Chapter 131
Chapter 131
Mother Lu was right, Lu Nianxian was really picky for a while.
Lev, the author's nonsense, foodie Stey said well, the reasons why some people have a good appetite are similar, that is because they just like to eat, but picky eaters have their own picky eaters. .Some people are picky eaters on a physiological level, because they cannot accept the taste or appearance of a certain food from the very beginning. For example, some people do not like to eat onion, ginger and garlic by nature.Some people are picky eaters on the psychological level. For example, they are often forced to eat certain foods so that they get tired of eating, or they swear not to touch certain foods because of beliefs and other reasons.
On the physiological level, Lu Nianxians (the word "men" is not wrong) do not like to eat ginger.There is no reason, I just don't like to eat anyway, just like some people don't like garlic by nature, and some people don't like coriander by nature.He felt like throwing up at the smell of ginger.This should be the only thing he can't eat.
On the psychological level, there are various reasons for Lu Nianxian's picky eaters.
Dr. Lu, as a theoretical strongman, resolutely supports all kinds of TCM theories of health maintenance.For example, he only drank plain water to quench his thirst, and resolutely refused to drink all kinds of bottled drinks.His insistence is actually right, but he went a little too far in execution.For another example, he resolutely only eats light food when eating, and only eats seasonal and local fruits.The Lu family's dining table is full of flowers, who can bear to eat grass with Lu Miracle Doctor every day!
As for Emperor Lu, our emperor is very picky. He felt that after eating garlic, his mouth smelled bad, so he didn't eat garlic. Putao, I feel that the presentation of a certain dish is not artistic enough, so I will never touch that dish for the whole meal. I think a certain dish is delicious, but as an emperor, how can I be addicted to my appetite, so I don’t eat it...
General Lu is relatively sensible and is not picky about food under normal circumstances, but he does not like meat.
When various states appeared in turn, Lu Nianxian seemed to be picky all the time.At that time, Lu's father, Lu's mother and the chefs of Lu's family were exhausted physically and mentally.Lu Nianxian is growing up and needs to strengthen his nutrition, but he doesn't eat this and that, what should he do?
Fortunately, such a serious problem of picky eating did not last long, Lu Nianxian worked hard to overcome it by himself.
the reason is……
One day, after a few seconds of chaos when Emperor Lu left the switching state, he found that he was actually holding a big elbow in his hand!Greasy big elbow!His mouth is greasy, and his hands are greasy too!Emperor Lu is about to go crazy!As an emperor, how could he hold his elbows and gnaw? !Although this elbow smells really good.Undoubtedly, it must have been General Lu who was eating before Emperor Lu appeared.
Damn it, he actually took our bodies and gnawed on our elbows! !I must take revenge on him!Unable to stand his greasy hands, Emperor Lu quickly dropped his elbows, ran to the bathroom to wash his hands carefully, and then said very irritablely, "From now on, I want to be vegan! Be vegan!"
At that time, it wasn't long before Lu Nianxian started "sickness", and the people around him couldn't figure out the reason for his "sickness", and couldn't cooperate well, so Lu Nianxian was in a long-term irritability.When he made a request, everyone dared not disobey him.Therefore, when Emperor Lu said that he wanted to be a vegetarian, and Miracle Doctor Lu had a good acceptance of vegetarian food, everyone really prepared vegetarian food for him.General Lu didn't eat meat for several meals.
General Lu endured and endured, but in the end he couldn't hold back, and he also began to take revenge.
So, as long as it was General Lu's time, he would gnaw on fried chicken legs non-stop.When General Lu switched to Emperor Lu, Emperor Lu looked down, holding fried chicken legs in his hand.When General Lu switched to Doctor Lu, the doctor looked down and saw a pile of gnawed leftover chicken bones on the table.
Doctor Lu is about to go crazy!High-calorie fried chicken drumsticks, you can eat as much as you want, and your body will not want it!
So, when it was time for Miracle Physician Lu, he began to make himself a traditional Chinese medicine tea.When Miracle Doctor Lu switched to Emperor Lu, Emperor Lu smacked his mouth, and there was a strange taste in his mouth.When Miracle Doctor Lu switched to General Lu, General Lu smacked his mouth and felt a strange taste in his mouth.
Meow meow!What the hell is this smell!
Battle situation escalated!
You are neither benevolent, don't blame me for being unrighteous!Knowing that Miracle Physician Lu only ate seasonal and locally produced fruits, Emperor Lu was so annoyed that he ordered people to buy a lot of overseas fruits, and ate them slowly.General Lu continued to feast on fish and meat.After eating like this, Lu Nianxian definitely had diarrhea.
The situation continued to escalate.
In fact, Lu Nianxian is really picky about food and only picks one thing, that is, he doesn't eat ginger, the others are hypocritical!
In a fit of rage, Dr. Lu chose the revenge method of killing one thousand enemies and injuring eight hundred.He stuffed a piece of pickled ginger into his mouth, resisted the desire to vomit, chewed and swallowed.When switching to Emperor Lu, Emperor Lu smacked his mouth, the taste of ginger was still in his mouth, and he almost vomited.But the emperor's vengeance was very heavy, he held it back firmly, and ate another piece of ginger to retaliate against other states.When it was switched to General Lu, General Lu smacked his mouth and rushed to the bathroom to rinse his mouth.After finally getting rid of the smell of ginger, he changed his mind, he couldn't let other states benefit, so he also resisted the desire to vomit, and chewed a piece of ginger dryly...
This war is really tragic.
Lu's father who watched the whole process quietly said to Lu's mother in private: "Our son is going to do something big when he sees it."
"What do you mean?"
"Too ruthless to myself... Tsk, I really sympathize with his future opponent. There is nothing he can't do to a person who is so ruthless to himself!"
"...Have you ever said that about your son!"
"Yes, it's me."
The killing power of ginger is amazing! The Buffs finally chose a truce.During the truce, each state swore their own honor and put forward several principles of peaceful coexistence. One of them is that each state must solemnly promise not to use ginger as a weapon first.From then on, although Miracle Doctor Lu still insisted on maintaining his health, he would not do it deliberately; Habit expresses understanding.Hello, me, hello, everyone, everyone is really good.
For Lu's father and Lu's mother, they were relieved to find that although their son hated ginger even more, he was finally less picky in other aspects.Lu's father and Lu's mother thought ginger was great, so they jokingly awarded it a Nobel Peace Prize in the vegetable industry.
The above can be called the Ginger Incident, and the peaceful coexistence treaty signed between the states can be called the Ginger Treaty.
General Lu, who leaned on the door panel and was narcissistic, suddenly realized a problem. He had an idea to play Emperor Lu in such an embarrassing situation. Was this behavior a violation of the ginger treaty?It shouldn't be counted... After all, he didn't stuff ginger slices into his mouth!
Tsk, it's a big deal to help Emperor Lu say more good things in front of Jing Yupeng!
The upright General Lu thought so.Just then, there was a knock on the door.
After getting dressed, Jing Yupeck knocked on the door and said, "I...ah, no, it's Caomin. The Caomin has already dressed, and I hope the emperor will forgive the Caomin's crime of disrespect." Your Majesty is so kind It's shameless to look at others, but ask others to apologize to him in turn.
General Lu quickly opened the door and said, "Don't call me the emperor."
Jing Yupeng nodded sensibly. He thought that Lu Nianxian suffered from multiple personality symptoms. Hearing what General Lu said, he thought that Lu Nianxian had a different personality.He remembered what Lu's mother said, and knew that he had to cooperate with Lu Nianxian, so he tentatively asked: "Then... I call you Brother Lu?"
General Lu nodded reservedly and said, "Yes."
Jing Yupeng didn't bring a change of clothes, so he was wearing General Lu's clothes at the moment.Lu Nianxian's clothes are taken care of by a special person, and the wardrobe is updated on a quarterly basis. Except for a few favorite clothes, other clothes are often donated when the wardrobe is updated after only being worn a few times.In other words, Lu Nianxian's clothes from a few years ago are definitely gone.Jing Yupeng was wearing his current clothes, which looked a bit too big, with the neckline wide open, allowing people to see his beautiful collarbone and the large piece of bare skin below the collarbone at a glance.General Lu averted his eyes a little uncomfortably.
On the contrary, Jing Yupeng didn't feel anything wrong at all!Although he was seen naked just once, Jing Yupeng never felt too embarrassed.Because everyone is a boy!When I lived in the country with my grandfather, the boys in the village went to swim in the stream naked together!There are boys, big and small, and after swimming, everyone sometimes has a boring competition to see who can pee farther, etc.
"Brother Lu, it's still early to go to bed. What should we do to pass the time? We agreed to play a stand-alone confrontation game. You can play other games if you want to." Jing Yupeck said.Fearing that the several personalities would not have memories of each other, Jing Yupeng explained thoughtfully.
"Can you lower the military flag? We can play with the military flag and chat by the way." General Lu asked.
"Yes." Jing Yupeng is simply versatile, "I can also go and chess. I have just started learning Go, and I am better at chess."
So, General Lu went back to his room and found a box of military flags.
When playing chess, General Lu quietly praised Emperor Lu several times to make up for his mistakes, similar to "If you want to talk about Go, when I call myself Zhen, you should hurry up and ask me for advice. I am very good at Go." Those who are emperors are more calculating.
I don't know if Emperor Lu will be surprised when he finds out that General Lu praised him so much.
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Surprised?
At two o'clock in the morning, Emperor Lu woke up.He already knew what General Lu had done.
Hehe, no one dares to plot against an emperor like that!
Emperor Lu got up expressionlessly, and walked to the kitchen expressionlessly pulling on his slippers.There was no one in the kitchen, only the automatic sensor lights were on.Emperor Lu opened the refrigerator expressionlessly, took out a box of sauced elbows, and put the elbows in the microwave to heat up.
Ding.
The heating is successful, and the elbow is fragrant.
Emperor Lu carried his elbows to the outside of Lu's father and Lu's mother's bedroom.He knocked, knocked again, knocked again.Mom and Dad were woken up.Dad asked Mom to stay asleep, got up and opened the door to check the situation, and asked sleepily, "What are you going to do?"
Emperor Lu raised his elbow and asked, "Father, do you and mother want to have supper? This is the general's honor to you."
Father Lu: "..."
Such filial piety is really unworthy!
With a snap, Father Lu closed the door.
Mother Lu's confused voice came from inside the door: "Who knocked on the door?" Then Father Lu's voice coaxing Mother Lu: "No one knocked on the door, you got it wrong, everything is an illusion." Mother Lu asked again : "Is it the boss?" Dad Lu said: "Don't we only have one young son?"
Emperor Lu returned to the living room with the sauced elbow in his hand, and happily gnawed on it.In fact, he has wanted to eat elbows like this for a long time, but he just couldn't let go of the emperor's burden.However, it doesn't matter, it's not Emperor Lu who is eating the elbow, but General Lu, and Lu's father is the witness!
Ah, it is indeed a big meal!
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