Chapter 237 The Fear of Being Dominated by Si Weiyuan
Chapter 237 The Fear of Being Dominated by Si Weiyuan
"Someone! Somebody!"
Upon hearing this, the immortal servant quickly replied, "This subordinate is here."
"Go find Mr. Heng An!"
"Yes."
After a while, Mr. Hengan came and greeted Xuanzun through the curtain.
Xuanzun looked at the figure outside the curtain, and said coldly: "Didn't I tell you to bring Leng Xinghe back? What did you bring Lin Moyu back for?"
Heng Anjun explained: "He volunteered to come, so I..."
Xuanzun interrupted him: "He usually avoids my fairy sect, why would he offer to come back with you now? If it's not intentional to make trouble, what is it? You can figure it out if you think about it!"
Mr. Heng An didn't dare to talk back, but echoed again and again: "You are right."
Xuanzun pressed his forehead speechlessly, pointed outside: "Look what trouble you brought back!"
Jun Hengan automatically ignored Lin Moyu's singing, looked around subconsciously, and asked in confusion, "What's wrong with him?"
Xuanzun suddenly became angry: "Can't you hear him singing!"
Mr. Heng An noticed it only now, but his reaction was not big, as if he had gotten used to it: "Oh, so you're talking about this..."
It is expected that Jun Dinghengan and Lin Moyu are of the same breed, so he waved his hand and said with a headache: "You brought him back, you can solve it yourself. In the past, I asked him not to sing for me, and I can't spare him if he disturbs my cleanliness again! "
"Yes, yes..." Mr. Heng An obediently withdrew.
"Remember, don't let him go either. Since you replaced Leng Xinghe with him, you can't let him go easily."
"As ordered..."
On the way to find Lin Moyu, the other party was sitting on the beam of the house strumming the strings, playing and singing indiscriminately, making noise.
While playing, he observed the movement of the surrounding houses to see how the people inside reacted.
Although it is immoral to disturb the people at night, but in order to make everyone hate him, he unanimously asked Xuanzun to drive him out, and he could only do so.
No, someone will respond soon.
"What the hell are you singing at night? Stop singing!"
Lin Moyu looked towards the source of the sound, and said, "I'm sitting on my house, do you care if I sing or not?"
"Which dilapidated house do you belong to? Do you know who I am? How dare you disturb my sleep right under my nose, you will die!"
Lin Moyu said lightly: "Who are you, I really don't know."
The other party was enraged, and he got up and dressed to tease Lin Moyu: "Report your fairy name in the fairy house, and I will look for you right away!"
Lin Moyu plucked the strings and said calmly, "Ji Le Ju, Mr. Ji Chen."
When the other party heard his name, they were caught off guard, and after a long silence, they said, "Sorry for the interruption, you continue to sing."
His reaction was beyond Lin Moyu's expectation, the hand that plucked the string paused, and there was a sudden silence on the beam.
He looked incomprehensibly at the extinguished lights in the distant house.
This behavior, which seemed to be half-way cowardly, really stunned him.
"What's the matter, him?"
System: "Maybe it's because I'm afraid of hearing your fairy name? Maybe it's not because I'm afraid of you, but because I'm afraid of Si Weiyuan."
Lin Moyu plucked the strings vigorously, as if venting his anger.
What was even more speechless was that since he announced his fairy name, no one dared to rush at him anymore, and the surroundings of the fairy house were as quiet as a pool of stagnant water.
Sighing, he plucked the strings lightly instead, trying to find the tune, and sang a love song softly and softly.
He thought he was singing affectionately, but the sound spread to the house with a radius of a kilometer, and had a great impact on the immortals who were asleep or doing exercises with their Taoist companions.
The fairy who fell asleep had a nightmare when he heard his singing; the fairy who was having a happy nightlife heard his voice and immediately suffered from functional impairment, commonly known as inability to lift; some moved out of the fairy mountain overnight.
When Mr. Heng An found him, he happened to pluck the last string and the song ended.
Mr. Heng An was used to hearing his howling ghosts and howling wolves before, so he was still a little bit unsatisfied after listening to it.If it weren't for the task, he would let him sing again.
"Don't sing, don't sing, Xuanzun is mad because of your singing."
Lin Moyu's eyes lit up: "Really?"
Motivated again in an instant, he strummed the strings arrogantly, and the magic voice played again: "Okay, then I will sing louder."
"If you can't help it, come down quickly, or Xuanzun will come to mess with you himself!"
"I can't ask for it."
Lin Moyu plucked the strings randomly and sang a rock song with a very strong modern rhythm.
Mr. Heng An wanted to fly up to the house to catch someone, but he couldn't help shaking his body when he heard it, and started to move with the rhythm.
After a while, I was intoxicated and danced to the music.
In the fairy hall in the center, Xuanzun heard the magic sound again, and beat the bed in anger, got up and put on his clothes, angrily pushed open the door, and looked towards Lin Moyu's house.
Seeing him and Mr. Heng An dancing happily on the beam of the house and on the ground while the other was on the ground, he was so angry that he ordered the fairy servants beside him to bring bows and arrows.
Then he aimed at the bun of Mr. Heng'an who was dancing happily, and shot an arrow first.
The decorative crown on Mr. Heng'an's head was pierced immediately, he gasped, and stopped shaking unexpectedly.
Then another cold arrow came and directly shot the konghou in Lin Moyu's hand.
He was stunned for a moment, arrow feathers shot at him one after another, he dodged hastily, his feet slipped, and he rolled directly off the beam.
At this moment, Xuanzun retracted his bow and said to them through a voice transmission of thousands of miles: "Go back to sleep!"Otherwise, don't blame me for taking your dog's life! "
"..." Due to Xuanzun's lustful power, the two hurriedly separated and went back to their respective homes, each looking for... no, each sleeping separately.
At first, he thought Lin Moyu would be honest by threatening him with an arrow, but he didn't expect that his skin would itch again the next night, and he would go back to his old business.
This time he learned to be smart, and instead of singing in such an obvious place as the beam of the house, he sang continuously while lying on the bed under the quilt.
The sound floated into the ears of Xuanzun who was cultivating in the temple thousands of meters away.
He kept breathing to calm himself down.
But with the continuous noise that entered his ears, his brows became deeper and deeper.
Finally couldn't take it anymore, waved away the barrier, and rushed to Lin Moyu's place angrily.
When he arrived, he kicked open the door and went straight to Lin Moyu's bedroom.
Walking to the bed, he grabbed the mischievous Lin Moyu and shouted, "What are you singing at night? What are you singing? Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"
Lin Moyu pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Can you hear me? We are thousands of meters away."
On the other bed, Si Weiyuan was woken up by them, slowly got up, rubbed his eyes: "What's wrong?"
Only then did Xuanzun notice that there was a little one sleeping on the bed over there.She was shocked that he could still sleep under Lin Moyu's singing, and looked at him in disbelief: "You just sleep in the same room with him, can't you hear him singing?"
Si Weiyuan shook his head.
To be precise, it's not that I didn't hear it, but that I was used to it before, so I didn't care.
Even sometimes fall asleep with his tone-deaf voice.
Over time, no matter how ugly it sounds, it becomes the sound of nature.
Xuanzun left Lin Moyu angrily, pointed at him and said, "I warn you, if you dare to sing another sentence, I will kill your tongue!"
Lin Moyu took the opportunity to negotiate terms: "My lord, well, since you hate me so much, why don't you just let me go?"
"Want to leave? Yes, let Si Weiyuan redeem you with his immortal land and treasury!"
"..."
Put down the harsh words, turned and left angrily.
After leaving the courtyard gate, a sound-proof barrier was set up in the courtyard to prevent Lin Moyu from singing again and harming others.
In the room, Lin Moyu stopped singing, and stared at the top of the bed with serious thoughts.
It seems that the way of singing is not feasible, and we have to find another way to force Xuanzun and the others to drive him away...
When he was fascinated, the little guinea pig came out of the nest and chirped at him, as if he was hungry.
Lin Moyu got out of bed to feed it.
I was bored and squatted on the ground for a while and watched the guinea pigs eat.
Looking at it, his thoughts gradually drifted away, and a plan sprouted in his heart...
The next day, Xuanzun called all the immortals to discuss the matter.
All the immortals with some status went, except Lin Moyu.
Although he was not invited, he came uninvited.
He summoned the big guinea pig from the house, let it carry him and Si Weiyuan out of the house, rampage in the fairy mountain, wandering around.
Soon the fairy mountain was disturbed.
In the end, he rode a guinea pig and blatantly ran outside the hall where Xuanzun and others were discussing matters, deliberately attracting everyone's attention.
Xuanzun watched the farce outside with no expression on his face, nodded his head at the table, and signaled everyone to turn their heads.
Unexpectedly, after wandering outside for a while, Lin Moyu became even more aggressive, and ran into the hall on a guinea pig.
Everyone was startled when they saw a huge monster suddenly barging in, but in the spirit of the majesty of being a fairy, everyone stayed still, sitting quietly on the spot, watching as they watched.
The guinea pig walked around the hall a few times, sniffing here and there.
Lin Moyu pretended to be embarrassed and smiled at Xuanzun: "Sorry, sorry, I couldn't control it for a while, I will let it go out immediately."
Patting the guinea pig's neck, the guinea pig turned its head and tail in an instant, and ran out of the hall in a hurry.
Then Lin Moyu commanded the guinea pig to drive him to the back mountain.
After catching many soul chickens on the mountain, Lin Moyu returned with a full load of trophies on a guinea pig.
At night, these soul chickens become roast chickens.
Lin Moyu cut off the chicken legs, put them on a plate, and enjoyed them with Si Weiyuan.
When Mr. Heng An pushed open the door with cakes and fruits, what he saw was a picture of one big and one small chicken legs gnawing deliciously.
"Yo, it's delicious."
Mr. Heng An walked up to Lin Moyu and sat down, picked up a chicken leg bluntly and started to eat it.
"Well, it tastes good!"
After eating the chicken legs, he took out his handkerchief and wiped his hands, then turned his attention to the melons and fruits he brought, and chatted with Lin Moyu while eating: "By the way, did you see Xuanzun's face when you rode a guinea pig into the palace today? Really made me laugh."
Lin Moyu smiled wryly: "Don't mention it, it's not because he drives me away."
After chatting for a while, Mr. Heng An had a whim and put down the melon shell: "Wouldn't it be a pity to have such delicious food and wine without singing and dancing? Why don't you sing the song that you didn't finish yesterday to help the fun?"
Lin Moyu was a little unbelievable: "Do you like my singing?"
"That's right, although it's ugly, but if you get used to it, it won't taste good."
At this moment, Si Weiyuan took a bite of the chicken leg, and hummed softly: "Hypocrisy."
Lin Moyu immediately became displeased: "Do you mean that I sang badly?"
Si Weiyuan hurriedly put down the drumstick and explained: "No, Master's singing is very nice, and it even helps me fall asleep every night when I sleep."
Lin Moyu was even more unhappy: "You are even more hypocritical."
Mr. Heng An patted Lin Moyu on the shoulder, and smoothed things over: "Children, there is no scruples in children's words, there is no scruples in children's words, it's all right..."
Looking back, he also wanted to comfort the little one, but found that Si Weiyuan was looking coldly at his hand on Lin Moyu's shoulder.
Under his icy gaze, Mr. Heng An withdrew his hand tremblingly.
Although the other party was not Si Weiyuan, that familiar face made him instantly return to the fear of being dominated by Si Weiyuan's aura...
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