mousepad-d2 Chapter 218 Stupid people with small brains!
Chapter 218 Stupid people with small brains!
Chapter 218 Stupid people with small brains!
"Really, really, come here and I'll show you, it's in my arms, as long as I call your name, you promise that it will be yours!"
Seeing that Ling Tian was tempted by the treasure, Yin Jiao knew that he had been duped, and added another fire.
"I'm stupid, what kind of treasure is so awesome? Show me quickly!"
With that said, Ling Tian came to Yinjiao!
"This is the gourd. Once I open the gourd and call your name, if you promise, it will be yours!"
Yinjiao took out the purple gold gourd and waved it in front of Ling Tian.
"A broken gourd on a horse said it was a good thing, Yinhu, let's go, stay away from this fool!"
Seeing the gourd, Ling Tian was naturally happy, but he still pretended to be ignorant and prepared to leave!
Sleeping horse!
Is this a purple gold gourd? Is this a treasure of heaven and earth?Do you know the goods when you ride a horse?
Seeing that Ling Tian was about to leave again, Yinjiao was so angry that he was so angry that his mouth was filled with smoke and he cursed in his heart!
But when he thought of the Buddhist Bald Donkey saying that as long as he ate Ling Tian, he could become a saint, Yinjiao could only suppress his anger and said, "This gourd is a treasure and can accommodate all things. If you don't believe me, I'll give it a try!"
After that, he pulled out the stopper of the gourd and pointed lightly, and the giant tree on his body disappeared. Then he pointed at the gourd and the big tree pressed firmly on his body.
Seeing this scene, Yin Hu was completely confused.
He finally knew why Ling Tian called him a fool.
Yin Hu felt that even fools were a little bit complimentary.
Anyone with a little intelligence would not do such a thing.
This caused Yinhu's jaw to be directly dislocated.
Ling Tian was also shocked.
He knew that the gold and silver horns were low, but he didn't expect it to be so low.
But for the sake of his gourd, he could only endure the shock in his heart, and said: "Sure enough, it is a treasure, so you give him to me first, and then you come out when I am, you are completely handing him over to me!"
Phew, I finally got fooled.
It seems that the king's strategy is still very successful.
There was a smile on Yinkaku's face that the conspiracy was successful.
Then hand the gourd to Ling Tian!
However, when he handed the gourd to Ling Tian, Ling Tian did not save him, but took the gourd to watch carefully, and even pulled out the plug to point it at himself.
Even though he knew that Ling Tian couldn't use it, Yin Jiao was startled, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry about it, save me. When you save me, I will hand over the gourd to you!"
"Old Ling, let's save him first and then study it!"
Yinhu seemed to be a little bit disappointed, and tried to persuade him.
"What are you panicking, I must at least verify the truth!"
Ling Tian shook his head and continued to check the purple gold gourd.
Warney Horse!
Silver Horn is going to collapse!
What's there to check?
There are still fake ones that are handed over by yourself.
Besides, when I handed this gourd into yours, I never left your eyes.How can I adjust the package!
But no matter how much he scolded in his heart, Yin Jiao didn't show any anger on his face, he just looked at Ling Tian with a begging face: "This is true, absolutely true, don't worry!"
"Don't worry, such a good treasure should be appraised carefully, otherwise I would be at a loss!" Ling Tian cursed and continued to look at the treasure.
After a while, Ling Tian put the purple gold gourd into his chest and walked towards Yinjiao.
Then he kicked the big tree and said, "Such a big tree, it seems it needs weapons!"
"You can collect it with a gourd, and it will be taken away in one go."
Silver Horn's IQ reached the high ground again and he spoke.
This time, Yinhu really couldn't take it anymore.
After turning around a few times, he ran into the dense forest and laughed wildly.
Although Ling Tian could bear it, his face was a bit ferocious.
"How did he run away?"
Silver horn is a little unclear.
"It's okay to eat too much and have a stomachache, it's convenient!"
Ling Tian casually found an excuse.
But Yinjiao didn't expect Yinjiao to believe it. Coupled with Ling Tian's distorted expression, Yinjiao really thought that they had eaten too much: "I see that you are working hard too, please save me for convenience!"
Lying on a horse!
This and that?
Ling Tian feels that you are going crazy at this moment!
So he stopped talking nonsense, took out the Sword in the Stone, and said to Yinjiao: "I'm here to save you now!"
I don’t know whether he was too confident or was dazzled by the easy victory.
Even though Ling Tian pulled out the sword in the stone, Yinjiao didn't notice anything strange.
Seeing Yinjiao's performance, Yinhu, who fled away, could no longer laugh out loud.
It has seen people with low IQs, but it has never seen anyone with such a low IQ.
"I'll save you."
With a sound of notification, Ling Tian picked up the sword in the stone and slashed at the tree trunk.
"Save me quickly, if you save my gourd..."
Seeing that Ling Tian had been fooled, Yinjiao was very excited and had already begun to imagine the scene of catching Ling Tian with a purple gold gourd.
But suddenly, his eyes quickly bulged, and a sharp pain shot through his legs.
"Didn't the one who stepped on the horse say that this boy is very powerful? How could he chop crookedly!"
Yinjiao endured the severe pain in his leg, cursed secretly, and then said: "You should have aimed more carefully. How did you hit my leg?"
"Ahem, what about that..." Ling Tian coughed awkwardly and explained: "It's not a good idea to strike when your stomach feels uncomfortable. I'm sure you'll be fine with the next strike."
"Chop more accurately next time." Yinjiao nodded repeatedly, seeing that Ling Tian's appearance did not seem to be fake.
"That's fine too!"
Ling Tian was really speechless. It was so obvious that he just gave an excuse casually and he actually believed it!
With such an IQ, Ling Tian said that his three views were shattered!
"Don't worry, I will definitely aim this time!"
Holding the sword in both hands, Ling Tian aimed at the giant tree on Yinjiao's body, and swung the sword down with all his strength!
"Hey, when you save me, I will definitely repay you!"
There was a weird smile on the corner of Yinjiao's mouth...
Yin Jiao was taken aback for a moment, not knowing whether to be angry or howl, the only thing he felt now was that Ling Tian's sword was fast, and he didn't feel any pain at all!
However, Ling Tian has played enough and will not give him any more chances.
The streamer on the sword in the stone shone abnormally, and the moment Yinjiao blinked, it directly cut his head in two.
Silver Horn was so fast that he didn't react at all.
"Sure enough, people are stupid and have small brains!"
Looking at Yinjiao's fist-sized brain, Ling Tian finally understood why Yinjiao was so naive.
"How about Yinhu, is this grandson stupid enough? Do you think being with such a person will affect your IQ?"
Ling Tian waved to the three people in the distance.
"I'm rough, Lao Ling, I'm really speechless for this grandson!"
Yinhu recalled Yinjiao's performance just now, feeling very helpless.
Tianfeng's face was also flushed.
"Okay, don't get inked, the inner alchemy of the Yellow Wind Monster was given to the big mouse, you two can choose this one yourself. Don't worry about the one you don't get, there will be another one delivered to your door in a while."
Ling Tian pointed to the corpse on the ground, and signaled Yinhu and Tianfeng to choose by themselves.
And he himself began to search for Silver Horn's treasures.
Finally, I discovered that the grandson had brought a purple gold gourd.
At the same time, on the top of the mountain, a strong man with golden horns suddenly felt cold on his face and dropped the wine glass in his hand.
"Second brother, why did you leave like that? Didn't we agree that we would become kings together? Who will share this meat with me if you die?"
Although the strong man wailed, there was no trace of sadness in his eyes.
(End of this chapter)