sit and wait

Chapter 117

Regarding how to give Rong Xisui a serious yet lively, serious and unique confession, Yan Juntao urgently consulted all the people around him who could.

Different people gave different answers, and even the giant whale boy who took Yan Juntao and Rong Xi to Huang Zengtian and didn't know where to play, came back to actively offer advice.

Well, the giant whale boy didn't come back because he wanted to offer advice, but because he picked up a lot of stones on the road. After observing and found that other Twolegs liked these stones very much, he specially brought them back to Yan Juntao.Because of this, knowing that Yan Juntao was planning a "courtship", he stayed an extra day to come up with ideas.

"Put aside the matter between me and Rong Xisui," Yan Juntao raised his forehead, facing the fairy stones that were so many that he could swim in them, he looked at the giant whale boy with a little worry and said, "How did you pick up these? "

The giant whale boy chirped cheerfully for a long time under the blue sky, but Yan Juntao couldn't understand.

No way, the giant whale boy can only start to perform for Yan Juntao, expressing in the form of pantomime.It first wandered around in place, which means it was playing carefree outside; then, it stopped suddenly, which means someone stopped it; and then it started "fighting" with Yan Juntao, which means someone wanted to hurt it; Finally, it opened its mouth wide to frighten the opponent...

Yan Juntao followed the train of thought of the giant whale boy little by little, and motioned for the other party to continue. The giant whale boy is fine, and those who had the accident were those who were frightened by the giant whale boy.

"How are they?"

The giant whale boy flipped his big body covering the sky and the sun in the air, with his belly turned upside down, slapped his big tail twice, and then stopped.The meaning is the simplest - those bad guys are dead~

As for how the bad guy died, Yan Juntao didn't really want to know, he just flew up into the sky, raised his hand and stroked the giant whale boy for a long time.Its body is always slippery, but it does not have the slippery feeling of aquatic creatures, and it feels particularly good.The giant whale boy himself also likes to be stroked by Yan Juntao. The only pity is that Yan Juntao's hands are too small, too small, and can't cover half of its eyes.It raised its head slightly, coquettishly.

Yan Juntao felt distressed: "Are you scared?"

The giant whale boy let out a long hum, he must have been frightened, these two-legged beasts are really terrifying!

Rong Xi said on the sidelines that he didn't see it at all, okay?With such a big body, it will be frightened if it robs all the bad guys who want to rob him?But Rong Xi didn't say anything, but went back to study hard behind closed doors under the signal of Yan Juntao's eyes.It gave Yan Juntao and the giant whale boy enough time for the family affection between the "brothers".

Yan Juntao worriedly installed several layers of protection on the giant whale boy, and he did not forget to give the giant whale boy a jade tablet engraved with his own stone pattern, and repeatedly emphasized to it that you should first give the jade tablet when you meet someone. The cards are shown to the opponent.

The other party didn't necessarily know that the jade plaque decorated with stone 蕖 patterns represented Yan Juntao, but he definitely knew that it represented a Highness.

An idle fairy, as long as he is not the vicious kind, will not easily form an enmity with a Highness.

The giant whale boy readily agreed.

Then, the topic returned to "courtship" again.The giant whale boy can't speak human words, but he is very good at expressing emotions. He can't stand loneliness for a moment. He is a typical talking whale.

The giant whale boy brought Yan Juntao overwhelming marine life, like heavy rain, but a lot of rainwater was seafood.The color and shape are special... Whatever you want.After the seafood rain, the giant whale boy was still circling and buzzing around Yan Juntao, trying to teach Yan Juntao how to do the courtship dance in only a short time.

Yes, although the group of giant whales where the juvenile giant whales are located is dominated by female whales, it is still the male whales who take the initiative to court each other when they are in estrus.

Even if the juvenile giant whales do not have the imprint of racial talent, they have already seen all kinds of courtship in the group. Some male whales who do not give up can pursue an excellent female whale from the estrus period until the estrus period ends. The estrus period will continue.All in all, very persistent.

The giant whale's main courtship method is similar to that of animals in nature, mainly reflected in three aspects:

One, the ability to hunt.

Second, build a love nest together.

Three, dance.Not only to dance, but also to sing.

Yan Juntao thanked the Enthusiastic Whale for their active help, and carefully analyzed the method of chasing girls that has been passed down from generation to generation within the giant whale group. I have to say that this is very similar to humans.

The ability to hunt = financial power + force;

nest = house(fixedasset);

Dancing = sense of humor and hobbies.

In addition, giant whales can communicate, but the way they communicate is not by speaking human words, but it still shows a strong social nature...

Yan Juntao felt that following this line of thinking, maybe the next owner of Yuanhui would be a group of giant whales.

After teaching Yan Juntao, the giant whale boy who loves to go out alone bid farewell to Yan Juntao again, flew out of Huang Zengtian, and jumped randomly to explore the world he didn't know.

At the same time, Yan Juntao's letters of asking for advice by casting nets everywhere and focusing on fishing finally received responses one by one.

The ones who came the fastest were Physician Lin and Young Master Yang.

Physician Lin, a big man with a completely opposite personality in appearance and letter writing, expressed his surprise at this matter in three full pages, and persuaded Yan Juntao to be careful with four pages, and the last three pages were all kinds of immortals he actively recommended. Excellent young man, encouraged Yan Juntao to broaden his horizons.In short, it was clear that the doctor Lin looked down on Rong Xisui.

For the first time, Yan Juntao really realized that his brother Physician Lin really didn't like Rong Xisui.

Doctor Lin felt so sincerely that Rong Xi was not good enough for his younger brother.To put it bluntly, the pervert understands the pervert, the doctor always feels that he is not suitable for starting a family, and he doesn't think that Rong Xisui has that ability.

Of course, in Gong Ziyang's letter, Physician Lin intervened again, taking up a lot of space to explain, if Yan Juntao must be tolerant, he would also bless him.

In this letter belonging to Gong Ziyang, there is only a poor corner of the part that is really left for Gong Ziyang to write.It is full of petite lowercase letters, neat and clear handwriting, all kinds of confession scenes that Gong Ziyang had racked his brains to think of, it can be said that he was very careful.To sum it up, it is how grand, how grand, how beautiful, how to come.

Gong Ziyang also attached with the letter a elixir that can produce various effects, similar to fireworks that can be lit in the sky in the shape of a peach heart.Young Master Yang generously expressed to Yan Juntao that if Yan Juntao didn't like these things, he could also customize something else for Yan Juntao. As long as Yan Juntao could say it, he would be able to research it for Yan Juntao.In the end, he sincerely wished that Yan Juntao could get what he wanted, and please don't tell the doctor Lin Zhi about his "collaboration with the enemy and traitorous country".

Writing this under the nose of the doctor is simply an espionage war without gunpowder.

Then there was the letter from head Zhao and others. The reason why it came was a bit slow because it was not a letter, but a huge package. Classmate Gong Baobao led a group of black and gangster-like guards to personally deliver the letter. Escort.

After finishing the year-long commemoration of the pen-cultivating sage, Gong Baobao received special approval from his senior brother to rest for a while, so he gave these packages to Yan Juntao on the way out to play.By the way, he also brought some not-so-good news: "I seem to have seen Xiaoyaosheng outside Huang Zengtian."

Xiao Jianren, born in Xiaoyao, is a famous lover in the heavenly world, with countless confidante, from the princess who went up to the heavenly palace down to the little fairy who just flew to the fairyland, he can win the favor of a beautiful woman in a very short time, and then...

In a very short period of time, he got tired of playing with the other party, and directly abandoned it in a grandiose manner.

The most amazing thing is that most of these abandoned women will not hate because of love, but want to beg Xiaoyaosheng to turn back.

Xiao Yaosheng can be regarded as the least decent disciple of the famous school, but he is walking the most masculine way.Now he has half left Tianyan Xianzong, and has plans to establish his own family outside, but before he completely announces his separation, he is still the face of Tianyan Xianzong.

Now, this face of Tianyan Xianzong is jealous of another face (Qianxing Xianzun), which completely embarrasses Tianyan Xianzong.

"Your father is really kind." Gong Baobao said, "Immortal Master Qian Xing is the younger brother of Empress Dongfang, and he protects her like eyeballs."

"Because his new lover is the Eastern Empress." Yan Jun searched the memory of his previous life, and soon found the trajectory of Xiaoyao's life during this time.

When Yan Juntao came out from Xiao Luotian before, the reason why Xiaoyaosheng didn't come to recognize his son was because he was trapped in a secret place.That secret realm was the tomb of a fallen ancient sage, and inside it was something that the Eastern Empress needed most for her cultivation, and it was for that thing that Xiao Yaosheng was imprisoned.He was nice to women, that was really nice, and he did everything he could.

"!!!" Gong Baobao's eyes began to flash with the excitement of "there is another good show", but because the person involved is the father of Yan Juntao and Physician Lin, he didn't want to be too obvious .

Yan Juntao didn't care about it, he shrugged and reminded Gong Baobao: "There will be big ones."

Xiaoyaosheng is ruthless towards women, and he is really ruthless. The Oriental Empress is a typical example. She thinks that she will become Xiaoyaosheng's last term. As a result...

It's not that Yan Juntao didn't warn the Eastern Empress in his previous life, and he even went out of the gate to persuade the Eastern Empress not to be fooled.

But the Eastern Empress wanted to bring Yan Juntao and Xiaoyao's father and son together. Yan Juntao knew that the Eastern Empress had good intentions, but he made up his mind from then on and never cared about her family's messy affairs.

"Anyway, be careful," Gong Baobao said, "I suspect that Huang Zengtian got the news that you were here when Xiaoyao was born."

"He can't get in." Xiaoyaosheng has been banned from all the places where the female fairy can be pregnant. He is a man who can be protected by several heavenly emperors at the same time.

Then, Yan Juntao began to read the letters that Gong Baobao brought back.

There are those from the head of Zhao, as well as the "Gourd Brothers" of the head of Zhao, and of course there are Mrs. Yan, Master Yan and a series of people from the Yan family. Together with its Jade Chicken Dad, they introduced a way of confession that was particularly popular in their era.

Zhao's head is the most normal answer among them - find a nice place, choose a suitable time, and bring a gift that the other party will like.

The gourd brothers are basically the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers.Some said why Yan Juntao should take the initiative, and Rong Xisui should take the initiative, "In this way he will be completely controlled by you"; some also said that it is good for Yan Juntao to take the initiative, because a man can't wait for another man to confess; and He said that he was relying on his own ability alone, and he was afraid that it would be a waste of help, so he supported him mentally.

The most amazing thing is Zhao Zhao, the elder brother of the head of Zhao, and his Taoist companion, the Northern Heavenly Emperor. These two probably originally wanted to write a letter together to show off their affection, but in the end they wrote...

It started to quarrel.

On the letter paper, you come and go to each other so happily, you completely regard the letter paper as a diary of each other's exchange, and even dug out the old story of how the Northern Heavenly Emperor "cheat" Zhao Zhao back then.But on the last page, the quarreling and inexplicably reconciled couple told Yan Juntao that a life without a big fight with their lover would not be complete.

Yan Juntao had only one thought after watching it, it is difficult for honest officials to break up housework, I wish them happiness.

The Yan family’s is even more interesting:

The wives and concubines faction headed by Princess Jingzhen expressed their feelings for Yan Juntao: "You must not find someone with a lot of backyards! Absolutely! Otherwise you will be mad! Of course, if Tao Tao wants to have a backyard, that is another It’s a way of saying it.” It’s such a double standard!

The brothers and sisters faction headed by Yan Ruyu said: "Brother Juntao, you are so nice, just open your mouth and wait for the other party to bow down, how could he not like it?!" No one in this world can refuse our second brother, thank you!

Mrs. Yan didn't have any idea, but once again asked Yan Juntao warmly about his basic necessities, and finally said: "You can do whatever you like. I believe that if you like it, Xi Sui will like it too." Although the words are true. , but Yan Juntao always felt that his mother treated him a little negatively.

Master Yan is the most straightforward: "You are still a child, why are you going to start a family?!!!"

Master Yan, who is not particularly high in emotional intelligence, almost yelled "Daddy disagrees".

But in the end, Master Yan and Mrs. Yan still wrote another paragraph at the end of the letter together, don't be blinded by love, you should read more.

Obviously, the couple had something to say.

Yan Juntao recalled the memory of Mrs. Yan's final break with the Demon Lord of Strength in her previous life, and boldly guessed that perhaps the image of Demon Lord of Strength in this life collapsed faster than in her previous life.I don't know why, but it's a good thing.Yan Juntao really didn't want Mrs. Yan to waste most of her life on a scumbag like Luli Mozun.

Master Yan's awakening was within Yan Juntao's expectation. He had more of an obsession with the Demon King of Strength, which was not considered love. After the longing was shattered, the obsession would naturally disappear.

Almost all the people around Yan Juntao belonged to the state of wishing Yan Juntao and Rong Xisui even though they were reluctant, but for Yan Juntao's sake.There are basically no serious ideas.

The only thing that really plays a role is Wanfa Immortal Venerable.He didn't know where he heard the news, and he "killed" Huang Zengtian the next day. He insisted on advising Yan Juntao, being the chief planner, and providing strong support.From the choice of venue to the small embroidered accessories on Yan Juntao's body, he paid the utmost attention to everything.

The reason is still the same sentence, he felt the opportunity of his sanctification in the relationship between Yan Juntao and Rong Xisui, and he couldn't wait to catch the last train of death in Dahuang.

When Wanfa Xianzun came to find Yan Juntao, Yan Juntao was substituting for a teacher in the small courtyard next door.

Yan Juntao and Rong Xi wanted to stay in Huang Zengtian for a while, but they wouldn't stay for a long time, and they probably wouldn't come back here again, so they chose to rent a comfortable small courtyard.

Quiet in the midst of hustle and bustle, the geographical location is superior, but it needs to cross a street to be the busiest place with people coming and going.

Those who rented nearby were either honest and sweet Taoist couples who came to Huang Zengtian to prepare for pregnancy, or candidates who were preparing for the exam in Huang Zengtian and could only get temporary status jade slips.

Yan Juntao's next door was rented to a scholar fairy who made a living by running a private "tuition school".

The scholar's surname is Ye. He is a mortal who has never practiced in the lower realm. He takes it as his duty to obtain fame and fortune. Unfortunately, he has failed several times. He has only been obsessed with poetry and painting all his life. He has extremely high artistic achievements and poor emotional intelligence.

At the age of [-], this Ye Shusheng suddenly realized the true meaning of the painting and ascended to immortality.

When Ye Shusheng first ascended to the sky, he was in a daze. He didn't even know why he was ascending, let alone adapting to the status of suddenly becoming a fairy.Looking at his youthful skin and vigorous hands and feet, his first reaction was that he could paint again, and after that, what should he do as a fairy?

Fortunately, Dengxiang Pavilion has set up a special class to tutor these immortals.The students in the class are basically immortals who have ascended to heaven with strange Taoism, the kind of sudden enlightenment, similar to calligraphy and painting, martial arts, etc., are very common, the most amazing thing is a good person and good deeds. Many, moved the Heavenly Dao to directly ascend.

Yan Juntao felt that he and this person must have a common language, and they were both deceived by the merits of heaven.

Although Ye Shusheng failed several times, he passed the General Knowledge Exam of Dengxiang Pavilion after only two exams. It can be said that he is very wise.In the other days of the upper world, he didn't know much about immortals and where he lived, and he didn't know which sect he was suitable to join, so he tried to make an application with Dengxiang Pavilion, whether he could stay here to work after graduation .

Deng Xiange really said that it can be considered. Although their staff are looking for the kind of staff with many hands, but they are not only receptionists, but also a lot of logistical support that needs to be done by ordinary immortals.

In the end, after passing the employee review, Ye Shusheng was honored to become a dedicated worker in Dengxiange.

The logistical work is very easy. Ye Shusheng took on some private jobs in his spare time so that he could earn more fairy stones, and then went out to collect folk songs during his annual leave.In the whole Huang Zengtian, because of the special circumstances, only the employees of Dengxiang Pavilion can occasionally come in and out without restriction.

Ye Shusheng's private job is to open cram schools.

It is not to teach those adult immortals who have tried repeatedly, but to teach various immortals according to local conditions. Children born in Huang Zengtian, education should start from babies.Some immortals don't come to Huang Zeng once or twice to give birth to a child. Generally, when they come to prepare for pregnancy, they will bring the previous child with them by the way.No one cares about the children, so they are all sent to cram schools like Ye Shusheng. Even if they are not good enough to take the exam now, they will always be useful in the future.

Not to mention, the method of rote memorization and surprise exams in the lower realm is especially suitable for the general knowledge exam in the upper realm.After Ye Shusheng gave the underage immortals who had laid the foundation in advance, in the exams after adulthood, the probability of passing the exams for the second and third time was extremely high, which greatly improved Ye Shusheng's teaching reputation.

Up to 16 years old, down to two or three years old, a whole yard of radish heads, shaking their heads with Ye Shusheng every day:

"Pangu opened the world, Sanqing established the sage."

……

"After the dragon, phoenix and demon, the ancient times are over."

Yan Juntao was under the vine tree next door, paired with Huang Zengtian's various weird snacks, and listening to catchy jingles, he was extremely happy.

Because Yan Juntao wanted to be Rong Xi's master, the two masters got to know each other once they came and went, and they often exchanged education experiences, but one taught a group of children, and the other taught his quasi-tao companion.

On this day, there was another exam at Dengxian Pavilion, and the invigilators were short of manpower. Ye Shusheng had to work overtime temporarily and couldn't come back.But the child had already been sent here, and he couldn't leave it alone, so Yan Juntao took the initiative to be a good neighbor and helped Ye Shusheng take over.Anyway, teaching a Rongxi is teaching, and teaching a group of children is also teaching.

The group of children next door have always liked His Royal Highness Yan who lives next door. He has a good personality, no airs, and looks good. The most important thing is that he looks good.

The only one who was unhappy was probably Rong Xisui, but unfortunately his protest had no effect because he had gone for the exam.

When Wanfa Immortal Venerable came up with someone, it was the time when the children were resting between classes.A little fairy boy who had just arrived a few days ago was timidly and furtively trying to touch the little bell on the little fairy's bun in front of him.

The little fairy and another little fairy at the next table were turning flower ropes. They didn't have much technical content, but the little girl always liked it very much. She didn't notice that the little fairy behind her was just a little bit close to the side of her fairy clothes, and she was already He secretly smiled and bent his eyes, both scared and satisfied.

Immortal Master Wanfa gave a "tsk", and calculated with his fingers, well, this is a natural marriage between childhood sweethearts, so I wish them happiness.

Immortal Venerable Wanfa stepped forward, secretly pulled the little fairy's braid, and then turned around innocently.

The little fairy boy grabbed Wanfa Xianzun angrily: "You, how can you bully a child?"

The little fairy had already turned her head around, not understanding why this good-looking big brother pulled his little bun, the bells were crooked, making it unattractive.She flattened her mouth and looked like she was about to cry.

Wanfa Xianzun hurried forward to apologize, saying that he just thought the little bell was very beautiful, he was caught, he had already learned his lesson, and he would not dare in the future.

The little fairy is kind-hearted, and since the other party apologized, she generously expressed her forgiveness.

But the little fairy boy kept staring at the Wanfa Immortal Venerable anxiously, until he walked away to find Yan Juntao, and then said to the little fairy behind the Wanfa Immortal Venerable: "Don't be afraid, I will protect you."

"Well, you are amazing!"

Wanfa Xianzun draws his lips, a hero saves the beauty, a routine that never goes out of date!