Chapter 6
Chapter 6
After driving for two days, they finally arrived in the main city of Yanzhou.
Wei Lin got out of the car with a mournful face and tied the front of the car. Jiang also got down and stretched.
"It's tiring to ride the car," Jiang Ye said.
"You're still tired of this, alas, you're really rich." Wei Lin said, looking around, "After two days of dry food, let's go and have a good meal."
Jiang also nodded, which was considered to be his consent.
The two went to a noodle shop and ordered two bowls of hot beef noodles. A talkative person like Wei Lin didn't say a word, but waited anxiously for the noodles to be served, then took the chopsticks and served. I ate it without fear of being hot.In comparison, Jiang seemed much more refined. He still took his time, picked up the noodles, shook them in the air, blew on them, and waited for the noodles to cool before putting them into his mouth.
"Boss, another bowl!" There was still a mouthful of noodles in front of him, and Wei Lin couldn't wait to eat another bowl.
"okay."
There was less than half a bowl of Jiang Ye's noodles left. Hearing this, he looked up at Wei Lin, only to see Wei Lin picked up the bowl and gulped down the noodle soup.I don't know if it was a coincidence, or Wei Lin's calculations were accurate. He finished the soup and just put down the bowl when the second bowl of noodles was already on the table, steaming.
In the end, Wei Lin finished two bowls of noodles, and Jiang also just finished one bowl. Wei Lin burped and couldn't help but admire: "It's really delicious, I feel like I can eat ten more bowls."
"You're a pig." Jiang Ye wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said.After the past few days, Jiang also didn't pay much attention to cleanliness, and now he didn't think there was anything wrong with wiping his mouth with his sleeve.
Wei Lin went to check out with the boss with a playful smile, and asked for directions: "Boss, your side is really delicious."
"Thank you, guest officer, as long as it is delicious, as long as it is delicious."
"I want to ask you whether this Yanzhou is recruiting troops."
"Isn't there a big war in Hanzhou? Everywhere is recruited. Fortunately, my family is a girl, otherwise..."
"We two brothers have wanted to protect our family and our country since we were young, can you tell us how to get to this government office?"
"The government office is a bit far from here, but if you go along this street to the end of the street, there will be a conscription notice, why don't you go and see it?"
"Then thank you boss."
"you are welcome."
Wei Lin turned and walked back to the table, Jiang also got up: "Let's go."
"Ah."
Wei Lin thought that Jiang would want to change his clothes when he was in the city, but he didn't expect that Jiang didn't seem to care anymore. He didn't mention it at all, and he was happy to save money.Although all the money he put at the bottom of the box was exposed under Jiang Ye's coercion, somehow Jiang Ye still put the money on Wei Lin, and Wei Lin did all the checkout and other things. I feel like Jiang Ye's servant.The two walked quickly towards the end of the street at this time, Wei Lin couldn't hold back and said, "Hey, don't you think I look like your servant?"
"Huh? Is there something wrong?"
"Aren't we in a team relationship?"
"Heh, aren't you a servant of my Jiang family?"
"That was a few days ago. Now, if you don't admit that I am your buddy, I will..."
"How about you? Cry for me?" Jiang also smiled. He already had a certain degree of immunity to Wei Lin's indecent tricks.
"I'm really going to cry. I cry when I say so." Wei Lin started to hold back tears as he spoke, which really made people laugh. After holding back for a long time, his eyes were wet, but he couldn't squeeze out a single tear.
"You're the only one who plays a lot." Jiang Ye stretched out his hand and flicked Wei Lin's forehead with an uneasy face.
Wei Lin was about to fight back, when Jiang Ye suddenly looked not far away with a solemn expression, and Wei Lin followed his gaze to look there.It was a restaurant, and there were two people standing at the gate. Judging by their movements and expressions, they must have just satiated and prepared to leave.
"what happened?"
"The figures of those two..." Jiang Ye lowered his voice and said, "They look familiar."
"When you say that, it seems a little bit."
Wei Lin looked carefully again suspiciously, and the two had already gone in the direction they were going.
"It's those two bastards who robbed!" Wei Lin remembered and said loudly.As soon as this remark came out, Jiang also immediately covered his mouth: "Keep your voice down, don't startle the snake. Shall we follow?"
"Ah."
The two immediately agreed and quietly followed behind the two of them.
This followed for a long time, until the two found an open-air tea shop to sit down and drink tea, the two of them looked at each other, they also went to the tea shop in tacit understanding, and sat down in an inconspicuous place. Good to hear those two talking.
"...Yanzhou is quite comfortable, isn't it Fa?"
"Yes, brother, you are right in everything!"
"Look at you so stupid, it's a fucking embarrassment."
"Hey, yes, yes. But brother, how much did you pawn the leather?"
"Hey, weasel skin, how much is it worth? You only gave me five taels. The meal we had in the restaurant just now cost about the same."
Hearing this, Jiang Ye was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
That fox fur, at least worth a hundred taels, was said to be worth five taels of silver by Wei Lin, who was full of nonsense. The two of them actually believed it, how stupid.
"Then what should I do if my brother has no money?"
"I'm afraid of farts!" The man took out something from his waist and slapped it on the table, "You forgot how the money came from? Just go to the outskirts of the city to rob one."
"But brother, you are not a real guy..."
"How do they know?" Before he finished speaking, a chill rose from behind the man, with some ominous premonition. He turned around and saw Wei Lin and Jiang Ye standing behind him, smiling sinisterly.
I saw the two of them sitting down slowly, one on the left and one on the right next to the robber. Jiang Ye kept smiling, reached out to pick up the cloth bag, and opened it unhurriedly to have a look.
Inside was a long piece of wood, one end was sharpened, wrapped in cloth, it really looked like a dagger.
"I didn't expect that there would be people robbing with pieces of wood. You're so brave." Wei Lin said.Jiang also played with the piece of wood and poked the robber hard on the waist.His smile was always hanging on his face, very gloomy, and he said in a low voice: "If you dare to rob someone with a bluff, what will happen if you are found out, don't you have any idea?"
The robber's face was pale and blue, he looked only 20 years old, and his little follower looked even younger, maybe fifteen or sixteen years old.He didn't say anything for a long while, and swallowed, but the little follower spoke first: "You, don't scare my elder brother!"
"Huh?" Jiang Ye turned to look at him, and he was immediately frightened by that look and dared not speak out.
Wei Lin grabbed the robber by the hair and lifted him up from his seat: "Let's talk to the side if we have something to do, and deal with it slowly, don't hinder people's business."
As he spoke, he took a piece of broken silver and put it on the table.The robber was in pain, so he could only stand up according to Wei Lin, which was very funny.
Jiang also snorted coldly: "You also follow."
The two brought the robber and the little follower to a nearby corner where there was no one around, and Wei Lin kicked the robber on the ground: "If I don't blow your head off today, I won't be named Jiang!" With all his strength, he punched the robber one after another. Jiang also watched, not forgetting to correct Wei Lin's speech mistakes: "Your surname is not Jiang, okay?"
"So I won't blow my head off, and I'll go to jail if I blow it up, are you legally blind?"
"Then what cruel words are you talking about?" Jiang also wanted to hit someone when he heard this, so he followed Wei Lin and started beating the two of them.
"Don't you think it's cool?" Wei Lin was busy beating people, and he didn't forget to talk to Jiang Ye.
"I don't think so at all." Jiang Ye replied while typing.
"Gentlemen, I was wrong, can I be wrong!"
"We were so wrong! Stop fighting!"
"Ouch! I beg you, if you beat me again, I'm going to pee!"
……
This one-sided beating lasted for quite a while, until Wei Lin twisted his wrist with too much force, and it came to an end.
Those two people sat on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces. Wei Lin and Jiang were also unambiguous in their fights, especially Wei Lin. Arms and legs, after the front was beaten, people turned over and kicked the butt.
"Where are you from?" Jiang Ye stood aside, straightening his not-so-good clothes, as if he wasn't the one who hit someone just now, and asked expressionlessly.
"Shang...Shangzhou, Qinguan people..."
"Ha, let me just say he's from the south." Wei Lin interjected.
"Professional robbery?"
"Hey, what are you asking, just these two pustules, it's not professional at first glance."
"Then you ask." Jiang Ye gave Wei Lin a blank look, then stopped talking.
The robber looked at himself, and then at the little follower, the little follower was already in pain and couldn't speak, his face was so swollen that his own mother wouldn't be able to recognize him, and he himself wasn't much better, He could only look at Wei Lin and Jiang Ye tremblingly, waiting for their questions.
"What are you two called? Why are you robbing?" Wei Lin squatted down, with a straw in his mouth at some point, "Huh? You don't have eyes, rob us, do we look easy to bully?"
Didn’t you all run away in fright, the robber thought to himself, but he didn’t dare to say anything on the face, so he had to reply timidly: “No, no, no money, I didn’t expect the two masters to be so powerful, yes We are sick, we are stupid... My name is Jia Da, he is Jia Er. We came all the way from Qinguan, we have no money, so we can only... I am really sorry for the two masters..."
"Hey, two brothers. What are you doing in Yanzhou?"
"No, Jia Er is an orphan. I have been with me since he was a child, so I named him Jia Er. We offended a nobleman in Qinguan, wanted to escape in Yanzhou, and ran out of money on the way to rob you... "
"Forget it, they've been beaten, and they've run out of money, so it's useless to ask so many questions," Jiang Ye said suddenly.
Wei Lin stood up and looked at him, a little in disbelief: "Then forget it?" The straw in his mouth moved up and down with the movement of his lips when he spoke. He stretched out his hand and pulled out the straw and slammed it on the ground: "Don't do this kind of thing, dirt."
"You don't care about me." Wei Lin said unhappily, but he didn't dare to pick it up and put it in his mouth again, "That's all?"
"What else do you want?"
"It's okay to take two younger brothers." Wei Lin said and glanced at them.
"It also……"
"We can, we can! The two of you will be our big brothers from now on!" Before Jiang Ye could say anything, Jia Da nodded hurriedly. Seeing Jia Day agreeing, Jia Er also nodded frantically.
"No, we're going to fight, why don't we bring our younger brother?" Jiang Ye said.
"Let's go, let's go!" Wei Lin was stopped this time.As if dissatisfied with the younger brother's words of robbing the elder brother, Wei Lin looked at Jia Da and Jia Er viciously, and reprimanded him with a fist: "The elder brother didn't speak, can the younger brother speak? There are no rules!"
"Okay big brother!"
Wei Lin nodded in satisfaction, and Chong Jiang also said: "It's okay, wouldn't it be good to have two more brothers? How magnificent."
"Don't be poor, everyone is a pawn after enlisting in the army, why do you have a younger brother?"
Jia Da stretched out his hand weakly and asked, "Can I talk?"
"Sure." Wei Lin enjoyed the feeling of being a big brother, and quickly agreed.
"Actually, Jia Er and I also had the idea of becoming a soldier." Jia Da said and glanced at Jia Er. Jia Er, to show the truth of the words, continued, "Yes, yes, yes!"
Jia Da continued: "The two of us don't know anything, but we still have a strong body and bones. Let's fight, at least control our stomachs!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
"Well, let's see." Wei Lin looked at Jiang Ye proudly.
Jiang was also a little helpless. He originally wanted to join the army, but now he went with them, so there was nothing unreasonable.What's more, the two of them just beat him up. By the way, are these two people out of their minds?
As soon as Jiang Ye's thoughts appeared in his mind, Wei Lin asked for him: "However, we beat you like this, and you still recognize us as the big brother?"
Jia Da said: "Hey, robbing is not what we thought, and I felt very sorry. The two big brothers are so good at fighting, it's not a loss to be your younger brother." He said with bruises on his face Red and swollen, with nosebleeds, and smiling at Wei Lin.
"Look, he's a nice person, and he's honest. Forget it, let's vent our anger about the robbery." Wei Lin leaned into Jiang Ye's ear and said, "If you're away from home, have more friends to protect you. Trust me." .”
Jiang also felt that what Wei Lin said made sense, so he didn't say anything more, just acquiescing.
"Okay, wipe your face clean, and go to the government office with us." Wei Lin said.
"Okay, but what do you call the two brothers?"
"My name is Wei Lin, and his name is Jiang Ye. As for the eldest brother, of course I am the eldest brother."
"Huh?" Jiang also looked at him.
"Uh, he's the big brother." Wei Lin changed his words resentfully, and added in a low voice: "What are you pretending to be? I don't want to be the big brother."
"Wei Lin, do you want to be beaten again?"
"..."
Jia Da supported Jia Er to stand up, and said wittily, "Then Brother Jiang and Brother Wei!"
"Let's go, if it's late, it may have to wait until tomorrow."
"Let's go."
Just like that, Jiang Ye and Wei Lin's team suddenly became a four-member team.
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