Chapter 21: The Flower Monk's Nest
Chapter 21: The Flower Monk's Nest
On the vast green field, Mo Yue and Ye Xiaoyi enjoyed the happy time of the sky, the vastness of the wild, and the wind blowing the grass and seeing the cattle and sheep, but the whole cultivation world went crazy looking for them.
The two talked about love and practiced at the same time. They lived underwater at night and mixed with sheep during the day to pretend to be sheep.
Ye Xiaoyi and the others prepared to move when the patrols overhead became denser and everyone in the cultivation world began to carry out a blanket search, looking for people inch by inch.
Ye Xiaoyi asked Mo Yue: "Where can I avoid being searched?"
Mo Yue thought for a while and said, "Valley of the Wicked, Shuang Xiu Island, Brahman, Hell Gate, the sites of the Ten Great Shuras, and Shuang Snake Island."
Ye Xiaoyi hurriedly said: "Wait, wait, I'll take some notes, and you speak slowly."
Mo Yue smiled, and then said slowly: "There are a group of flower monks and evil monks living in the Valley of the Wicked. The cultivation level is generally not high, and only one boss successfully ascended to the real Buddha world 300 years ago, so the Valley of the Wicked is cultivating Buddhism. The world has a place.
The original name of Shuangxiu Island was Flying Fish Island, and it got its name because its terrain resembled a fish.That is the territory of Huanxi Buddha, and outsiders can't easily step into it.Brahman is very mysterious, and it is not a place for people to step into casually.The gates of hell and the territories of the ten major Shuras are extremely evil places, no outsiders dare to step into them.
Shuangsnake Island is the relic of Nuwa, and there is an ancient altar that has been abandoned for a long time, and it is also a place that cannot be entered. "
"Oh, there are so many places to choose from." Ye Xiaoyi decided to roll the dice to choose the next place.If anyone can guess his logic, then he can't help it.
Ye Xiaoyi found a few stones and formed a circle, each stone representing a place.Ye Xiaoyi took off his shoes and flicked them into the circle of stones, but the toe of the shoes pointed to the stone that represented the valley of the wicked.
"Okay, since this is God's will, then let's go to the Valley of the Wicked!" Ye Xiaoyi picked up the shoes and put them back on.
Mo Yue stared blankly, blinked several times, and finally couldn't help laughing and said, "Let's go, let's go to the Valley of the Wicked. You are really a treasure bestowed on me by heaven!"
Ye Xiaoyi walked forward without looking sideways, but stretched his hand to the side to pinch Mo Yue's ear: "Stop talking nonsense."
"Then I'll move around." Mo Yue walked forward without looking sideways, but with a smile on his face, he reached out to pinch Ye Xiaoyi's waist next door.
"Hey, a gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands..."
The two kept fighting until they reached the border of the Valley of the Wicked.The so-called Valley of the Wicked is a gathering place for a group of deviant Buddhist cultivators.You can't see anything about abstaining from greed, hatred, ignorance, sex, and meat here. The people here are all greed, hatred, ignorance, resentment, alcohol and sex.
Ye Xiaoyi originally thought that Monk Hua in the Valley of the Wicked didn't have a green face and fangs, but also the kind with a fat head and big ears, with big earrings in his ears, that's how it was played in TV dramas.
But when I came to the Valley of the Evil, I realized that the people here are very trendy, and the clothes are definitely the most fashionable and exquisite in the entire Buddhist world.
Buddhists believe that form is illusory, and the important thing is to cultivate the mind and mind.In order to get rid of the greed for clothes and the obsession with appearance, the Buddha Lord shaved his head and wore cassocks.
The people in the Valley of the Wicked are not only full of black hair, but also brightly dressed, and there are beautifully dressed... transvestites everywhere.If it weren't for the fact that there are no women in the Buddhist world, Ye Xiaoyi would definitely suspect that they were women disguised as men.
"So... the great monks call this kind of overly beautiful and overly demonic man a villain?" Ye Xiaoyi gossiped.
Mo Yue laughed and said, "Well, there is a saying in the world of cultivating Buddhism that Monk Hua is a scourge. All you see are Monk Hua, and there are real evil monks in the Valley of the Evil. If you encounter them, stay away."
Ye Xiaoyi nodded, and then became a little worried: "Mo Yue, will we really not be found if we sneak in like this?"
As soon as Mo Yue sneaked in, he tied up the two brothers of the double-faced Buddha.After stuffing them into the Qiankun bag, Mo Yue and Ye Xiaoyi walked around brazenly wearing their appearances, Ye Xiaoyi was very afraid that they would be betrayed when they met acquaintances.
Mo Yue didn't mind at all: "The Double-Faced Buddha is an evil monk from the Valley of the Evil. Others will take a detour when they see them. Don't worry, even if they are discovered, we can just change places."
It seemed that he came here whenever he was worried. As soon as Mo Yue finished speaking, a swaying purple-clothed monster walked over and stopped them: "Hey, who is Ta Tuo? Who is Tu Tuo?"
Mo Yue replied blankly, "I'm Tutuo."
The purple-clothed demon stared at the two identical scarred faces for a while, then clicked, "So you are my brother", and then gave Mo Yue a stick:
"Drink, drink, remember to come to the bonfire tonight."
After all, the purple-clothed monster continued to distribute lottery everywhere.
After the person left, Ye Xiaoyi asked, "Who is that person?"
Mo Yue held Ye Xiaoyi's waist and replied: "He is wearing a ninth-grade purple robe and a purple jade gourd on his waist. He should be Qin Yuan, the blue-faced confidant of the villain Gu San. Let's just go drink at night. We don't have to think about what to say. Mian Buddha always ignores affairs in the valley."
"Mo Yue, why do you know everything?" Ye Xiaoyi felt that Mo Yue was really amazing.
Mo Yue pinched Ye Xiaoyi's tender face and said, "You are too tender. Most of the people here have hundreds of years of cultivation, and their resumes are recorded in the upper world."
"Oh, the Upper Realm is really busy." He also works part-time as a personnel file.
But knowing this, Ye Xiaoyi felt relieved to join in the fun with Mo Yue.Anyway, Mo Yue is in control of the overall situation, so he probably won't let it go.
At the bonfire party in full swing, except for a few flowery monks like Qin Yuan, most of the people present were vicious like the double-faced Buddha.Ye Xiaoyi guessed that this probably belonged to the gathering of evil monks.
At the bonfire party, sitting on the main seat with a beard like Zhong Kui, while drinking boldly, he gave tasks to the villains in various places:
"Go back and check your own territory to see if there are two outsiders who broke in? I heard that these two people have a treasure in their hands. Anyway, if they catch someone, the treasure will be ours. Be careful when you check."
The people below let out a giggle and took their orders.Everyone started talking meat and jokes, drinking and eating meat at the same time.
A drunk man teased Mo Yue: "I said Tutuo, are you tired of hugging each other all the time? There are so many beautiful monks here who don't hug each other. What's the point of hugging your younger brother? Could it be...Tatuo?" Is it more ecstasy there?"
Mo Yue smashed the wine bottle, and a piece flew over, expressionless said: "Say one more word, I'll break your tongue."
The person next to him pulled the drunk man: "Are you drunk? Tutuo doesn't like people talking about Tatuo the most. You think it's too late."
The drunk man was injured by Mo Yue's sharp weapon, and he also woke up, and hurriedly apologized: "Hey, okay, I won't say anything, I'm sorry, I was too drunk just now."
This matter ended, but Ye Xiaoyi became the focus of attention.
Those local bosses who had drunk a lot looked at Ye Xiaoyi with lustful eyes, and walked around Ye Xiaoyi's whole body with suppressed resources.
They found that apart from the scar on Tatuo's face, Tatuo looked fierce, his waist was actually quite thin, his legs were also long, and the piece of skin exposed from the collar was very delicate, which was indeed very attractive.
Those people's eyes were about to take Ye Xiaoyi's eyes off, Mo Yue smashed the stone table in front of him with one palm, and pulled Ye Xiaoyi away: "Let's go, don't eat."
After the two left, those people were still discussing: "Hey, Tutuo is angry. Actually, I have heard about their wall..."
Everyone gathered around to listen to the gossip. The man seemed to be there in person, and he painted a lively, colorful and fragrant scene of witches, mountains, clouds and rain, which made all the evil monks present want to move.
The eldest Zong Xiong among the evil monks threw the wine jar and said, "You say so, I would like to try it with Tata."
The glamorous monk Hua Shuiyue next to him joked about the master: "Tutuo and Tatuo are inseparable, how can you try with Tatuo?"
Zong Xiong, who had a big beard, snorted nonchalantly and said, "The Buddha has his own tricks, just wait and see."
Ye Xiaoyi was taken away from the bonfire party by Mo Yue, thinking that their identities had been exposed.
Ye Xiaoyi said with great regret: "Sure enough, it's better to pretend to be a sheep. I didn't expect that this game of pretending to be someone else would be disguised in just one day."
Mo Yue patted his head, and said to himself, "Who said we're out of order?"
"Didn't you fight someone just now?" Ye Xiaoyi thought that Mo Yue was in a hurry to leave and wanted to run away.
Mo Yue chuckled and explained: "The evil monks in the Valley of the Evil have always been unrestrained. I care about you, the heavenly king, I will caress your face as if you are unhappy. If I endure it, others will think I am strange. Hitting is normal.
I left just to make trouble with them, so that if there is another party, we don't have to attend. "
"So it's like this." Ye Xiaoyi admired, "Mo Yue, you really know a lot. Is there anything in the world of cultivating immortals that you don't know?"
Mo Yue narcissistically said: "There are many things I don't know, but I know more things."
hiss!Really dragging.Ye Xiaoyi felt that this performance was quite exciting.
What's more exciting is yet to come. Zong Xiong, the head of the villain's valley, has really set his sights on Ye Xiaoyi ever since he announced that he was going to engage in Tatuo that night.Zongxiong's trick is to pretend to be Tutuo and get close to Tata.
When Ye Xiaoyi took a bath recently, Mo Yue was strictly prohibited from coming in to add hot water and wipe oil on him.Mo Yue had no choice but to cook dinner for Ye Xiaoyi.
When Zong Xiong found that Tata was taking a bath, but the inseparable Tutuo was not by his side, Zong Xiong said "God help me too" and made a move.
Zong Xiong with a big beard turned into Tutuo with a scar on his face.Zong Xiong took a selfie in the mirror, and felt that his true self was much more domineering than Tutuo, and Zong Xiong would have more confidence when he entered the door.
Zong Xiong walked into the door of the water room with the appearance of Tutuo, put a "卍" sign on the door, and locked the door.
Ye Xiaoyi turned his head, "Why are you in again?"
Zong Xiong was dumbfounded, Ye Xiaoyi changed back to his own appearance while taking a bath, and when Ye Xiaoyi's beautiful face resembling a girl appeared in front of Zong Xiong, Zong Xiong was fascinated...
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