my years as the chosen one

Chapter 78

Yuanyuan live broadcast software, a dedicated chat room for Buddhist fat friends in Lingju Village.

[The broadcast will start soon, brothers! 】

[I heard that there will be a young lady appearing tonight!I am ready! 】

[Miss who can embroider!Our manual circle has spread all over the world, and now we are probably waiting for the broadcast~]

[Hug the fat friend in front, leave your penguin number, let's make a fat friend! 】

[I don't know if it's a gimmick, but it's said that it can weave! 】

[Touch the fat dog's head in front of you, which anchor in Lingju Village has disappointed you? 】

[It's still a gimmick, my face is swollen from the beating...]

【Um? ?Is there too many people in this chat room? ? ?I am dazzled?Is this seven or eight digits?Are you all alive? 】

【Guess if we are alive~】

【Oh, don't mention it, everyone is a perfect match. Anyway, everyone, all the anchors in Lingju Village, are too lazy to score so finely. 】

[If you are interested in specializing in a certain item, there is a room number on the bulletin board, just touch it yourself. 】

[The fan group stated that the anchors in Lingju Village have no Weibo account, no official account, and nothing. Basically, they disappear after the broadcast, and it is all up to the fans themselves to cheer. 】

[What oil to add, don’t add it, the sexy anchor is an online fan, I was almost told crazy by Xiaotie. 】

[Touch the head of the fat friend in front, Brother Huang can really chatter, and the sexy anchor chatters online, I'm crazy too. 】

[Pull the front tail, Lao Zhao has a strange temper, but it's a pity that the sexy anchor is addicted to online fans, it's okay. 】

[Well, old Wenju is gentle! ! !It is simply a fairy! !Sexy anchor teaches fans online, I can do it too! 】

[I don't know why, but I suddenly want to hug the dog and howl twice...]

[After talking for a long time, shouldn't I be an online fan of the sexy anchor... Woo, why do I often have tears in the corners of my eyes? 】

[Pat the fat friend in front, online fan?Wake up, petting peaches online is almost the same, don't think about it, thinking about it is jealousy. 】

[It's eccentric! 】

[It's just to be proud of being favored! 】

[It's a collection of three thousand pets! 】

[It's just that Brother Yang, who is world-class in martial arts, doesn't care about us at all! 】

[Blood book begging Brother Yang to start broadcasting! 】

[Hey, eight of the top ten Lingju villages in the hot search list, I am convinced in capital letters! 】

[I also want to be a teacher, and I also want to be a man like Brother Yang who can fly! 】

[Did you forget the roller coaster this morning?Nine times out of ten, our emperor brother is also a master! 】

[...Oh, shut up!I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!I don't want to experience this kind of stimulation again! 】

[You tell me which anchor in Lingju Village is not a master? ?Lao Wen's outstanding calligraphy and painting today, my tutor has gone crazy! 】

[Hold the little paw in front, wow, I risked my life to recommend the live broadcast room to my old-fashioned professor! 】

[I think the guy in front is going to be cold, light a cigarette. 】

[You guys are crooked, grab it, the anchors who disappeared after we were discussing the next broadcast... But after thinking about it, there is still a certain treasure store, I am content. 】

[But the things in a certain treasure store are all based on looting, and there are limited quantities. I haven't snatched anything! 】

[Technical abuses, bullet screens are random, do not fight or grab, the anchor is very Buddhist. 】

[This is probably the most Buddhist anchors I have ever seen....]

[With all due respect, I don't care about Miss Sister's craftsmanship, I just want to lick her beauty~]

【Come on, get the guy in front out~】

【You guys are still chatting here, friendly reminder, there is still 1 minute left~】

【I'm ready! ! ! 】

[Hmph, I must be the first! 】

[Squeeze, tie for first place! 】

【Countdown! 】

[Brothers, it's time to set off! ! ! 】

[The horn has sounded!Duck, Duck, Duck! ! ! 】

[Miss Sister, I'm coming! ! ! 】

Lingju Village, Dongqiao's house.

Dongqiao rested his chin and looked at Heng'e's slender hands as they plucked the lyre.

The room they used for the live broadcast was very large. After all, a Tiangong textile machine already took up a lot of space.

There are no electric lights in the house.

In addition to the exquisite candlesticks made on the wall, there are four huge bronze lamps with 72 branches in the four corners of the room.

The bronze lamps decrease from bottom to top and connect into one. Each branch of each layer is in the shape of a four-petaled lotus.

There is a light burning in the four-petaled lotus, inside the lotus is a wick soaked in lamp oil, but what the wick ignites is a small real fire of the sun.

The whole room is bright but not dazzling, the candles are lit, the real fire is shining, and it is extremely warm.

Dongqiao looked at Heng'e, and said softly, "Sister Hang, it's about to start~"

Heng'e stopped and nodded.

"it is good."

Dongqiao smiled and clapped his hands, and the live camera not far from them started automatically.

"Good evening, everyone. We are the hostess, the little fairy of Lingju Village. It's the first time we meet. Please give me more advice in the future~"

Dongqiao looked at the camera and greeted with a smile, Heng'e also smiled slightly, and said in the direction of the camera: "In the future, please give me more advice."

Barrage:

[Hahahaha I am first!I... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】

After the bullet screen was swiped for a while, it suddenly fell into a strange silence.

No one spoke, it was as quiet as if the broadcast hadn't started.

Silence, silence, still silence.

half an hour.

Dongqiao blinked curiously, looked at the live broadcast room where no one was speaking, stretched out a jade hand and shook it towards the camera.

"Hey, why are you all silent?"

"Did we say something wrong?"

Dongqiao tilted his head and looked at the camera for a while, then looked at Heng'e aggrieved, his cheeks puffed up slightly: "Mingming Taotao said that everyone is very enthusiastic, there is no such thing."

"Sister Heng, should we stop the broadcast?"

Heng'e squeezed Dongqiao's bulging cheeks, and said gently: "Maybe the network is not very good, didn't Tao Tao say that this is called... network delay?"

Dongqiao snorted softly, and said coquettishly, "I don't care, I'm angry, and I'm going to pinch Taotao's face to calm down."

Heng'e laughed twice, stretched out a finger and tapped Dongqiao's forehead lightly, and said lightly: "Tao Tao will definitely resist, when the child grows up, he won't like us sisters pinching his face, Said it was detrimental to his mighty image."

Dongqiao pouted at Heng'e, then turned to the camera and said, "Is there anyone else in the live broadcast room? If not, let's download it."

The live broadcast room, which seemed to be silent without anyone, began to explode like an atomic bomb three seconds later.

The dense normal barrage occupies the entire screen, and the advanced barrage can be superimposed on top of the ordinary barrage. Layer after layer of stacking makes people dazzled. The speed of swiping the screen is really like rushing out of the screen.

Heng'e raised her eyebrows and said with a light smile, "It seems there are still people."

Barrage:

[Sister Fairy! ! !Fairy sister! ! !someone! ! !You can help me! ! ! 】

[We just dare not post barrage! ! !Afraid to blaspheme you! !Fairy sister, don't go! !Don't!Walk! ! 】

【I'm not human! ! !Fairy sister! ! !I am your licking dog now! ! ! 】

[Fuck, I'm dead! !This is a fairy descended to earth! ! ! ! 】

[The clothes of the fairy sisters! ! !ah! ! ! !Could this be the legendary Tian Yi? ! 】

[Neon Clothes and Feather Clothes! ! !Ah, sister fairy! ! ! 】

[? ? ? ?Am I in the wrong dimension? ! ! !Have I entered Two-dimensional now? ! 】

[I know that the young lady tonight will definitely be very beautiful!but! ! !I didn't expect the gods to come down to earth directly! ! ! 】

[The two still descended to earth together! ! !two! ! 】

[Wooooow, double the happiness! !Double the surprise! !Double fairy sister!I can! ! 】

[Ah ah ah I can't stand it! !this voice! !this voice! ! !ah! ! !The headphone party is dead! ! 】

[The voice control party is also dead! ! !I am dead! ! 】

[Sister Fairy! ! !ah! ! !I am a panda!I am a national treasure! !Fairy sister, you can help me! ! 】

[This face! !This face! ! !This is the top natural material that we dream of in the plastic surgery industry! !Can anyone else grow up like this? !no no no! !You are gods! !You are my faith! 】

[Beat the guy in front of you, you dare to say that my fairy sister is the material? ! 】

[This dress has never been seen before!Ancient costume fairy sister! !ah! 】

[Sister Immortal is acting coquettishly with Elder Immortal... I am watching the live broadcast with my head up with a nosebleed! ! ! 】

[I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore!I can still resist beauties and beauties acting like a baby, but who can resist such gods and gods acting like a baby! 】

[I can't stand it anymore, I also have a nosebleed! 】

[I saw a fairy! !Ma Ma, I saw a fairy! ! 】

[Sister Immortal is already a critical strike, and now she is still watching immortals under the lamp! ! !I! !Declare me dead! ! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” !We were wrong! ! 】

[Yes, yes, we shouldn't be silent!We shouldn't be silent!We are guilty!We deserve death! 】

[Sister Immortal, my face is also very fleshy, do you want to pinch it! ! !You can pinch it however you want! ! !Never resist! 】

[Is there anyone else who dares to resist Sister Immortal? !I'll wash him for you! ! ! 】

【Ah! !Why is this peach! !I don't know the blessings in the blessings! ! ! 】

[At this time, my desire to catch Taotao has reached its peak! ! 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 】

[Why is my network stuck? !Stop pouring in! ! !Fairy sisters are mine! ! 】

[Beat the one in front! ! !You can't even dream of it! !The fairy sisters have worked hard in the world, woo woo woo! ! 】

[The network is really shaking! !I have a bad feeling! ! ! 】

[Hold the grass! !Are you sharing the live room again! ! !stop! ! 】

[The number of people in the live broadcast room is soaring! !I rely on! !Don't come in! ! ! 】

[Don't share the live broadcast room anymore! ! !Did you hear me? ! ! ! 】

【That's too late! !I--】

Suddenly, the display screen went black, and a big [Network Congestion] appeared on the screen in the live broadcast room.

Soon, even the word "network congestion" disappeared.

because.

The main server of the computer room of Yuanyuan Live Streaming software collapsed because of a live broadcast room of a little fairy in Lingju Village.

All users are completely offline.

The author has something to say: Is it unexpected, is it surprising, is it happy, is it stimulating?Did not expect it!

If the server crashes, let me go offline and go to sleep hahahahaha! ! !

Just ask if you are happy!

Forget it when I didn’t ask, I’m going to sleep for nothing, good night everyone~(づ￣3￣)づ~

PS: Collector, get fat quickly!Hurry up, I can share the fried chicken legs with you~

感谢在2019-12-2419:33:24~2019-12-2519:23:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 22 bottles of Liangxi; 20 bottles of fluttering catkins;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!