Chapter 183 The Road to the West Ranked No. 1!
Chapter 183 The Road to the West Ranked No. 1!
Chapter 183 The Road to the West Ranked No. [-]!
"Hehe!" Ling Tian sneered, slandering in his heart: "You can't be hard, but soft? Are you a three-year-old kid?"
Although Ling Tian didn't know what Guanyin's plan was.
But since he doesn't have a good impression of Buddhism, he will definitely not follow the other party's wish and walk into the frozen Ao Lie step by step holding a monkey hair!
"you!"
Seeing that Ling Tian is so soft and hard, Guanyin is a little bit embarrassed.
He wanted to be strong, but Ling Tian was too lucky to mention himself, even Tathagata would not dare to touch it lightly.
Come soft, but don't know where to start.
While she was thinking about it, Ling Tian had already arrived at Ao Lie's side, glared at her provocatively, and slowly raised the sword in the stone.
"Hey!" Seeing Ling Tian's provocative appearance, Guanyin sighed and stood between Ling Tian and Ao Lie!
"Benefactor, how can you tell the poor monk to let him go?"
Seeing Ling Tian like that, Guanyin could only lower her head to discuss with him.
"Let him go? I remember the Buddhist saying that all things are equal. If he swallows me, I will naturally swallow him. This is the only way to know equality. I don't know what you think?"
Ling Tian raised his head and said to Guanyin.
"It should be so, but..."
Although Avalokitesvara did not want to agree, he could not deny it.
"Then I eat it once, and it's over."
Seeing that Guanyin agreed, Ling Tian raised his hand to stop Guanyin!
"How did you let Ao Lie go?"
Guanyin was really angry, her voice was slightly chilled.
"Yes, but it's a bit difficult, I'm afraid the little girls don't want it!"
Ling Tian opened his eyes slightly, looking at Guanyin's clothes...
"But it doesn't matter, as long as you can let Ao Lie go, the poor monk will do his best."
"It's actually not difficult. I haven't seen a woman's body for a long time. It's more like seeing what a man turns into a woman. If you are willing to fulfill my wish, then let's do it for now!" Ling Tian said with a strange look on his face. Look at Guanyin!
I……
After hearing this, Guanyin really wanted to slap the man in front of him to death.
What do you mean you haven't seen what a woman looks like, what kind of man becomes a woman?
If you want to watch it, just find someone to watch it. What do you want to do with me?I owe you?
Although she knew that Ling Tian had other plans, she never expected Ling Tian's thoughts to be so evil.
He breathed in the palm of his hand several times, but finally chose to take it back, suppressing his anger and said: "Benefactor, what other wish do you have besides this, can you change it?"
"Little girls, I just have this one request. If you agree, let's forget it. If you don't agree...!"
Ling Tian shook the golden retriever in his hand: "Since that's the case, get out of the way, I want to return my experience to this evil dragon!"
The reason why Ling Tian made such a shameless request.
First, he really wanted to know if Guanyin was a complete woman.
Secondly, I also want Guanyin to retreat in the face of difficulties.
Thirdly, this Guanyin was only created by the mist, and he didn't have much awe.
"Okay, in this case you can give up your revenge, the poor monk can promise you, but you have to remember, if you don't keep your promise, the poor monk will chase you to the end of the world!"
Even though he was very embarrassed, even though he was unwilling in every possible way, Guanyin had to obey Ling Tian's request and take off his clothes for the sake of Buddhism!
At the same time, he said: "People in the Buddhist family have no gender distinction. I wonder what to see?"
"Hehe!" Ling Tian didn't speak, but just let out a strange laugh.
"This Avalokitesvara is really weird. It has characteristics on the top, but it's dead on the bottom. Isn't this a lot less fun?"
After appreciating the true nature of Guanyin, Ling Tian felt that he was not interested. The Guanyin in front of him can be described as a doll.
It is indeed very attractive, but there is not a single key point. Ling Tian, who is not interested, kicked Ao Lie away, turned to Guanyin and said: "Okay, I have to watch what should be seen, Ao Lie, take it away, don't let it go." He appeared in front of my eyes, if not, it would be of no use to anyone who came."
"you……"
Seeing Ao Lie's body being kicked to pieces by Ling Tian, and taking half of his body away, Guanyin was furious.
Ling Tian held up his monkey hair and said indifferently: "Hey, why are you angry? I'm just reusing waste. This half of his body can no longer be used. It can only be used to eat. You can take the rest of his head back. It’s fine, he’s alive anyway!”
"No, it's okay, it's just a matter of raising your hand, it's a poor monk's photoshoot!"
Avalokitesvara suppressed the anger in her heart, and poured a drop of nectar from the aching jade bottle, and dripped it on Ao Lie.
Almost at the same time, the mottled scales on Ao Lie's body grew rapidly, and soon returned to their original state.
Watching the confrontation between the two all the time, it was only at this moment that he knew what a monk's mouth is deceiving, and he even knew what it meant to be invincible in oral sex.
These two confront each other, stand on the ground everywhere, each have their own thoughts, but they don't tear each other up, and everything is settled with words alone.
This may be the so-called language art, and it is also the king of the language world.
The only thing that shocked Ao Lie was that the rumored invincible Buddhist sect was defeated by an ordinary person, which made him look at Ling Tian with admiration.
Even though he is rational and holds a weapon in his hand, but his cultivation base is inferior, he even confronted Guanyin without losing the wind, how could Ao Lie not be surprised!
Ao Lie, who had recovered as before, quickly bowed to Guanyin: "Thank you Bodhisattva for saving me!"
"Amitabha!" Seeing Ao Lie's gratitude and repayment, Avalokitesvara couldn't help showing a smile even though his heart ached: "Get up, don't cause trouble in the future."
After all, if you have a deep look at Ling Tian!
Of course...
Although he obtained half of the dragon's body, Ling Tian felt a little disappointed.
If he knew that Avalokitesvara lotus nectar was brought out, how could he foolishly watch Avalokitesvara take off his clothes.
I will definitely find a way to get some nectar.
You know that thing is a life-saving artifact.
Don't you see that ginseng fruit trees have caused Monkey King disaster to that extent.
But under the nectar, it is rejuvenated.
It would be a lie to say that I am not moved.
But I have agreed that if I change my mind, it will damage my image.
Secondly, if the Avalokitesvara is violent and Sun Wukong can't arrive in time, wouldn't he be miserable.
Immediately, he suppressed the greed in his heart, and led the three of Yinhu to bypass Guanyin and head directly to the west.
[Ling Tian, the pioneer, successfully passed through Yingshoujian, ranking first on the westbound road! 】
[Reward Kyushu Reiki + 5%]
"System detection, the host has completed two deaths!"
"One, enter the belly of the dragon!"
"Secondly, force Guanyin to undress!"
"System reward, the host has raised two realms!"
"The ability will not be released for the time being. When the host reaches the sixth realm of casting gods, it will be released through fusion!"
"I really..."
Looking at his ability to be detained, Ling Tian was speechless.
But after thinking about it, it is also understandable. After all, it is very troublesome to integrate each time it is released separately.
Comprehensible is understood, but it doesn't mean Ling Tian can accept it.
"Boss Ling, are you worried about that girl's revenge??"
Seeing Ling Tian's gloomy expression, Yin Hu leaned forward.
"Am I afraid of her?" Ling Tian smiled mysteriously, and said, "If she dares to come, it's not as simple as taking off her clothes. If I don't let her clean, she will wear too much."
Seeing that the sun was still not westward, Ling Tian and the others continued on their way, planning to walk a little longer before dark.
(End of this chapter)
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