Anecdote of the Northeast

Chapter 108 The Way of the Celestial Master 3

It seems that giving birth is really painful. I am thinking now, my mother is really amazing, how dare she give birth to three?

Of course, I admire those ancients even more. Back then, it was almost like giving birth when you had one. You said those women were still willing to give birth.

Anyway, I don’t have this trouble in my life, so it’s not impossible to experience it at this time, but can you please let me go, it is very powerful, it can draw pictures, draw talismans, cast spells, and tear devils.

"Young man, just bear with it, now is the time for Meihui to feel uncomfortable." I nodded with difficulty, thinking to myself, I shouldn't be doing this job.

After all, it's not my wife who gave birth to the baby!

I looked at the pots of hot water that were stained red, and was replaced by the thinner aunt, and I felt pain all over my body.

"I can see the end, she's about to give birth, Mei Hui, hold on."

When I heard that I was about to give birth, I was even more excited than the pregnant woman, and finally my hand could be freed.At this moment, that man, the father of the fetus, ran back, full of bad luck.And the evil ghost, who did not know when, returned to his shoulder.

"Aunt Gu, what's the matter? There's no way to get out below. Thirty or so people have been fighting and blocking the corridor door."

I had expected this result a long time ago. The whole building was covered, and the people inside couldn't get out at all. I said before that there was a fight with weapons below, so they subconsciously took what I said as the truth. After going down, You will see such phantoms.But in fact, Taoist Master Ming Xu and the others were fighting outside.

Although they are all fighting, the content they see is different.If ordinary people see this, and there are people outside who are flying swords and chanting mantras, then Cheng Guodong will go crazy.

"It's really a crime. Why did it come at this time? Fortunately, the birth was normal and the birth canal opened, so the baby will be born in a while. Hey, go in and have a look, so that Meihui can feel more at ease."

"Hey, thank you, auntie."

I saw that the man was about to come in, and my whole body tensed up. I'll go, why is this guy coming back now? If he accidentally causes a stillborn or something, then I will be punished for my crime.

In a hurry, I took out an evil talisman with my still-moving right hand, and while everyone was looking at the pregnant woman, I quickly threw it on the man.

The man trembled and fell to the ground with a loud bang.

"Oh, this hasn't been born yet, why are you so cowardly, hurry up, go change clothes and come in to help." Another aunt who was carrying a plate of hot water came in, and seeing the man sitting on the ground, she was very upset. He kicked in disdain.

As if waking up suddenly, the man quickly moved out of the way, then hesitated, and ran to another room, presumably to change clothes.

The evil spirit stared at me viciously, with evil spirits all over his body. The evil spirit talisman just now not only ejected the evil spirit, but also caused a lot of damage to him.

This guy also knows that I ruined his good deed, and if he wants to reincarnate today, he must kill me.

I took out another talisman and shook it at the evil ghost, which was very provocative.

Just kidding, can I be afraid of him?

The evil ghost yelled, and rushed over thinking oh.I have never seen such a stupid evil ghost. Until I am very powerful, if you want to fight me head-on, it is simply courting death.

But at this moment, the man changed his clothes and ran over again. When the evil spirit saw it, he immediately turned around and spread his evil spirit to the man.

I'll go, why did this evil ghost suddenly become smart.At this stage, I can't move, I can only sit on the bedside to accompany the delivery, and the man is the husband of the pregnant woman, so there is no reason not to let him come.

I saw that the man was about to come over with evil spirits, and I was extremely anxious.

At this moment, I had an idea.

"Brother, I think this sister-in-law will not be able to give birth for a long time. Why don't you go to the door and throw two plates and bowls or something. In our hometown, if you can't give birth, let your husband throw jars and bowls outside to give the child away. When the guards heard it, they thought it was time, and the child would be born immediately."

I heard this custom from my classmates, and it is said that it is more popular in the south.

The former Aunt Gu also said, "I've heard about this too, and it's said to be quite accurate, Xiao Chen, just go out and throw bowls."

By the way, the man's surname is Chen, he is a small cadre of a state-owned enterprise, and he usually comes to trouble.

"Okay, okay, I'm going to smash the bowl."

The man didn't hesitate, and immediately went into the kitchen, took out seven or eight bowls, and ran to the door, throwing them one by one, the sound was quite loud.

Seeing that he couldn't attack the man, the evil spirit turned around and came towards me with a gust of gloomy wind, as if he wanted to fight me to the end.

But it's true, if he doesn't get me done, he won't be able to vote for this baby.

At this time, the four aunts and elder sisters who came to help all entered the house, waiting to help deliver the baby.If I throw the talisman again, it will be easy to be discovered.

No way, I carefully lifted the little robber's hand, concentrating all my strength on my right hand, until the evil spirit entered, I stretched out my right hand.

I grabbed the evil ghost's core firmly, then pulled it out, and crushed it into pieces.

As the core of the evil ghost was crushed by me, the whole body of the evil ghost gradually began to dissipate.With a piercing scream, the evil spirit disappeared, but the yin and baleful energy on his body began to slowly spread out in the room.

In my opinion, this is not acceptable. Children will be glued to these things from birth, but they will never get rid of them for the rest of their lives.

I quickly took out two evil spirit talismans, and carefully stuck them under the bed while the pregnant woman bit my arm.Really, while enduring the pain and sticking the talisman, I feel that my whole body is about to start to sublimate.

"Wow--wow----"

With the sound of crying, a little guy who was glowing red and covered in all kinds of amniotic fluid came into this world.

My arm was finally freed.

Taking advantage of a group of people surrounding the child, I quietly left the house, closed the door, and leaned against the gate of the pregnant woman's house in a collapsed state.

I don't know what happened to the battle below. Anyway, I opened my eyes and found that the building was no longer locked and isolated.

Just as I was thinking wildly, Daoist Ming Xu took the ice beauty Zhang Yun upstairs.

"How, are you all right?"

Regarding Daoist Ming Xu's question, I raised my arms and said with a depressed face, "Everyone is safe except for me."

Taoist Master Mingxu looked at it and was startled, "Oh, this is who you were bitten by?"

Can it not be scary, these four or five teeth marks are starting to turn purple.

"Pregnant woman, I am here to accompany the delivery. Fortunately, I will not have children in the future. It is really scary."

Daoist Ming Xu laughed when he heard what I said, "It's just fine."

Although Zhang Yun was always cold, it seemed that he heard the source of my injury, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, which seemed a little funny.

Then I watched her take out a porcelain bottle and put it in my hand.

"Wounding medicine, the effect is good."

I quickly thanked, then carefully took out a little bit, and wiped a little bit on the wound.

Although Bai Ziluo is a war scumbag, his ability in medicine is still good.As soon as the porcelain bottle was opened, he told me that it was a top-notch wound medicine, the kind that would heal wounds after just a little rubbing.

Such a good wound medicine is a bit overkill for treating my bite marks, so I just thought about it a little bit.Needless to say, the effect was very good. After we went downstairs, my arm was almost invisible, and it was as miserable as before.

If this medicine is taken outside, it must be valuable, but in the eyes of metaphysicians like them, money is the least valuable thing.

I dare say that if a high-level talisman is put together with a wad of money, these people will definitely choose the high-level talisman instead of the wad of money.

I was similar, even in the two years when I had no money, I would seriously choose things related to metaphysics. After all, those things are things that can be encountered but not sought after, and things that money may not be able to buy.

And money is something, as long as you want to, you can definitely earn it.

Money is indeed needed, but it is definitely the added value of doing things. The main business is definitely to eliminate demons and defend the Tao, and to study and practice.

We returned to the guest house in a professional SUV from Guoan. When we got there, I looked at my watch and it was already one o'clock in the middle of the night.

At this time, Hu Lingling floated over from upstairs, "Da Chuan, that old ghost has arrived, and the time for us to negotiate with the underworld is before noon tomorrow, so don't get rid of the resentment on him as soon as possible."

"Zhou Xiaoyou, there are other things that can be busy first, we also plan to take a break and discuss today's affairs." The person who spoke was Daoist Mingxu, but I am not a fool who doesn't understand anything, I really take my words seriously.

These people must have finished their work before going to rest. Didn't they see Cheng Guodong rushing over?

"How about, together? Those two old ghosts are the poor scholars who were introduced by the Taoist priest before. They have not been reincarnated until now, and they have been staying in the underworld."

I thought, anyway, there are a lot of things about that old ghost, these few probably have something to ask, so we just got together.

"Really, Zhou Xiaoyou actually found that poor scholar who invented magic?"

Daoist Ming Xu was so shocked that even the other three people looked at me differently.

I was stunned, because I didn't think it was a very powerful thing. You know, in my fairy hall, I have always had a good relationship with the underworld, and my performance has always been one of the best in the heaven. It is very convenient to do anything .

"Yes, my fairy family has already negotiated with the underworld. This old ghost can stay until noon tomorrow. I will remove the grievances from him so that he can officially reincarnate, and he, in exchange , will answer my question."

"In that case, why not go together?"

"It's okay, I have nothing to keep people from knowing."

A group of people came to my room and saw the old ghost by the window.

The old ghost's whole body was full of resentment, and this ghost basically looked very scary when he was full of resentment.He was wearing very shabby clothes, and he could barely tell that it was a robe from the late Qing Dynasty with a fairly good material.

The old ghost's consciousness is still not sober, so he can only look at me instinctively.

"Help... help me, I want... I want... to be reincarnated as... a human being."

Even though he said that, the old ghost instinctively backed away, as if I was something scary.

Of course, for ghosts, I'm really scary, so it's best not to get close to them.

"Amitabha, benefactor Zhou turned out to be a good man of the ninth world?"

The old ghost's behavior aroused everyone's doubts, and monk Wuwang was the first to discover the reason.

"Ah, this is a crash course for me. In my previous lives, I was a short-lived ghost." I scratched my head and explained.

"I actually met the gods in my lifetime. It's really, alas, this trip was worthwhile!"

This is purely a joke, and it is also the first time Feng Daoba has spoken to me since the introduction that day.Don't look at him as a rather thick man, but in fact he is very proud. Ordinary people can't catch his eyes.

But his words are a bit exaggerated, I have to die to become a fairy.Of course, it is best not to die in this life, that is the best!

There were only a few sentences about the nonsense, and then I sat on the ground and started to chant sutras.Although the old ghost has a lot of grievances, the "Saving the Human Sutra" that I recited has become more popular now. After about two hours, I was almost exhausted, and the old ghost finally looked like a human being.

I stood up and found that Wu Wang had also sat down at some point, chanting sutras with me to save the old ghost's grievances.

After the old ghost woke up, he turned out to be a very elegant little old man.Although his clothes are very shabby, he can still see that he has a good manners and upbringing.

In fact, thinking about it, this guy was also a serious high-level person at that time, and he would often meet the students of officials.Although the status of scholars in the Qing Dynasty is no longer that high, they are also the class that ordinary people yearn for.

Speaking of the past, the old ghost didn't hide anything.

"Student Wu Jin, named Gaocheng, Daoguang was a scholar for one year. After the imperial examination, I took part in the examination three times, but I failed in Sunshan. After that, I gave up the idea of ​​entering the imperial examination. Instead, I went back to my hometown to study and educate people. To educate the younger generation in the family.

In the 29th year of Daoguang, I got a strange book by chance, which mainly contained anecdotes about gods and ghosts, and also mixed some spells and spells.Originally, the student was just doing research on his own, but at that time, the student’s cousin was over [-] years old, but his knees were still weak. I felt sorry for his couple’s eagerness to have a child, so I invented a method of seeking a child based on the spells in the book.First, find a ghost who is willing to sign a contract, sign a contract with him, and then help the ghost get rid of the grievances. In the process of begging for a child, introduce the ghost into the woman's belly, and after a month, the woman can be pregnant.

After the child is born, he must do good deeds every day and accumulate good deeds, so that the heaven can recognize the child, let him return to the world, die in bed, and his descendants will be happy, and he will enter reincarnation after a hundred years.

In the fifth year of Tongzhi, the student met a friend who was willing to explore metaphysics with me. He claimed to be Taoist Ziming and practiced in Zhongnan Mountain.As a student, he studied Taoism all day long. As a result, five years later, while I was studying Taoism, I was attacked by someone and died in the wilderness. My soul was scattered and I was unable to reincarnate.

After that, I found my cousin's family and signed a contract with them. I will protect their children and grandchildren for a hundred years, and after the reincarnation of the virtuous couple, I will become their eldest son.

Later, Taoist Ziming found my soul and said that he was willing to leave the technique we studied and let his disciples help me reincarnate.

A hundred years later, the student completed the contract, and the virtuous couple also got married. At that time, the student felt that his younger brother and sister were pregnant, so he hurried to the address left by Taoist Ziming at that time, but his disciple went back on his word and not only imprisoned the student, Even experimented with students.In the days that followed, the student lived in a muddle, and until today, he has no consciousness.

Thank you sir for being willing to help me reincarnate, student, I am very grateful. "

I looked at Taoist Master Mingxu and the others, "Do you have any questions? I have to rush him to reincarnate, or I will miss the hour."

Daoist Mingxu asked some details about Taoist Ziming and his disciples, and then he signaled to me that there was no problem.

So, I asked Zhao Jingang to send him back to the underworld.

The next day, I called Bao Mingzhong and told him that his uncle and aunt had to eat and drink well for the next two days, and that they were going to have a baby.

"What do you say?"

Just when the signal on my side was not good and I was about to hang up the call, there was a very loud roar over there.

Uh, so, the signal in the capital is really not very good, right?