my years as the chosen one

Chapter 126 Jokes & Military Areas

Chen Mo pinched his teeth, felt a bit of a toothache, looked at Chen Feng who seemed to be emitting black air all over his body, and shook his head lightly.

Cousin really does not die until the Yellow River, and does not cry when he sees the coffin.

The fact that Lao Zhao and Xiao Tie were selected as contestants already shows that Lingju Village is not in vain.

Tsk tsk, you have to prepare a few bottles of Quick-acting Jiuxin Pills in advance.

Chen Mo thought silently in his heart, he felt that his cousin would need this thing very, very, very much.

He is really a good cousin of Huaxia, thumbs up.

...

Don't mention the brothers and sisters who hold down here, and the other place.

On the way to the barracks.

Inside a car with a special license plate.

Tao Juze pulled the car window, looked at the more and more remote scenery outside the car window and said: "Boss, why is this place getting more and more desolate, is it going to go into the mountains next?"

Chen Ze smiled and nodded: "You're so smart, the next step is the barren mountains and wild mountains."

Tao Juze: "..."

"Boss, are you trying to sell us into the mountains to do hard work?" Tao Juze turned his head back with a smile, and asked with blinking eyes: "Is each of us worth enough to exchange for a sheep?"

Chen Ze laughed out loud: "It's about returning the sheep, you can exchange up to four corn buns, and it's worth a steel coin."

Tao Juze was silent for a moment, leaned on Yang Jian, and said unconvinced: "What about the second brother? How many buns can you exchange?"

Everyone in the car pricked up their ears secretly, and Yang Jian, who was closing his eyes to rest, also opened his eyes and looked at Chen Ze.

"..."

Chen Ze thought about it very carefully, and then solemnly said: "If it's Brother Yang, it must be at least a Wowotou Mountain."

Four Wowotou, one Wowotou Mountain.

Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian in great disappointment, is there such a big gap?

Yang Jian looked back at Chen Ze, then reached out to rub Tao Juze's dog's head in a good mood.

It's okay, they are all corned buns, there is no difference in essence.

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling looked at Yang Jian and Tao Juze who got along very well with great satisfaction, feeling that Tao Tao of their family is just lovely.

The kind that even the true king can't resist!

Taotie shook his head, the three red hairs on his head trembled proudly, and said loudly, "Although I don't know exactly what a bun is, I think I can exchange it for a lot."

Not to mention that it can surpass a Wowotou mountain, at least half of the mountain must be done!

Sun Wukong, who was sitting next to Taotie, smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "Wowotou is a steamed bun made of coarse grains. Although it tastes a bit scratchy to eat, it is still very fragrant if you chew it carefully."

Zhao Ji smiled honestly, clapped his hands and said, "That's because people eat refined rice and fine noodles now, and of course they think coarse grains are delicious when they are eaten occasionally."

"If I eat it every day, I can't bear it... But Xiao Tie, what you said just now is wrong."

Taotie looked at Zhao Ji with question marks in his eyes, what did he say wrong?

Zhao Ji rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "You can't get corn bread, I thought, if you are trafficked, you will definitely be the first victim in all of China who was kicked out by human traffickers because you ate too much. "

"Who can support you from a serious family? Even if you are sold into some kind of black coal mine, it won't be able to support your big appetite, and the money you earn is not enough for you to eat."

"The black coal kiln can be eaten up by you."

Taotie: "..."

Everyone in the car burst out laughing, even the driver who was concentrating on driving couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Taotie looked at Zhao Ji who looked simple and honest but was actually a glutinous rice ball stuffed with sesame seeds, and wiped his face and said, "Uncle Zhao, if you have any objections to me, just say so, let's stop these personal attacks, okay?"

Zhao Ji didn't speak, just smiled and nodded towards Taotie.

Tao Juze held back his laughter, comforted Taotie and said, "Brother Tie, don't be depressed, let's think about it from a different angle."

Taotie: "?"

"If you eat too much and get kicked out, it can be regarded as a successful self-rescue. There is no need for us to find the police uncle to rescue you."

"Of course, it would be even more terrible if you can destroy the black coal mine. This is to eliminate harm for the people, and the country needs you to send a pennant~"

"The ancients said that being able to eat is a blessing, and you really don't deceive me hahaha~"

Tao Juze laughed again at the end, and the people in the car were also amused by his words again.

The corners of Yang Jian's mouth also turned up a lot, and he patted Tao Juze's dog's head again with a smile in his eyes.

It's getting more and more lively.

Laughter filled the entire carriage, except for Taotie, everyone was very happy.

Taotie: "..."

If you bully a weak, pitiful, helpless glutton that can eat you, don't you feel bad conscience?

...To be honest, not only is it not painful, but everyone is happy~

Everyone laughed and laughed all the way forward, and soon reached the barracks in the valley.

One post at ten steps, one check at a hundred steps, the soldiers inspected the vehicles entering and leaving very strictly.

The car stopped and went, and the driver had to show the relevant documents to the soldiers who checked the guard.

"This is a public training ground for various troops, with mixed personnel."

Chen Ze explained to the crowd: "Each army has its own distribution area. Although the major military areas on the capital side are all next to each other, they occupy different territories."

"Because it is a friendly exchange match with foreign countries, it is not suitable to be placed in a certain military area, so it was finally determined to be in this public area."

"The badge patterns worn by the soldiers here are different, which is an important sign to distinguish whether the opponent is his own."

Chen Ze sighed, and said, "So let me tell you again, everyone is now a special member of the Eastern Military Region, and you can't even take off your badges. After you take them off, you can easily be regarded as criminals."

Everyone nodded, don't worry, they will never pick it up.

Tao Juze looked out of the car window at the crew-cut men in military uniforms who were full of energy, and nodded with his eyes shining brightly: "Yeah, yeah, take it off if you don't want to, even if you kill yourself."

"Young master, we can get out of the car now." The driver parked the car in the designated area and said, "You can't drive any further, you have to walk."

Chen Ze nodded: "Okay, everyone get out of the car."

Hearing Chen Ze's words, Taotie opened the car door first and got out, Huh, although he is not particularly motion sick, it's better not to sit if he can.

When everyone got out of the car, Chen Ze nodded in his heart, well, he decided to count the heads from time to time today.

If you lose one or two, it's okay.

"Ozawa—"

A strong and powerful voice came from a distance, and everyone looked up, it was a burly man in combat uniform.

Chen Ze looked at the burly man running towards him, and the corner of his mouth twitched inconspicuously.

What is the little cousin...

The burly man ran up to Chen Ze, bared his teeth and said, "I've been waiting for a long time, Xiao Ze, you are here."

Feeling the scorching gaze from all directions, Chen Ze said to Tao Juze and the others calmly, "Let me introduce you, this is Chen Cheng, my little cousin."

"Hi, my name is Tao Juze, please give me your advice when we meet for the first time."

Tao Juze greeted Chen Cheng enthusiastically. The boss' brother is really strong, and this combat uniform is too handsome!

Chen Cheng looked at Tao Juze with green eyes. This is the legendary village favorite, the peach who wins the world!

Peach!Live peaches!Live! !

"Hello, hello, Tao Tao, right? I've heard of you for a long time, please give me some advice, please give me some advice."

"..."

"I've heard...a great name?"

Chen Ze rested his forehead and sighed, he had to ask his little cousin to come, he was the least able to speak among the Chen family's boys!

"That's right, I watched the live broadcast!" Chen Cheng was totally unaware of Chen Ze's entanglement in his heart at the moment, and was still enthusiastically saying to Tao Juze: "Basically all my rest time is spent following the live broadcast!"

"I am a loyal fan of the anchors of Lingju Village! Lingju Village is my source of happiness!"

Everyone in Lingju Village: "..."

Chen Ze covered his face and didn't want to talk anymore, he doesn't want this brother anymore, whoever wants it can take it away.

His fame throughout his life was ruined by his brother.

Don't ask why.

Everyone in Lingju Village didn't think too much about it, except for Yang Jian who didn't want to speak so Tao Juze spoke instead, everyone smiled at Chen Cheng friendly and introduced themselves briefly.

Taotie shook his head very narcissistically, he likes the feeling of being admired and loved by others jio~

Chen Ze put one hand on Chen Cheng's shoulder, gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Brother, what's so interesting today?"

Stop talking about this!Change the subject!

Chen Cheng showed his big white teeth: "It's just warming up for the time being. We've only just arrived, so we have to check out each other's old background first."

"The highlight is the two-day competition, where country M, country D and our Chinese Congress will have a formal confrontation."

It sounds interesting, everyone in Lingju Village thought in their hearts.

Taotie looked at Chen Cheng and asked very seriously, "Are you in charge of the food?"

Chen Cheng was stunned for a moment, then patted his chest and assured him: "Of course I'll take care of the food! I'll take care of my stomach!"

Taotie nodded in satisfaction, he liked to hear the word "Guanbao".

#You don’t know anything about the power of Taotie, light the wax#

Chen Cheng looked at everyone with bright eyes: "It's free time now, and many people are having friendly exchanges in the training ground. How about I take you there to see?"

Everyone said that it doesn't matter, the guest does whatever he wants.

Following behind Chen Cheng, Tao Juze whispered to Yang Jian, "Second brother, if you also wear combat uniforms, you must be very handsome!"

"The kind that is so handsome~"

Yang Jian narrowed his eyes and looked at Chen Cheng's clothes, and then hummed lightly.

Chen Ze, who was leading the way, moved his ears slightly, and a bewildered smile suddenly appeared on his face: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"Brother Yang has spoken!Brother Yang who is out of breath!Live!is alive!

... what is not alive?what is it

Chen Cheng wandered around the barracks swaggeringly with everyone, and it took a long time to arrive at the destination.

"Everyone can sit here and watch." Chen Cheng brought everyone to the newly built simple stand, pointed down and said, "You can see the whole venue from this angle."

"I have to go down and find someone to compete for two rounds, so let's withdraw first."

Chen Cheng greeted everyone in Lingju Village, gave Chen Ze a firm look, and entered the arena with arrogance.

Be sure to praise my brother and me in front of the hermits!

Chen Ze: "?"

What did his brother mean by that look just now?

I don't understand, forget it, it's probably not a big deal, just pretend I didn't see it.

Chen Ze looked at the excitement with peace of mind, and put his little cousin directly to the back of his mind.

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling were muttering together, pointing in a certain direction of the training ground from time to time, but they didn't know what they were muttering.

Taotie stared at the human race below and sighed: "Blue eyes, green eyes, yellow hair... I'll go, it's almost like Huang Xiaocang's chickens, colorful!"

In fact, what Taotie wanted to say was that he was about to catch up with Huang Xiaocang's feathers, and he was colorful and gaudy.

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