[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Chapter 84 The bamboo horse of childhood is a sinkhole

"Bruce, we grew up together and have known you since as long as I can remember..."

Tony said in a sincere tone: "I swear, besides Rhodes and Pep, you are my only relatives and best friends in this world. If I die one day, you will be one of the few To whom I would entrust the steel armor."

Bruce holds his glass blankly, as if the champagne in it has his full attention.

It is precisely because he has known Stark since he was a child that he deeply understands how bastard and unreliable the character of his childhood friend is. Excluding his extraordinary genius IQ, what he is best at in this life, I am afraid it is to complicate simple things and make complicated things worse.

And worse, he himself has no self-knowledge.

He might still think that Pep left because he forgot her birthday again...

But anyone with a discerning eye knows that it is just a fuse, an excuse, a helplessness after being heartbroken.

Maybe Tony knows it himself, but he can't change it, so he can only continue to play dumb.

"I don't want to hurt Peter, you know, Bruce. Over the years, there are not many people around me. That kid is smart, strong, well-behaved and sensible, and I see him as an heir. Although he always says he admires me, he hopes to be like me." I am the same. But I expect more from him, I don't want him to be another me, I want him to be stronger."

Tony babbled about things he couldn't, and probably was too embarrassed to say to others.

Bruce rolled his eyes, disgusted.

It's a boyish expression he never showed when he was Batman.But in the face of his inseparable childhood friend, he couldn't help showing some emotions that belonged to the Bruce Wayne before his parents passed away.

Superman, who was always standing aside and watching them, immediately caught Bruce's expression.

Batman has always been silent, rational, unsmiling and almost cruel. Who has ever seen such a human expression on him?The Kryptonian who has always been kind and honest, even though he knew about the relationship between Tony Stark and Bruce, couldn't help feeling a strong jealousy in his heart...

Tony continued to babble unconsciously: "I have a great idea, which can not only not hurt the pure heart of the child, but also achieve the effect of a tactful rejection."

He opened those brown eyes wide and asked innocently and attentively, "You must help me, brother!"

Such an expression is completely irresistible.

Tony obviously always knows what kind of expression and demeanor he shows, which is the most likable and distressing.

But unfortunately, Bruce is also a master at putting on a show.

The two of them...meet opponents in chess, and will meet good talents.

Gotham's famous Bruce Baby turned his head slightly, and a charming smile comparable to a lover bloomed on the corner of his lips.

But after his sexy and slightly ruthless lips opened and closed slightly, he flatly refused: "No help!"

"Look, those girls almost fainted."

A certain photographer whispered while snapping a quick shot of this scene.

He even had a title in mind, like 'Two Playboys, The Ultimate Showdown'.

Although it sounds a bit nonsensical, many people really like such bullshit. Moreover, based on the photos of the scene just now, even if they sell their faces, the newspapers can probably sell a lot of them.

In response, Clark Kent showed an embarrassed smile.

Even though he is no longer the intern reporter of the past, he still doesn't like the endless imagination of the media world.

"Why do you always try to create... er, contradictory news for them both?"

Although the good-tempered Superman did not agree with the behavior of these colleagues, he still did not stop them.

After all, there are so many gossips about Bruce, if he was angry every time, he would probably be so angry that he wanted to destroy the earth.

However, even though he was used to it, he still couldn't help asking curiously: "Actually, given their somewhat similar status, maybe they are good friends."

"Impossible!" Another beautiful female reporter categorically rejected this possibility.

"Why?" Clark asked in surprise.

"There is a saying in the country of planting flowers that there can be no two tigers in one mountain, unless there is one male and one female." The female reporter said eloquently.

Clark was speechless for a moment: "...Can't there be friendship between men?"

"Don't be ridiculous, there is still a bit of plastic love between sisters."

The female reporter straightened her dress, puffed her chest out, then smiled back and added very utilitarianly: "But there is no real friendship between men. On the surface, they call each other brothers, but secretly... they all want each other to kneel down." Call Dad."

What the hell are plastic flowers and daddy?

The poor Superman was dumbfounded, and once again lamented the incomprehension of the earthlings.

At the other end, the female reporter has already walked over gracefully and swayingly.

She probably wanted to take the challenge of interviewing two playboys to see if she could dig out some breaking news.

In fact, she wasn't the only one who thought so, a bunch of reporters were eager to jump on her.But due to the power and willful style of Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark, they are still in the wait-and-see stage for fear of provoking people and being blocked.

And this shrewd female reporter obviously relied on her beauty, but also had enough sturdy character and strength, so she wanted to fight the high-ranking speculators with full confidence.

"Long time no see, Tony."

The female reporter showed a bright smile towards the two well-known playboys in the United States: "Hi, Mr. Wayne, I am Christine, the reporter of "Flickering World"."

"Hi." Bruce said politely.

He didn't stand up, still looking lazy, just showing a special smile for socializing, and at the same time turned his head and asked Tony in a low voice: "Someone you know?"

Tony whispered in his ear calmly: "Sleep."

"Yes, and, in the early morning of the second day, I just got up and kicked me out, haha." Christine said with a smile.

This made the two playboys unable to talk to each other.

"Sorry to interrupt your conversation, but you're both big shots."

Christine held the microphone and recording equipment and smiled calmly and said: "If I fail to interview you on this occasion, I will definitely be scolded to death by the editor-in-chief when I go back. I helped Tony write an interview a few years ago... ..."

"Oh, I still remember."

Tony immediately spoke up and said hypocritically: "Stark, an arms dealer who sells death, is impressive and well written, thank you."

"You're welcome." Christine also showed a fake friendly smile.

She gestured to the two people with the microphone, and asked happily: "I swear by my career, this time, I will also write a good report for you. You...can you accept my interview?"

"Oh, yes." Tony said casually.

"He's fine, and I'm fine." Bruce responded equally calmly.

Apparently, even if the flirtatious...

But these two playboys have always been gentlemen to women.

"I want to ask, have you known each other before? Is this the first time you have met?"

Christine immediately turned on the tape recorder, raised the microphone, and asked professionally.

"Probably." Bruce replied cautiously.

Due to Tony's high-profile style, Bruce, who used to hide his identity, didn't want to appear too close to him outside, so he said euphemistically: "The Wayne Group and Stark Enterprises don't cooperate much. a bit less."

"But we hit it off in private and get along very well." Tony suddenly started talking nonsense.

Bruce looked at him in surprise and signaled with his eyes: 'This is different from what we said before. '

However, facing the female reporter, Tony gestured with his thumb to Bruce, who was still sitting behind him, and said, "He's very handsome and sexy, right?"

Christine was a little confused and nodded subconsciously.

"We will hit it off very well and will definitely become good friends." Tony said with eloquence.

"What?" Bruce blurted out in surprise.

Even if she was as calm as Christine, she was a little dazed for a while.

But Tony Stark's unconventional behavior has always been well-known in the news media world.

Therefore, even if the female reporter's thoughts were confused by him, she was still prepared to try to bring back the topic, and guided her in the direction she wanted: "Uh...Mr. Stark, recently in the Avengers After the civil war, there were a lot of rumors on the Internet, can you clarify, for example, the unknown Captain America next to you? Is he really a substitute for your crush on the captain and specially looking for comfort lovesickness?"

This topic is pure nonsense.

As a female reporter who once slept with Tony Stark for one night, even if she was dumped, she still felt that Tony had good bed skills. She firmly believed that Stark was a straight man, or a straight man with a low EQ in science and engineering.Otherwise, she wouldn't rely on her beauty to dare to come out and hang out after repeatedly slandering Stark.

But she still chose to use this rumor to ask questions...

This is of course not what she said, and she wanted Tony to clarify, but to annoy him.

One is to satisfy the psychology of black fans, and the other is because...Tony is indeed a genius, but in dealing with the media, without Pep's help, it is a big target that anyone can shoot an arrow at.

He has always belonged to the kind of person who is seriously emotional. Every time he gets angry, he will uncontrollably send some big news to the media. Molecules clamor and challenge...

So Christine eagerly waited for some big news from Tony after another tantrum.

'There must be a bonus this month. '

She thought happily.

"Rumors, nonsense!" Tony angrily rejected it.

"Then how do you explain the Captain America next to you?" Christine continued to ask, adding fuel to the fire.

"Do I have that bad taste? Like an antique fossil with a flag draped over it?" Tony asked with a sneer.

Christine couldn't help smiling, and winked at him provocatively.

"Okay, actually... I should have done this a long time ago," Tony said casually.

Then, he turned his head, grabbed Bruce Wayne who was watching the show, leaned down, and kissed him forcefully.

Christine's microphone and tape recorder fell to the ground, and the whole person froze.

Well, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless the other possibility of one male and one female is that both tigers are gay!

Amidst the uproar, Clark Kent accidentally crushed the cup.

"If I like men, this should be my aesthetic."

Tony stood up straight again, with a sly smile in his big brown eyes, and his tone of voice announced proudly.

The next moment, Bruce, who had been sitting lazily and cynically, stood up suddenly, and punched him black and blue with a fierce punch.

The long-awaited "two big playboys showdown" has finally kicked off.

However, it appeared in a very strange way.

Superman, who has a good temper and likes to take care of the overall situation, has no intention of stepping forward to stop him this time.

Standing in the shadows, he crushed the shattered glass into powder, destroying the corpse.

At the same time, he desperately called for Batman from the bottom of his heart: Bruce, don't hesitate, come on, kill him!

The author has something to say: OOC characters belong to me.

I accidentally wrote off topic, but I really like the Tuhao group.

The author of the Omnivore Party may be bad at this point. He thinks that regardless of the pair, the interaction is superb, and he can't bear to give up.

When it's over, I'll open a few free short stories to make up for it!Forgive me, okay!