[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Chapter 105 For Love!

This time it's okay, this is really the most unlucky thing that has happened to me in thousands of years.

You fish, gossip about me behind your back, you are not a good fish, you wait to be sealed for life after life.

To be honest, I very much doubt that this fish spirit was driven to a psychopath by Chang'e, because he is not good at eating people, so he has to be scared before eating.Other monsters are usually: I lied to you, I will not eat you, or you will be frightened and the meat will not taste good.But he didn't, he didn't, he caught the boys and girls, first pretended to eat them, and after he was scared to death, he laughed and let them go.

...you thought this was the end?

No, he won’t let him go home after he releases it, catch him again, wait for the child to stop crying, then pretend to eat him next time, frighten them, and scare them into thinking that he is playing with the child. He stopped eating, he suddenly groaned and swallowed his head and feet.

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To be honest, I think I was wrong about this matter. After all, I asked Chang'e to fish, put it back, and fish again.But you should know that this is not my fault. After all, the fish in the pond were not intelligent at the beginning, and they didn’t know that they were being caught. Alas, who knew that my Feng Shui in the South China Sea is so good that this and that can become fine at every turn. Very embarrassing.

I was having a hard time explaining this to the little monk. For example, I hate Jin Chanzi very much, but I actually like the little monk. Although they have the same soul, they are still different.

Alas, I really didn't curse him to death, that's what I say, and I keep muttering about burying my apprentice alive, isn't he still alive and well.

Besides, after Xuanzang died, I had to raise her from scratch. It was really troublesome. If he opened his eyes wide and said something about this sister, I met him in my previous life and I recognized her. I just jumped off the Nine Heavens and died.

However, when I was in a dilemma, I heard the little monk inside suddenly said loudly: "I figured it out!"

I jumped down and looked inside quickly, only to see the little monk clenched his little fist tightly, with a determined expression on his face, holding his white and tender head proudly, the little bald head was shining brightly in the water , the big eyes were almost shining, and said: "I want to give up my life to feed the devil!"

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The little monk looked firmly at the Crystal Palace above his head, with an unlovable expression in his eyes: "Since even my favorite Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't like me, there is no point in keeping me in this world. The only thing I can do is What I want is to use myself as a bridge to convert you lost monsters, spread my Dharma in the Western Paradise, and let the world know what I have paid for my beliefs!"

Li Yujing couldn't use his brain well, so he said blankly: "...What did you pay for?"

The little monk looked at him firmly, and said sonorously, "Everything!"

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Come on, you can stop making trouble.

That’s not enough, he stretched out his little meat fist, shook it in front of the carp spirit, and said proudly: "Since you want to eat Tang monk meat, then you can eat it! The Buddha cut the meat to feed the eagle, and I will sacrifice my life to cross the demon!" Come, eat, let love! let light! let my life show you the way!"

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This really scares the hell out of me.

I was so scared that I didn't care about any schemes or schemes. I took Monkey King and kicked over the water monster's cave, rushed in and shouted at the little monk: "Good boy! Don't make trouble!"

The dragon girl told me at the time that she suggested that I weave a basket, pretend it was a magic weapon or something, and collect the carp essence, so that it would appear that we are tall as gods.

However, I resolutely rejected it. To be a fairy is not for the purpose that when there are monsters to fight, you rush up, stomp him on the ground, and shout: "Monster, slap me!" or something!

However, it doesn’t work for me to think so, if I just take this fish monster away, it’s okay, but I didn’t do that, I came down to catch him, it seemed that I was merciful and didn’t kill him, but he was fine, he was gossiping about me behind my back, really Kill me too.

I yelled, but the little monk colluded with the monster and said, "Eat it! Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. After you eat my meat, you will inherit my thoughts! We are Buddhist friends!" "

Return Buddhist friends?

How can you be so fussy?

Your flesh and mind?Why are you so good?

The little monk looked at me indifferently, and said: "The journey to the west is difficult, no matter who goes there, but now this monster, I am the only one who can save him! I want to follow the example of my ancestors, cut meat and feed the eagles, and convert his soul!"

Alright, don't make a fuss, your apprentice Sha Wujing gnawed at you for the ninth time, did you see that he was converted?

In order to let him stop tormenting, I can only say tiredly: "You are a smart man, don't listen to this demon's nonsense, he deliberately makes you unable to learn from the scriptures, so that you can't get the right result. Who said I once cursed you to death Come on? I'm so busy every day, how can I have time to curse you to death? Besides, you and I didn't have any grudges before, and I didn't even recognize you!"

The carp monster looked at me in astonishment, his expression was clearly saying: You are breaking the precept, you are breaking the precept!

Alas, if you lie, you can lie. I also do it out of good intentions. I want to save people.And I've saved the world several times, it doesn't make sense for me to be struck by lightning just because I told a lie once.

When I told a lie, I silently said to myself, monks don’t tell lies, but I am a good monk, so what I tell lies is good.

Didn't I just want to save this little monk?

I used to watch them write poems about how hard Sun Wukong and everyone worked so hard to worship Buddha for Tang Seng. I didn't feel much, but now I really feel the same.

However, I thought this would be enough, but the little monk didn't know which one of the seven orifices was opened, so he looked me up and down for a moment, covered his chest, took a step back, and murmured to himself: "You are lying..."

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How did you see that?

For a moment, I don't want to be Guanyin anymore, I really want to die.

Why is it so difficult to serve, one by one!

The little monk seemed to be unable to stand still. He clutched his chest in pain and took a few steps back. He walked a few steps close to the wall, groping for a stone and sat down. He hung his head and muttered: "I know you so well, I naturally know when you are lying to me..."

He hugged his head and shrunk into a ball: "You are a dignified monk who lied to others?"

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When did you activate this skill?

Sun Wukong said to me sympathetically: "Bodhisattva, it's probably because you have been a god for a long time, and you have followed the rules. You have never lied for thousands of years. Your lying skills are really horrible. His brain can recognize it."

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Rules and regulations hurt me.

But things have come to this, I have lost my face, and I have lied, so what do you still think about me, what do you like.

I turned my head and asked Dragon Girl, "So obvious?"

The Dragon Girl said sympathetically: "Oh, Master, you are getting old. In the past, when you occasionally said a few lies, everyone would be blinded. How dare you tell them."

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When we quarreled to this point, the carp monster suddenly said: "So is it for you to eat or not? You gods can unify your opinion, my pot is still on, and the water should boil in a while."

You carp monster, your desire to eat people is really strong.

I was so angry with the little monk that my liver hurt, and Sun Wukong was so useless under the water, the dragon girl simply said to us: "Stay away. By the way, read a formula to avoid water."

As soon as she said to stand far away, everyone was so frightened that they immediately stood aside. She said that she wanted to recite the formula to avoid water, which scared Monkey King so much that he made a fool of himself.

Seeing her coming, the carp monster immediately took out his weapon and prepared to fight, but before he could move, the dragon girl suddenly raised her hand, and a flash of light flashed, and an electric current went straight to the carp monster. Unfortunately, he didn't have time to move. He was so shocked that he lost his original shape in the water, twitching and jumping.

The dragon girl calmly looked at the carp monster on the ground who was so shocked that it rolled its eyes, and said indifferently: "Didn't your friends in the lower realm teach you to catch Tang Seng, but didn't they tell you that water can conduct electricity?"

As he said that, he put the fish in his pocket with a look of disgust, and sighed: "It has to be sealed, troublesome."

Sun Wukong watched Longnu take down the carp monster so easily, and suddenly remembered that Hui An seemed to have a similar trick to deal with him, and turned to me and asked, "Bodhisattva, where is this carp going?"

The Dragon Girl explained for me: "There is a piece of land in Xitian, which is specially sealed off for them. You know, we don't have the death penalty, and they are sentenced to life without death. Everyone is immortal. It takes up a lot of land."

I said, "You are lucky. The Buddha has suppressed you. If you are sent to Xitian Prison, they will force you to brush your teeth every day."

Sun Wukong: "..."

The dragon girl said: "So you'd better learn the scriptures carefully. You know, the old man Buddha doesn't like the long-haired people recently. A while ago, he shaved all the prisoners who were sentenced to life in prison, alas."

Sun Wukong subconsciously hugged himself tremblingly.

I said again: "You know, he is dead buttoned, and he doesn't have a uniform dress, so he is shaved and bald and has no clothes to wear. He is very ugly."

Monkey King shivered again and hugged his tiger skin skirt tightly.

The three of us were talking here, and the little monk was sitting on the stone next to him thinking about life and lost in thought.

He suddenly said out of nowhere: "There are so many monsters rushing to eat my meat, there must be something special about me."

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No, it's just that I don't know which unlucky rumor is spreading, and this incident proves from the side why monsters can't become immortals. Why don't you think that every monster who wants to eat your meat will die a miserable death.

The little monk looked at me firmly: "I have decided to carry forward my belief in my own way. One day you will look at me again, and the Buddhas of the Western Heaven will also look at me again, because I will be the only one. The monk who paved the way to learn the scriptures with blood, my righteous fruit will not be smooth sailing, I am willing to use my pain to exchange for justice in the world."

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Why do I feel that something is wrong.

You child, was your brain damaged by electricity just now?

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Update on time today.

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