Chapter 155 James' Trouble
Chapter 155 James' Trouble
Allen opened his eyes and found himself in the Real Madrid dressing room—not the Real Madrid of his world, but James' Real Madrid.
Look at the stinky socks and sneakers flying around, uh, and the bright purple men's underwear on the chair, there is no way this could happen in the Real Madrid dressing room under Ramos.Although Ramos likes water, he is also a hygienic and clean person who likes water. In the team, he will not care unless he wins the championship. At other times, who dares to throw stinky socks around? Ramos will definitely use his eyes kill that man.
So, Alan is here again?
"James, what are you doing sitting there in a daze? I can't find my socks. What about you? God, you are still barefoot, do you think it was 20 years ago in Brazil?" The man with the captain's armband jumped Walking around the locker room looking for socks, he pointed at him and found an honest teammate with a low eyebrow and pleasing eyes, "Go, ask James if there is anything he needs."
Before Allen could speak, this body... that is, James spoke, "Go away, it's annoying."
"What's bothering you? Yo. Since when did Bayern become the object of your troubles?"
"It's not a game," James said, "You wouldn't understand even if I told you."
The captain of Real Madrid laughed, "I don't understand? You know I don't understand without you even telling me?"
The lucky guy who was pointed out by the captain asked for a pair of new socks from the custodian outside, and ran in da da, ready to put socks on James, but Lambert preempted him. Lambert snatched his things, and he dared not resist , can only give up the opportunity to Lambert.
Lambert put on socks for James, but he didn't dare to kneel on one knee, so he squatted halfway without urging James, his eyes were eager to try.
James touched his face subconsciously, but nothing changed. Is blindness contagious now?Is it such an honor to put socks on him?
"You don't need to wear it for me, I will do it myself." James continued to say to the Real Madrid captain, "I am so tired recently, don't tell Cyril, he will definitely make trouble with me."
"About Cyril?"
"Yeah." James sighed and said, "I really spoiled him. He has a big temper and doesn't speak well, so he always looks at me. Tell me, should I be annoying?"
When he got up in the morning, James was supposed to squeeze toothpaste for Cyril, but today he forgot, and Cyril was very upset.When going out, James accidentally stepped on Cyril's foot again, which was terrible. Cyril angrily refused to give him a good morning kiss, called his driver to come, and left directly.
It's obviously a small matter.James couldn't figure out why Cyril was so angry.
The Real Madrid captain laughed, "You're used to it, you're going to suffer it yourself."
Cyril has a big temper, and everyone can see it when he comes in.After all, they are the Premier League Golden Boots, bought at a huge price, and James personally invited them, and the chairman of Real Madrid decided to ask for them. Everyone knows that he must come to take over James's class when he comes. No one wants to offend him. She was going to get along well with him, but with Cyril's bad temper, the whole locker room didn't like him in a week.
Then James cleaned him up.
Cyril is a person with a strong desire to survive. He knew that it would be terrible if he continued to do it. He was frightened by James for a while, and soon changed his previous bad habits and became much more polite.
James and David also punished him for washing the smelly socks, and Cyril also washed them honestly.
For a long time, Cyril was extremely docile, until...he confessed successfully.
Now James himself feels ashamed, and he has slept with Cyril Hu in the dark, and he is willing to pamper him a little, and often tolerates Cyril's troubles.What would Cyril want, James didn't say he wouldn't follow him.So Cyril felt confident and became more and more courageous.
In the last league game, Cyril fought against the opponent's goalkeeper, so he was not sent off by the referee with a red card.
Not only did James not blame Cyril, but he also stated on Twitter: Football should have these emotional disputes. If there is no energy, no blood, just go home and go fishing.
With the support of James, Cyril became even more lawless.
Several teammates have secretly come to James to complain, coupled with this morning's incident, James realized that he seemed to have indulged Cyril too much, but he couldn't find any good solution.
James said, "David, you have to think about it. I will definitely retire before you. I am several years older than you. When I retire, you will be the one responsible for cleaning up his mess. You have to be good. Think about it."
The Real Madrid captain said, "He used him like this, you let me think about it? James, I want to die with you."
"No, our relationship is not that good." James said with a smile, "Is there any gentler way to make Cyril calm down a little?"
The Real Madrid captain retrieved the bright purple underwear that day from the chair. In front of everyone, he didn't shy away from taking off the original pair and put on this pair of bright purple underwear.
Alan was still in his body, and a big bird flew in front of him, so he quickly closed his eyes, not daring to look at him more.
James didn't notice what was wrong with his body, opened his eyes after a while, shook his head and said: "Our shorts are white, you... no wonder people say we are the Royal Gay team, it is because of you This captain's underwear!"
"Nonsense." The captain of Real Madrid definitely won't take the blame, "It's obviously because of you guys who don't want to get married and have children. You alone, Cyril, Lambert, there are several others in the team, and they don't fall in love. They have girlfriends and hang out with each other all day long, that's why they found reasons and excuses to slander us like this. I said you...except you, you all look good, your height is up to standard, and you have abs, top-notch Players in the league are rich, so why don't you find a beautiful girl to date with such a good condition? Huh?"
This is also something that everyone finds strange. Some people are still analyzing whether there is a problem with Real Madrid's feng shui. If they are good-looking, they will become single dogs.Some people secretly speculate whether it is because James has always been single, so he can't bear the sight of those good-looking teammates on the team falling in love... Or maybe James has a dark heart, abducting these high-quality and handsome men back to Real Madrid from all over the world, and then Intent to occupy these beauties.
Anyway, the Royal Gay team is half due to David and half due to James.
"It doesn't matter to me if they don't fall in love?" James was annoyed, "It's because your underwear is too sexy!"
"Obviously you took the lead not to fall in love!"
"It's you!"
"It's you!"
"Pooh!"
The two quarreled a few words, punched each other a few times, and then sat down together and reconciled as before.
"Cyril is smart, knowing that you are backing him, he dares to do anything." David said, "As long as you ignore him for a few days, he will cower like a dog."
"Don't." James said, "you are not allowed to say that about him. Well, why should I ignore him? Also, change your metaphor, Cyril is a World Footballer after all, respect it, respect it. "
"Okay. I mean, he is so crazy because you are behind him to support him. If you have a good talk with him, or keep him cold for a few days, he will be more sensible. Just like the time before, you I kicked him, although it took him a while to cultivate, but really, I have never seen such a sensible and obedient boy, he is even more obedient than my daughter. If Cyril has always been so sensible and obedient, I would like to Accepting him as my son-in-law is really... even if I am only three years older than him, it's not too bad."
"Now I am very sensible, but I am a little mischievous."
The captain of Real Madrid vomited, "I can't stand you, do you have no place to give your extra fatherly love? Do you think Cyril is your son? Be sober, it is impossible for you to give birth to a son with a face like Cyril's." ! It’s not my own.”
James did not regard Cyril as his son, and now Cyril has become his lover.
James felt a little guilty, "Father's love, what kind of father's love, you talk nonsense. It's useless to ask you, and you don't have any practical suggestions."
"Since you don't want to keep him cold for a few days, you should have a good talk with him." The Real Madrid captain said, "Don't leave me a mess. Cyril is as crazy as you, but not as capable as you , then Real Madrid will be miserable."
Allen knew that James and Cyril were together, and he was a little surprised to see James troubled, but also a little taken for granted.
... After all, James is old, while Cyril is young, strong, enthusiastic and wild. Several times when Alan came over, they were all in bed.If there is trouble, it may be that James cannot satisfy Cyril, right?What is spoiled, what is indulged, it must be because the night life of the two is not harmonious.Allen can understand them. James can't satisfy Cyril physically, and must satisfy him from other places, such as material and spiritual.
After thinking about it, a person came in outside, wearing light blue jeans, a white sweater, wearing earphones, handsome facial features, and a bunch of black curly hair on his head curled up in a very characteristic way.
Here comes Cyril.
The positions of No. 7 and No. 10 are not far away. Cyril put the bag away and swept away the smelly socks around his stool, wrist guards, knee pads and so on.Cyril loves to be clean, so he never sees such mess.
After tidying up, Cyril turned his head to look at James, and found that James was also looking at him, so his face became much better, and he calmed down again.Ask, "Are you full at noon? I didn't see you in the restaurant at noon."
James hesitated for a moment, opened his mouth, and Lambert's words came from behind. "The sandwiches I brought from home that James ate at noon, I made them myself, are all very nutritious and delicious foods. James also said that they are the best sandwiches he has ever eaten."
Oops.
James could tell he was going to throw up from a sandwich tonight.
James quickly yelled to Lambert, "Shut up, it's terrible!"
"But you ate three and burped," Lambert said.
Cyril narrowed his eyes dangerously.
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