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Chapter 126, Mrs. Taizu, Grandpa

Lu Zhou just has a good temper, but it's not that he has no temper.

After hearing the male demon's slapstick words, Lu Zhou didn't talk to him, and said directly: "Xu Qing."

After the words fell, a fist with phantom hit the place where the male demon was lying.

But the fist is fast, and the male demon's dodge is faster.

That fist just ended up punching a big hole through the couch.

Xu Qing: "...Zhouzhou~~"

"All right, all right, don't act like a baby, I know it's not your fault. I won't deduct your salary." After Lu Zhou finished speaking, Xu Qing immediately attacked the male monster again.

This time the male demon was not so far away, he was beaten hard.

"Ah! It hurts! I'm going to die, I'm going to be beaten to death." The male demon covered his stomach, rolled around on the sofa, and exaggeratedly shouted while rolling.

The tone was so miserable that it almost smelled sad.

It seemed that he was really badly injured.

but……

Lu Zhou didn't believe it at all.Because this guy's voice is too full of air.If it weren't for this little bug, he would have gone to compete for the Oscars in the Porcelain Industry, and the best actor statuette would definitely be in his pocket!

Dramatist, dramatist, Lu Zhou commented in his heart.

Xu Qing has always hated people who put on airs, looking at the male demon's appearance, knowing that he is fine, he couldn't help feeling angry.Originally, he had reserved some strength before, but this time he was attacking with all his strength, and he was bound to let the male demon know what it means to be "about to be beaten to death".

However, the male demon seemed to be able to predict the direction of Xu Qing's attack in advance. Xu Qing made three consecutive moves, but the male demon dodged them all.

As a layman, Lu Zhou only felt that the male monster was very lucky, and every time he was a little bit worse.

As the person involved, Xu Qing was sweating from shock.The strength of this male monster is not inferior to him!

However, I have never heard of such a powerful figure appearing in the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan.

Su Xuemeng is an outstanding member of the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, but compared to him whose strength has recovered by seven or eight, he is a bit weaker.This male demon is even more powerful than Su Xuemeng.

Xu Qing immediately became vigilant.

Instead of attacking the male monster, he stood beside Lu Zhou with a protective attitude.

The male demon seemed completely unaware of Xu Qing's fear of him.After Xu Qing stopped, he started to perform again.

This time he stopped rolling, but covered his eyes with one hand, and beat the sofa with the other, prolonging the syllables like singing an opera: "I don't care...you are heartless..."

From the corner of the eye, he caught sight of the murderous aura on Xu Qing's body, hiccupped, and quickly changed his words: "There are many unfilial sons and grandchildren, and a loving father~~"

What kind of nonsense is this singing?Lu Zhou frowned and was about to interrupt the male demon.But I heard the male demon change it to say: "It's really a bad world, and people's hearts are not old. The younger generation saw the old ancestor, not to mention respect and filial piety, but even asked someone to beat the old ancestor. God, what did I do? , there are such juniors."

When the male demon talked about his juniors, he kept winking at Lu Zhou.It doesn't matter if Lu Zhou wants to guess that he is the junior.

However, because the male demon runs the train with his mouth full of mouth when he appears, it is really difficult for people to trust him.Therefore, Lu Zhou pretended not to understand the hint that the male demon claimed to be his ancestor, and ignored it.

The male demon couldn't sit still.I can't put it on anymore.

"Zhou Zhou." The male demon showed a kind expression.It's just that this expression appears on the face of an elderly person, which is called kindness.On the face of the tender male demon, it was weird and funny.

The nightmare was the first to laugh.

But the next second he met the male demon's gaze, the nightmare couldn't laugh anymore.He felt as if he had been doused by a bucket of ice water, and the whole monster was frozen, solidly frozen.

Lu Zhou is really impatient to play Tai Chi with the male monster, and he doesn't have the leisure and time now.

Straight to the point: "Who the hell are you? What is the purpose of appearing in my house? If there is no purpose, please leave immediately. I don't welcome strangers in and out."

"What? You say I'm a stranger?" The male demon stood up.Emotional.

Xu Qing thought he was going to attack Lu Zhou, and was so nervous that he almost changed his original shape.

"You, in your heart, I'm just a stranger?" The male demon covered his chest, looking like he was about to cry, and I felt pity for it.

It's a pity that he is facing Lu Zhou at the moment.

Seeing his behavior, Lu Zhou felt his heart tremble.

I always feel that he is holding back and pretending to play tricks.

He didn't dare to be brave, so he hid behind Xu Qing first, only showing his head and continued to talk: "I don't know you, it's the first time I see you today, what are you if you are not a stranger!"

"Oh." The male demon quickly calmed down.It seems that the one who looked like a weak little white flower just now was not him.

The male demon showed a kind smile again: "It turns out that your parents didn't mention me to you, it's normal that you don't know.

Come, let's meet today.I'm yours……

Grandpa and grandpa. "

"Depend on!"

Lu Zhou, who has been well cultivated for many years, swears.

"Depend on!"

Xu Qing followed and cursed.The stinky fox doesn't even look for a mirror to see what he looks like, so he even wants to be the elder of Lao Tzu.Nonsence.

Xu Qing has long regarded herself as part of Lu Zhou's family, so Lu Zhou's elders are also his elders.He wouldn't even be able to call Mrs. Grandpa, the vixen!

"Ka... oh..."

The nightmare originally wanted to stay in line and scold, but the male monster's cold eyes swept over him, and his tongue was immediately tied up in fright, and his voice was nondescript.

However, no one was paying attention to him at this time.

Lu Zhou's mouth was open and he couldn't close it for a long time.

If it wasn't for the strong jaw, it would have fallen to the floor by now.

What did this male demon who didn't say a word after appearing say anything?He said, he is my wife, grandpa and grandpa?

Doesn't that mean, I am a vixen?

Ha ha, what a vixen!

Lu Zhou closed his mouth, with a cold smile in his eyes.His anger has climbed to the highest peak in his life.

The most hateful thing about this male monster is that he shouldn't make fun of his family!Even if it's been countless generations, the wife and grandpa who have never met before can't do it!

"Xu Qing, Xiao Meng, kill him!" Lu Zhou ordered.

Of course, this killing is just an exaggeration.

What he meant was that it would be best if he could be arrested and tortured.If you can't catch him and drive him away, it doesn't matter if you are out of sight or out of mind.

Xu Qing had this intention a long time ago, when he heard the little boss say that, he rubbed his body immediately without hesitation.

The nightmare was a beat late.Mainly because of this level of fighting, he can't get involved at all.Maybe he was just doing a disservice by going there.

But he can do other things.

For example, when the boss kicked the male demon back several steps, he opened the glass door of the balcony in good time.

It's a pity that the male demon stopped in time, otherwise he would have fallen straight down, saving their remaining strength.

There was a fight, bang bang bang bang, from the afternoon until dark, and the outcome has not yet been seen.

Of course, there is also the reason why Xu Qing didn't completely return to his original form in order to minimize the damage, and opened up the fight with the male monster.

Lu Zhou watched, worried from the beginning, and wanted to yawn later.

He was tired as a spectator, but the male demon was still in good spirits.While blocking Xu Qing, while criticizing Lu Zhou as a descendant, he has no conscience and chills his old man's heart.

Lu Zhou: "...Thank you, we don't have such a disrespectful elder like you in our family." Couldn't help it, he said something.

The male demon was stimulated by these words and exploded.With a roar, Xu Qing was shaken away, and he pulled his hand into his bosom.

"Be careful!" Worried that he would release something strange, Xu Qing rushed towards Lu Zhou nervously, threw Lu Zhou down, and held him tightly.

Infected by the boss's emotions, the nightmare also hurriedly covered its head and squatted down.

However, one second passed, two seconds passed, and three seconds passed.Nothing unusual happened in the living room, there was just an awkward silence in the room.

Lu Zhou moved Xu Qing's arm carefully, and looked out from the seam in the arm.

See, the male demon is standing there holding a photo.

That photo is quite old.

It's a photo of a family of three.

The man is gentle and handsome, full of bookishness.If you look closely, it is very similar to Lu Zhou's outline.

The woman is beautiful and gentle, a very classical beauty, very temperamental.Lu Zhou's eyes and mouth are most similar to hers.

"Dad! Mom!" Shouted tremblingly, only to realize that tears had already rolled down.

Not caring much, Lu Zhou rolled out from under Xu Qing, rushed over to take the photo, held it in his hand and looked at it again and again, after confirming that the photo was a photo of himself when he was a baby.It was the first time to seriously look at the male demon, and asked very solemnly: "Who are you?"

The male demon sniffled aggrievedly: "I've said it several times, I am your wife, great grandfather."

My Zuzuzu, you are so tall!

Still lying!

"I'm obviously a human! How can there be a vixen renting grandpa!" Lu Zhou couldn't bear it anymore and roared.

The male demon probably didn't expect that Lu Zhou would lose his temper, so he was stunned, "But I really..."

"boom!"

Lu Zhou shook his hands, as if he wasn't the one who hit him just now, as if nothing had happened: "The truth."

The male demon: "...What did I do wrong?" I was just serious about making a kiss.