Chapter 217
Chapter 217
Therefore, it is destined to be a tragedy for people like Pan Yixin to provoke wild boars.
The wild boar has a strong temper, and he didn't talk to Pan Yixin much before, not because of his generosity, but because he was too lazy to talk to him. There are many people pointing and pointing at him, but he didn't expect Pan Yixin to be so persistent and keep following him. On the back of his ass, poking and poking at him.
Pan Yixin ran for dozens of meters, and someone was already coming towards this side quickly, trying to help block the wild boar, but they were still a little slower. The wild boar quickly caught up with Pan Yixin, and then gave Pan Yixin's butt a big kick. With such a stagger, he rushed towards the field beside the road completely uncontrollably.
Pan Yixin himself felt a sudden huge impact hit him, so he jumped directly towards the side of the road, his eyes blurred, and when he came to his senses, he was already lying in someone else's field.
Pan Yixin, who found himself lying in the field, came back to his senses, and immediately couldn't help crying loudly, crying very heartbreakingly.
The wild boar just arched for a while, then stood aside and watched, satisfied to see that Pan Yixin fell into the paddy field with a thud, and the pig's mouth opened, as if showing a proud expression, and flicked the curled pig's tail , turned around and left.
The wild boar didn't even bother to look at this kind of man's embarrassment. This was a lesson for him!
Pan Yixin was crying in the field. After crying for several minutes, someone finally arrived and pulled Pan Yixin out of the field without further ado.
"No! I won't go up! Woo... woo... Mom! Come and save me! I want to go up..." The child was already crying to the point of insanity. In fact, Pan Yixin was angry because he was mad at a wild boar , he was even very angry with the people in Chashui Village. If you asked him the reason for his anger, he couldn't tell. Maybe it was because they failed to save himself and drive away the wild boars in time. At this time, in Pan Yixin's heart, only His mother is the good one, everyone else is bad and deserves to die!In his eyes, the concerned expressions of the people next to him were all fake, and he wasn't sure how to laugh at himself. The smile on his face was even more blatantly mocking!
So when Pan Yixin cried, he was also incoherent.
"Okay, get up quickly! You've crushed everyone else's crops!"
"I can't afford it!" When someone persuaded him, Pan Yixin became even more tempered.
Others nearby also persuaded: "Yes, look at your beautiful clothes, they are all dirty, what a pity! Get up!"
Pan Yixin's clothes are definitely not cheap, even rural people who don't know how to read brands can tell.
Speaking of this, Pan Yixin still refuses to mention it, anyway, it means that he is rebellious.
Seeing that he was about to roll around in the field after being persuaded and started pulling again, the villagers couldn't do anything about it. I had never seen such a stubborn child. How could he fall into the field and refuse to get up.
Wei Jingze just happened to have something to do at someone else's house, and he heard a cry from a distance. He recognized that it was Pan Yixin, and thought that something might happen. When he arrived, it happened to be the time when several villagers persuaded Pan Yixin and refused to get up.
Seeing Wei Jingze, the villagers felt relieved and said, "Come and persuade this child, what's the matter with lying in the field?"
Wei Jingze has understood the temperament of a child like Pan Yixin these days. He is completely like a gentleman. Others must follow his wishes, otherwise he will lose his temper and make a scene. And it's completely reckless.
This time he fell into the field because he recklessly provoked wild boars, so he deserved it.Rolling around in the field and not wanting to get up, it was just because someone wanted to pull him up. If no one was there, he would probably get up by himself after crying for a while.
For this kind of child, Wei Jingze felt that his self-cultivation over the years was really not enough.
Wei Jingze listened to others' persuasion, and didn't go forward, just stood on the road with his arms in his arms, smiling, as if he was admiring Pan Yixin's embarrassment.
After watching it for half a minute, Wei Jingze said, "Don't worry, just take a good look at it. By the way, I can still take a picture."
As he said that, he took out his mobile phone and was about to take a picture. Pan Yixin jumped up immediately: "Don't take pictures! Don't take pictures!"
But it was already too late, Wei Jingze had already sent him several photos with his fruit phone, and it happened that he looked very hideous and ridiculous after he jumped up.
"Don't you fucking delete the photo! I'll just smash your phone!" Pan Yixin said harshly!
Wei Jingze didn't take it to heart at all, and said, "Wait until you can get my mobile phone. It doesn't matter if you smash it. Your parents have money, and you can still pay me for the newest one."
"You...! Think beautifully!"
Wei Jingze made an indifferent expression, and said: "Anyway, it's not up to you, and it's none of my business that you are in the field. There are bugs in the field, such as rice field eels and loaches. It's not bad, and there are those bugs with clips. If they crawl in along your trousers and pinch your penis, ouch...that's so cool, and the bugs are poisonous , After biting it, it hurts so much, you can imagine how red and swollen your penis looks."
Listening to Wei Jingze's description, Pan Yixin suddenly felt a tightness between his legs, as if a bug had really crawled into his knee-length shorts, and there would be a sudden pain at any time, and then the important parts would become red and swollen!
Wei Jingze continued to say: "Oh, I forgot that there are leeches, but you don't know, that thing can suck blood the most, and it won't fall off when it's full. Maybe it won't come out until you take a bath. You will find, ouch, there is a fat and soft leech crawling on the base of my thigh, and I can't pull it off even if I scratch it, it's disgusting!"
Pan Yixin's hairs stood on end when he heard this, he had seen this before!Not on himself, but on someone else!It's just that someone came back from the field with a few leeches lying on their legs, and blood continued to flow, but it was frightening to death.This is what he saw with his own eyes!
At that time, he almost cried in fright, but luckily he ran away early.
"By the way, there are also snakes. There is a black poisonous snake in this mud. Farmers call them mud snakes. If they are accidentally bitten, they must be sent to the hospital immediately, but our place is not close to the hospital. We have to ask the local doctor first. Let me do it urgently, how do others do it? Just use a knife or a piece of porcelain to cut open your wound to let the poisonous blood inside flow out, and there is no anesthetic. If you refuse, wait for the poison The blood has flowed into the heart, and the only option is to die! And even if the poisonous blood is released, it will take several months of recuperation to heal, the wound is almost impossible to see!"
Pan Yixin couldn't take it anymore, so he crawled up from the field, dripping with mud and water all over his body, and tears rushed out of the mud and water in two lanes on his face, which looked really funny.
Wei Jingze really laughed unkindly.
Others are still persuading: "Go back and take a shower and change clothes! This body is so uncomfortable!"
But as soon as Pan Yixin got up, seeing Wei Jingze's smiling face, he knew that he was making fun of himself, so he became even more angry and ran towards Wei Jingze: "I beat you to death! You are threatening me!"
Seeing Pan Yixin running towards him, Wei Jingze laughed and started to trot: "Okay, if you catch up with me, I promise to hit you, but I don't think you have that ability!"
Pan Yixin was furious at Wei Jingze's words, and chased after him even more vigorously.
The villagers behind saw it, and couldn't help saying: "This kid really has a bad brain!"
Wei Jingze obviously provoked him on purpose and asked him to come with him, but he didn't expect this kid to be hooked so easily.
"Isn't it? They belong to the same old Pan's family, so the difference is huge!" This is an older elder.
"That child has been crooked from his father. How can he be better?"
"If you want me to say, if you still can't marry a daughter-in-law in the city, you won't have a good one. It's not suitable for rural people like us. You can't afford it!"
"It's not about the girl in the city. If you want me to say, it's just that she didn't marry a good wife! Thanks to Uncle San's hard work, he provided a college student, but he didn't enjoy the blessing of a college student at all."
"Come on, my third uncle is lucky. Now that I have Ozawa, I don't have anything to worry about in the days to come."
On the other hand, Pan Yixin will definitely not be able to catch up with Wei Jingze. If he catches up, it will be Wei Jingze who has released the water, but Wei Jingze is not at all like giving water to this kind of child, it is only fun to be angry with him!
The two ran all the way, Wei Jingze maintained a normal speed, but found that the child couldn't catch up at all, so he slowed down a bit, but found that he still couldn't catch up, because he ran for a while with the strength he had just started. Pan Yixin, who lacked exercise, had no stamina at all, so he ran slower and slower. Wei Jingze slowed down bit by bit in order to match his speed. The bait is lured in front, and it is really speechless.
It was originally a ten-minute journey, but in the end it took more than 20 minutes to get home, because it forced the child, and finally turned into walking, and the walking became slower and slower. Wei Jingze could only come at his speed, otherwise The kid didn't know what was going to happen again.
After finally reaching the door of the house, Wei Jingze was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but the child behind him suddenly gave a weird laugh, and rushed towards Wei Jingze, as if his scheme had succeeded: "I said I won't let you go! "
How could Wei Jingze let him succeed so easily, instead of directly entering the house, he ran to the back. There are aisles on both sides of the house, one is convenient for moving machines, and the other is convenient for pigs and ducks to enter and exit.
Pan Yixin was still smiling triumphantly from behind: "It's useless for you to run! Behind is a dead end!"
Indeed, when we reached the two-story building behind, there was no way.
Wei Jingze didn't bother to pay attention to him, and saw that the garden door was closed after a while, and it was probably locked up by the old man before the duck returned to its cage.
Pan Yixin was very proud, he was caught in the urn, and today he must teach this arrogant cousin a lesson!Not to mention grabbing things from my own family, but there are always people comparing the two of us, it's so annoying!
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