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Chapter 121, The Sour Smell of Love

"Wow, there are so many styles." After entering the mobile phone city, seeing the mobile phones everywhere, the nightmare couldn't help sighing.

Lu Zhou saw that he was so happy, raised his hand and rubbed the top of his hair, and said grandly, "Choose slowly, choose the one you like."

"Really? As long as I like it, sister-in-law, will you buy it for me?" The nightmare asked with bright eyes and raised its head.

Lu Zhou smiled and said, "You can't buy them all, you can only choose one."

"There's no need to use a mobile phone for your children's family." Xu Qing still hasn't adjusted to the thrifty housekeeping mode. He remembers that his beloved little boss is going to be on the verge of bankruptcy soon, so don't waste it too much.It doesn't matter whether you buy a mobile phone or not.Not in a hurry either.

Hearing what the boss said, the nightmare was afraid that the sister-in-law would change her mind, so she took Lu Zhou's arm and said coquettishly, "I was just joking with my sister-in-law just now, I know, I will choose the most cost-effective one. I will definitely not let my sister-in-law spend money, Moreover, it will make you feel that it is worth the money, Boss."

When he said the last sentence, the nightmare winked mischievously at Xu Qing.

Xu Qing was taken aback for a moment, and then he didn't know what to think of, a smile appeared on his face, and he changed his previous stinginess: "That's right, you are not young, you should have your own mobile phone."

The nightmare responded with a meaningful smile, then let go, and went to a mobile phone store to go shopping.

"Zhou Zhou, I don't even know how to use a mobile phone, so help me choose it." Facing Lu Zhou's half-smiley eyes, Xu Qing cheekily assumed that the dark surge between him and the nightmare had never happened before, and pulled Lu Zhou towards the opposite direction. Go to the mobile phone shop.

Lu Zhou: "... Humph." Don't think that because he doesn't know how to transmit voices, he can't see what kind of dirty deal they just reached through voice transmission.

I'm really curious about what Xiaomeng said, which suddenly made Xu Qing change his mind.

However, Lu Zhou's curiosity was only momentary.

He first went to the store of his mobile phone brand to inquire about the repair problem. When he was told that it was only a minor problem and he would be able to pick it up in an hour, he put down the mobile phone at ease and led Xu Qing for a stroll.

However, after walking around for a while, Lu Zhou lost his patience.

Really...why didn't I realize that Xu Qing was so picky before!

He looked at at least twenty mobile phones, but he was not satisfied with any of them.

It's not that he thinks that he looks like a girl and doesn't deserve his mighty temperament, or he thinks it's too small and doesn't feel good in the hand.

After spending more than half of the mobile city in this way, Lu Zhou was almost paralyzed from exhaustion, and Xu Qing still hasn't seen what he likes.

Lu Zhou suddenly understood the reluctance of those boys who went shopping with their girlfriends.

Really... the wife is too tired!

Not only the body is tired, but the heart is also tired!

He almost doubted his aesthetics and vision after shopping, okay?

Finally, Xu Qing was picky again, and the reason for being picky was that the girl who sold the mobile phone kept winking at Lu Zhou. Lu Zhou lost his temper completely, and sat down on the bench in the middle where the customers of the shopping mall rested. He waved at Xu Qing: "Look for yourself, come back to me if you like it, and I'll pay directly."

Xu Qing, a burly man with a height of over 190, pinched the hem of his clothes, showing a weeping expression: "Zhouzhou, don't you love me anymore?"

"Nothing." Lu Zhou shook his head violently.

"Then why did you lose your patience after I looked at your phone for a while?" Xu Qing persisted.

Lu Zhou: "...Brother, I'm tired."

"Then I'll sit with you for a while, and we'll continue after you rest." After Xu Qing finished speaking, he didn't give Lu Zhou a chance to refuse, and sat down next to Lu Zhou.

Lu Zhou: "..." Can't you let me go?

God, why can't I figure out why I'm taking them to the mobile city?Obviously, it is more convenient, faster and labor-saving to choose and place an order directly on the Internet!

I don't know if it's too late to regret it now.

Lu Zhou was so absorbed in his thoughts that he didn't notice that since he and Xu Qing started visiting the mobile phone store, a man in a checkered shirt followed them quietly.

After they sat down, the man boldly leaned over.

If it wasn't for Xu Qing who occupied two seats by himself, there would be no space between the benches where he and Lu Zhou were sitting, and the man would still want to sit beside them.

Xu Qing had noticed this suspicious man a long time ago, but after finding out that he was an ordinary person, he didn't pay attention.However, being stared at by that scorching gaze made me really uncomfortable.

He wondered if that man had taken a fancy to Zhou Zhou's beauty and wanted to strike up a conversation?Decided to show off her affection in public, so that the man would retreat in spite of the difficulties.

Unexpectedly, the act of Xu Qing leaning on Lu Zhou's shoulder affectionately made the man boil.

He no longer observed carefully, but walked directly opposite Lu Zhou and Xu Qing.With an excited expression, he said, "You two, I am an intern reporter for "xxx" magazine, can I interview you with a few questions?"

"XXX" magazine?Have not heard.

Lu Zhou didn't really like talking to strangers, so he refused, "Sorry, we still have something to do."

The person who claimed to be an intern reporter seemed to be unable to understand human speech, so he took out his recording pen and asked, "Excuse me, are you gay?

I don't know what experience made you gay?

Do people around you know your sexual orientation?

What do you think about gay couples not being able to have children?

Do you have the idea of ​​surrogacy in the future?

Has anyone ever told you that same-sex relationships are perverted? "

"Crack!" There was a crisp applause.

Lu Zhou blushed and stared angrily at the vicious reporter.

Bah, shitty reporter.

Once exported, every sentence is an attack on the gay community.

It seems that falling in love with the same sex is the original sin, it is disgusting, and it is an act that should be attacked by everyone.

And his eyes sparkled with curiosity from time to time.

Looking at Lu Zhou and Xu Qing's eyes are very obscene.

Lu Zhou couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, so he slapped him.

Xu Qing had never seen the little boss so angry.

Looking again, the guy who pissed off the little boss actually wanted to fight back.Huo Di stood up, grabbed the man's wrist first, and asked in a deep voice, "What do you want?"

A thunderous sound exploded in the ears, making the intern reporter's ears buzz.

When he saw Xu Qing's figure, he was timid, and when he met Xu Qing's face, he didn't dare to be tough.

However, he felt too ashamed to give in to the two comrades.He simply yelled loudly to the surroundings: "Oh, come and see, there are some perverted homosexuals, and others are not allowed to talk about it. They still want to beat people."

It's a pity that there are not many customers in the mobile phone city at the moment. Even if some of them were attracted by the reporter's words, they looked at Xu Qing's fierce eyes and immediately withdrew their attention. They should look at the phone and bargain.

The intern reporter didn't expect that he didn't call out to the crowd, and he became flustered.

Resisting the impulse to weaken her legs, she said to Xu Qing cowardly: "Let go of me, you have done immoral things yourself, and it makes sense!"

immoral?Xu Qing raised his eyebrows, but seeing how he moved, the trainee reporter suddenly let out a strange cry.

That sound is simply...cannot be described in words...

If I had to find a metaphor, it would probably be a hen in estrus.

The intern reporter was also taken aback by himself.He quickly covered his mouth.Eyes full of horror.

Seeing his cowardly appearance, Xu Qing was too lazy to argue with him, let go of his hand, pushed him back, and pulled Lu Zhou away.

Although Lu Zhou was very annoyed at the reporter's open-mouthed contempt for gay relations, especially those perverted remarks, he let Xu Qing cast spells on him, worried that Xu Qing would get into trouble because of this.Lu Zhou took Xu Qing's hand and said softly, "Just teach him a lesson, don't take this kind of person seriously."

Xu Qing knew what Lu Zhou was talking about, and felt very comfortable. He said, "Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion. I just changed his voice a little, and taught him a lesson for a few days."

Only a few days.

Lu Zhou was relieved.

However, he forgot that the few days that the demon talks about are not the few days in the human world.

Therefore, Xu Qing was later called to the Demon Management Bureau and was severely educated.Even Lu Zhou was said a few words by Qing Luan.But that's all for later.

Because of the reporter's episode, both of them were a little absent-minded when browsing their phones.

Lu Zhou was annoyed at the reporter's unscrupulous words, but he also knew that although the reporter's words were a bit harsh, the mainstream values ​​of society did not recognize gay love.

There are not a few people who think that homosexuality is a kind of abnormal behavior or a kind of mental illness.

He chose to be with Xu Qing, similar to today's strange looks and offensive inquiries, there will be many in the future.

He wanted to avoid, unless, he kept a proper distance from Xu Qing outside, so that no one could see it.

But if you do this...wouldn't it be a disappointment to Xu Qing?

When Lu Zhou looked at Xu Qing, Xu Qing happened to look over.

The eyes of the two met, and Lu Zhou couldn't help but feel guilty.Wanting to move away, Xu Qing opened the mouth first: "Zhouzhou, the human world doesn't seem to be very tolerant of same-sex love?"

More than intolerance.

Lu Zhou tugged at the corner of his mouth, but didn't speak.

But the helplessness on his face had already given the answer.

Xu Qing frowned, very puzzled: "Why is it not like this in those books I read?"

Because that's the story, silly boy!

"Zhouzhou, you won't separate from me because of social pressure, will you?" Xu Qingsi didn't know where to jump.suddenly asked nervously.

Lu Zhou, who had just flashed this idea: "...No."

"You were silent for several seconds before answering! Are you insincere?"

"No."

"Then you hold hands with me!" Xu Qing pushed forward.

Lu Zhou: "...OK."

Confused about what?What are you hesitating about?afraid of what?

If you have made a decision to be together, don't hide it.

Anyway, you have to face it.

Now, he is only fortunate that Xu Qing is a demon and will not shrink back due to social pressure.

As for him, he has long been alone. Those irrelevant people in society can think whatever they like, regardless of them.

Fingers clasped tightly.

The nightmare who chose the phone and was about to ask his sister-in-law to pay: "..." Why did I come out at such a bad time?O the light of love that blinds the devil's eye!The sour smell of love that can be smelled ten miles away!

I'd better go back and continue to choose a mobile phone for a while.