My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 90 Advancement 99

Coming to the demon world again, Xiao Luo couldn't help opening his eyes wide, and began to struggle: "Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, you don't want to be so mad that you want to slaughter all the innocent little demons here, right?

"I'm not out of my mind yet, how could I do such a thing." Ling Xuan put the little orange cat on the ground, drove the two-meter-diameter suspended rock in the air to a more remote corner, and set up a barrier.

Xiao Luo stared at his every move intently, this feeling didn't seem very good.

"Meow?" What do you want to do?

"How many cultivation pills can be exchanged, all of them have been exchanged."

Xiao Luo looked at the balance of Qiuqiu's account. In such a short period of time, the popularity value has increased by nearly [-]. Obviously, the effect of this advertisement is very good. Even if it is a niche mobile game, it is quite attractive.

"Meow." Four.

After the exchange, his popularity and charisma values ​​have almost bottomed out.

"Well, hurry up." Ling Xuan urged.

Xiao Luo did as he said, and after swallowing the four cultivation pills one by one, he noticed that Ling Xuan had changed his clothes in the blink of an eye. It was the flirtatious one he saw in the dream of the excrement shoveler at his house. The fiery red robe, because the hair was cut short, looked a little out of place.

After eating the cultivation pills one by one, the little orange cat gained more than a circle of fat, its round head and fluffy body were connected into a ball.

"Meow!" Sure enough, he got fat again.

Xiao Luo hurriedly used the gaze skill on Ling Xuan, only to find that the other party was fast sealing the spell, with a dazzling red light bursting out from his body, the light spread throughout the entire enchantment, and the stars were as bright as sparks.

"Ning." Ling Xuan looked stern, and each word seemed to weigh a thousand catties. The red spark was condensed by a powerful invisible force, and finally turned into a fiery red bead.

Xiao Luo stared dumbfounded at the round red bead, and a word popped up in his subconscious mind: Neidan?

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, is this your inner alchemy?

"It's a good idea." Ling Xuan's face was obviously pale, and there was faint sweat on his forehead. He handed the red master to the little orange cat in a harsh tone, "Hurry up and eat."

Xiao Luo shook his head in resistance: "Meow." Can't eat.

Between humans and monsters, Xiao Luo didn't have any real insights, the only thing he insisted on was to be a person with a conscience.

If it was the inner alchemy of those little monsters, he would have no psychological burden to use it, because those guys were evil in nature and wanted to eat his family's Ling Xiaosu's meat, but their skills were not as good as others, so they were eaten by him instead.

But this is Ling Xuan's inner alchemy, he can't pretend he doesn't know anything against his conscience.

"Thinking too much is a disease. This is the condensate of my thousand years of cultivation. Hurry up and don't waste it." Ling Xuan thought for a moment, and immediately understood. He grabbed the little orange cat by the neck and forced him to open his mouth. The red bead was stuffed in, "I'm not stupid, I'll give you the inner alchemy? I'm not Ling Xiaosu. I don't want anything for you. I'm so stupid that I can't help it.”

"Meow!" Ling Xiaoxuan, did you do something to be sorry for me in your previous life, otherwise why did you treat me so well?

The hot beads went into his throat in an instant, Xiao Luo exclaimed, feeling as if his whole body was about to be scorched, this feeling was much more real than being roasted on the fire.

Ling Xuan wandered out of the sky and thought for a while: "Well, if you have to say something, that is when you ask me what will happen when a shemale falls in love, and I tell you that you will be hit by thunder. does it count?"

Xiao Luojiong, this Suzaku's millennium cultivation is not so easy to absorb, because it is too hot, he has completely given up the idea of ​​maintaining his image, and rolled directly on the ground, slowly shrinking into a ball.

Ling Xuan was taken aback by his movement, and quickly let go of his hand: "No wonder Xiaobai has been refusing to let you take shortcuts, so it's so troublesome."

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, don't you know what to do?

Xiao Luo felt that his entire body was wet, and what was even more tragic was that even though he was drenched in sweat, he was still a little fat cat.

"I haven't practiced it, but I have calculated it in theory. If it goes well, you only need to be struck by lightning a few times, and you can go back smoothly. Look, isn't it a good deal? Little fat, hold on, please Don't disappoint my thousand years of cultivation!"

This nagging sound is like a mosquito flying around the ear, buzzing.

Xiao Luo meowed feebly, and asked: Is there any tricks, formulas, etc. to teach me, do you really have to endure it like this, and die of pain?

"No. I have a racial estrangement with you, so I can't teach you." Ling Xuan shook his head rather bachelorly, and some blood finally recovered on his pale face, "But you can try to control the direction of the power in your body, slowly Guide it slowly..."

Xiao Luo closed his eyes and began to look for the direction of breakthrough.

Time passed by, and the little orange cat slowly calmed down, and it was already half an hour later.

Ling Xuan changed from half squatting to standing, and finally squatted down worriedly, wanting to touch the little orange cat, hesitated for a while, and finally withdrew his hand, frowning slightly: "Isn't it enough?"

Since the initial research and development of the ball system, Ling Xuan has not participated in the core. Just like what he told Xiao Luo, he is just a non-staff member who makes soy sauce. The four holy beasts have special identities, so they are all equipped with this system , but except for the king, the other three have no real power.

In order to maintain the harmony between the demon world and the human world, protect the safety of animals in human society, and inspire human beings to protect animals, LOLO Pet House came into being. Every animal with high intelligence and a certain chance of becoming a spirit will be there. After they are full moon, they are taken to the LOLO Pet Pavilion, equipped with the ball system, and select the appropriate human shit-shoveling officer for them to achieve a win-win goal.

Although there is a certain chance of becoming a spirit, the small animals born in human society basically have only a small chance, and most of the monsters living in the human world were born in the demon world when they were young, because of work needs, or because they owed the king , had to repay the debt, so he hid his identity and lived in the human world.

However, Xiao Luo's situation is a special exception. At this moment, Ling Xuan is not sure what the outcome will be. He originally wanted to help Xiao Luo by expending thousands of years of cultivation, but now looking at the situation, Can't help feeling guilty.

[System prompt: The energy is sufficient, do you want to advance? 】

In a daze, Xiao Luo heard the sound of the system, which sounded like heaven. He barely opened his eyes and found that Ling Xuan was looking at him worriedly.

"Little Fatty, are you feeling better? Are you okay? You scared me to death!"

"Meow..." Ling Xiaoxuan, if I succeed in advancing 9/9, will I... lose the ball system and not be able to turn back into a cat?

"Well, I can't even say it."

"Meow." That's too bad, the LOL that promised Uncle Coco hasn't done it yet.

Xiao Luo suddenly felt a little sad. He used to look forward to going back so much, but when he thought of going back, he would no longer be able to roll on Ling Su's lap openly, and he felt uncomfortable. Besides, the homework he promised to complete Haven't handed in yet!

[Default advanced, in progress...]

"Meow!" The system reminded me that the advanced stage is in progress, have you thought about how to explain to Ling Su when you go back!

"Ah?" Ling Xuan was startled, Ling Su's side is okay to explain, the problem is with Grandpa Ling, if his old man thinks that his little grandson's precious cat was killed by him, this, this is a bit troublesome.

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, first use magic to transform into a cat to do business, and I will come to you soon.

[System prompt: Advanced 9/9 has been achieved, time and space tracing is about to take place, please prepare the host. 】

WTF!What the hell is Time and Space Tracing Flow, at least you should explain it clearly!

Xiao Luo only had time to glance at his personal information for the last time before passing out.

Character name: Xiao Luo

Breed: Human

Sex: Male

Skills: Detection (passive skill, can detect the enemy's weakness at the critical moment of life and death); Purification (self-contained skill, stability unknown, pending verification); Gaze (active skill, can speed up cultivation, has a higher chance of breaking the opponent Real body); Fortune (active skill, you can give the target a lucky BUFF through blessing, fulfill your wish, cool down CD for half an hour); Transformation (special skill, to be explored)

Remarks: Sealing skills are not displayed yet.

"Little Fatty!?" Ling Xuan was about to go crazy. He witnessed the little orange cat disappearing in front of him, the barrier was crumbling, and the thunder fell from the sky and hit him on the head!

What the hell is going on!

Anyway, it was just a thunderbolt, and his hair was ruined again: the little afro or something, it was so ugly.

Why does Tiandao always have trouble with his hair!

Ling Xuan was so angry that he almost fainted. The sequelae of forcibly withdrawing from his cultivation base finally broke out. The dizziness similar to anemia hit him. He struggled, pulled a hair from his head, and transformed into a small orange cat. Let's fool people first.

It's just that the reality is always skinny than the ideal.

"Xiaoxuan, did you go out to get your hair done just now?" Grandpa Ling asked kindly, using a more euphemistic adjective, "This hairstyle is unique."

"Afro?" Ling Su took the little orange cat and looked at Ling Xuan suspiciously. After three seconds, his expression changed and he gave him a hard look: "Where's Xiaopang?"

"I don't think it looks good either, and I'll fix it later." Ling Xuan said with a smile, deliberately avoiding Ling Su's sight.

It's just that he could hide for a while, but he couldn't hide for a lifetime. After the meal, he was stopped.

"Ling Xiaosu, what are you doing?"

"Where did you hide Xiaopang?" Ling Su suppressed his voice, with faint anger. After receiving the cat from the other party, he realized that something was wrong. This is not Xiaopang. Not his chubby.

"What are you talking about?" Ling Xuan pretended to be stupid, and pushed people away with a smile, but to no avail, Ling Su grabbed him instead, pushed him into the room, and closed the door behind his back.

The orange cat squatted quietly on the ground, as unresponsive as an ostrich.

Ling Xuan raised his eyebrows slightly: he was careless, he had forgotten Xiaopang's habit of hugging Ling Su and acting like a baby anytime and anywhere.

"You guys, what's going on?" Ling Su didn't want to alarm Grandpa, so he didn't expose it face to face. At this time, there was no one around, he couldn't bear it after all, if it wasn't for his upbringing and habits that didn't allow him to hit him casually. If it was a human being, he would have already ignored 21 at this moment, and beat Ling Xuan up first!