Chapter 116
Chapter 116
Everyone looked at Zhou Youyu, who was pale, and couldn't bear it for a while.
Only Xu Xun is as immovable as a mountain.
Mo Yu whispered: "You are an ordinary person after all, you will be afraid when encountering these things?"
Kong Bai frowned: "How about sealing his memory of seeing all this?"
Zhou Youyu hurriedly grabbed Xu Xun, bit his ear and said, "Don't seal my memory, otherwise the matter of eating rice cakes won't count!"
With the memory sealed, he couldn't share today's very happy scene with other colleagues.
Zhou Youyu never imagined in his lifetime that the demon hunter and the exorcist would regard each other as the demon king's camp. Is there anything more fun in the world than this?
For the order of the demon world, of course there is nothing more amusing than this!
How could it be possible for the truly malicious and evil Demon Realm Orders not to take advantage of the chaos to make both parties even more dizzy?
Xu Xun saw the excitement and mischief in Zhou Youyu's eyes, and squinted at him: "I didn't say to seal your memory, it's because you're afraid, just don't put on an air."
This person is obviously daring, but he wants to embarrass himself by acting like a little white lotus, he looks very hot-eyed.
Zhou Youyu, who was really frightened into a cold sweat by the high imitation hook, straightened his tie: "Forget it if you're stupid."
The demon hunters caught two leaders who were suspected to be the minions of the demon world order. They wanted to interrogate them immediately, but they directly sealed their five senses and sat on the ground without moving.
Zhen Hanshan looked suspiciously at the two people who had sealed off their five senses. The opponent's method was a bit like a Buddhist method. He probed for a while and shook his head: "Now they have no sense, they don't listen, they don't see, they don't think, they don't move, they don't. Said. It’s strange, it’s actually the lost body-sacrificing meditation spell of our Buddhist sect, but it’s changed a little bit by someone, it’s not used by sitting meditation, it will be lifted in two days, and now it’s really impossible to interrogate them.”
Apparently, the two leaders, the old and the young, wanted to stall for time until the fleeing people came to rescue them.
"The monks can't escape the temple if they run away, lock them in a confinement room, and wait for their accomplices to throw themselves into the net!" Kong Bai said immediately.
Monk Zhen Hanshan: "White Peacock, are you polite?"
"This is a metaphor, it's not about you, what are you doing right? Don't you, a monk, look down on anyone? You don't even listen to what my elder brother says. Why don't you go to the sky like this." Kong Bai is extremely defensive and has always disliked Zhenhan Mountain's eyes were higher than the top, and the poisonous tongue attribute exploded immediately.
If you want to say who taught the quintuplets that they don’t respect their teachers, it’s definitely the great monk who made trouble in Hanshan. He had long wanted to abduct the quintuplets and become his disciples, but the quintuplets thought it was too ugly to be a monk and shave their heads. Only then did he learn from Kong Mo.
Now that the quintuplets have reached the stage of rebellion, they still want to learn how to draw talismans from Zheng Xuanli. Zheng Xuanli is from his own family, and of course the peacock, who protects his shortcomings, will not take his anger out on him, so he gets angry at the monk who has always been aloof.
Zhen Hanshan is as immobile as a mountain: "I can tell, you are not polite."
Then he also meditated on the spot, ignoring Kong Bai.
Kong Mo glanced around, then lowered his head and took out his phone.
A few seconds later, other demon hunters received a message from Kong Mo's work group.
[Lock them up, Zheng Xuanli left some tracking spells on the other suspicious people, inform Zheng Xuanli, let him find those people.We are going to summon the spirit of the demon god and wait for the return of the demon god. 】
The demon hunters looked up at Kong Mo, who was just a few steps away, who was still sitting in the center of the room, his expressions were so indescribable.
Well, the problem of Kong Moshe's fear is indeed hopeless.
During the two days when Ni Tianmei was hospitalized, everyone saw that he was acting as usual, and thought that he had overcome his fear, but now it seems——
Kong Mo clearly slapped his face swollen in front of Ni Tianmei to pretend to be fat. As soon as Ni Tianmei left, Kong Mo faced these provocateurs for the whole game, and only said two words.
The boss of the Demon Hunter Association, let's do it with someone else!
Across the wall, Zhou Youyu, who "was frightened and needed recuperation", was despised by the exorcists and cared by the demon hunters, was also sending messages to the work group.
At that time, he took pictures of the fight between the exorcists and the demon hunters. As soon as a few small videos were released, the entire work group fell silent.
After a while, the demon order expressed that they were shocked from the depths of their souls.
And there is an unnamed monster who is not in the order of the demon world, but is also in the work group, saying that seeing the exorcist lose face, she has gained new happiness.
The monsters' hatred for the exorcist is deep in their bones. After all, in order to punish the witch, the exorcist even burned innocent girls to death. , but the flames will make their souls fly to heaven", the shameless remarks have created countless lonely souls and demonic energy.
The exorcists also contributed to the invasion of this continent with monsters back then. They were on the blacklist of China, and until now they have to be reviewed when entering the country, because of historical factors.
Of course, the icon of an angel with The Exorcist also attracted attention.
The first order: [That angel is the icon of the fourth child?Is he being stupid again? 】
Order 2: [Huh?Didn't you go to the desert? 】
The first order: [I came back after encountering a sandstorm, and the archaeological team of our school decided to leave a week later. I am not afraid of sandstorms alone, but as a teacher leading the team, I can’t set a bad example for the students, so I am repairing in the Capital Museum during my vacation. Cultural relics, whoever misses me can come and drink tea. 】
Order 2: [... Let's talk about the two dead parrots.Have they always been this stupid?After I fell to heaven, did some strange things happen in heaven, such as the collective milk powder poisoning of angels leading to a decline in IQ? 】
Others were speechless about this formerly an archangel of heaven, but now a colleague of heaven's black.
How much does he hate the species of angels? This buddy used to be a role model for angels, and because he is too handsome, his manners are too noble, and he has too many admirers, he almost replaced the boss of heaven himself!
Now he hates angels the most. This kind of guy who turns from fan to black is really terrible.
The sixth order: [Thank you, there is no poisonous milk powder in heaven, they are just formatting.Think about when the third and fourth first met us, tsk tsk tsk, they are indeed the successors of Lucifer, forcing Graman, surrounded by holy light, who knew they would have today!I have to say, they are too stupid now, hahahahaha, these two boys are my eternal source of happiness! 】
The Second Order: [Seeing these exorcists, I have an idea.Golden abacus! 】
The fifth order: [Hey hey, old road, how can we say that we are perfect partners? I also have an idea, come to my office, we will stay up late to make a plan to buy the Lin family for half a month, and let those exorcists go for a trip and pay a penny. If you can't catch it, the bamboo basket will be empty! 】
The second order: [Give me a bonus and I will go. 】
The fifth order: [As long as the acquisition and merger is completed, let alone dividends, everyone here will not lose a single bonus! 】
Order 6: [Thank you, Boss Jin! 】
Order 7: [Thank you, Boss Jin! 】
Order 8: [Thank you, Boss Jin! 】
Order 9: [Thank you, Boss Jin! 】
Order 10: [Thank you, Boss Jin! 】
The fifth order: [Well, did I double-click just now and see something strange appear? 】
Order 1: [Old Ten, are you back? 】
The tenth order: [Big Brother, Fifth Brother, it's me. I just climbed out of the desert after completing the mission and encountered a sandstorm. My God, I was scared to death. The sandstorm is terrible. I have to come back slowly! 】
The ninth order: [You are earth attribute, are you afraid of sandstorms?Who would dare to believe this!Old ten, don't lose face to our five-element waiter. 】
The tenth order: [Oh, this sandstorm is not a simple sandstorm as you think. I am on this side of the land plate, and the boss is affected on the other side of the plate.I know why His Majesty asked me to go to the desert to perform the mission.Forget it, not much to say, when the sandstorm stops, the eldest brother will take the archaeological team to take a look.My money is tight now, the car and supplies were swept away by the sandstorm, and people were almost buried alive. When will the fifth brother's dividends arrive?I have to buy a new car, otherwise the training won't work. 】
The 5th order: [The racing car is easy to say, our subsidiary has just developed a new model, you can give it a try.You come to pick up the car these few days, remember to advertise our company in the F1 racing circle, you will get [-]% of the dividends from the sale of the car, and we want you to be the spokesperson for our new car, how about it? 】
F1 racing circles are full of rich people. Racing burns money, but it also makes money. After all, the prize money of a race is extremely impressive, but again, the price of a good car is not cheap. If you can afford a car, you can play it well. Most of them are masters who are not short of money.
Those who can't save money like Lao Shi are a special case in the circle, because Lao Shi is not only a racing driver, but because of his soil attributes, he also likes to burn money to build houses.
Old ten, a man who repeatedly jumps between poverty and local tyrants, whenever he is poor, he will be caught by the golden abacus and start to add bricks and tiles to the gold abacus's coffers.
Order 10: [I have to see the quality of the car first...]
The fifth order: [Old ten, this is why you look down on me and the second child, we are conscientious businessmen, we spent a lot of money researching formula racing cars in order to make money, we also bought the best racing cars on the market, and played traditional virtues , adopt and optimize all their advantages and performances in a targeted manner, and also pay attention to low fuel consumption and environmental protection.If it weren't for the fact that domestic formula cars are not recognized by the public, and the European market is always smeared by opponents with the title of copycat, can we be so anxious? 】
The tenth order: [Brother, I didn't know that being capitalists is so hard for you.After I test the racing car, I will promote it to you, okay? 】
The fifth order: [Well, we asked you for a test drive, mainly to improve the functions of the new car from the perspective of customer experience.You can try each car several times, don't worry, our engineers will finally create the most perfect car according to your opinion! 】
Order 1, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10: "..."
After a long time, it was still a trick of the capitalists to fool the workers.
Testing user experience also costs money, and the appearance fee of a good racing driver is not low at all, so the senior capitalist Jin Suansu extended his claws to his colleagues.
Who said that everyone is a monster, and it can save money after being made?
The 10th Order, who had just completed the mission, was speechless.
Forget it, for the sake of the generous dividends that Jin Abacus gives everyone, bear with it for a while.
But the dividends of other colleagues are not for nothing.
Order 1 is for Jin Abacus to investigate a suitable site to expand business, Order 6 is originally a cash cow that signed a contract with Xilu Subsidiary, Order 7 is a popular writer and food editor, Order 8 is the e-sports champion of Xilu Subsidiary, and Order 9 is Xilu Subsidiary. Another subsidiary of Lu cultivates crop seeds and optimizes fertilizer formulas. It is not so surprising that Order 10 has also become a worker.
The old trick of the golden abacus.
In a joyous atmosphere, Zhou Youyu slowly typed a line.
【The exorcists are here for us. They want to take away the holy artifact. I suspect they have got some news and they have backhands.While Uriel and Lemuel were formatting, they were used as guns by the other party.Everyone, find a way to hide your tail first, so as not to expose it in front of the demon hunters, otherwise, we will all suffer if we fail to get married. 】
The joyous atmosphere was stagnant.
After a while.
Order 2: [Cough, um, tell everyone a sad news.Mianxia was captured by the exorcist.Just now, Jin Suansu and I watched Mianxia being taken away. Before leaving, they talked in ancient Greek, saying that they would use the "weak and helpless" Mian to threaten the demon hunters and force them to hand over Two exorcists captured. 】
The Fifth Order: [Ahem, it's true.Just as we were about to report our new plan to His Majesty and let His Majesty make a decision, the holy image of the third son fell from the sky, and with a whoosh, several exorcists took the Demon King out of our eyes with lightning speed. Take the crown away. 】
The work group fell silent for a moment.
Everyone was stunned by this sudden divine development.
Their colleague, the icon of the third child, actually took the exorcist and captured their respected demon king in front of the second order and the fifth order!
It turns out that the source of joy today is wave after wave!
Looking at the phone, Zhou Youyu smiled and beat the bed: "Hahahaha, are those a bunch of idiots?"
Xu Xun, who was peeling apples, was startled by the sudden laughter and his fingers trembled. The knife for peeling apples slanted and cut his fingers, blood dripped out. What, it's scary, my hands are all pierced."
"I'll lick it for you." Zhou Youyu raised his hand to grab Xu Xun's hand, rolled his tongue, and licked away the blood beads, then he let go of Xu Xun's hand, "Continue."
Xu Xun's face turned red, and the dog looked over with wet eyes: "I think... I want..."
"Huh? What are you thinking, let the fart go." Zhou Youyu raised his brows.
"I want to be eaten rice cakes right now, and I can eat yours!" Xu Xun threw himself into Zhou Youyu's arms, recklessly biting the young man's lips that were stained red with his own blood.
Zhou Youyu was angry and laughed, and it took him a long time to push him away: "...I call you a dog, but you are not a real dog, who bites..."
As for what the colleagues in the group said, Zhou Youyu couldn't take care of it anymore. He wanted to start domesticating the dog, and before the owner of the stupid dog came out, he would squeeze the stupid dog again.
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