Chapter 65 Unspeakable Wo Xiu: Do you think I'm a pervert...
Chapter 65 Unspeakable Wo Xiu: Do you think I'm a pervert...
Wo Xiu has done a lot of things during the "adventurous encounter" in Yahuiquan these days. He can be called No. 1 in the ephemeral era. He is a qualified master of time management.
As Li Dandan, he followed Yahuiquan to stardom. When Yahuiquan did not need to leave the command center, he worked as a secretary in the body of a cat. From time to time, he also served as the "Guide Li" specially hired by General Ya. Serving tea and water, consciously offering warmth and fluff when people correct documents, etc.
In case General Ya occasionally changes to a report that the other party thinks is nonsense, or sees an official letter that makes him sincerely comment on "stupid", when the whole person's mood is visibly declining to irritable, as a good cat running on the front line, Li Dandan's "Angel Cat for Rescue in Distress" can't be set up, he has to do emergency first aid for people's emotions, and immediately offer more than warm and furry things - such as cat kisses, cat pats and cat hugs Hugging, and then letting others rub himself without complaint, his temper is like a bionic fake cat specially designed for decompression.
Then, when Yahuiquan needs to temporarily leave the command center and it is inconvenient to bring a cat, and there is also a time to go to the shared transit point at least twice a week, Li Dandan will take the time to go offline temporarily during these moments and change Wo Xiu is online.
The commander who returned secretly needs to regain the information of the team, and all the internal documents of the extraterritorial joint that he missed must be urgently "make up".
Every time the sharing day comes, Woxiu will hold a small high-level meeting in a timely manner, efficiently collect the work results of the previous week at the meeting, point out the shortcomings and give adjustment plans, and then issue the routine and special tasks of the new week by the way.
In addition to a series of official duties, Wo Xiu also has a regular physical examination every week. He needs to set aside one hour for the biological research team, and another hour for Usansa and other "staff staff" who are good at assisting staff.
In addition to exploring ways to stabilize his form as soon as possible, the supporting return plan also needs to be promoted together, and strive to make his resurrection more logical and reasonable. Behind this involves "he should make a public appearance at that time point", "appear How to warm up the momentum before ", "how to prepare for the necessary posting after the appearance and the rhetoric of all parties", each link must be carefully considered, and cannot be taken lightly.
So in summary, Wo Xiu is really busy.
He was so busy until he heard Yahuiquan's complaint that he realized that he was a little dizzy and accidentally overlooked some details. He just remembered to tell his team members to keep the information confidential, and he forgot to explain that this group of magical species also Be restrained.
He was picked up by someone who confessed his dissatisfaction in front of the cat, Yahuiquan first half-closed his eyes and looked at the "innocent and cute" who deliberately made him look at each other for a while, and then his brows loosened: "Why are you staring your eyes so wide? "
Yahuiquan didn't realize that this was a deliberate trick of pretending to be good, but he smiled in an obvious way: "The eyes are so big, he looks stupid, not as smart as usual, and he was shocked by the weird behavior of the group of people I mentioned. ?”
In Wo Xiu's memory, this man rarely smiled.
Yahuiquan seems to have been born knowing what it means to be calm and self-restraint, good at self-restraint, and also used to keep everything about his heart, keep it, and seal it in a place in his heart that he doesn't bother to think of every day, so he doesn't show it to others easily. Don't show yourself easily.
Even in the face of Baili and Li Dandan, who have already entered his "private domain", he will relax a little in front of his AI and cats, and express his emotions more straightforwardly, but Wo Xiu searched all the people who are cats. From memory, I discovered that Yahuiquan's most lively state at home was actually when he was arguing with Baili, and his straightforward emotions were dissatisfaction and disgust—even if he said it, it was mostly a lie that no outsider would believe.
No matter how relaxed this person is at home, the most he can achieve is that his shoulders and back will no longer be tense, and the spine that is used to straightening will draw a relaxed arc.
Occasionally, those eyes will reflect a little light at home, and the warmer indoor lights will soften the cold feeling brought by the red-toned irises.
The cat met the eyes of the person with shining eyes a few times, and thought that those eyes were very beautiful at that time, like red amber with high transparency.
However, it is a pity that the owner of these eyes does not like to laugh, and "peace" basically equates to a good mood.
After searching through his memories of being a cat, Wo Xiu counted those lackluster moments of capturing smiles. After thinking about it, he felt that compared with his memories of being a human, Ya Huiquan still laughed more than in the past.
The self-proclaimed cute "Maomao's innocent face" was judged as "not smart", and it was not a loss in exchange for a precious smile. Wo Xiu was very good-tempered and took away Ya Huiquan's slander against his expression, He also proactively stretched out his forelimbs without hesitation, and buckled his hairy and strong claws back. The sharp tips of the claws were all shrunk under the hair and pads, and only used the most gentle and harmless places to touch the human arms.
Ya Huiquan hugged the cat a little closer. He leaned back on the chair that can automatically adjust the angle according to the person's posture. The back of the chair immediately tilted back and lowered. .
Li Dandan's tail and hind legs dangling in the air swayed slightly, and then stepped on the "ground" - Ya Huiquan's chest.
"Don't move, just stay here for a while, dear." Ya Huiquan, who was half lying down, closed his eyes, "I'll take a nap, call me in 20 minutes."
Of course, Li Dandan is already familiar with the business of □□, and has rich experience in accompanying cats who take a nap to accompany cats who sleep soundly all night.
But Ya Huiquan put the cat on his chest, so that the cat, which had grown in weight and size, stood upright in front of him.
Wo Xiu was worried that this man would only be able to sleep for 10 minutes, and he might have a nightmare because of a heavy cat on his chest. Quiet for 5 minutes, listening to Yahuiquan's breathing seemed to be gradually calming down, and he fell asleep efficiently, and then he moved carefully, and moved himself to the back of the empty chair next to the head of Yahuiquan, with an amazing balance. At the corner of the back of the chair, the tail hangs back again, and it is tightly attached to the hands of the people, so that the palms of the people who have slept will not be empty.
For moments like taking a break with □□accompaniment, Wo Xiu is very strict with his self-created "spousal virtue". Even if Ya Huiquan has full trust in Li Dandan, no one will notice if the cat really slips away. This part of the time could have been fine. Use it as an opportunity for him to change back to Wo Xiu.
But Wo Xiu never did that.
Companionship can only be regarded as true companionship if you spend all your time and thoughts on the other party.
Under the guise of "I'll accompany you", you're actually giving the other party a "pretend", and you're perfunctory relying on the other party's trust in you. How can this work?There is absolutely no reason to be opportunistic among people who want to use their true feelings to get along.
Wo Xiu slept with him for 10 minutes, and then acted as an alarm clock for him on time.
Ya Huiquan tends to be a little lazy after taking a nap, so it’s not as easy to wake up after he gets a full night’s sleep early in the morning. At first, Wo Xiu called him the traditional “paw pad pat” plus “meow time teller”, and occasionally Add the back and forth sweeping of the tail.
However, this is a three-pronged approach, and the awakening effect is not as good as the cat's meaning. It is not so ideal. The paws that stretch out to pat people will be pinched, and the meowing attack can be taken by Yahuiquan, who has long been accustomed to cat language and purring. Background sound, the tail, as a place where a person often strokes and plays, can be squeezed and pressed down by Yahuiquan when pinching his claws.
Wo Xiu didn't know what Yahuiquan used to do when he took a nap at the resting place. It was so difficult to wake up, he could reasonably suspect that maybe this person didn't know how to take a nap before, and he just filled the rest period with work, no If you sleep, you don't have to face the problem of waking up after sleeping.
He tried calling Yahuiquan two more times, and even let go of his throat, making his "meow" closer to "ow", and the increased vibration in his chest became noisier.
Yahuiquan finally opened his eyes...and squinted at the cat again.
Li Dandan was squatting on the side of his head, and the cat looking down blocked part of the light. The dimness of the cat and the familiar position caused confusion to the senses of the sleepy people.
Yahuiquan took the vibrations he heard as a cat snoring, and for a moment he thought it was early morning, and after a quick glance, he turned his head and buried his face in the belly of the cat that was close at hand.
People who have no bed but need a chair, it seems that they are going to sleep on the cat for a while.
Wo Xiu failed to wake up, knowing that Yahuiquan would have to be in the command center in a quarter of an hour at the latest, and he would have to go to the mecha transceiver station in an hour. He had exhausted conventional methods, so he had to resort to unconventional methods. He stared at Yahuiquan's extended neck line due to tilting his head and burying his face.
Ya Huiquan: "... Hiss..."
The greedy person was successfully awakened by the cat's new way of awakening, let out an involuntary gasp, immediately raised his hand to cover his neck, and at the same time sat up in a jerk, this time completely opened his eyes.
He was awakened by the sudden moist heat on his neck and the numbness that seemed to directly reach the cerebral cortex.
Ordinary cats already have soft barbs on their tongues. As a big cat that has only temporarily shrunk, Li Dandan's tongue barbs are harder than ordinary domestic cats. Once he licks someone hard, he can almost Just scrape off a layer of skin for others.
So when he brushed Yahuiquan's neck, of course he didn't dare to use force, he only touched the surface of the person's skin lightly, grasping the measure of "invisibility", and traced the exposed line of the person very lightly.
Ya Huiquan pressed his neck, but felt an indescribable numbness had entered his brain, he didn't even know that his neck was so... densely distributed with nerve endings and sensitive.
When a cat takes a bite, it is as if the cat has pressed a certain switch, which can instantly activate all senses.
Yahuiquan: "..."
Li Dandan: "...Meow?"
"……fine."
The man who heard the meow came back to his senses, he put down his hands that were holding his neck, and he could clearly see a blush around his neck, which was very conspicuous against the skin that was not often exposed to ultraviolet rays.
In a very delicate atmosphere, the cat stopped meowing in silence, and neither did the person say a word.
As if restraining himself, the person used the small bathroom attached to the lounge, and then came out with steam.
Half an hour later, General Ya, who held a strategy briefing in the command center, was as usual. His military uniform was meticulously buttoned up to the collar, and his neck was covered by a jacket with a stand-up collar. Most of the people around him did not notice any abnormalities.
Only Lu Siming—the chief guard of Lu was the first to meet the general, and the collar of Huiyahuiquan's coat hadn't been tightly covered at the moment. Lu Siming had just shouted a report when he suddenly caught a glimpse of what seemed to be a red patch on the general's neck.
Moreover, the red color obviously "runs up and down", going up to the ears, but going down...is unknown.
Lu Siming stayed where he was, and out of the instinct of an adult, he thought in a very adult direction.
There was not much expression on Yahuiquan's face, but he noticed the direction of the head of the guard's line of sight. He didn't change his face, and he gathered his coat very naturally, so that more traces were covered.
Lu Siming was even more able to think about it.
But dare not say anything, dare not ask anything.
When they walked into the command center, because the special forces and the Wings of Glory shared the administrative command building, this row building was divided into two from the central hall, and each team used one side.
In the hall, people from the special forces met Yahuiquan and his party face to face.
The team style of the special forces is relatively open. The person who happened to meet him has excellent eyesight and is a core member. He has nothing to say or ask about his boss.
"Boss."
As soon as Wo Xiu stepped into the command center of the special forces in human form, he was quickly stopped.
The gossipman asked him enthusiastically: "Did something 'unspeakable' happen at noon today?"
As soon as Wo Xiu heard the tone, he understood the definition of "unspeakable". He had indeed just experienced a moderate embarrassment with Ya Huiquan, and the results of his actions surprised him.
But this didn't prevent him from raising his eyebrows, just like being infected by a certain general, no matter what he was thinking in his heart, the old god was there anyway.
"What are you thinking?" Wo Xiu said, "I'm still a cat to the outside world, and I'm still an underage cat, and he and I are 'unspeakable' now, do you think I'm a pervert, or is he a pervert?"
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