The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Chapter 113 1 Deep-fried Sticks

The potato-like egg has been silent since it was cracked into the incubator.

This lay for several months, and no one paid much attention to it.

When Ruan Meng and the others went to deliver the seven little Bifangs, Nine-Tailed Fox hid in the laboratory without wanting to say goodbye.

Just as he was hesitating whether to cry or not, he suddenly smelled a seductive fragrance.

The nine-tailed fox followed the scent and came to the bottom of the incubator.

The "potatoes" inside are steaming and look like they are cooked.

Nine-tailed Fox went to check the temperature of the incubator as soon as he called people. After all, there have been natural phenomena before, and no one can be sure if this is the case.

But Nine-Tailed Fox opened the incubator, checked everywhere and found nothing wrong.

When Ruan Meng and the others entered the laboratory, what they saw was the nine-tailed fox sitting on the incubator and scooping up eggs with one paw.

Yaya has long legs and long hands, and immediately stepped forward to pick up the nine-tailed fox and potatoes.

Everyone looked at the smoking "potato" and didn't know what to say for a while.

Bai Hu moved his nose and couldn't help but said, "It smells so good! I can't help but want to get cumin."

Before it finished speaking, the steaming "Potato" instantly cooled down and lay there motionless, as if dead.

Nine-Tailed Fox looked at Tudou and then at Ruan Meng, scratched his head and asked, "Isn't it true that you roasted yourself? I heard that no matter whether it's a human or a demon, spontaneous combustion may occur!"

"Check and see first." After Ruan Meng said this, Yaya immediately picked up the potato with insight.

After fixing the potatoes and putting them into the inspection equipment, Ruan Meng began to help the potatoes with the four-dimensional color Doppler ultrasound examination.

When the seven Bi Fangs were doing four-dimensional work, they could still see a little bit of a bird.

But when it comes to this potato, you can't see anything.

No one knows what is inside it, whether it is life or death.

Yaya took the potato out of the machine, and asked Ruan Meng, "What should we do now?"

Ruan Meng took a look at the potato and said, "Put it in the incubator to incubate and take a look, and keep an eye on it so that nothing happens again."

Yaya nodded, and returned to the laboratory with the potatoes in her arms.

Ya Ya put the potato into the incubator, adjusted the temperature inside to [-], and watched it for a while before going out.

Sensing that no one was around, the potato rolled in the incubator, and tentatively bumped into the rear glass of the incubator.Seeing that it was useless, it stopped again, and continued to nest in the incubator and pretended to be dead.

"Sure enough, it's alive." Baihu couldn't help but said looking at Tudou in the monitoring screen, this thing seemed to be much more troublesome than the Seven Treasures.

Ruan Meng nodded, noncommittal.

There is no way for Guancai Bookstore to leave the shell.

Everyone is consuming each other, and they have time anyway, and no one knows how to do it by themselves.

Since the beginning of winter, the anger of Guancai Bookstore seems to have encountered a warm current, and it has become tight again.

It wasn't just after discussing how to deal with potatoes that someone rang the doorbell.

The nine-tailed fox ran to open the door, but the white tiger behind him told her to see who it was before opening the door.

Nine-Tailed Fox moved his eyes closer to the cat's eyes, only to see the empty outside, which is the picture of the corridor going forward.

Could it be that I heard wrong just now?

Nine-tailed Fox was about to go back after thinking so, when he heard the doorbell ringing again unexpectedly.

At the same time, Baihu's customer account suddenly came in with a reminder: "I made an appointment with you yesterday for a consultation. I'm afraid I'm outside the door now, can you please open the door for me, sir?"

After watching it, Baihu said to the Nine-Tailed Fox who was closest to the door: "A customer said he was outside the door, so please open the door for him."

Are there customers outside the door?

So it's the customer who knocks on the door, right?

Thinking of this, Nine-Tailed Fox couldn't help but make an approximate height calculation in his head——

If you want to see him from the cat's eyes, your legs should be long enough, so you can see it through the seams of your legs.

Nine-Tailed Fox thought about it and felt that something was wrong, but what he had to do now was not to think but to open the door.

No matter how high it is, don't you know it when you open the door?

"Hey, there's still no one there." Nine-Tailed Fox opened the door to sit and look around, but he didn't see anyone outside, so he couldn't help but say something.

Immediately, a weak voice came, trying to argue: "I've been here..."

Nine-tailed fox looked down following the sound, and saw a golden object lying at the door, and immediately muttered: "Huh, a deep-fried dough stick?"

The flat fried dough stick stood up immediately upon hearing the words, and politely introduced himself: "I'm not a fried dough stick, but a fried ghost!"

The deep-fried ghost came in with a deep-fried aroma. He stood on the floor and refused to sit on the sofa, for fear of dirtying the sofa for Guancai Bookstore.

Octopus stepped forward and spread a thick layer of oil paper on the sofa to separate the sofa. The fried ghost thanked him politely and climbed onto the sofa.

Ruan Meng sat across from You Zhagui, and smiled politely at Zou Zhagui: "Is there anything I can do for you?"

The fried ghost nodded, twisted his body and sighed: "Sir, I heard from a friend that you can customize the service here, right? I want to change my image, I don't want to be so greasy every day, and walk in this world like a fried dough stick."

Fried ghosts are not bad ghosts, but they were used by the family to sacrifice to heaven when they were very young.

It is said that fried ghosts used to be hated, but in the famine years, even their relatives can eat, so it is nothing to fry a child.

The fried ghost's body is fried into black charcoal, and after turning into a ghost, it looks like fried food.

The originally white and tender body turned into a burnt-yellow appearance, and all the limbs and facial features were squeezed together. Doesn't it look like a deep-fried dough stick?

Fried ghosts have lived with this image for many, many years. After the ghosts and gods re-employment policy came out, fried ghosts were also allowed to go out to work.

But who would hire a deep-fried dough stick to do the work?

In this way, the fried ghost has been living on the subsistence allowance given by the underworld.But everyone has dreams, and ghosts are no exception.

One day, when you fried ghosts in Moments, seeing all the ghost friends changed their appearances, they couldn't help being moved, and ran to ask them how they changed.

"My friend said that coming to Guancai Bookstore's customized service changed Guisheng, and I wanted to change too, so I came." Fried Ghost stood up again after saying this, with a pleading tone, "My boss, I am now Can this ghost look be changed? I also imagine that ordinary people are like ghosts, with four senses, instead of fried dough sticks... I am not a fried dough stick in the first place!"

Ruan Meng looked at the crying face of the fried ghost, and said in a voice of relief: "Don't worry, you can become whatever you want when you come to our store. It's just that you are like this, and if you want to become an ordinary human, the process will be very painful. , the cost is also very high. Can you accept these?"

The fried ghost answered immediately: "I have already rolled over the frying pan, so there is nothing to be afraid of. It's just..." The deep fried ghost lowered his voice as he spoke, "It's just that I have been relying on Living on the subsistence allowance, what should I do if I don’t have so much money..."

Baihu took out the loan advertisement issued by Guancai Bookstore from the side, and enthusiastically introduced it to You Zhagui: "It doesn't matter if money is tight, and it doesn't matter if you are a moonlight clan. As long as you have a legal residence certificate from the world, you can apply for our installment repayment service." .It can be ten years, 20 years or 100 years, the method is flexible and you can choose.”

Fried Ghost took the advertisement, carefully calculated his financial ability, and finally asked weakly: "Boss Ruan, can I do the 200-year installment?"

Ruan Meng nodded: "No problem. Here is an informed consent form for surgery. You can sign it if you think there is no problem, and we can start the operation right away."

Until the moment he lay down on the operating table, Fried Ghost felt that all this seemed a little too fast.

He obviously just wanted to come to the door for consultation first and then save money. He thought that he would have to wait decades to save money even for surgery, but he never thought that he would be able to perform surgery like this.

At the moment when the anesthetic was inhaled, the fried ghost was still mentally building himself——

It hurts as long as it hurts, even if you can make a little change, it's worth it!

Looking at the deep-fried ghost like fried dough sticks on the operating table, the octopus didn't know what to do next after being anesthetized.

Ruan Meng, on the other hand, calmed down and asked Octopus: "Has the oil-absorbing facial tissue that you were asked to return earlier arrived?"

Octopus nodded hurriedly: "It's here, I'll go get it right away."

Oil-absorbing tissues are generally used by girls a lot, and Octopus really didn't know why Ruan Meng bought this at first.

After seeing the oil-absorbing facial tissue on the fried ghost, the octopus suddenly realized: "Boss, does this mean to suck the oil out first?"

Ruan Meng nodded and explained by the way: "Yeah. But ordinary oil-absorbing facial tissue can't absorb it cleanly. I added a little super activated carbon to it. Let's go to the next step after the oil is absorbed first."

It took a full five hours to absorb the oil, and the fried ghost that was originally greasy is now browned and looks like dead wood.

"What now?" Octopus asked again.

Ruan Meng glanced at the time, and said to the octopus, "Go and bring some barrels of the fat I refined, and some barrels of whitening injections and hyaluronic acid."

"Good boss."

Ruan Meng turned around, moved his lips and said, "Cinnabar pen."

The instrument nurse, Yaya, immediately picked up a brush and dipped it in cinnabar and handed it to Ruan Meng.

Ruan Meng took the cinnabar pen and started cutting on the Fried Ghost.

He first cut off the limbs and heads, and then began to carve them carefully.

When the octopus pushed something, Ruan Meng connected the fried ghost's body with a catheter again, and began to fill it with fat.

After a humanoid doll was made, Ruan Meng injected whitening needles into it.

Time passed by, and the fried ghost on the bed slowly changed from a fried dough stick to a white and fat doll.

When he woke up and saw the mirror, he covered his face and cried: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

Ruan Meng handed the tissue to Fried Ghost, and said to him: "Your body is not big, so I can't make you bigger right away, I can only make you a one-year-old child's body first. You can accept this." ?"

Fried Ghost nodded immediately: "Yes, I really like this body! It's just..."

"Just what?"

The fried ghost looked at his little arms and legs, and couldn't help sighing: "I'm so young now, what kind of job should I look for?"