Interstellar Ultimate Guardian

Chapter 341 My Waist

Luo Danfang took a deep breath, feeling hopeless.

Is that ringing thing a communicator?

No, that's purely a pack of explosives!

However, even if it was an explosive package, Luodan had to pick it up today if he let him!

"I'm sorry I was wrong, I was wrong, I didn't do it on purpose, please forgive me!" Luo Danfang didn't wait for the opposite Ling Sa to speak, and took the initiative to admit his mistake.

Ling Sa's prepared words were choked in his throat, coughed twice, and then smiled softly after he calmed down: "This is the first time I know that my wife is still good at turning black and white, in the future you Why don't you go to the public relations department, you can climb to the position of minister in less than three years, and I will hand over my public opinion and public relations to you in the future, what do you think of this suggestion?"

Ling Sa's voice was very gentle, and the sweet Luo Danfang had a toothache. He accepted Ling Sa's compliment with a guilty conscience: "Actually, your idea is not bad, and I also found that I am quite talented in this area, you see Now no one is saying that you are seriously injured and nearly disabled."

Ling Sa was annoyed, but to be honest, Luo Dan's public relations was so good that he could fly to the sky, and he completely grasped the essence of guiding public opinion-what is the best way to make a gossip go cold?It’s definitely better to be blocked than to be sparse. Cover it with a hotter and hotter gossip, and make the little netizens who love the new and hate the old forget the gossip 3 minutes ago.

However, Ling Sa felt that he was very hard-pressed. It would be fine if he was really a sufferer, but the key is that he is the real general attack!

He sacrificed a lot!

"You're so good at making things worse, baby, did you do it on purpose?" Ling Sa's words came out from between his teeth, and he was very, very suspicious of Luo Danfang's motives for doing this!

Luo Dan cleared his throat, expressed his loyalty with trepidation, and his voice became smaller and smaller: "Then what, I really didn't send the news last night, I was wronged to death, it was Erfan, we thought we said that To clarify the facts, I did not expect this to happen.”

Speaking of this, Luo Danfang suddenly stiffened, feeling that he was also very wronged, and raised his voice: "Fuck, I have done this step for you, and you still dare to ask me to ask you to blame me? If you have the ability, let me do it. How many times have I been raped? I can say whatever you want when you go out!? What if people know that you have been raped by me? What’s the matter? Don't let me occupy? Ling Sa, do you treat me like a man? If you dare to say no, I will break up with you immediately, believe it or not!"

Ling Sa was almost laughed out of anger, Luo Danfang challenged his limit with every word, never seen someone who can turn black and white like this.

Is it a man who will get angry when encountering such a thing?Even if he hinted to the outside world that he suppressed Luo Danfang, believe it or not, Luo Danfang would fight him every minute!

Ling Sa said angrily: "Stop messing around with me and threatening me with dismantling? Do you believe me—"

"Whoa! There was a disdainful vomit from the microphone, as if deliberately mocking Ling Ling.

Ling Sa: "..."

Luo Danfang: "..."

"You can do it, you can do it, you won." Ling Sa sneered twice, pinched the communication device with a dark face, stared at Luo Dan's Q-version profile picture that kept flashing, and snorted mercilessly dragged him to the blacklist.

"Fuck, listen to me, I really didn't do it on purpose this time!" Luo Danfang snarled and crouched on the ground with his head in his arms. How did he know that he felt like throwing up suddenly just now? I'm not deliberately disgusting and despising Ling Sa!

Ma Dan made a big misunderstanding this time, Luo Danfang grabbed his hair in a tangled state, covered his mouth and retched twice, almost crying because of himself.

In the past two days, he didn't know where the parts were wrong, and he always felt like throwing up when he didn't agree with each other, and his appetite was particularly bad. If it wasn't because the physical examination was fine, he would have suspected that he was terminally ill.

After being depressed for a few minutes, Luo Dan angrily threw the communication device that could no longer be connected on the bed, ran to the bathroom and hugged the toilet and retched for a long time.

Of course, taking advantage of verbal advantage, Luo Dan still feels very guilty towards Ling Sa in his heart. For the sake of family reconciliation, that night, he climbed out of the window behind the entrance guard and sneaked out of the school towards Ling's house. .

When approaching the door, Luo Danfang sent Ling Sa a message, and sure enough, he was still lying quietly in the blacklist just like during the day.

Alas, this annoying little goblin.

Luo Danfang squatted on the lawn table at the door and called Kelan, and after expressing his intention to come to the gate of the community to plead guilty, Kelan took him in with a treacherous smile.

The time was 12:30 in the morning, and Ling Chu was already fast asleep. Originally, Ling Sa should also be sleeping at this time, but today's bombing news made him even more difficult to sleep.

Luo Danfang slipped quietly outside Ling Sa's room, knocked on the door with his fingers bent, and secretly twisted a small crack to peek inside.

Suddenly, a pillow fell on the door one by one

"Don't think I won't know you're coming if you hide your face."

Luo Danfang rubbed his nose and felt a little embarrassed. He simply pushed open the door and walked in. After closing the door and making sure that no one could hear him, he immediately ran over and rolled on Ling Sa's body while voluntarily admitting his mistake: "My dear, I was wrong. I was wrong, I was wrong!"

Ling Sa put Luo Dan on the bed with a small grab, and said sinisterly: "No, I don't think you are wrong."

Luo Danfang lay on the bed in the standard posture of a dog chewing mud, unable to move his arms and legs, and said with tears streaming down his face: "I swear this is definitely an accident, and I didn't want to disgust you this morning, I just ate it these days Bad stomach not digesting well, just a little acid reflux."

Ling Sa gave a noble and icy hehe twice, if it were normal, Luo Danfang would definitely feel that he owed him a lot, but now, as long as Ling Sa is happy and Ling Sa is satisfied, no one cares about him, even if Ling Sa is satisfied.

Hey, there is no way, who made me a good husband, Luo Danfang thought sweetly and sourly.

Ling Sa let go of Luo Danfang's hands pinned behind him, and squeezed his slightly sore shoulders. After Luo Danfang struggled to get up, another clever force pulled him into his arms.

Nose tip to nose tip, breath mixed with breath, Ling Sa's eyes were dark, and he said jokingly, "Did I say before that I was going to make you cry?"

Luo Danfang sneezed suddenly, and sprayed Ling Sa with spit all over his face.

The corner of Ling Sa's mouth twitched, and Luo Danfang quickly pulled a piece of paper to wipe his face, and at the same time said doggy-leggedly: "Isn't it an accident, we have such a good relationship, you are willing to make such a fuss Me? Besides, even if you really want to do it, you have to wait for you to stand up, right? "

"No, I've changed my mind. In addition, do you want to settle accounts slowly in the future, or do you want to take the blame and make meritorious service now?" Ling Sa's beautiful eyes showed a treacherous smile no matter how you look at it, and he reached out to Luo Dan with his hands warmly. Put it inside the clothes and stroke the sensitive part of his waist.

Luo Dan's waist was already sensitive, but for some reason today, the slightest touch made him feel like his whole body was about to soften. He quickly supported Ling Sa's shoulders to stabilize his body.

Ling Sa raised her eyebrows and said, "I remember you liked being on it, and today I will completely satisfy you, baby, I've been very manic these two days, you'd better not resist."

Luo Dan put on a bitter face: "Let's discuss it again?"

Ling Sa boldly said: "Take off!"

Luo Danfang thinks that he is the hardest person in the world. Thinking back when he and Ling Sa just fell in love, Ling Sa obeyed his words (not) like a little daughter-in-law, and now, even this Little things have to be preoccupied!

Sure enough, marriage is the grave of love! (If you are not married, you say a hammer?)

So Luo Dan let go of the most humiliating and humiliating night in his life.

At Ling Sa's request, he took the initiative to seduce the old man with all kinds of methods he learned in pornography. If he laughed halfway or dropped the table and quit, Ling Sa would threaten him with "slowly settle accounts in the future".

When the morning star was lifted into the sky, Uncle Ling finally let go of Luo Danfang, the little daylily who had been raped, and patted him lightly on the head, saying: "Good boy, call my husband to listen again."

"Hit your lungs!" Luo Dan put his face in the pillow, his face was about to burn, he thought his face would be invulnerable, but he still overestimated himself!

Ling Sa actually forced him to call her husband, and kept tormenting him if he didn't call, making him want to cry without tears, and he had to expand himself to stuff Ling Sa's stuff in, it was so embarrassing and indignant. Suffocate yourself to death!

Sure enough, when a man took advantage, he would always be very generous. Ling Sa leaned on the head of the bed contentedly admiring Luo Danfang's back full of love marks, and suddenly felt that life was clear. Anyway, he and Luo Danfang were a couple. Yes, so what if the whole universe misunderstood him as a subject?The wife is really stunning!

I am really a qualified good husband, Ling Sa thought happily.

Luo Danfang felt how miserable it is to have sex with someone who is not good at sex and has a lot of desires. In the past, if he didn't want to move after sex, Ling Sa would carry him to the bathroom to wash and then throw him back on the bed. It is enough to need a full COS inflatable doll.

It's good now, Ling Sa himself is semi-disabled, Luo Danfang was tired and sleepy and had a stomachache, so he thought about lying on the bed and squinting for a while, and then fell asleep in a daze.

The point is, he has to go to school the next day!

Luo Danfang, who had to get up after only sleeping for two hours, suddenly became furious, and rushed to the bathroom to clean himself inside and out, then he said to Ling Sa while putting on his clothes: "What Didn't let your thing be useless along with your legs! Careful bastard, fuck your uncle, I will let you return it sooner or later..."

Ling Sa calmly listened to his daughter-in-law's harsh words, and interjected warmly: "Is it necessary to be thirsty? Drink some water to moisten your throat before continuing to scold."

"..." Luo Dan let a mouthful of old blood choke in his throat, his eyes went dark, and he lost his balance and fell to the ground.

"How are you?" Ling Sa stood up, nervously looking at Luo Danfang who was lying on the ground frowning.

"It's none of your business!" Luo Danfang said as he got up and limped back on the bed.

"I'll rub it for you." Ling Sa reached out and pressed his waist.

"Oh fuck! My old waist"

Kelan, who was passing by the door, heard a cry like a pig being killed.

Kelan rubbed Lingchu's head with a smile, sighed and said: "The children nowadays are really, they can't bear any grievances, they are almost useless, and they still don't forget that thing. They think about all kinds of things every day. A jarring way of moving."

Touching his chin again, he sighed, "I'm really old!"

After the storm, there is peace in the world.

Ever since Ling Sa was satisfied that day, no matter how bloody the outside world was, Ling Sa never expressed any dissatisfaction with Luo Danfang.

In all fairness, Luodan's public relations were really good, making Edward feel as if he had eaten a lump of oatmeal.

The news this time was indeed released by Edward. He thought that the time had come to throw Ling Sa down from the altar. As long as the news that Ling Sa became a cripple was considered true by most people, even at the beginning, Many people will sympathize with Ling Sa, but over time, Ling Sa will naturally disappear and become a thing of the past.

Because no one will accept a "male god" who is no longer perfect or even full of flaws.