The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Chapter 121 A Tasteful New Year

Ruan Meng went out wearing the scarf Ya Ya wove.

As soon as I entered my eyes, I saw octopuses, nine-tailed foxes and white tigers all wearing scarves around their necks.

Ruan Meng subconsciously went to look at Ya Ya, but the other party didn't seem to notice anything, and explained with a smile: "I knit it for everyone!"

Isn't it the only one who has it?

A subtle feeling welled up in his heart, and Ruan Meng was attracted by everyone's laughter before he had time to think about it.

"Hawk, come and help me, I can't move!"

The nine-tailed fox flicked its big tail, and its two paws tightly grabbed a fat leg in the snow and pulled it up.

Ruan Meng stepped forward, reached out and grabbed the other leg to pull out the potatoes buried in the snow: "What's going on?"

Nine-tailed Fox explained with a smile: "Tudou was excited when he saw the snow, so he went out and plunged into the snow. But this year, the snow was heavy and deep, and Potato was buried in it directly. I want to pull him. He is too heavy to pull. Hahaha……"

Twenty catties of potatoes were pulled out and trapped in the snow. Looking down at my round belly, I was a little sad. Is twenty catties still heavy?

It's not too heavy...

Behind Ruan Meng's house is a huge back garden, where few people usually come here.

It’s also a good thing that no one came, otherwise two fat cats and one fox would be fine. If you see a bare-legged octopus playing in the snow, I don’t know how everyone will feel.

Potatoes are curious about everything new.

While others were busy making snowmen, Potato lay belly up in the snow, catching snowflakes with his mouth open.

After eating for a while, I was still thinking when I was eating, the same thing is cold, why it doesn’t taste the same as the ice cream I usually eat.

By the time everyone remembered the potatoes on the ground, the potatoes had already eaten a few catties of snow, and their stomachs were full.

"Not good." Ruan Meng picked up the potato and stretched out his hand to touch its frozen hard stomach, and couldn't help shaking his head, "I'm afraid I'll have a stomachache when I go back."

Sure enough, that night, Potato had diarrhea when he got home.

I don't know what's going on with the snow. Even after taking antidiarrheal medicine, the diarrhea of ​​potatoes still hasn't stopped.

After running too many times, Potato's four legs became weak.

In order to make it easier for Potato to go to the toilet, Octopus simply installed a toilet dedicated to Potato on the toilet.

Potato is lying on the toilet as a whole cat, and he comes here every now and then.

In order to prevent the potatoes from dehydrating, the octopus thoughtfully brought food to the potatoes on the toilet.

Potatoes were like this, and they lived on the toilet for three days with diarrhea after eating.

Three days later, the potatoes finally came back to life.

Seeing the potatoes coming out of the bath, Nine-Tailed Fox couldn't help circling its two paws together, and then exclaimed: "My God, you've lost weight, Tudou!"

Nine-Tailed Fox was right, even the potato that had been pulled for three days did not know what mechanism it used to turn it from a round potato into long thin French fries.

This gap is not a star and a half.

"Although the thinned potato lines look beautiful, I still think the round potatoes are cute!"

The nine-tailed fox couldn't help sighing as he spoke, mourning the lost flesh of the potato.

Tudou heaved a sigh of relief. All he thought in his mind was what Ruan Meng once said, that he would have liposuction if he couldn't bear the standard weight.

If that's the case, you probably don't need liposuction.

Tudou's weight reached the standard, and Bai Hu immediately contacted Suzaku.

Seeing the well-proportioned Tudou in the camera, Suzaku replied happily, and he would come to pick him up in two days.

Suzaku said he would pick it up in two days, and it really took two days to pick it up.

On New Year's Eve, Suzaku came to pick up the potatoes, and had a New Year's Eve dinner before leaving.

Chinese New Year is the most anticipated and emotional festival for Chinese people, but with the development of society in recent years.People's living conditions are constantly improving, but the taste of the year has really faded a lot.

Yaya and Baihu are not human beings, so they don't have any special feelings about the human Spring Festival.

But Ruan Meng is different, no matter how long Gui has been there, Ruan Meng always vaguely remembers his childhood.

At that time, the taste of the New Year was very strong. At that time, he still yearned for new clothes and keeping the year old.

When I think of the past, I can't help but think of the grandfather who suddenly disappeared.

The news brought by Suzaku is that the grandfather should have appeared in the demon world long ago.

It's just that he likes to change faces, and no one can tell what he looks like now.

Suzaku printed out all the faces and distributed them to various departments, hoping everyone will pay attention.

But the strange thing is that these faces have never appeared since they appeared on the surveillance screen that day.

Presumably this person also noticed other people's attention, so he hid suspiciously.

Ruan Meng was not surprised by the results of this investigation, he nodded to express his gratitude to Suzaku for his kindness.

Suzaku waved his hand and said that this is not considered, and before leaving, he asked Ruan Meng, "I have a friend with a special body structure. I recommended your family to him. If he comes, he will report my name. I hope that Boss Ruan will arrive at the time." Take care of it."

Ruan Meng nodded: "It's natural."

In order to maintain my weight, Potato didn't eat much tonight. I don't know if it's because I'm hungry or reluctant to go home. It looks a bit sticky.

Ruan Meng patted Tudou's head and stuffed it with a red envelope.

Yaya followed behind and also stuffed a red envelope into Tudou.

As for Nine-Tailed Fox, they haven't received their wages yet, so the things they give are more substantial.They peeled a pile of potatoes for food, lest it be hungry.

Potato hugged a pile of food with the new year's money, and burst into tears.

Suzaku couldn't see it from the side, and said a word of comfort: "Little guy, you don't have to be too sad. When you go back and settle down and get the license to become a prostitute, you can come back to visit."

Monsters have to settle down when they are born, otherwise they will become black households after time.

Ruan Meng touched Tudou's little head, waved goodbye to it: "Come back when you are free, this will always be your home."

Little Tudou rubbed Ruan Meng's palm, and reluctantly left Guancai Bookstore.

Since then, there has been no little guy dancing with his fat waist twisted. It's really disappointing to think about it this way.

A good New Year's Eve turned into a separation night, which is quite memorable.

Seeing that Suzaku and the others had disappeared, everyone went back to the room and closed the door.

When the time pointed to midnight, someone rang the doorbell of Guancai Bookstore.

Bai Hu checked the time again and said: "No way, someone came to pay New Year's greetings so early? I didn't say it, it's too early, right?"

That being said, it's not good to make people wait too long.

The white tiger flicked its tail and went forward to open the door, immediately raised its paw to cover its nose: "My God, what does this smell like?"

Standing outside the door was a young man, tall and thin, with glazed eyes and yellow hair.

The wind blew into the room from the outside, and after a while, the whole room was filled with a stench.

The octopuses opened the windows and exhaust fans like the wind, in order to disperse the smell.

It was a guest, Ruan Meng looked at the young man outside the door, and said softly, "Are you?"

The young man unconsciously tightened his clothes, and seemed a little nervous.

He took a deep breath to soothe his emotions, but unexpectedly, he was almost fainted by himself.

He slowed down for a while before he recovered, looked at Ruan Meng and said, "Hello, I am, I complained about the after-sales service of Guancai Bookstore."

Complain about after-sales service?

Everyone looked at Octopus in unison, Octopus also looked confused, and asked, "Why do you want to complain about after-sales service?"

The young man was very aggrieved. He took out his mobile phone and clicked on his shopping page to find the order. He pointed to the comments and said, "You guys changed my comments after sales and still hate me. I have to complain on 1234!"

Ruan Meng glanced at the good review, and he probably understood the whole thing in his heart.

He stood aside and said to the young man, "You come in first and we'll talk."

The young man was a little at a loss, and said very embarrassedly: "But my body odor is too heavy..."

Ruan Meng smiled at him, and said again: "It's okay, let's talk after you come in."

The young man looked at Ruan Meng with complicated eyes, but he walked in anyway.

Octopus now knows the identity of this guest, and after listening to him complaining, he still couldn't help but say: "Sir, I have already said that our perfume can only help increase body fragrance but not cover fart fragrance, you I have no choice but to give a bad review.”

The yellow-skinned little wolf blushed a little when he was told about his pain. Seeing that everyone in the room was staring at him, he became nervous and farted with a "bang".

Two minutes later, everyone, including Huangpizi Xiaolang, had gas masks on their faces.

The yellow-skinned little wolf was very desperate: "Sir, I don't know why, my farts have become more and more stinky recently. Because I care too much about this fart, my temper has also become worse and worse. I am irritable because I have low self-esteem. Didn't think much of giving a bad review.”

Such a lethal fart, no one can bear to hear it every day.

Ruan Meng nodded to express his understanding, and then asked, "Have you thought about recuperating your body?"

The yellow-skinned little wolf was a little confused, and then repeated: "Treat the body? What do you mean?"

Ruan Meng patiently explained: "Usually the stinky fart is related to your intestinal digestion. The intestinal tract is healthy and unobstructed, so the smell will naturally be small. But if the intestinal tract is blocked, some gas with a strong smell will be produced. I So you can understand?"

Yellow-skinned little wolf nodded: "Sir, I understand."

Ruan Meng nodded, and continued to ask: "Then can you tell me, how often do you defecate? What is the shape, texture and color?"

The yellow-skinned little wolf raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, and asked very embarrassedly: "Sir, do you have to say such a private matter?"

"Yes, I have to know these to judge how your digestion ability is."

"Ahem." Huangpizi Xiaolang cleared his throat, his voice was very low, "I don't defecate very often..."

"Not very often, how often?"

The yellow-skinned little wolf scratched his head, his voice was barely audible: "I can't say it, anyway, Huaguo hasn't established a nation yet..."