once had a boyfriend

Chapter 138 What a unique typo

He Lingfei saw that my attitude was obviously provocative, and He Lingfei was provoked to a duel with me by the lake of xx.But she also told me not to tell He Tian and Ge Ge...

The text she sent was quite interesting, it was Jiang who said, "You bitch, I want to take good care of you, don't cry, lest my brother find out..."

He Lingfei didn't know what was going on in her head, I saved all the messages she sent me, and I will study them for He Tiangege when he comes back.

After I sent the message about meeting by the lake, I stopped talking, and He Lingfei sent a few more messages to protest with me.Seeing that I don't reply, I won't send it, saying that I will wait and see tomorrow night, I must look good...

After that, I contacted the God of Words again.In fact, Yanshen refused this matter at first, but he couldn't hold back my enthusiasm, lively, cheerful, generous and helpful... So Yanshen said that he could make friends with He Lingfei.

Anyway, it's OK for Yanshen to say so, whether he can do it or not, let's put the two of them together and go through the tricks first.

I also told Yanshen that He Lingfei is rather shy, and I guess she will ask where Xiaobai has gone, so I must hold her down at this time, and don't let her run away.

Originally, I was only afraid that my secrets would be revealed soon, so I sent this "reminder message" to Yanshen, but I didn't expect that this "recommendation message" turned out to be the source of a disaster, and it was also the beginning of a bad relationship between the two of them...

The reason is the sauce.

I sent this text message very smoothly, and I didn't think of any embellishments.In fact, I have always been like this, so I have a lot of typos.

I remember that President Liu of the Literature Club once told me after reading my article that my article was actually written very well, but there were a lot of typos and it seemed that I was not serious enough.The attitude is not correct.

However, the degree and level of my usual typos and typos are not high, which can be forgiven.

However, in the "reminder message" I sent to Yanshen, "steady" was actually typed as "kiss"! !

"He Lingfei is a shy girl, especially when she sees you so handsome. She will probably ask where Xiaobai has gone. You must kiss her at this time! Don't let her run away!!!"

This is the "exhortation message" I sent to Yanshen, after which Yanshen sent a long series of ellipses.But I didn't notice the abnormality of my previous message, and continued to say, "Don't worry, just do it! It's no problem!!"

It is impossible to put this matter in the head of a normal person, but fortunately, Yanshen is not an ordinary person.His logic of thinking is beyond compare! !

I said so, and he did.And the prerequisites are exactly as I expected.The two talked with the yellow rose as a token, and He Lingfei asked the little white man anxiously.He also said that he would leave if he could not see Gu Xiaobai.So... hehe~~~

The news spread the next day that Yanshen actually had five fingerprints on his face! !Some people took photos, there are pictures and the truth! !Yanshen, the great god who has been a great master in AC University for several years, is finally on the homepage today! ! !

This incident tells us that no matter how hard you try to study academics, it is not as attractive as gossip! !

My first feeling when I saw this news was—it was so dangerous!Luckily I didn't go!Even Yan Shen can't figure out who else I can send...

Later, it was Xixi who showed me the story relayed by an insider.I was so scared that I was covered in white hair... Even He Lingfei dared to "kiss", Yanshen, you are really a god! ! !Kneel to God! ! !

He Tian was also incredulous about someone forcibly kissing his sister, so I dug out the communication log and showed He Tian my typos.

He Tian Ge Ge's expression was particularly speechless, "Your typo...is really unique."

What a unique typo, hehe~

But I think it is necessary to clarify for Yanshen, otherwise the impression of this hooligan is not very good.I dare to say that God's first life's fame is ruined~

With a very good conscience, I climbed onto the forum and posted a post to admit my mistake, appealing to everyone not to misunderstand, and to say that I am innocent.

My post got a lot of responses.There are actually many people asking me to kneel down and admit my mistake? ! !

However, the sentence that received the most praise was "What a unique typo."

The young master of the Jiang family's reply was also pushed to a prominent position, and received numerous praises—"If you make any typos again, I will kiss you."

Well, typos are not good, I am not careful enough.I appeal to everyone to minimize the occurrence of typos in the future.Although I have been used to typos for many years, it is still difficult to correct them in a while...

As soon as this incident happened, Yanshen was completely confused, not knowing what happened.He Lingfei threatened to kill me with a knife, but he never took action.

There is no doubt that the reason why He Lingfei didn't move was because he estimated He Tiangege.If it wasn't for He Tian Ge Ge, she must have already started, but if it wasn't for He Tian Ge Ge, He Lingfei and I—what kind of enmity! !

Later I asked Yanshen what he thought of He Lingfei.Yanshen said it was not bad, but somehow He Lingfei ignored him.I said Gu Liang's family is more shy, so take your time.

Yanshen still kept my words in mind and decided to take it slowly.Send messages to He Lingfei every day.One time, He Lingfei couldn't help but called me and scolded me, and the sentence that impressed me the most was, "Introduce a funny girl to me, and I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost!!"

My sister's thinking logic is really drunk.

Later I asked He Tian Gege if He Lingfei didn't like the type of Yanshen.He Tian thought about it for a while, but he didn't know what his sister's taste was.

So I had another idea, how about pulling all the single men around me out to show He Lingfei.

He Tian was very speechless about this, saying that his sister had a lot of blind dates and friendships in the early years, but she didn't mean anything at all.I asked what types of men they were.He Tian Ge Ge's information seems to be very important. He Lingfei is a beautiful woman, and has countless men and types after him, but she doesn't like them.

Those men are either shameless, or they love to show off their wealth, love to dress up, and they are very flamboyant.And the pervert was drooling all over the place without saying a few words, staring at his chest and thighs...

After listening to these, I feel deeply drunk.But aren't most men like this?I can't move when I see a beautiful woman.I can't blame those men, it's because my sister is so beautiful, ahem~

I've been thinking about it, but I can't think of a more honest friend.And the friends around her are almost all younger than He Lingfei. Although it fits her younger brother's hobby, this is to choose a male friend, not a younger brother.

In order to solve He Lingfei's matter, I was depressed for several days.He Tian Gege also comforted me and told me not to think about it, just let nature take its course.

Although it is good on the mouth, it is inevitable that I still can't let it go.I know that He Lingfei can't change He Tiangege's mind, but if such a brother-in-law doesn't find a man to assist in the treatment, it will be detrimental to her future work and life.

On this day, He Tian and Gege sent me to work in a convenience store. He Lingfei happened to come to see He Tian, ​​and he was upset when he saw my shoulders and back, so she turned her face to show me.

He Tian Ge Ge sent me to the store, and He Lingfei followed me all the way.I had goosebumps on my back, I was afraid that He Lingfei would do something to me when He Tian left.Although the strength of force is equal to my two strengths, I can't do anything to a woman, and she is still a beauty...

He Tian and Ge Ge didn't seem to be worried about anything, he sent it to me and I said it back.He didn't read my eyes asking for help at all.

I thought that He Lingfei would follow when He Tian left, but unfortunately, I was right.He Lingfei was squatting in the convenience store, and as soon as He Tiangege left, she came to me arrogantly.

"Don't make trouble, this place is all public property." I reminded.

"Yo~ What's wrong with the public property, my mother is running away with her things now, so it has to be blamed on you~"

"…………"

"Why don't you talk, you bitch, let's see how many days you can dance~"

"..." I still ignored her, counted the handful of coins on the table and put them into the box.

Seeing that I ignored her, He Lingfei felt that she was being belittled, and was very upset.He picked up a bottle of freshly squeezed coconut juice and held it high, "If you don't say anything, believe it or not, I'll smash it..."

Just when I thought I was going to be crushed to death by her, a hand stretched over her head and took down the bottle of freshly squeezed coconut juice.Then put it on the table, the voice sounded very listless, "That's it."

I looked gratefully at my savior, "Senior Zhang Le? Why are you here??"

Zhang Le's face was indifferent, "Come here to repair the computer..."

He Lingfei on the side was not happy, "Hey!! How did you come out, dare to take something from my mother!!!"

Senior Zhang Le was as calm as ever, and such a beautiful woman continued to talk to me beside me, "... I finished my training, come here and surf the Internet."

"Didn't you hear my old lady talking to you?? Turn me around!!!"

Seeing me stunned, Senior Zhang Le did not forget to remind me, "Settling the score."

"Oh oh oh..." I hurriedly settled the coconut milk bill for him.

He Lingfei was upset, looking like she was going to bite someone... She picked up the metal mop stick and threw it towards this side.I couldn't see it hurt me, so I didn't move.However, senior Zhang Le didn't move at all, and took He Lingfei's stick firmly.

He Lingfei's attack is really dark, Zhang Le's senior is just a passerby, she is ruthless.Although the mop stick wasn't very heavy, she was strong enough, and a stream of blood was already dripping from Senior Zhang Le's forehead...

Seeing the situation, He Lingfei was stunned for a moment, and I quickly found a band-aid or something.

Senior Zhang Le waved his hand, and said to He Lingfei expressionlessly, "You've been nagging me in my ear, why don't you just take one coconut milk, and you won't go and get another one yourself."

"…………"

He Lingfei was so choked that she didn't speak.Senior Zhang Le took a large band-aid, settled the bill together, picked up the coconut milk and left...

Leaving me and He Lingfei behind, the air froze for a long time...

It was He Lingfei who spoke first, "Do you... know that person just now?"