The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Chapter 26

Bai Hu didn't expect that the guy who molested himself online would come to the store that night.

As soon as the door was opened, the guy whirled into the room like the wind.When he came up, he picked up the white tiger and leaned in front of him to kiss him: "What a cute little cat!"

The white tiger slammed down with one paw, and the man regretted putting him down.

In a blink of an eye, he saw the nine-tailed fox who was practicing yoga on the sofa, and that guy rushed up with a yelp: "Little brother, I love you so much!"

The Nine-Tailed Fox was nimble, and hid behind Ruan Meng with a whoosh, completely unable to see the ghost's tricks.

As soon as Ruan Meng came out of the laboratory, he saw this unexpected visitor at a glance.

His clothes are colorful, his hair is highlighted in green, and his eyes are tired from being gaudy.His behavior is frivolous, and his energy leaks out. At first glance, he is not very clean.

When Ruan Meng looked at that person, that person was also looking at Ruan Meng.

The person he was thinking about was right in front of him, and the ghost was so excited that he wanted to cry.He rushed over with a voice of "Oh", as if to hug Ruan Meng.

Before Ruan Meng could say anything, the tree buds had already pulled out and flung them over.

The se ghost was completely unprepared, and was slapped head-on.He covered his face and sobbed, and he still didn't forget to look at Ruan Meng before his eyes blurred with tears: "Beauty... I'm here to find you..."

In Ruan Meng's house, from the decoration to the residents, everyone likes plain colors.Such a Zhuer who wished to wear all the colors on his body, and wore a big gold chain to show off everywhere, was really eye-catching in Ruan Meng's house.

The se ghost wants to get close to Ruan Meng, but no matter whether he moves or not, as soon as he has an idea, the tree bud will twitch and shake him.

Se Gui doesn't know how to describe the feeling of being whipped, the pain is piercing, but it still feels a little bit better afterwards.

If you bring home a little beauty with this skill, you will feel pain and feel refreshed every day...

Gee!

Thinking of this, Ghost Se couldn't help but express his admiration to Ruan Meng: "Sir, I saw your photo on Weibo. The first time I saw your profile, I knew it, I couldn't escape... oops!"

Before the se ghost finished speaking, he was hit again.

He looked at that Ruan Meng with some grievances, wondering why the other party wanted to slap him because it was just a confession.

Ruan Meng didn't have time to waste energy with him, so he just said coldly: "If you want to buy customized services in our store, then we can talk about business directly. If you just want to chat over bored, sorry, this store does not provide this service .”

I haven't had a good chat yet, so why is there an order to evict the guest?

The se ghost didn't want to leave at all, so he turned his head and said: "Sir, I came here mainly to confess my love. But in fact, I also need to customize a service!"

Brother Hu, the customer service staff in charge, took out the registration book: "Then tell me, what kind of service do you need?"

The se ghost took a while to organize his words, and said, "I want to ask, can we get rid of the birthmark or something that was born here?"

"For birthmarks, laser cosmetic surgery is also acceptable."

Se ghost shook his head again and again: "It's not that kind of thing! Actually, strictly speaking, it shouldn't be considered a birthmark, it's just this..." Se ghost stripped his hair to show Ruan Meng and the others, "This one has been following me since I became a ghost. It's me!"

The se ghost has fair skin and a lot of hair, but his foundation is actually pretty good.But because Tiantian is not like others, the weak kidney essence has become the current listless state.

When he first entered the door, Ruan Meng just glanced at him and didn't want to look at him anymore.Therefore, it wasn't until the ghost picked up his scalp that Ruan Meng discovered that there was actually a knife stuck in his scalp!

It was a two-inch long knife, and because it was inserted obliquely and the ghost's hair was long, it was really hard to see if you didn't pay attention.

For some reason, Ruan Meng suddenly remembered the old saying: Sezi has a knife on his head.

I thought it was an analogy, but I didn't expect there to be a real knife.

"I'm living a good life in the human world now, but I have to be careful not to be discovered by others..."

The whole local government is actively implementing the "Reemployment Policy for Ghosts and Gods", and ghosts naturally don't lag behind.

To be honest, he has molested all the good-looking ghosts in the underworld, and the freshness has long been lost.There are new faces everywhere in the human world, just thinking about it like this, seductive ghosts come to the human world.

Ideal is plump, reality is skinny.

Most of the time, ghosts will pursue beauties when they see beauties, but beauties basically give him a blank look, then turn their heads and say, "Do you have a house? Do you have a car? Do you have money? It's fine if you don't have any of these. What can't be tolerated is that you don't even have a face. So from this point of view, we are really too inappropriate."

If you want to fall in love, make money first.

With this cognition, se ghosts began to work hard in the human world.

But Segui doesn't have a diploma, so he doesn't have the intention to go to school now.Very by chance, se ghosts with full love skills come into contact with online novels.

Looking at the domineering president in the novel who is pampered and petted, Segui thinks for a while, if writing this can make money, then so can he.

Se Gui spent the last bit of money in his hand to buy a laptop in installments, and started his literary journey in the damp basement.

Probably it really is a specialization in the art industry.

A pervert who is not good at other actions has a natural talent for writing novels.

The president he wrote is domineering and ruthless, and the pampering heroine makes people's hearts move.

The prince he wrote is evil, charming and mad, and the tireless singing and singing every night makes people fascinated.

The heroine he wrote has a slender breast and a slender waist, swaying and charming, and looking forward to life.

……

Of course, what people like to talk about most in Segui's writing is that his writing is indescribable.Almost every word can jump out of the textbook level.

Because of writing, Se Gui has become the most controversial and popular romance "female" writer on the Internet.

No one will believe that the author of such a Mary Sue text is a man.

The ghost put all his thoughts on the words, and it seemed that he wanted to fight his way out in the adult literature market.

But in the past few years, the supervision of online literature has become increasingly stringent.

It is impossible to describe anything below the neck, let alone those maglev trains written by se ghosts.

The text of se ghosts is changed, and the lock is locked.

Most of the internet writers around him are undergoing transformation, only the ghosts, writing is indescribable, which makes him very helpless.

"So, do you think your attributes are related to the knife on your head?"

The se ghost shook his head again and again: "Ah? I don't know if Tao has anything to do with it. I just think it affects the appearance, and it doesn't match the color of my body at all..."

Ruan Meng nodded, took the informed consent form handed over by Octopus and threw it to the pervert: "Look at it, this is the possible risks encountered during the operation and the problems that may arise later. If you think there is no problem, sign One word is enough to perform surgery.”

After all, it's a matter of using a knife on the body. The se ghost hesitated for a moment.Holding the informed consent form, he asked Ruan Meng: "Sir, can I go home and think about it before coming here?"

"Of course." Ruan Meng nodded, motioning for the octopus to see off the customers. "If you have any questions, you can consult us online. But I don't want to molested the clerk a second time."

Ruan Meng's tone of voice was very normal, but Se Gui's back felt cold.

He weakly opened his mouth and explained: "Actually, I didn't want to tease the customer service. I thought you were the person sitting at the other end..." As soon as the voice fell, the seductress raised his hand and covered his mouth, thinking that he was looking for someone smoke.

Sure enough, the tree buds that had been quiet for a long time came over as if they were electrified. The se ghost turned around and ran away in fright, but was still touched by the tree bud.

This is the first time Shuya has whipped people so many times, and Ruan Meng has a realization for no reason——

Probably it is, do not like others to get close to themselves.

But it's just a tree bud, can it really have such complicated emotions?

Three days passed, and the ghost still had the cheek to close the door.

In all fairness, he was a little afraid of surgery.But thinking of Ruan Meng's face made his heart itch.

As long as we can see each other again, it doesn't matter if we have more surgeries!

The ghost lying on the operating table looked at Ruan Meng in a daze, thinking that this was the closest he was to a beauty.

Octopus, a part-time anesthesia nurse, was just about to anesthetize se ghost, when a gust of wind flashed in front of him, se ghost was stunned by the tree bud and passed out.

"Don't make trouble." After Ruan Meng said this, he started to help the coloring ghost get the knife.

Octopus shaved the ghost's head while Ruan Meng worked hard on the knife.

Rather than saying that there is a knife inserted, it is better to say that a knife grows out of the brain.

Ruan Meng cut the skull and peeled off the rhizome bit by bit.After the knife was removed, it was thrown into the disinfectant solution for soaking.

Ruan Meng was thinking about stitching up the wound for the ghost, when he thought of something, Octopus pushed the electric shock car.

Using a nano knife, he operated under a microscope to engrave lines of small characters on the se ghost's cerebral cortex.

After suturing the wound, electrodes were given all over his body, and the Tao Te Ching was played regularly.

Bai Hu listened to it and almost fell asleep, so he stayed awake and asked, "Boss, what are you doing?"

Ruan Meng pursed his lips: "You will know soon!"

When the se ghost woke up, he just felt that he seemed to be different somewhere.

He raised his hand to touch his head, which was empty, with no knife or scar.

Standing up, I always feel that my heart is full of faith.

Even when he said goodbye to Ruan Meng, he didn't have any special reaction.

The white tiger and the nine-tailed fox looked at the ghost's leaving figure and looked at each other, not knowing what stimulated the ghost.

A week later, Guancai Bookstore received a comment from se ghost——

I love learning even more: Because of Guancai Bookstore, my thoughts have been sublimated, my life has a general direction, and I am full of fighting spirit every day.

It’s just that recently I’ve encountered a little trouble when I’m hungry. Several people who claim to be beautiful pursue me at the same time, saying that my current personality is so cold and cool that I have no friends.

I think their thinking is very bad, so I immediately pulled them to talk about the core values ​​of socialism.

Finally, with my unremitting efforts, they burst into tears and said that they were wrong.You shouldn't waste your energy on seductive people, and want to follow my steps to build a harmonious socialist society.

By the way, my work has also been included in the textbook because the description conforms to the current core value system.

Very happy, building a country requires our joint efforts.

Bai Hu looked puzzled, and couldn't help asking Ruan Meng, "What did you engrave on his brain?"

Ruan Meng said lightly: "It's nothing, I used 24 words to help him reshape his value system."