once had a boyfriend

Chapter 146 Counterattack! ! !

When I got home, my eldest cousin had come out to greet me enthusiastically.Because I was a little guilty, I didn't wait for my cousin to ask me why she didn't come to rescue me in time when He Lingfei came.

The eldest cousin laughed very brightly, and said that she really wanted to go, but there was a sudden situation.This delay forgot about it.

Forget, forget, forget... I am a little cousin who is forgotten in a corner where no one else can see...

Hearing my cousin say that she actually forgot about me, the loss in my heart became even more serious.After a hearty dinner, I felt a little tasteless.

My mother was a little worried when she saw that my appetite had dropped sharply.He also asked me if I was worried.I didn't say anything, just shook my head.It is said that my mother asked my eldest cousin again later, and the eldest cousin said that I was just broken in love.

When my mother heard that I was broken in love, she didn't focus on the word "broken love" at all.Instead, I focus on when I started to fall in love. The eldest cousin told my mother that it was not long after the start of freshman year.My mother later came to ask me why I hadn’t mentioned it to her. I had to tell my mother that the matter was complicated and I couldn’t open my mouth...

And the news about my cousin is not accurate, why did it start in my freshman year, and I suffered a lot in my freshman year.But strictly speaking, it seems that He Tian and I have never been officially together.

Therefore, we are pure.

My mother actually advised me to be more magnanimous, even if someone else is getting emotional, I should find out more about my own problems.Moreover, you have to be more considerate of Gu Liang, forgive if you can forgive, anyway, it's not a big deal, it's not easy for two people to be together...

I felt that what my mother said had some truth, so I took He Tiangege as a joker, and began to examine the problems we had before the two of us.Hmm... The conclusion is that most of Gu Liang's mistakes can be forgiven.

The eldest cousin was very happy to hear what my mother said, as if my mother approved of the matter between me and He Tian.However, I know that my mother said this on the premise that the other party is a "cool mushroom".

My mother also asked me if I still had contact with that Yan Shaochuan.Speaking of which, I haven't seen Yan Shaochuan in a semester.I haven't seen or paid attention to him since he disappeared from the basketball game during the holidays.Thinking about it this way, I feel a little indifferent, because at least I said that I want to treat Yan Shaochuan as a friend, but now I just ignore it.In fact, I was also afraid that he might misunderstand something, so it's better to keep a distance as much as possible.

Before going to bed at night, my eldest cousin continued to give me lectures, asking me to be magnanimous and tolerate the fault of "Mushroom Cool".

I lay in the warm bed, as if I was listening to a bedtime story, and I was so sleepy and stubborn.

The eldest cousin saw me like this, so she changed the subject, "By the way, Bai~ What happened when I forgot you before you made me..."

"What's the matter..." I asked, but it was just a formality.If I don't ask my eldest cousin, I will definitely not be happy.

"Mu Linlin is engaged."

"!!!"

I was half awake all of a sudden, and sat up from the quilt, "What are you talking about?!"

The eldest cousin saw that I finally regained my energy, "I mean, your old classmate, just that little one, Mu Linlin, is engaged~"

"Engaged??? With whom???"

The big expression looked at me inexplicably, "Who else, his boyfriend~~~"

"The current law in our country does not recognize same-sex marriage???"

"People just make an appointment first, and then register abroad..."

"…………"

"Look at them, how much they love each other, and then look at you, who are still arguing." The big expression shook his head helplessly, "Your time in the past year and a half is nothing but a waste, not even a little substantive." ~"

"...what else do you want?"

"Don't they all love each other, rolling sheets or something, why do you have to work so hard when it comes to you~"

"I'm a serious person." I said seriously.

"Just like you, if you don't hurry up now, you will be even worse when you enter the society~"

"...What are you talking about~"

The eldest cousin patted me on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Bai~ There is only so much that eldest cousin can say, and you have to decide what to do. If one day you think about something and need help from eldest cousin, speak up. Big cousin must do her best..."

"…………"

After my cousin left, I tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

Check the time, it's 11:45pm.I don't know if Sisi is asleep.I tried to send a text message to Xixi, which roughly said what my cousin said to me, and it would be more appropriate to ask her what I should do now.

Xixi replied with two words in seconds, "Counterattack!!!"

………………

counterattack.Counterattack is counterattack! ! !

But these two words are easy to say, but very difficult to put into practice, especially those like He Tian...

When I told my cousin and Sissy about my decision, they were both very pleased and wanted to make an implementation plan for me.Xixi immediately booked a ticket and said she would come to my house in a day.

Immediately, I felt that it seemed a little motivating, but I was also deeply moved by their "deep affection and friendship" for me.

After Xixi arrived, we didn't even finish the welcome meeting, so we were busy making counterattack plans.This is the first time that Xixi and her eldest cousin met. The two of them really... met each other late, and cherished each other...

The two chatted so that it was a speculation!Talking about a certain novel, a certain drama, a certain CP I like, it's like I'm listening to a book from heaven...

First of all, she roughly gave me a style line for the implementation of the counterattack plan.The two of them analyzed the relative conditions between me and He Tian Ge Ge, and felt that it was impossible for me to achieve a real counterattack.

Therefore, the counter-offensive line of the euphemistic and roundabout factions was formulated.

First, the euphemism counterattack plan.It refers to taking advantage of the personality differences between He Tian and me to make me create a pitiful situation and win the sympathy of He Tian and Ge Ge.In order to achieve the goal of capturing He Tian Gege.

Second, the counter-offensive plan of the detour faction.In a narrow sense, it is the technique of seduction.Precondition: He Tian Gege likes me, but he has never had sex with me.Now that he is mad at me, this method still works very well.

After listening to her two words, I think the euphemism is very good.But she both felt that the second set of plans should be used.I was very depressed, how much they wanted me to have sex with He Tian...

Both Xixi and the eldest cousin adhere to the principle of "mentally supporting and physically surrounding" when dealing with male and female CPs.I'm really worried about this.

In order to persuade me, Xixi also told me the disadvantages of euphemism.The main reason is He Tian Ge Ge's personality. If he is really angry, he will not take soft and hard things. Such a tactful plan does not guarantee success.

Moreover, the two of them found my previous behavior really irritating and unforgivable.

I feel like I've been hit in the head with an arrow. I'm actually very confused about the previous incident, okay? If I knew that the ticket was given by He Tian, ​​why would I ask my senior sister~

In addition, He Tian had always been hostile to senior sister Gu Lina before, so he must be really angry this time.It is basically useless to rely solely on language strategies and behavioral pretending to be pitiful.So she both admired the second roundabout counterattack plan.

So, when my objection was invalid, they began to prepare for this roundabout counterattack plan...

My mother was very happy to see Xixi, she probably thought there was something wrong with me and Xixi.Xixi is still quite attractive. Although he is a little chubby, he is a beauty in the chubby world.

Xixi said that most of the elders especially like her.My mother's performance fully reflects this.It was a proactive, enthusiastic and lively one.Show off all the special dishes that I have cultivated in the past few decades.

Xixi is also very good at talking, and she is very happy with my mother's praise.My mother hasn't been so warm and thoughtful to me for many years...

In the next few days, Xixi and the eldest cousin collected relevant materials separately, referred to relevant literary works and film and television dramas, and began to summarize the plans suitable for me to implement.

The first point of the roundabout counterattack plan is to have a suitable location for implementing this plan.So, they told me to go to He Tian's house right away.But I called He Lingfei and asked around. It is said that He Tian, ​​Gege and Shen Qingyuan went to some annual meeting, and they will not be at home for the whole year, and they probably won't be back until school starts.

So, the plan became, as soon as the next semester begins, I will go to the dormitory supervisor to ask for a change of dormitory.Moved to live with He Tian Gege.

The second point of the roundabout counterattack plan is to understand the other party's preferences.He Tian Ge Ge likes me, everyone knows this.So this preference refers to people other than me.According to the comprehensive summary of He Tian Ge Ge's various preferences in the past few days, all the ones that can be used have been extracted.

Hetiangege's favorite animal is a cat, and it is a little yellow cat. Although I also like this kind of cat, it is said that Hetiangege has a special love for this kind of cat.So I was taken to the barber shop by my cousin and Sisera, and I was cut into a very cute hairstyle and dyed the color of a little yellow cat.

Of course, only this is not enough.I don't know where the inspiration came from, the two went to the mall hand in hand, and bought me two kitten panties...

The eldest cousin also asked for a cat ear clip from her friend, and handed it to me for me to make good use of.

I think these things are so exaggerated that they become abnormal when they are worn.So I just kept it silently, and didn't really intend to use it...

Next, the big cousin and Xixi summed up a lot of provocative skills, let me see and learn.I took a cursory look at it and decided that I couldn't do it at all, I'm just a good person.

Regarding this roundabout counterattack plan, I initially rejected it.

That day, Mu Linlin called me and asked me to go out for dinner with some old classmates who had a good relationship.I know this is a letter to me, asking me to prepare some money.

Thinking of this, I feel a little uncomfortable. The money is a custom handed down from the ancestors.I'm still in school, where can I find money for him.Although I earned some hard money from working in a convenience store, I still feel unwilling to hand it over to others...