Porridge and side dishes [farming]

Chapter 48 Artificial Hemorrhoids

When Li Ji woke up in the morning, he decided to take back what he said last night. Er Gouzi is not innocent, he is clearly a bad guy!

Especially after the discomfort from a certain place in the back climbed up the tailbone, recalling that Er Gouzi suggested drinking to encouraging him to get deer whip wine last night, everything was calculated.

When he got up from the bed, his body was embarrassingly stiff, and Li Ji looked around, but there was no one there.

The kang was burning hot, covered with a quilt, and covered with a mattress, and picked up all the food from last night.Looking up, the vegetable seedlings on the window sill still have water droplets, which have just been watered.

Where did the bastard go.Li Ji wanted to wake up and was in severe pain, so he simply crawled back into bed, the left and right quilts were so warm, he still couldn't bear to get up.

After lying down for a while, Er Gouzi came in, holding in his hand Li Ji's favorite food, Bahao stewed fish, which Er Gouzi also liked to eat.

Smelling the smell of meat, Li Ji's stomach was already empty after tossing and tossing for most of the night last night, and now he is starting to drum.

Li Ji poked his head out from under the quilt.Er Gouzi still had Li Ji's familiar smile on his face. If he said yesterday that Li Ji was uncomfortable looking at him for a day, he would really be gnashing his teeth now.

"Wake up, let's eat."

Li Ji turned his eyes away, he could clearly feel the pain in the awkward position, thinking back in his mind, it seemed that he had heard someone say that he should eat light food when he was bleeding, and his situation should be similar now.

"I can't eat meat." Li Ji gritted his teeth.

"Why?" Er Gouzi looked ignorant.

"Ask yourself." He said something in a bad tone, turned his head away and Li Ji added in a low voice, "Just get some porridge and cold salad, something lighter."

Er Gouzi was taken aback when he heard this, and hurriedly put down the fish and came over to touch Li Ji's head: "Is it cold?"

The last time Li Ji wanted to eat like this was when he was sick, otherwise even if he ate something in the morning, he still ate meat, so why did he say he couldn’t eat it today?

"No." Li Ji panicked with embarrassment. He didn't want Er Gouzi to see him, so he buried his face for a long time and choked out a sentence, "It hurts so much for the first time, eat something light and you'll be fine in two days."

God knows Li Ji's face is really going to burn right now.

Er Gouzi seemed to understand what he said, and reached out to lift Li Ji's quilt: "Let me see."

Li Ji hurriedly grabbed Er Gouzi's hand, and said angrily, "I don't think I'm ashamed enough!"

Er Gouzi didn't understand what he was angry about: "Why are you ashamed? I've touched and touched it, why can't I see it?"

"Why your sister?" Li Ji scolded in a low voice and wrapped the quilt tighter, "You can listen to what I say, don't tell me what's there or what's not. Bring porridge and pickles, I'm hungry .”

Seeing that Li Ji was really going to be angry, Er Gouzi stopped talking and went to get ready.

Li Ji didn't even get up from the kang, so he lay down and ate his breakfast.This frightened Er Gouzi, he wanted to go to Xue Langzhong, this idea almost didn't frighten Li Ji.

"Stop it!" Li Ji, in order to avoid revealing his affair with Er Gouzi, completely dismissed Er Gouzi's idea of ​​finding a doctor with a serious expression, "If you really dare to look for a doctor, don't touch me for a month. , I am anxious, I will go to Westinghouse to sleep and not sleep with you!"

These words are obviously the most deterrent, and Er Gouzi became honest in an instant.

Is there any benefit after being eaten and wiped clean?Yes, Li Ji was lying on the kang in the bright and bright day without doing anything, thinking of something to tell Er Gouzi, being served by Er Gouzi was quite comfortable.

Er Gouzi is busy working inside and outside the house, and the family has a lot of animals, so they need to feed them.There was another prey from the wolf at the door, and it had to be skinned and stewed and sent back to the mountain.

Usually two people do it, so it is not very tiring. Now Er Gouzi does it alone.Er Gouzi has good physical strength, and he won't be tired after a day's work, but he is not tired. Li Ji looks tired.

Although it was a bit of vengeful pleasure, Li Ji felt really distressed seeing Er Gouzi's busy work inside and outside the house.

Li Ji himself is not really angry with him, the entanglement between the two of them on the kang is a matter of your love and my wish.Li Ji just didn't want to admit that he was ashamed.In his eyes, a man's virginity should be something to show off.But this broken place is not the same as normal...

Li Ji himself was tossing and turning on the kang, and sometimes he sucked in the cold air because of the pain in the back wound.

Li Ji didn't know how Er Gouzi knew how the two men got on the kang, but he only knew that maybe the reason why the men didn't allow them to be together might be this. What kind of man would like to be tossed on the kang and not get off the kang?

In the evening, Er Gouzi finished feeding the pigs and added water for the animals to drink at night, and then asked Li Ji what he wanted to eat at night.

What can Li Ji want to eat?What can he eat now?

"Follow those." Li Ji said reluctantly.

"I don't have strength if I don't eat meat." Er Gouzi persuaded.

Li Ji muttered: "I used to not be able to eat two meals of meat in a year, did I survive?"

This makes sense, Er Gouzi's voice was a little softer, and he asked weakly: "When can we eat meat?"

This Li Ji was also uncertain, and said ambiguously: "In two or three days."

Then both fell silent.Li Ji waited for a long time before Er Gouzi could move, when he looked up and saw the silly boy's eyes were red.

"What's wrong?"

"Did I do something wrong again. Last time I gave you a cold, this time I made you unable to eat meat." Er Gouzi's voice was very low, and the tone of his voice was not quite right. He might cry when Li Ji nodded.

The fucker Li Ji didn't cry, but the fucker was about to cry.

What was even more deceitful was that Li Ji wanted to comfort him.

"Don't make a fuss, it's normal for the two of us to have this kind of thing for the first time, and it will be fine after two days." Li Ji wanted to sit up, but it was really uncomfortable, so he raised his hand and touched Er Gouzi's messy prick. up hair.

Li Ji usually combs Er Gouzi's hair, so it's all well-behaved, but without Li Ji, Er Gouzi's hair will always be a mess.

"Will it be like this the first time?" Er Gouzi repeatedly confirmed.

"You don't even think about it, what size is it?" After speaking, Li Ji's face turned red, and he continued cheekily, "It's all normal, and it will be fine in two days. You should eat and drink yourself, eat more Do you have to do all the work at home to order meat?"

Er Gouzi nodded vigorously.

The intensity of last night kept him thinking about it, but if Li Ji's pain was exchanged for this enjoyment, Er Gouzi would never do it if he knew in advance.

But it's too late to say anything now, and now Li Ji can't get up on the kang.

After dinner, the two of them lay down on the kang, and Er Gouzi stretched out his arms to hug Li Ji, but Li Ji's body stiffened after pulling, making Er Gouzi's face darken.

"Is it very painful?" You can feel it from Li Ji's performance.

Afraid that Er Gouzi would blame himself too much, Li Ji went to comfort him and said, "It doesn't hurt that much, it's just awkward, sleep well, and you'll feel much better tomorrow morning."

When the lights were turned off and the two hugged each other to sleep, Li Ji was still thinking about who was the one who was raped.

When Li Ji fell asleep, Er Gouzi suddenly opened his eyes, took out the fire pocket and lit the oil lamp, lifted the quilt lightly, took off Li Ji's fur trousers, and opened his buttocks to have a look.

Redness and no bleeding.Er Gouzi breathed a sigh of relief, put the oil lamp back, blew it out and went to sleep.

Er Gouzi thinks he doesn't know anyone.

Li Ji hadn't worked much yesterday and went to bed early, Li Ji woke up early, Er Gouzi's eyes opened as soon as he moved, and the first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to ask, "Does it still hurt?"

Li Ji was originally moved, until he moved his body and felt that the little brother was rubbing against the quilt.

Touching down with his hand, the fur trousers were slipped down to his knees, Er Gouzi forgot to put them back on for him last night.

"Did you take off my pants last night?" Li Ji said angrily.

Er Gouzi would not lie, nodded and said, "I'm afraid you'll bleed, but you won't let me see it."

Li Ji took a deep breath and told himself to just treat this guy as an idiot and not get angry with him.

"Go cook." Li Ji turned over and wrapped himself in a quilt, but let alone, it really didn't hurt as much as yesterday.

Er Gouzi hurriedly got up and put on his clothes to cook.

Li Ji raised his body like this for three days until the pain in the back stopped. Li Ji was almost used to this kind of life when he could stretch out his hands to eat and open his mouth.If you don't do anything and lie down on the kang, Er Gouzi can do whatever you want.

Seriously, where can I find such a good thing.

Li Jiren is a bit depraved, but his remaining conscience tells him that he can't bully Er Gouzi like this. Originally, that was what you wanted and I wanted to, so I did everything, so don't be pretentious now that you have raised him well.

Li Ji finally ate his first meal with meat in the past four days, stir-fried diced meat with kimchi, not a lot of meat, but even this made Li Ji's index finger twitch, and he was very satisfied.

Seeing Li Ji's eating, the second dog felt sad, and specially picked meat for him: "Eat more, I haven't eaten meat for several days."

Li Ji said with his mouth in his mouth, "You can't eat too much, it will be fine in two days."

Li Ji had been eating lightly for the past two days, but Li Ji suddenly ate too much greasy food, afraid that his stomach would not be able to take it.After eating, Li Ji walked out of the house to do the yard work with Er Gouzi.

When it was close to noon, Li Ji picked out one of the rabbits and wanted to kill it to make soup for noon, when he heard footsteps outside the door, and looked up to see that it was the village chief.

"Xiao Ji! Is Ergouzi here?" The village chief asked at the door.

"What's the matter?" Li Ji didn't call Er Gouzi out in a hurry, because he was afraid that the village chief was here to make a kiss, so he had to ask first.

"You didn't know when you moved out. A bum (rogue) came to the village! Didn't Zhang Lao Si disappear in Xitou? Just a girl got married and the house was vacant, and a man took it a few days ago. Lai Don’t leave now. You said that if it’s a good place to live, I’ll stay here. Our village is not so exclusive, but people are not serious, and they talk dirty to the big girls and daughter-in-law in the village.” The village chief spoke with anger .

"Then what is Er Gouzi doing?" Li Ji asked.

"Isn't this just thinking about getting Er Gouzi to help drive that hooligan away? I just heard the news yesterday that this man is from a village far away from ours, because he almost raped his wife in that village. He was kicked out because it was not easy to be sent to the government in a village. We can't wait to report to the government after something happens. That bastard looks quite strong, so I wonder if Er Gouzi can go over and do a favor."

The author has something to say: Hahahahahahahahaha~ Yesterday’s seniors were so awesome, they dug out all my foreshadowing.

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Just to clarify, the main line of this article has never changed, that is, farming and daily life. Everything else is a side plot, and there is no such thing as a group to fight monsters.

The drought is just a tragedy of that era, just a passing one.

It mainly depends on the impact of the drought and how people survive the drought~

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In addition, do you like to write this article long or short?

My original setting is to finish with 30 words. The editor suggests that I write a lot, preferably 50 words+

In fact, I can write, after all, I am full-time~

How much do you want?

——[Thank you for feeding]——

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