my years as the chosen one

Chapter 105 Ugliest & Spinning

Yuan Kang and Gu Chen looked at each other in dismay, seeing the three words "the ball is over" in each other's eyes.

#Speaking ill of my father was caught on the spot, is there any remedy?Waiting online, very urgent#

Tao Juze shook the green onion in his hand and said with a smile: "Do you know what's going on with you now?"

"This situation is called I have two friends now, and after a while it will become I used to have two friends."

Chen Ze and Situ Ming nodded solemnly, yes, the boss's father is quite irritable.

A standard tiger dad will never use his mouth to solve things that can be solved with a feather duster.

The current boss may soon become a thing of the past.

...Hey, why do you suddenly feel a little happy when you think about it?

Chen Ze and Situ Ming tried their best to suppress the corners of their mouths that turned up uncontrollably, for fear that they would laugh out loud.

Gu Baipa watched the barrage on the screen for a while, then turned his head and made a face at his brother.

"Brother, everyone is laughing at you~ saying you deserve it~"

Gu Chen silently glanced at Gu Bai who had the words gloating all over his face, feeling a little prickly.

When his father called just now, he only said that he wanted to sever the father-son relationship with him, but he didn't mention that he wanted to sever ties with his younger brother Gu Xiaobai at all!And told him to tell Gu Xiaobai to have fun!

Why are they treated so poorly when they are brothers?

Gu Chen sighed full of melancholy, he always thought that his brother was a gift from his phone bill, and he also thought that one day he would go to the operator to return the product.

Now it seems that he is probably the gift.

Yuan Kang laughed strangely twice, and said pretendingly: "Brother Gu, you don't seem to be very popular~"

Gu Chen: "..."

"Second brother, what are you happy about? Everyone is laughing at you~" Gu Bai looked at the complacent Yuan Kang, and asked curiously.

The corners of the mouths of everyone in the thatched shed turned up. Tao Juze didn't save Yuan Kang any face, and he laughed hahahaha, he leaned back and forth, and he accidentally broke the green onion in his hand.

Gu Chen instantly looked at Yuan Kang with a smile on his face, and raised his eyebrows at him.

Yuan Kang: "...Let me see what these fat and stupid people have said!"

Yuan Kang dashed to the screen in a haughty manner, pushed Gu Bai aside, and looked at it carefully.

Barrage:

[Ha ha ha ha heaven is good reincarnation, if you don't believe it, look up and see who the heavens spare! 】

[Severing the relationship between father and son is really awesome!I unilaterally announced that these two old men will be my good fat friends in the future! 】

[Bahahahaha, little Yuanzi, you are so naughty!call you skin!Tell you to work hard!Daddy doesn't want you! 】

[Hahahaha I can laugh at this for 100 years!The old man of the Yuan family just posted on Moments, my son's rebellion broke his heart hahaha! 】

[Hug the fat friend in front~ Can you take a high-definition screenshot without code? ~]

【What is this called?This is called not not reporting, the time has not come hahaha~]

[Hohohoho, the tone of the emperor's brother is not quite right~ he must be angry~]

【Brother Huang rushed to the duck!Beat 'em beat 'em!This show must have a name! 】

[Hahahahaha Sunset Red's rebellious period is really amazing!Absolutely! 】

【Peach is so witty!Sure enough, he caught the point immediately! ! 】

[Hahahaha laughed so hard that my head fell off!I'm looking all over the place right now! 】

[It’s okay to overturn the car on the spot hahahaha I want to ask the old men’s current psychological shadow area! 】

[Grandpa: I don't want this son anymore, let's see if the scrap sellers will accept it~]

[Come here, come, collect the tatters ~ ten cents and three catties ~]

【I used to have two friends series!Yes, yes, society~]

[? ?How dare Xiao Yuanzi laugh at others?Who gave his balls? ? 】

[Fat friend in front, are you trying to laugh me to death? ? ?Hahahahaha what the hell is Eggy! 】

【Maybe I want to say who gave him the courage, hahaha~】

【I...? ? ?Wait, who is that bastard Xiao Yuanzi saying is fat and stupid? ? 】

[Did he challenge our fat friends group? ! 】

【凎!His head was blown off! 】

Yuan Kang held his breath and looked at a group of chubby guys who wanted to blow his head off in the bullet screen, and angrily rubbed the dog's head of Gu Bai who was squeezed to the side to watch the fun.

Gu Bai: "???"

Zhao Ji looked at the angry Yuan Kang and thought for a while, and felt that Yuan Kang was very suitable for kneading noodles or chopping meat stuffing.

By decompressing yourself, it also helps to reduce the burden on everyone.

The culprit, Huang Xiaocang, has already lowered his head and indulged in peeling nuts. He typically disappears when something is provoked.

The Spider Spirit sisters surrounded Tao Jize laughing and laughing, playing with him while shaking green onions, they were really very happy.

Chen Ze tugged Gu Chen by the collar and asked him to chop firewood seriously, what to do to make trouble No. 1.

Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze, who was playing with the spider spirit, and replaced the green onion in his hand with a thin and long yam after thinking for a while, "I'm going to peel the onion, so you can play with this."

"Don't break it off."

Tao Juze looked at the slender and fragile yam in his hand in a particularly speechless manner, how could he play with it?

Is the second brother deliberately making things difficult for him?

Zhao Ji raised his head and squinted at the live broadcast equipment on the firewood pile, and didn't bother to ask Gu Bai to bring it back and continue to show him the camera.

Anyway, with so many people in the hut now, it is not likely that these fat friends would want to see his craftsmanship, let them go, the most important thing is that everyone is happy.

Zhao Ji was very optimistic and started cutting vegetables and cooking on his own, completely forgetting the fact that he is the anchor.

...All the fat friends in the culinary arts circle who had nowhere to complain cried and fainted in the kitchen.

Yuan Kang finished rubbing Gu Bai's dog's head angrily, and swaggered to the front of the equipment where the firewood pile was placed under Gu Bai's cold eyes. His entire face almost occupied the entire shot of the live broadcast room.

"I've tolerated you for a long time." Yuan Kang showed a mean smile towards the camera, and said: "One or two who howl every day want to lose weight and turn their heads to become a family of fat friends is simply a traitor in the food industry. The fat originator."

"On weekdays, I eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha, and I am a fat buddhist friend who wants to ascend in place~ I turned my head and saw the fairy sister or brother fairy, and immediately became a golden saint. Why did all the staff disconnect last time? Why did you give the main system server to me? Squeeze until it explodes!"

"Hmph, it's a pity that the fairy sisters are not you~ the fairy brother is not you either~"

Yuan Kang blew a kiss towards the camera, laughing wildly: "Sister Immortal, mine! Brother Immortal, mine! Delicious food, mine! Little Taozi, mine too~"

"Do you know what it means to be a winner in life? Come on, just look at my handsome face and you'll understand~"

"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, I have to chop firewood and cook meat~ Hey, do you know how delicious Uncle Zhao's meat is? Hehe, you don't know~"

"I helped you eat~ Don't thank me, I will be embarrassed~"

Yuan Kang completely let go of himself in front of the camera, and swaggered back to wash things with a figure-of-sight step, completely disregarding the reaction of the fat friends squatting in the live broadcast room.

Huh, I've been wanting to be so cool for a long time~

Yuan Kang washed the eggplant happily, feeling that the pores all over his body were opened comfortably.

Tao Juze put the yam in his hand aside, wiped his dirty little paws on Yang Jian's neat and clean clothes, and then jumped up and down to the screen to watch the barrage.

Hey, the barrage must be buzzing now, if you don't watch it now, when will you wait?

Watching the excitement is only about those who dislike things that are not big enough, how can they dislike things that are small.

Taotie's eyelids twitched, and he swallowed his saliva looking at the dusty paw prints on Xiansheng Zhenjun's body, and hurriedly lowered his head and carefully washed the mountain goods that had actually been cleaned.

Zhao Ji was single-minded, although he was busy with the work in his hands, he still glanced at the crowd from the corner of his eyes from time to time. As a result, he accidentally saw Tao Juze's movements and almost threw the kitchen knife in his hand.

Their family Tao Tao is too courageous, this is not breaking ground on Tai Sui's head, it is copying Tai Sui's old nest.

The spider spirits quickly put down the yam sticks in their hands, and surrounded Ji Liang, Chen Ze, and Gu Chen with light steps.

Hey~ They don't want to hang around around Xiansheng Zhenjun~

They are so beautiful, but they can't be so beautiful~

Yang Jian looked up at Tao Juze who was pulling the screen with Gu Bai, sighed silently in his heart, then lowered his head and continued to peel the onion.

His face was calm, as if nothing had happened.

Tao Juze's paw prints grandly settled on his body, arrogantly showing his sense of existence.

...the majestic, majestic and vicious judiciary god Xiansheng Zhenjun has been reduced to the point of becoming a rag. It is really tragic and horrible.

Tao Juze didn't notice that much, after all, he has recently made a habit of using Yang Jian's clothes as rags, and now he and Gu Bai are staring at the barrage on the screen.

Obviously, Yuan Kang was enjoying himself, but the live broadcast room exploded like gunpowder in an instant.

The bullet screen flew up, and I really wanted to rush out of the screen and step on Yuan Kang's face for a 360-shot combo.

Barrage:

【I'm going to blow this kid's head off!We can't do this brother!You're so young, you just threw us away like this! ! 】

[Touch the fat friend in front of you. Friendship is precious these days, and the price of food is even higher. If it’s for a god, you can all throw it away~]

[Hahahaha can be thrown away, may I ask if it is a daily or monthly subscription or a yearly VIP subscription? ? 】

[Team up, fat friends, get in the car, let's go get Xiao Yuanzi's sack together! 】

[If there is one, there are two! !Believe it or not your server will crash again! !This uncle gives you a chance to be a new man!Hurry up and apologize to my uncle! 】

[Hold the thigh of the fat friend in front of you, don't collapse!If it crashes, we won't be able to see anything! 】

[He dared to call me fat and stupid!I want to kill him! ! 】

[How dare he say that we have double standards? ? ?Brazen little Motoko, I declare you finished! !Your balls are gone! ! 】

【Can you say that again? !Can you say that again? !Everything is yours? !I really beat your head off! 】

[Fat friends rush to the ducks! !It's time to let this hateful man with the script know how good we are! 】

[How dare you say Taotao is yours? ?Have you asked Brother Yang? ? 】

[Hey~ Fat friend in front, I'll pass you a pen! !Ask for a [-]D essay! ! 】

[It's crooked, it's crooked, now is the time to attack Xiao Yuanzi! 】

【凎!Are you the only one who is so handsome?Don't insult these words, you are so miserable! 】

[People need face, trees need skin!How dare you eat meat? ?You don't even look at yourself as fat as a bear! 】

【Hey, Xiao Yuanzi really doesn't have any self-knowledge. This is an ugly duckling who ran into the phoenix's nest and thought he was also a phoenix duck!You are the ugliest in the whole nest!You wake up a little duck! ! 】

[Ha ha ha ha the ugliest in the whole nest but it's okay ha ha ha ha! 】

Tao Juze and Gu Bai's cheeks ached from laughing at the barrage, these fat friends are all talents!

Gu Bai happily picked up the live broadcast equipment again, and said beamingly: "In order to let everyone have a deeper understanding of the concept of the four words "the ugliest in the whole nest, let me take you to observe the gods in the whole nest~"

Tao Juze thought for a while, and quickly slipped to Uncle Zhao's side.

Hey, at this time, you must not get close to the second brother. He was a handsome young man, but when the second brother set him off, he became a mosaic background board.

Seeing Tao Juze standing beside him, Uncle Zhao didn't think much, and stuffed a few slices of beef into his mouth.

Gu Bai pointed the camera at Zhao Ji and Tao Juze: "This is our Uncle Zhao and Brother Tao Tao~"

"Brother Tao's appearance is needless to say. Although Uncle Zhao is a little older, he has the stability and maturity of a middle-aged man, just like red wine that has been aged for years! Full-bodied! Of course, everyone can think about it for themselves How handsome Uncle Zhao must have been when he was young~"

Tao Juze waved his hand towards the camera, smiling like a lucky cat, and Zhao Ji who was next to him quickly stuffed a few sliced ​​tomatoes into his mouth.

Well, supplement with vitamins, eat more, it is a blessing to be able to eat.

Gu Bai hugged the device and turned around, pointed the camera at Yang Jian who was calmly peeling the onion, and his voice became inexplicably flattering: "Look, this is your fairy brother! Brother Yang!"

"Brother Yang, come say hello to everyone~" Gu Bai smiled flatteringly at Yang Jian.

Yang Jian looked up at the camera, and nodded slightly as a greeting.

The bullet screen was full of blood and blood again, so let's skip it for now.

Gu Bai, who got Yang Jian's good face, went to pat Huang Cang who bowed his head to peel the nuts, and said, "Brother Huang, everyone wants to see you perform the show of tearing people apart~"

Hearing this, Huang Cang raised his head and glanced at the camera vigilantly, showing an expression of 'there are always bad people who want to harm me': "It's not difficult to tear a living person by hand, but it's a pity that when I finish tearing up a living person, it's time for little Taozi to tear me up. "

"You guys don't have good intentions! Go away! Don't bother me peeling nuts!"

Gu Bai was chased away by Huang Cang like chickens, so he could only focus on the trio who were washing things, "This is the ugliest in the whole nest, Brother Xiao Tie and Brother Situ~"

Yuan·the ugliest in the nest·Kang: "...."

"I'm going to beat you up soon, go away!" Yuan Kang looked at the camera very displeased, and hummed: "Of course you're talking about sour grapes if you can't eat grapes! I'm so handsome, so you should be jealous!"

The way Taotie and Situ Ming looked at Yuan Kang and smiled at the same time was very meaningful.

Gu Bai: "Did you hear that? It doesn't matter if a person is ugly, I'm afraid he doesn't think he is ugly~"

"The ugliest in the whole nest in front of me tells us a truth, that is, the most important thing is to have self-knowledge~"

Yuan Kang was speechless looking at Gu Xiaobai whose waist was so straight, didn't he just rub his dog's head?

As for holding a grudge?

Yuan Kang picked up a handful of water with both hands and attacked Gu Bai, roaring: "I'm so stupid that I bubbling every day, and now I'm here to be a confidant brother, don't make chicken soup for others! Drink the poisonous chicken soup and you'll be gone! Go away!" Go! Find your brother!"

Taotie tossed his hair, and the three red hairs on his head stood proudly. He stuffed a big potato into Yuan Kang's hand and persuaded him, "It's alright, it's alright, how old you are and still caressing about children like this, come on!" Come on, let's wash the potatoes quickly."

Situ Ming also nodded in agreement, and gave his boss a blank look.

How old are you and you still care about children, why can't you be more prudent?

Yuan Kang: "...."

To be honest, I'm only a few months older than the 'kid' Gu Xiaobai!

Why do you make it sound like Gu Xiaobai is only three years old? !

Grinning, Gu Bai hugged the equipment and rushed over to take pictures of the boss and the spider sisters.

"Look, this is my boss, Mr. Chen, the secretary-general of Gu's Group! He looks handsome! Let me tell you quietly, my boss is as handsome as he is golden-legged, and he still exudes the fragrance of being single~ Everyone understands I mean oh~”

Gu Chen who was chopping wood with Ji Liang: "..."

I really can't have this brother, so I might as well stuff it into a casserole and stew it into soup.

Do you know what it means to keep the fat and water from flowing into the field of outsiders? !

Chen Ze picked up the chopped firewood, looked at Gu Bai and shook his head helplessly, and said lightly, "It's skinned again."

Gu Bai stuck out his tongue towards Chen Ze, and then pointed at the seven spider spirit sisters: "Deng thump~ This is our last big hit today! The seven fairy sisters! How beautiful! When I first saw I thought I was in Two-dimensional!"

The seven spider spirits giggled playfully, then waved and pouted at the camera, each with its own style.

"Hey everyone~"

"Hee hee, this is the first time we meet you in the live broadcast room~"

"Yes, yes, I chat with you on the software of a certain treasure on weekdays~ Everyone is very enthusiastic about buying things~ Mmm~"

"I'm a little embarrassed, what should I tell everyone? ~Hmm~"

The smallest purple spider among the spider spirits looked at the camera and said coquettishly, "Then let's do a casual dance for everyone~"

Tao Juze, who was gnawing on the bones, almost gnawed his teeth when he heard the words of the spider sisters, and hurriedly shouted: "No, no, no!"

"Your clothes are not suitable for dancing! When can you wear the clothes made by Sister Dongqiao for you?"

Tao Juze's face was determined, what a joke, the seven sisters are all wearing miniskirts!

The kind that is very easy to be molested by the wind!

He dared to guarantee that if he let the spider spirit sisters live dance today, the live broadcast room would be banned by the higher authorities tomorrow.

Do you know what is prosperity, prosperity, civilization and harmony?

Guys who don't know can go to Du Niang to search by themselves.

The spider spirits had no choice but to give up when they heard that Tao Tao had spoken.

"Our family Tao Tao disagrees~"

"Forget it then~ Let's put on the neon gown made by Sister Dongqiao someday and perform for everyone~"

"Yes, yes, we don't want Tao Tao to be angry~ Tao Tao will ignore us if he is angry~"

"Hey~ Tao Tao is not as close to us as before when he grows up~ he doesn't want to sleep with us anymore~"

"Oh my sister, you are really good, Tao Tao has grown up~ It is a good thing to know how to avoid suspicion~ This is probably the unique trouble when growing up as a teenager~"

The spider spirit sisters murmured and thought they were discussing in a low voice, and they would glance at Tao Juze from time to time, their eyes filled with melancholy.

Tao Tao's rebellion broke your hearts.

Gu Bai has never envied others before, but this is the first time, he envied his third brother who was in charge.

This is Tao Sheng winner!

After being envious for a while, Gu Bai cheered up, and continued: "Then we just introduced all the staff~ Now let's send the camera back to Uncle Zhao~"

Gu Chen: "..."

Kira: "..."

Are they not human? ? ?

Gu Chen chopped the wood with an axe, and said with a half smile: "Xiaobai, did you forget something?"

Gu Bai looked at him innocently, his eyes filled with the words of innocence: "No~ I've said everything I need to say~"

Ji Liang looked up at the sky, okay, he knew that this little thing would definitely wait for an opportunity to retaliate.

Gu Chen: "You forgot to introduce me and this brother Ji next to me."

Gu Bai blinked his eyes, showing a look of sudden realization, and said, "That's right, I almost forgot about you guys~"

"I'm really sorry, but the presence of you and Kira-san is too weak~ I can't blame you~"

Ji Liang chopped off the dead wood with an axe, and said with a light smile, "It's okay, anyway, I know that everything above your shoulders is decoration, I don't blame you, I don't blame you."

Gu Bai raised his head and thought about the things above his shoulders...

Gu Bai was furious again in an instant: "Are you trying to quarrel!!"

Ji Liang put his arm on the shoulder of Gu Chen who was watching the fun, and asked curiously: "Is your brother the reincarnation of a cat spirit?"

Gu Chen raised his eyebrows: "How can you see that?"

"It's fried every day~" Ji Liang laughed twice, and gave Gu Chen a good high-five.

Everyone in the thatched hut smiled, and Kira's metaphor seems a bit appropriate.

Gu Bai was completely blown up, he stuffed the device in Tao Juze's arms who was standing next to him at some point, and jumped up to scratch Ji Liang's face.

No one can stop him now!He must make the peach blossoms scratched by this guy bloom!

Jiliang laughed a few more times, he easily suppressed Gu Bai with the throw of the axe, put his backhand on his shoulder, and said in a good mood: "Come, come, I will show you a spinning living person programme."

"Ahhh, let go of me, young master!! You let me down!!" Gu Bai felt that his stomach was about to be pushed out, and he tried to break free from Ji Liang's shackles with his hands and feet.

"One, two, three - let's go!"

Ji Liang carried Gu Bai on his shoulders and began to circle in circles. Gu Bai's screams changed from flat to 3D in an instant, which was extremely miserable.

"Hmm...my eyes are blurry." Tao Juze watched anxiously as Ji Liang was carrying Gu Bai around, and after watching for a while, he felt that he was also spinning.

Yang Jian had already peeled the green onion at this time, and after washing his hands, he stood beside Tao Juze with his arms crossed and his chest folded. Hearing this, he reached out to cover his eyes: "If you feel dizzy, don't look at it, why make it difficult for yourself."

Tao Juze's eyes were covered in darkness, the corners of his mouth trembled and he said speechlessly: "I'll just talk...ah, second brother, move your hand away and let me have a look again."

The corners of Yang Jian's mouth curled up, and the hand covering Tao Juze not only did not move away, but also slightly increased his strength.

The meaning of rejection should not be too obvious.

Tao Juze sighed in his heart, what can he do?Don't you want to forgive the second brother who is sometimes self-willed~

"I! Kill...I'm going to kill you..."

Gu Bai's screams gradually became weaker from loud and loud, until he was dying, as thin as a mosquito's voice.

The author has something to say: two chapters combined into one chapter, no splitting.

The death of the old man is a joy and mourning. I am 90 years old, and my mood is relatively stable.

Thank you old guys for your comfort, I love you ducks (づ￣3￣)づ.

Thanks to the old buddy who threw the mines: 1 knot;

Thanks to the old buddy of irrigation nutrient solution: 39 bottles of Luoluo; 10 bottles of Fusu; 1 bottle of Feiyu☆;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard to think about how to coo coo coo~