Crazy cute pet: God, don't chase me

"It's not good, Shangshen, your rabbit knocked over the cauldron of Taishang Laojun!!" Shangshen: "It's okay, it's just a pot" "It's not good, Shangshen, your rabbit kicked Erlangshen's dog I’m down to the mortal world!!” Shangshen: “It’s okay, it’s just a dog.” “It’s not good, Shangshen, your rabbit is fighting with the son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea!!” Shangshen: “It’s okay, go give the Dragon King Send me the ointment, son." Xiaoxian: "..." "It's not good, God, something really happened this time!! Your rabbit secretly jumped into the reincarnation and went down to earth!!" God: "No problem...wait Wait, what did you say?!" After a gust of wind, only Xiaoxian was left in the room who hadn't regained consciousness.