[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

Chapter 131 The Sweetheart of America Comes Again 1 Dozen

The hammer could be moved, so Mike started to collect tickets, built a beautiful shed for the hammer, and then there was a sign at the door, the legendary Thor's Hammer!

As long as you can lift this hammer, you can win 100 million meters of gold!

Of course, if tickets are purchased, one person will have to pay [-] meters of gold, and another [-] meters of gold will be paid for the challenge. This is how the money is earned!

People all over the United States are boiling, this is 100 million!

As long as you lift a broken hammer, you can easily get 100 million meters of gold!

It's like money falling from the sky!Go!

Mike felt that it was more profitable than selling lottery tickets. Things like lottery tickets are invisible and intangible, but this hammer, just put there, anyone can have a chance.

On the first day of the opening, there was a sea of ​​people, which almost overwhelmed the venue. Fortunately, the S.H.I.E.L.D. where Mike works sent countless security personnel, so that these people could only line up obediently.

This lively scene is simply unprecedented.

Looking at the increasing amount, Mike was overjoyed with the value, jokingly, could such a small amount of money be able to make up for the direct loss of his man caused by Rocky?

This is just the beginning, why is it just the beginning, and it is still using Thor's hammer to make money, who made Loki the younger brother of Thor, even if it is not his own, it is his brother's responsibility to adopt it.

Who asked your father to raise such a bear thing, let alone Odin himself, who threw Thor's Hammer on the earth, thinking that the earth's garbage recycling bin?

Now it's called garbage collection fees, more so, Mike needs this broken hammer to lure Loki.

Doesn't a certain god want to replace Thor?

If he can't get Thor's Hammer, how can he replace it?

As long as this guy dared to come, he asked the captain to strangle him to death. Even Dr. Banner was invited by Mike. Poor kid, he refused at first because he was worried that he would go berserk.

It was Mike who found the black widow and persuaded Dr. Banner.

Mike said proudly that he didn't have to worry about smashing things, and taught Banner a full set of yoga techniques.

As early as the establishment of S.H.I.E.L.D., Mike also established S.H.I.E.L.D. Claims Company, which is mainly responsible for paying for all damage caused by S.H.I.E.L.D. agents during their missions.

Count on the government to give you money, stop making trouble...

It's like the so-called gods destroyed the city, but they didn't dare to ask for a dime of compensation, so what's the use of you? !

Every time Mike sees the thing on his lover's chest, he gets angry and vows to give Loki a little color. It is impossible to kill him. If he is not careful, it will trigger a war between the earth and those gods, and the loss outweighs the gain up.

A small punishment is still okay. If Loki is really caught, they just need to say lightly and bring him back to God's Domain for punishment, and they will have to let him go.

Thinking about it will be very aggrieved, as for how to punish Loki.

Oh, the ultimate mystery!Close the little black house! !

Whenever you are honest, you will be released. Back then, the roadblocks were so well-behaved and obedient.

Now we just need to wait for an opportunity, an opportunity to catch Loki. As for Thor, as long as this guy is not smart enough, Thor's Hammer will not kill him at all.

It feels like this Thor, if it wasn't his father's own, would have been killed by Loki countless times, right?

This IQ is simply worrying...

Mike still sent two agents to watch Thor, at least not let him be played to death by Loki.

In fact, Mike has always felt that the girl who has sex with Thor must be blind, or she must be stupid in reading.

It's no wonder that such a guy who has no other advantages other than breasts and eats soft food actually likes him!

Tucao is Tucao, other girls are willing, but he can't help it.

Looking at Tony again, I instantly felt that my eyesight is really good, and it would be even better if the light bulb on my chest could be removed.

Even sleeping with the lights on at night is just too bad.

You don't like it when it's on, but if it's off, it's too scary, because when the light goes out, Tony hangs up too...

Now, whoever is more patient will win the final victory.

Mike has plenty of time. He can wait 50 years for the progress bar of the task, let alone waiting for a so-called god.

It is better to say that it is a god than an alien with some power.

There may be no way to deal with gods, but it is not impossible to deal with people, even aliens.

It can be seen from Mike watching the two movies of Thor's mental retardation that the so-called gods can also be killed.

With the skills they have mastered, Mike believes that killing God is not a problem, especially after Tony wakes up, he has the memory of Megatron.

In comparison, he is considered lucky. Every time Sean wakes up after knocking the back of his head, he has memories of several lifetimes. Only twenty years or so is not bad. Megatron has millions of years of memory. Mike felt terrible thinking about it.

Fortunately, after Sean left the game, he didn't remember anything, except for some inexplicable skills.

Ignorance is happiness, Mike thought enviously.

Seeing a person pay the money and then go to lift the hammer, and then walk away dejectedly, I am not reconciled. Those who want to try again are coaxed away by the people behind, and each person only has one chance.

That's it, there are still many people rushing here, and even driving here without sleep.

such a pity……

No one can lift it as easily as Steve, not even the black widows have that kind of overreaching behavior.

But, why hasn't Loki appeared yet?

Mike didn't wait for Loki, but he waited for...Thor.

Well, it's Thor, who is similar to an ordinary person. He is mixed in the crowd, and he probably took his girlfriend's money to come here to try his luck.

only……

If you are asked to pick it up casually, is it still called punishment?

Mike just watched Thor hold Thor's Hammer in his hand, and then he tried his best to move, but he couldn't move a millimeter.

At this moment, Hawkeye caught a person's expression, that kind of contemptuous expression, not like that of an ordinary spectator, and he immediately shot an arrow at that person.

Just when it was about to hit, Loki noticed it, and disappeared out of thin air in the next second.

What a pity……

However, Mike didn't even think about catching this god once, and soon the commotion from the crowd was subsided, and the frightened people were allowed to have two chances, which made those people happy.

It is completely incomprehensible that what these people are happy about is something that cannot be lifted anyway.

"Boss, how am I doing?" Hawkeye hurriedly came to Mike to claim credit. He followed Mike's instructions strictly and found Loki's disguise.

"Not bad, go back and ask them to give you another upgrade." Mike nodded, expressing his satisfaction with Hawkeye's performance.

"Good boss." Hawkeye said happily.

"It seems that this Loki will appear again, and, Hawkeye, you have to be careful. If this guy appears, he will probably target you. This so-called god is very careful." Seeing Hawkeye's appearance, Mike couldn't help it. Remind said.

"Understood the boss, I'm not so easy to deal with." Hawkeye is the number one sharpshooter of S.H.I.E.L.D., and his temper is also very arrogant.

"Don't be alone, I don't want to send the widow to wake you up." Mike didn't care about this guy, and directly moved out of the black widow and said.

"No... Natasha hurts from the fight." Hawkeye's expression froze suddenly, and he said that he was in a bad mood.

"Huh? Have you tried it?" Mike asked suspiciously. After all, if you haven't experienced it yourself, you shouldn't have such a profound experience, right?

Even if a big man like Hawkeye was beaten, he couldn't admit it in front of the boss. He shook his head and denied it, "No, just look at it. I was on a mission with her before."

"Okay, you go down." Mike waved his hand, but unfortunately, he couldn't gossip.

Hawkeye quickly ran away, as if there was a vicious dog chasing after him, Mike was speechless, and he wasn't prepared to ask the other party carefully, as for being afraid of this?

After a while, another person came, of course it was Tony. He stood on a high place and looked at the lively scene below and said, "It should be almost the same in these two days?"

"The person who came to lift the hammer should be about the same time, let the captain go to the final end of the performance." Mike said that the time is almost up.

"It's rare that you are willing to give up this money-making cash cow." Tony asked in surprise based on how well he knew Mike.

"It's good to make money, but I don't want my insurance company to lose everything in the end." Mike couldn't help but roll his eyes. It's true that making money is important, but what if you lose it all at once?

He is not stupid, the account is still clear.

Therefore, sometimes, when it is broken, it is broken, there is no need to hesitate, there are many opportunities to make money.

"How?" Tony asked, turning to look at Mike.

"I want to know that Loki is so vengeful, and Thor is still here, can he let Thor go, and wait for him to recover? Of course he wants to take advantage of his illness to kill him." Mike said blankly, if Luo Base uses a weapon with great lethality. If the people here are implicated, it’s okay if they don’t die, but what if they all die?

Thinking about how many people there are here now, all gathered from all over the country, in order to make a little money, with such a big loss, he just wants to compensate the amount, he doesn't want to continue, it's better to end it as soon as possible.

"It's true, as long as Thor is here, Loki can't leave. My revenge can finally be avenged." Tony said with a grim expression, yes, he has never suffered such a big loss when he grows up. , especially after being injured and remembering the previous memories, the whole person can't get better!

"Don't worry, my people, how can they be bullied casually." Mike said arrogantly to Tony.

"Honey, you are really a boyfriend!" Tony's eyes lit up when he heard Mike's words, and he expressed that he was very grateful.

"That's necessary, but don't forget to promise me." Mike glanced at Tony's chest, but unfortunately he didn't see the chest muscles, but saw a blue light bulb, annoying!

"Huh?" Tony lowered his head following Mike's eyes, obviously he already understood what Mike meant, and he was just playing dumb.

"Pectoral muscles, you know." Mike wasn't afraid to speak out, and wanted to establish a relationship?It’s ok, if you train your chest muscles, you don’t need a D, you have to have a C, right?

"How much resentment do you have for your pectoral muscles?" Tony said with a speechless mouth twitching.

"If you don't agree, can I think about it?" Mike didn't feel embarrassed at all, pinching Tony's chin and said, "Manly man, one spit and one nail, and you must keep your word!"

"Muscles don't grow with a bang, you have to give me time." Tony said helplessly. He has started exercising recently, but is it so easy to grow chest muscles?

"Who said the muscles didn't come out with a pop?" Mike looked at Tony with a half-smile and asked back.

"..." Seeing Mike's expression, Tony felt bad, and soon thought of a possibility, "You don't want to tell me, the captain's breasts..."

"Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes. Do you want me to go back and find you the captain without a chest?" Mike said that his cousin had a dry body without even fat before the serum injection.

"There are still such photos?" Tony just felt amazing, Mike's collection hobby is too strange.

"Yes, my cousin was not born with a D cup." Mike said, what kind of eyes, he kept all the family photos, okay, the hobby is strange! "That incomplete version of the super serum, who would have thought that it would have a breast enhancement effect."

"That's called muscle...not breast enlargement." Tony weakly corrected Mike.

"It's about the same." Mike waved his hand indifferently, anyway, it's about the same.

The captain was soon called by Mike to show the miraculous event of lifting the little hammer.

Mike watched from above, and saw that Steve was wearing ordinary clothes, and he was a little bigger than others. He was dressed in a standard otaku style, with a T-shirt and plaid shirt, which didn't look very conspicuous.

"Big man, do you want to come up and have a try too?" The paid staff (agent) said to Steve with superb acting skills, as if he had never known Steve.

"Yeah." Steve wore a peaked cap, nodded, and didn't say much.

"Pay the money and go up by yourself." The toll collector stretched out his hand and said with an expression of being rich and easy to do.

Steve paid the money honestly, and then went up to the stage. At this moment, the cameras around him were all facing the hammer tightly, but no one was in front of the camera, because no one could lift the hammer these days. The enthusiasm for shooting this thing gradually disappeared.

It was such a time that no one paid attention to it, and there was no photographer following him. Steve raised the hammer silently, and his peaked cap perfectly blocked most of his face.

Everyone couldn't react, they were almost stupid, okay!

Just being lifted up by an ordinary nerd? !

The host, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., took a step forward, raised Steve's free hand, and shouted into the microphone, "This contestant!!! Raised it! Quake!!!"

"Roar!!!" All the audience were shocked!God!So many days!Someone really can lift Thor's Hammer! ! !

Many photographers regret that their stomachs are almost green, and they didn't get a close-up of the moment when they raised the hammer! !

So many days of waiting in vain!

I didn't take any good pictures, and I didn't take any faces...

"Sir, you can not only get the legendary Thor's Hammer! You can also take away a bonus of 100 million gold!!!" The host continued to shout loudly, thinking in his heart that he is worthy of being an idol! ! !Great! ! !

With enthusiasm, someone finally raised the broken hammer. Those who came here to try their luck can finally go home. After all, both the prize money and the hammer have already been won.

All of a sudden, this place became extremely deserted, and the nearby small town also returned to its previous bleak business.

But after earning for so long, there must be a lot of fat sheep slaughtered.

There are overwhelming reports in the United States that the unnamed gentleman raised the legendary Thor's Hammer and won a million prize.

"Brother, you're famous." Mike couldn't help smiling when he saw Steve came back with Thor's Hammer in his hand and a huge check in his other hand.

"Did you do it on purpose?" Bucky couldn't help it anymore, jumped out and said to Mike.

"Why, do I look like such a boring person?" Mike blinked innocently, as if it really had nothing to do with him.

"You are." This trick is not bad for people who don't know Mike, but Bucky has been with this guy for decades, how could he not see it.

"Hey, Bucky, do you still want the best plums?" Mike yelled unhappily.

"It's not rare." Bucky is not willing to compromise at all on the issue of meeting a good friend.

"For good friends, you don't even love plums?" Mike looked at Bucky in surprise, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Well, I did it on purpose, because I want to draw out the soul that hurt Tony. light!"

"You already have a goal?" Steve and Bucky's attention turned to this, they were the ones who went to rescue Tony, and they also knew that Tony was tricked a little bit hard that time, almost staying there with his life.

It is not incomprehensible that Mike wants to avenge Tony.

Even if they are, it is impossible to watch Tony's injury and not avenge the child. Even if they are not as close as Mike and Tony, they are Howard's youngest son after all, and Howard's son is also their son. (Tony: Hey, who are you taking advantage of!)

"Actually, Hawkeye almost shot him that day." Seeing that Bucky calmed down, Mike said again immediately.

"So you're sure that this person's target is Thor's Hammer?" Bucky looked at Mike and asked.

"No." Mike shook his head and said, but Bucky interrupted him before he finished speaking.

"No?" Bucky said loudly with a look on his face that you're making fun of me again.

"His goal has always been only one, and that is Thor." Macbeth glanced at this guy, can he not be so impatient?

"Thor? Are you kidding me? That's just a character that only appears in mythology." Bucky couldn't help but said, they are the best killer agents on Earth, but they never expected to meet God one day?

Don't be kidding, you must know that there are not tens of thousands of gods on the earth, but there are thousands of them, right?

Suddenly someone tells you that God actually exists, how would you feel?

It is estimated that the other party will also feel that the other party is teasing you.

"Do you think I'll be joking about this?" Mike raised his eyebrows and looked at the other side and asked back.

Bucky quickly thought that it was impossible for Mike to make such a foolish joke, so is there really a god?

"Don't rush to ask questions, listen to me first, you are so old, why are you always in such a hurry?" Mike said unceremoniously, "God or something, I think they are what they call themselves, and they are not like the gods in the myth. As far as I know, they should be more advanced aliens than us, but their lifespan is much longer than ours, and of course, their technology is also much more advanced than ours. "

"If that's the case, can we beat them?" Steve asked suspiciously.

"It's not them, it's just him." Mike corrected Steve's words and said, "This god is called Loki, who is Thor's younger brother. He thinks about doing things every day. The biggest goal is to get rid of his brother and replace him."

Having such a bad brother is also the bad luck of Lei Shen for eight lifetimes.