mousepad-d2 Chapter 130 Will it be returned sooner or later?
Chapter 130 Will it be returned sooner or later?
Although the reporter reported in detail 'Eduardo Saverin and Sean Parker's love history'.
From Eduardo's Facebook account confession (the time of the little wizard), to now that the two are in the same room, they vowed that the two must have an affair.
Mark was so angry that he wanted to blow up the newspaper office.
Of course he doesn't doubt Eduardo, and he doesn't feel that Sean is competitive with him at all, but he just doesn't like others to put Eduardo and other people together.
Therefore, he especially wanted to go up and refute at this time, announcing that he was the one who was with Eduardo, that he was in love, that he was living together, that he was married, and that he had no relationship with Sean Parker at all.
But recently, Chris has been emphasizing that he should keep a low profile.
Mark was so angry that he simply took two bottles of beer out of the refrigerator and drank them.
After drinking two bottles of beer and getting dizzy, it was completely over.
Mark's drinking capacity is not only known to the whole world, but most people still know it.
Because, it was he who lost his mind and cursed his ex-girlfriend Erica on the blog after drinking, and even created a software for scoring girls, which had 2 hits in an hour.
After being punished by the school, it was the popularity of the software that inspired him to create Facebook.
But he himself later said that it was a stupid thing to do, and ran to apologize to Erica.
But what I have to say is that when he is drunk, he is a jerk.
Back to Mark, he drank too much again and opened his Facebook page.
After Damian noticed it, he couldn't help but narrow his eyes slightly.
You know, after knowing that there are two smart accounts, Mark hasn't logged in to his account for a long time.
Therefore, it is a bit strange to log in suddenly this time.
Then, Mark started posting:
[Eduardo Saverin is very sexy, do you think I say this as a courtesy and a compliment?No, it's a proven genuine product.Solemnly declare that his legs are slender and straight, and the curves of his waist and abdomen are enough to ecstasy. ]
Mark clicked send casually, picked up the beer and took another sip, intending to continue writing the second article: [Sean Parker may be very good at playing, he is famous as the little prince of nightclubs, but he is definitely not the type that Eduardo likes.Why?Because he's not manly enough.Hua Duo prefers...]
Damian frowned, wanting to ignore it.
But I also feel that I still occupy this account after all. If the little wizard finds out, it seems a bit embarrassing to post these things on my account.
After thinking for three seconds, he planned to run to find someone to come over and take a look.
At this time, Gal was helping Dustin test what kind of table pet.
Ever since Gal and Damian showed up, there has been a flurry of table petting among all Facebook employees lately.
The little wizard tricked Dustin into being a giant dragon as a table pet, but his real purpose was to fulfill his dream of being a dragon knight.
But Dustin prefers cute things, and ends up making a pink dragon that drives Gal to death.
At this time, Damian suddenly appeared from the lower left corner of the screen and said: [You'd better go and see Mark, now. ]
Dustin was taken aback by his serious expression, thinking that something serious happened to Mark, for example, a hidden disease attack, sudden fainting, etc...
As a result, he ran over to take a look and found that Mark was on the company's large balcony, typing on the keyboard, scolding Sean, and excitedly writing a little porn about himself and Eduardo.
Eduardo's favorite friend in this life must be Dustin.
Thanks to the savior Dustin, who stopped Mark from sending another message in time...
But Mark's first message was sent before.
Although there were no particularly taboo words, there was still an uproar on the Internet, and Facebook went offline for a second time.
Chris pointed at Mark's nose and cursed for more than 20 minutes.
Dustin also asked Eduardo: "Otherwise, forget it, although I always want you two to get back together, but Mark always cheats you."
Mark, who was drooping his head, instantly jumped up and swore: "It doesn't count, I quit drinking!"
Eduardo nodded calmly, and signed up to learn martial arts the next day, making preparations in advance for domestic violence after marriage.
Chris could only helplessly start to release the news of Mark and Eduardo's marriage.
The third time Facebook was hanged by a user for 30 seconds.
Although everyone responds faster each time, they are better able to deal with website problems each time.
But I have to say that when Facebook was the hottest and the poorest, Mark also insisted on keeping the website running normally. But a few years later, the scandal and gossip of the co-founder of the website actually caused the website to go offline three times.
Most users feel that the recent gossip is too exciting to read.
These gossips have become the hot topic of this period. In order to watch the love and hatred of the three founders develop, a group of new users who like to watch the excitement have registered on the website.
Individual investors still feel that Facebook's internal management is somewhat lacking in order and chaos, but they can see such a large number of users flocking to it, but they are tempted by the immediate benefits, investing, must invest.
Therefore, there will naturally be a special person to solve the follow-up operation problems in the middle...
Seeing such a weird development, Chris swears for the first time: "FUCK, that's fine."
Dustin couldn't help but wonder in his heart, is Eduardo the legendary Vanves in the country of flowers?
Sean, Sean ran away again.
He didn't even plan to attend the wedding banquet, so he ran away overnight.
On the other hand, Mark's parents had grown fond of Eduardo.
Even if Mark's previous "nice words" once made the Zuckerbergs think that Eduardo was a very domineering and shrewd rich son, but this kind of thing can be clarified immediately as long as they actually meet each other.
It was hard not to be liked for Eduardo.
He has big brown eyes that are as cute as Bambi's. He is tall but not intimidating. He smiles very brightly, and his tone of voice is as soft as his personality.He is considerate and gentle by nature. When he was a child, when he played chess with his mother, he would ask "Mom, can I beat you" in advance. After his mother said yes, he would checkmate neatly.
This is definitely a treatment that Mark's mother has never enjoyed in her life.
If it were Mark playing chess with her, he wouldn't have such delicate thoughts, and he would have beaten everyone to pieces.
"Mark has been very smart since he was a child, so there are some common problems of smart people. It's not that he has a bad temper and a bad person, but that smart people can always easily do things that ordinary people can't do, which leads to He lacks empathy for some ordinary people. Because he always feels that he can do it easily, why can’t others? This makes him unconsciously show some harshness when he treats others. Gradually become sensible."
Mark's mother may subconsciously express some of her own analysis during the conversation with Eduardo due to occupational problems.
But soon, she came back to her senses, no longer continued to analyze so seriously, and instead smiled and mentioned some small things: "Don't look at Mark, he used to be proud and knew everything, and he was very popular and attractive. I have had a lot of little girls, but there are few who are not bullied by him and cry..."
Bullying girls to cry?
Eduardo was really not surprised. Sometimes this person is so unmannered that he is almost irritating. It is useless to tell him that he should be a gentleman and take care of girls.
Therefore, compared to Mark, who is often annoying, Eduardo, who is considerate in nature and loves to take care of others, is simply the favorite type of little angel for all parents in the world.After coming to this understanding, the Zuckerbergs were particularly worried that Eduardo would regret the marriage when they were helping their hapless son prepare for the wedding.
Especially when Mark pulled Eduardo's leg and shit on Facebook before...
The Zuckerbergs really wanted to give Mark a mixed doubles.
"Will Hua Duo wake up suddenly at the wedding banquet, and realize that Mark is actually not good-looking at all, and the quality is not good. It has been backlogged in the warehouse for many years. Although it is worth a lot of money, it has been a luxury that has not been sold. Then, decide to return the goods on the spot?"
Mark's mother asked worriedly.
Although Mark has always been the pride of the family, he has excelled in his studies since he was a child, was admitted to Harvard, and created Facebook even after dropping out of school. He is the youngest billionaire in adulthood.However, Mark's father obviously understood his son's flaws that had remained unchanged for many years and were irreparable, so he didn't care that his wife hurt Mark so much.
However, he was still dumbfounded by the series of descriptions from his wife: "Honey, what you said is 'it's not good-looking, the quality is not good, and it has been stored in the warehouse for many years. Although it is worth a lot of money, it is a luxury that has never been sold. Pin', but your own son."
"Yeah, it's my own son, so I used luxury goods to refer to it, instead of using similar words like 'inexplicable stuff', 'unknown thing' and 'incomprehensible existence'. Also because it is my own son, I I was worried that he would be returned."
Mama Mark said frowningly: "If this is not my own son, I don't want to care about him."
Mark's father, who has always been optimistic, may have been aroused a sense of anxiety for a while: "It's all here, so it shouldn't be returned, right? Although Mark and the others didn't have a large-scale publicity, the wedding banquet time is set. Well, all the invitations that should be sent out have also been sent out."
The two couples looked at each other and realized that...
Until the last moment, their bad son made it impossible for them to completely let go of their hearts.
Mark had no idea that his parents would think so.
He has never been a careful person, and he is immersed in the joy of marrying Hua Duo on his own.
But Eduardo was still very careful to discover the uneasiness of the Zuckerbergs.
He simply thought it was because the wedding was too tight, and Mark didn't notify in advance, which made them too busy.
So, instead of Mark, he greeted the elders with warm greetings, went over to help very considerately, and asked from time to time, 'What do I need to do?Want to buy something?I'll drive you there? '
But the more considerate he is, the more worried the Zuckerbergs are, always feeling 'Oh, I don't feel worthy at all, will Mark be returned'.
Fortunately, the wedding banquet was successfully held amidst the anxiety of the two couples;
Mark also survived smoothly to the end and has not been returned.
However, during the meal, Sean, who was far away, kept finding someone to drag a large screen and put it in the center of the banquet.
Everyone thought there would be some heartwarming videos of Mark and Eduardo that had been filmed in advance, and they were all ready to applaud. As a result, a Q version of a villain with triangular ears popped up and began to sing. I sang 50 Ways To Say Goodbye, also known as Fifty Ways to Die My Ex-Girlfriend. When I sang, 'she' was changed to 'he', all kinds of shouts 'he was swallowed by sharks when he went into the water, he was buried alive by mudslides, he was in Eastside nightclub jumping to heart failure is over...'
Then, Mark unplugged the power with a blank face.
Gal was very angry, and ran to question Sean: [Didn't you say that he would be very moved if I sang to congratulate them on their wedding? ]
Sean replied with the same hatred: [I didn't expect Mark to go too far!What a jerk he is. ]
The little wizard who was fooled ran angrily and turned Mark's laptop to a black screen again.
Damian calmly appeared from the lower right corner of the screen, glanced at Sean calmly, calmly passed the computer, and silently sent a marriage proposal text message to all his girlfriends, the general content was: I want to marry you After marriage, property is divided equally after marriage.
It is said that the next day, Sean, who was preparing for a seaside vacation, was overwhelmed by a group of women flocking to him.
Apart from this little hiccup, everything is fine.
Mark's parents breathed a sigh of relief after watching Mark and Eduardo's wedding successfully complete like a dream.
Then, they began to worry again: "If you haven't returned the product now, will you return it after two or three months of trial and find that it doesn't work?"
However, this is obviously all for the future.
Gal and Damian, who finally left this world, will definitely not know what will happen next.
The author has something to say: I sped up the pace a bit...