[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Chapter 121 Analysis, induction, summary, and formula

Damian sent a bunch of love letters seriously, but the little wizard replied that he liked Sean more.

[Can you understand how I fed the dog with all my enthusiasm? ]

He said this to Mark angrily: [Some people may not be suitable for pursuing in a normal way, because they don't know how to fall in love at all, but they still have to order and demand blindly. ]

Mark was a little confused.

He couldn't figure out why his very, very proud account was smart, so arrogant that he ignored everyone except Eduardo's small account, how could he chat with him at this time.

However, when it comes to love...

He couldn't help but replied: [What a coincidence, I heard that Hua Duo's account complained about you to Sean in the same way not long ago. ]

[All children are like this. ]

Damian, who was getting angry, said in a disdainful tone: [I always think I know a lot, but actually I don’t know anything. ]

Mark thinks this is quite reasonable, and it is very suitable for these two accounts.

But he also knew that if he said so, something bad might happen to this obviously bad-tempered account.

So, he patiently comforted him as if he was coaxing a child: "It will be fine when he grows up." ]

Then, the chat box disappeared.

[But when will he grow up? ]

The Q version of Damian sighed, leaning on his long knife, sitting in the center of the screen, with a serious and helpless expression.

Mark wanted to laugh a little bit, but he was afraid that this very temperamental account would be angry, so he could only covertly turn his head and open a bottle of Red Bull for himself, tapped a few times on the keyboard while drinking, and said comfortingly: [Actually, you Don't worry too much, you and Sean are two species, no matter how much Hua Duo's account likes each other, there is reproductive isolation between them, and there is no way to mate. ]

Reproductive isolation?

Damian frowned and stared at these words, remembering the last time he and Gal accidentally strayed into the small movie.

The adult world is so dirty!

He ignored the question with disdain and indifference, and replied instead: [Who said I was worried about that Sean? ]

He said proudly: [That skinny guy is probably not enough for me to chop with a knife. ]

Mark raised his eyebrows, and the hero nodded in agreement: [Sean is really not threatening, he doesn't need to be stabbed, in fact, a peanut can kill him. ]

(Sean: ...Did I provoke you? What's wrong with peanut allergies?)

Anyway, one person, one account has somehow reached a consensus that 'Sean is a weak chicken'.

[What are you going to do next? ] Damian asked casually.

[Let Edward do the same!meaning!Knot!marriage! ] When Mark typed this sentence, he was really swallowed like a tiger.

Then, he asked politely: [What is your plan to continue writing love letters? ]

Despite Mark's mocking face...

But there is absolutely no irony in this sentence, it is just a simple question.

But Da Mian inexplicably felt an arrow in his chest.

Others are talking about marriage, and my lover is still playing some shitty love games. However, I have worked so hard to write a love letter and still have no response...

Mark's computer suddenly went black, and there was no cure for turning it on and restarting.

The boat of friendship really capsizes, Mr. Mi has such a capricious temper.

Damian is more and more convinced that he must leave this world.

Although the little wizard in the Q version is very cute, the account body is really hard to use.

For example, under normal conditions, if the little wizard dared to treat his love letter so casually, he would definitely teach him a lesson.

But now, with the two in data mode, Damian's deterrence has obviously been reduced to the minimum.

'Have to go and get my body back. '

Damian pondered.

After several consecutive trips, although Damian and Gal have already figured out the general rules, the key points are still not very clear about how to go, but the little wizard has never been a reliable person, and has been drifting with the tide. , In the state of muddling along, there is no aggressiveness.

'It's time to take back the initiative. '

Damian, who was not willing to let others control his own destiny, planned to ask Gall to study the magical parchment.

At the same time, Mark couldn't care less about fighting against the account, and began to plan his marriage proposal intensively.

In fact, as a technical geek, he really isn't a character who likes to be exposed in front of others.

Rather than standing on the countertop, he prefers to stare at the computer secretly and manipulate everything from behind.

But the problem is that the first hasty marriage proposal has been rejected (the technology is not good or something, it is a rumor).

If you get rejected the second time, it sucks.

So, Dustin was flattered to be invited to Mark's villa, holding a very expensive gift, a super high configuration, the latest laptop computer: "Mark, why did you think of asking me for help? I thought this For all kinds of, uh...professional questions, you will go to Sean."

Mark immediately showed a disgusted expression: "If I just want to have a one-night stand with Hua Duo, I must find Sean. But if I want to be with Hua Duo for a long time, then I should find Sean. With his romantic temperament, it is simply He was leading him to the road of death."

"But it's useless for you to find me."

The smart Dustin is not confident enough to think that a high IQ is equivalent to a high EQ. He didn't want to cheat his good friend, so he said very tangled: "I have no experience in this field. How about you ask Chris?" ?”

"Chris is smart, but Hua Duo is also smart."

Mark reasoned and said: "So, I don't need the routines of smart people. I need the whole plan to look sincere, down-to-earth, and absolutely free from fake feelings, instead of being glamorous on the surface but full of patterns inside." Transformed stuff."

"I'm down to earth, but that's in terms of work..."

Dustin frowned: "How can I make a marriage proposal solid? Mark, you really gave me a problem."

"How about treating it like a difficult job instead of treating it as a relationship issue?"

Mark continued to ask unwillingly.

Dustin lowered his head and thought about it seriously.

Then, he stood up and walked to the whiteboard in the living room, first erased the pile of formulas and codes written by Mark, and then picked up the whiteboard pen and drew a rough table: "For work, according to my thinking ...First of all, we have to analyze the existing data and study the current situation before we can prescribe the right medicine bit by bit.”

"Goodjob! That's right, it's the spirit of studying a little bit."

Mark applauded approvingly and said, "Go on."

Encouraged, Dustin immediately lifted his spirits, writing and drawing on the whiteboard with the true nature of a technical geek.

He also said to himself: "The purpose of this plan is to 'Get Hua Duo to agree to marry you', so we can temporarily name the title of the plan as 'Marriage Proposal Operation Plan No. 1'. The possible obstacles are... …Leave it blank for now, we will fill it in later; the cause of the obstacle...; the solution...; the steps required for marriage proposal, precautions."

"Perfect!"

Mark applauded, looked at the form, and nodded in relief: "Sure enough, looking at it this way, my thinking will be much smoother."

"Yes!" Dustin also felt great.

He proudly puffed out his chest, turned around as if giving a class to a student, and said freely: "Besides, I have another suggestion. Later, we can use Facebook to launch a quiz with prizes, similar to It allows users to share their experience of successful marriage proposals, and rewards are given according to the degree of excitement. Mark, do you still remember the small program you used to cheat in your papers when you were in school?"

"of course."

Although it is not a glorious thing, Mark, who once used Facebook to post the topics given by the professor, screened them according to the answers of netizens, and then put together papers to cheat in homework, nodded affirmatively: "I remember all the programs I wrote. .”

"You can do it again."

Dustin said: "Screen, analyze, summarize, and select the necessary conditions for a successful marriage proposal. This time we simply summed up a formula of 'marriage proposal must win'. Then, we carried out all the necessary conditions one by one. Substitute in, and see where you and Hua Duo fall short, and we will make up for it in time."

"No problem, this is what I want." Mark seemed to find the way forward all of a sudden.

Full of energy, he immediately turned on his Apple laptop, and in less than 10 minutes, he really organized a quiz with prizes.

Such a colorful pop-up window popped up on the entire Facebook site so abruptly...

Of course, this Mr. CEO is not stupid enough to make things too obvious. In addition to letting everyone share his successful marriage proposal experience, he also asked everyone to share some successful confession experiences and happy experiences of being in love. It looks like a website dedicated to An emotional event.

"It's done, wait patiently for a day or two, and when there are enough cases and data, we will summarize the formula." Mark said proudly.

Dustin nodded equally happily.

At this moment, the two technical geeks really have no barriers to communication, and they cooperate with each other tacitly.

It really deserves to be the best golden partner since Facebook was created.

"Put this aside for now, let's move on to the next question." Mark proactively reminded.

"Well, yes, the next question." Dustin turned his head and looked at the whiteboard: "The steps of the proposal, etc., we will deal with it after the formula comes out. Let's see what obstacles may arise."

Mark thought seriously: "I don't think there is any obstacle between me and Hua Duo."

Dustin looked at him thoughtfully, and suddenly asked, "How is your technique?"

"Technology?" Mark looked up suspiciously.

Dustin asked in a low voice, "That's...the one you and Sean asked for advice..."

Mark looked at him blankly.

Until Dustin began to reflect on whether he was too gossip, and when he confessed that he shouldn't have asked his friend's privacy so directly...

"He was crying," Mark said.

"What? Who cried?" Dustin was confused.

"Hua Duo."

Mark paused and replied: "I haven't used up the skills I've learned, and he cried and begged me to stop, saying he couldn't bear it."

"Fuck!"

Dustin looked at him in shock: "Damn Mark! What are you talking about in such detail?! This makes me how to face Hua Duo in the future."