou Yu breathed a sigh of relief, let his mother catch him through the small door?

Fuck, being a mate is the same as being a thief.

"How about climbing the wall of the backyard from the ladder?" Lu Yunzhou suggested.

Zhou Yu glanced at him, frowned and nodded, "Okay." Who told him to take a shit, don't you have to go to the latrine in the backyard to do shit.

Lu Yunzhou patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, brother will go up with you."

When the two left the room, Lu Yunzhou went to the backyard with the ladder he had prepared long ago. After putting the ladder away, Lu Yunzhou stepped on the ladder and sat on the wall and said to Zhou Yu, "Come up."

So Zhou Yu also went up, and Lu Yunzhou lifted the ladder to the other side with his bare hands, and said to Zhou Yu, "Don't be afraid, I will support you on it."

Zhou Yu hummed and stepped down on the ladder, stood under the wall, looked at Lu Yunzhou and said, "Brother, if I take the ladder away, can you go down?"

Lu Yunzhou was taken aback, "You can't be so bad, can you?"

Zhou Yu smiled, "Yes." As he spoke, he quickly removed the ladder, and before leaving, he said, "Brother, my mother must be grabbing me and asking questions, don't try to sleep, you are on the top of the wall Come stay with me, and I'll bring you the ladder when my mother releases me." Then she left very coolly.

Sitting on the wall and looking at the stars in the sky, Lu Yunzhou fucked, and felt that the person he was hurting was simply a goblin, the bad one.

While Lu Yunzhou was blowing on the wall, Zhou Yu reached the door of the hut and shouted, "Mom, I'm shitting, go back to sleep."

After a while, footsteps came from outside the hut, "Zhou Laowu?"

Zhou Yu responded, "Mom."

Mrs. Zhou walked to the door and slapped the light away, poking her head inside, "Why don't you turn on the light?"

Zhou Yu said depressedly, "My stomach hurts so quickly I forgot."

"Then why didn't you answer when I yelled for a long time just now?" Mrs. Zhou approached.

Zhou Yu sat on the old-fashioned wooden toilet and watched her approach and quickly covered his crotch, "Mom, I'm shitting, what are you doing here?"

Mrs. Zhou gave him a disgusted look, "I've seen you bare buttocks, why are you afraid to see shit?" She continued to ask, "Say, why didn't you say anything just now?"

Zhou Yu blushed, "I'm so tired, I fell asleep leaning against the wall."

The old lady Zhou was shocked, "Aren't you afraid of falling into the bucket and drowning in feces?"

"Mom, I am your most beloved son." Zhou Yu was shocked.

Mrs. Zhou covered her nose and slapped her. "If it weren't for my son, I would have shot you to death. Hurry up and go back to sleep." She said and walked out.

Zhou Yu got up, put on his pants, went out to wash his hands, and walked back, "Mom, why are you up in the middle of the night?"

Mrs. Zhou turned around and hit him with a flashlight in the face, "See if some disobedient bastard ran away with someone."

"Mom, I won't run away when you're here." Zhou Yu stepped forward to support Granny Zhou, walked her to the door, and yawned, "Mom, go to sleep."

Mrs. Zhou nodded, sniffed her nose, "What's the smell on you?"

"...Maybe it's the smell." Zhou Yu thought for a while and said.

Granny Zhou frowned in disgust and pushed the door open, "Hurry up and go to sleep."

Zhou Yu nodded, "Okay." After Granny Zhou's door was closed, Zhou Yu quickly went back to the house and changed into a pair of shorts, then rolled up the shorts on his body and walked out to the wall of the backyard lightly.

Sure enough, Lu Yunzhou lay obediently on it.

"Yo, isn't this Young Master Zhou, finished shit?" Lu Yunzhou said.

Zhou Yu gave him a white look, and said with disgust, "It's really uneducated, so call it Gong." Then he moved the ladder back, "Go back to sleep."

"Oh, poor me, I've been counting the stars for a long time." Lu Yunzhou said as he moved the ladder back to his yard, "What are you holding?"

As soon as he said that Zhou Yu finally remembered, he hurriedly threw the underpants on his face, "Wash it up for the young master."

Lu Yunzhou was suddenly thrown over by the bag, and his face was full of fishy smell, "Fuck. Are you disgusting?"

Zhou Yu snorted, "Your own children and grandchildren are disgusting." After speaking, he turned his head and left.

Zhou Yu went back to the house and fell asleep. He was very tired from the car ride, especially after exercising for half the night.

It was past ten o'clock when I woke up the next day, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Mrs. Zhou's angry face.

Zhou Yu was taken aback, "Mom, what are you doing?"

"What am I doing?" Mrs. Zhou pointed outside, "Why did the surname Lu deliver food again?"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Yu lay back down again, "You can eat it if it is kindly delivered."

"You little bastard." Mrs. Zhou stretched out her hands to pinch his ear, "What did I tell you yesterday? Did you ignore my words? You think I won't hit you, do you?"

Zhou Yu exaggeratedly called, "Mom, it hurts, my ears are about to fall off. If you have something to say, speak up."

"If you don't obey, you have to hit me. I used to spoil you too much." Mrs. Zhou said so, but let go of her hand, "Get up."

Zhou Yu got dressed and came out. Sure enough, the food was already set on the dining table outside. From the look of the dishes, he could tell that it was the masterpiece of Lu's mother next door.

Cough, Zhou Yu came back to his senses, looked at Tian Fengying and Zhou Xiaohua who were drooling at the table, "Why don't you eat?"

Tian Fengying glanced at Old Madam Zhou resentfully, "Mom won't let me eat it, she must let me eat noodles, but noodles are not as delicious as these dishes."

Zhou Yu smiled, "Eat, I told you."

Both Tian Fengying and Zhou Xiaohua's eyes lighted up. As soon as they picked up the chopsticks, Mrs. Zhou refused, "Don't eat."

Zhou Yu pushed the old lady to sit down, "Mom, I ate all yesterday afternoon, why don't you eat today? Eating once is the same as eating twice. Eat it, and just don't let them give it away in the future."

"Really?" Mrs. Zhou was deceived several times by her son, and she couldn't believe him.

Zhou Yu nodded calmly, "Really."

So Mrs. Zhou put the noodles in front of Tian Fengying very readily and began to eat the dishes on the table.

Tian Fengying looked at the noodles and wanted to cry, but she didn't want to eat the noodles either.

It's a pity that Mrs. Zhou won't allow her to refuse, so Tian Fengying can only eat aggrieved.

At noon, Mother Lu came to collect the bowls and chopsticks, but she didn't bring any more food, but she just sat there and insisted on chatting with Mrs. Zhou.

Mrs. Zhou was angry with the Lu family, and said that the Lu family was not good. Mother Lu accepted all the orders, and she was happy the whole time. She apologized when she said that her family was not good. down.

Tian Fengying liked Mama Lu very much, and the two talked endlessly from homework to cooking.

Lu's mother took Tian Fengying's hand and said, "I heard from Xiaoyu that your cooking is the best. I will learn from you in the future, so that the two children will eat delicious food."

Tian Fengying didn't understand the meaning of the words, and she cheerfully responded, but was interrupted by Mrs. Zhou, "That's okay, even if my fifth son marries a wife, he will live with us, and his sister-in-law will naturally live with us for a long time." If I can make it for him, I can teach it to my daughter-in-law, and his wife will cook it for the fifth child.”

"What the old sister-in-law said is that I will let Yunzhou learn to cook well when I go back. In the future, even if I marry a daughter-in-law, I can take care of my daughter-in-law comfortably." Mother Lu said.

Mrs. Zhou was so embarrassed that she couldn't say any more bad words.

Then Mother Lu saw that she seemed unhappy, so she came over and took her hand and said, "Old sister-in-law, how did you give birth to such a lovely son? I really envy me. I gave birth to two sons and a daughter. Someone comparable to Xiaoyu, I really want to take him back and treat him as my son."

Mrs. Zhou raised her eyelids, "This life is useless, and I want him to be my son in the next life."

Mother Lu was extremely thick-skinned, pretending that she couldn't hear the sarcasm in her words, she smiled and said, "Old sister-in-law, it is said that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. From now on, we must get along well. Adults get along well, and children also have to get along well." Isn't it? Although the child's father is the deputy commander, there is still a positive pressure from above. It is really hard to see in this capital. Our two families should help each other, otherwise it will be difficult to live in the capital."

"..." Mrs. Zhou was very unhappy, bah, shameless, actually used her own man to suppress her, she is not such a person who is easy to compromise.Also help each other, staying away from their home is the best help for them.

Lu's mother continued, "Old sister-in-law, why do I think I hit it off with you so much?"

Mrs. Zhou sullenly said, "..." She didn't hit it off at all, bah, shameless, the whole family went to battle to rob her son, and there was nothing good about it.

Lu's mother: "In the future, I plan to come here often. I can not only take care of the two children, but also come over to chat with the old sister. It really gave me a lot of insight."

Mrs. Zhou twitched her hand but didn't pull it back, she cursed at the surnamed Lu again in her heart, "..." Smelly shameless, who wants to be with you, it's embarrassing.

When Mother Lu finally finished speaking and was about to leave, Mrs. Zhou finally breathed a sigh of relief, the damn bitch was finally leaving.

When Lu's mother returned to the next door, she said to Lu Yunzhou, "Zhou Yu's mother is actually pretty good, just keep coaxing her."

Lu Yunzhou was folding Zhou Yu's shorts when he heard the words, "Didn't she shoot you with the soles?"

Now it was Lu's mother's turn to be stunned, "Why did she shoot me?"

Lu Yunzhou: "Hehe."

The ignorant are fearless.