After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

Chapter 9

This fright came too suddenly, Xiao Fang felt as if he only had breath in and no breath left.

If it weren't for the small 1000 yuan that has been wasted for nothing, I would fucking want to go back.

"Xiaoyuan..." His voice was full of vicissitudes and tiredness: "How often do you refresh the copy on the Queen Mother's side?"

Xiaoyuan looked at him sympathetically: "It depends on her mood, sometimes once every two or three days, sometimes seven or eight times a day."

In Xiao Fang's mood, he could only choke speechlessly.

I thought it was to go to the beach in Hawaii to drink cold drinks and watch beautiful women, but it turned out that I was going to climb Mount Everest, and it would kill you if you didn't reach the top of the mountain.

As far as his little crispy skin is concerned, according to the difficulty of the game in this hell mode, it is estimated that he will collapse halfway through the climb.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he didn't know what to vent his anger on. Seeing Xiaoyuan, he was about to back out, and slammed the bed: "Xiaoyuan! You bastard! Why didn't you say a word just now!"

Caused him to hold back so many nasty words.

"You're blaming me," Xiaoyuan spread her hands helplessly, "It's not like you didn't realize that with the queen mother around, this little emperor can't really be the master in the palace. How dare you speak in front of the Queen Mother."

Xiao Fang was depressed and stopped talking.

"And you saw the one next to the Queen Mother? That's the Queen Mother's most proud confidant, Grand Duke Zhang Xiangcheng. When he speaks, it's the same as the Queen Mother's golden words."

Xiao Fang frowned: "What's the situation? Why is an eunuch so arrogant?"

"It's not because you coaxed the queen mother well. To put it bluntly, Eunuch Zhang's oral instructions may be more effective than your words."

Damn it!Just climbing Mount Everest is not enough to describe his hard copy mode.

This is simply equivalent to asking him to climb up with only a vest and shorts, and after ten rallies, then 7000 two hundred degrees, Thomas turns over, falls steadily back to the foot of the mountain, and has to hold his head upright and face the referee with a smile.

Xiao Fang always felt that his mother was unreliable before, but now compared with the queen mother who has full power to raise her son, he actually misses the way his mother beats him up, and he can even imagine that his mother heard that he was stupid, right? If someone foolishly travels through the book, he will definitely laugh out loud—fuck!What the hell!

Fuck him!He wants to go home!

Before he could get angry, Xiaoyuan spoke first: "By the way, Mao Liu wrote back to me, saying that the boss approved the commission application."

Xiao Fang survived the desperation, sat up suddenly, and instantly cheered up: "How to say?"

"The boss said that there was an error in the previous contract, and the commission benchmark should be calculated based on your contribution value."

"What is contribution value?"

"It's based on the original plot in the book, and you fluctuate up and down on this basis," Xiaoyuan explained to him, "It's like the little emperor used to eat 100 taels of silver for a meal, and you changed it to 20 taels. If the difference is 80 taels, I will give you [-]%."

Xiao Fang quickly calculated in his heart, a meal is 80 taels of silver equivalent to 64 yuan commission, what the hell!worth it!

and many more!

He reacted: "Didn't you say that the little emperor died a long time ago, what should I use as a benchmark?"

"Ham, this benchmark has nothing to do with the presence or absence of the little emperor. It is the national income and expenditure. It is like the original man who mainly fights the war, which costs a lot. If you don't fight here, hey, what you save is your contribution value." gone."

Xiao Fang was about to cry, and felt that the sky was filled with angels blowing trumpets, and he instantly had the motivation to live.

After coming for two days, I finally heard good news.

"The boss said that the system is being changed in the past two days, and it will take some time. The contribution value algorithm will take a few days to be effective. You should take this watch first, in case you need it."

Xiao Fang understands that this is to make him pay attention not to burp in the past few days, otherwise even the gods will not be able to save him.

Impossible, absolutely impossible to burp!Even for money, you have to smile and live strong.

Now his heart is full of yearning for the future, hold his thighs tightly!Make enough money!Then go back to the original life and live a life of debauchery.

That's cool!

With a goal in life, he slept more soundly that night than before, woke up a little later than usual, went back after running and changed into dusty clothes, and followed Xiaoyuan to the remote place in Suilanju. Outside the fence.

According to the information given by the cheating spoiler company, the prompt content of the second word is here.

And there is a note: When you go to Sui Lanju, don't be seen by others, otherwise you will be informed by the queen mother.

It's not a coincidence, neither of them wants to mess with the Queen Mother.

Xiao Fang stepped on Xiaoyuan's shoulders and climbed up the fence.

When holding onto the wall with one hand, he felt a lot of emotion, and couldn't help asking Xiaoyuan a soul-crushing torture: "Am I not the emperor? Shouldn't the emperor be a little more senior than the queen mother? Why do you have to sneak over the wall when you enter a courtyard?" ?”

"Okay, it's indecision, quantum mechanics," Madoka lifted him up vigorously: "This is all a high-tech thing, we will do whatever the spoiler prompt says."

"Fuck quantum mechanics, I took a quantum mechanics class in college, why don't I remember that quantum mechanics is also about climbing walls?"

"Don't ask so many questions, that's what the mission prompt says, remember," Xiaoyuan waved at him from below: "After entering, the first word you hear is the word you're looking for! I Go back and wait for you!"

Seeing that he was about to leave, Xiao Fang became anxious, but the wall was not something he could get down on if he wanted to: "Damn Xiaoyuan! What will I do if you leave! You won't wait for me?!"

Before he could finish the fourth word, Xiaoyuan acted like a god, and the wind was blowing under his feet, goodbye, take care and goodbye, the wind escaped three times, and he disappeared.

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

Xiao Fang could only bite the bullet and ride over the wall, and looked into the wall, his soul almost ascended to heaven.

Inside is a pit, no, no, it is a large pond that has dried up. The distance from the ground to the bottom of the pond is probably a little higher than two people.

Not even a ladder!It's so fucking awesome!

Xiao Fang gritted his teeth and stretched his feet down, hanging on the wall in a pull-up posture, closing his eyes, letting go of his heart, and letting go of his hands, he slumped down along the wall, with a plop, the soft mud Not past the ankle.

He leaned on the wall in embarrassment, and walked towards the shore with one foot deep and one foot shallow. He didn't realize that something was wrong when he climbed up to the ground with the overgrown weeds on the shore.

This year old Lanju is a bit barren, isn't it?How can weeds grow so tall?The palace people don't care about this place?

Is it the cold palace?

He hastily wiped the mud off his feet, and groped forward in the waist-high grass. After walking a few steps, he suddenly realized that there was actually someone in such a desolate place!

On the overgrown steps of Sui Lanju, there was a man sitting calmly looking at him.