Taoism on the tip of the tongue

Chapter 45 The Fourth Orange

Knowing what Gu Changsheng wanted to do, the police from the special department specially vacated a lounge for him.

Tangerine Tongji means auspiciousness and good luck.It also echoed Yuan Ji's name, Gu Changsheng took the orange, which was also Yuan Ji's good luck.In particular, it was a coincidence that this bag of oranges happened to be six.Liu Liu Da Shun, without Liu, Yuan Ji would never be able to get smooth again.

"Adjudicate the truth with the attendants on the left and right, the good pot is empty and the future generations are delayed, the evil pot is full and it is difficult to write... There is no good deed to lose luck, and evil will be rewarded with karma."

"Eat some oranges." Well done, Gu Changsheng walked out of the lounge, peeled off the orange peel, and distributed the orange petals to the victimized girls.

This is taking advantage of the power of the suffering master to collect debts, and it can maximize the effect of the spell.

Although some don't understand why Gu Changsheng suddenly let them eat oranges.But the girls have always been grateful for the kindness of others.Even if there is something I don't like, I will take it.

Just try it out.When they were locked up by Yuan Ji, they couldn't eat such oranges even if they wanted to.

Even when they are pregnant, they are treated better for the health of the fetus.

Besides, it would be very stressful, and they wished they could just go on a hunger strike and commit suicide. How could they be in the mood to eat, because everything tasted like chewy wax, and they couldn't feel happiness at all.Unlike now, even though the girls were soured by the oranges and grinned, they couldn't help but smile.

that's nice!

This feeling of being alive.

Yuan Ji didn't feel good at all, because he found that he suddenly became unlucky for no reason.

He obviously ate the watermelon well, but suddenly the watermelon seeds got stuck in his trachea, choking him so much that he almost lost his breath.Finally, with the help of a passer-by, he coughed up the foreign object. As soon as the helper left and he was about to buy a bottle of water to smooth his throat, he realized that the wallet in his pocket had disappeared at some point.

All bank cards and Alipay accounts were frozen, and Yuan Ji, who only had the cash in his wallet, was in a hurry.

He said that there is no kind person, the few people who just surrounded must have taken the opportunity to steal it.Yuan Ji wanted to find someone, but after so long a delay, the other party had already disappeared, and he didn't dare to stay here for a long time.The police's arrest warrant will be posted soon, and there is still his ID card in the wallet. When the other party reports it, if he is still nearby, he will be caught right away.

Thinking of this, Yuan Ji hurriedly left.

Fortunately, the phone is still there, Yuan Ji thought happily.Although I don't have any money on me, but this phone is a brand name, and I just bought it not long ago, so it is probably worth a little money.But what Yuan Ji didn't expect was that he found several stores that recycle old mobile phones in a row, and the store owners pushed down the prices very hard.

"Is there a mistake? The original price of this phone is more than 6000, almost [-]. I bought it only two days ago, and it is brand new. How could it be only worth [-]?"

"Boss, did you make a mistake?" Yuan Ji tried to reason with the other party: "I am in a hurry to spend money and I can't help it, you can sell it for five or six thousand if you change hands casually, and you won't lose money if you take it for four thousand. "

"Or three thousand is fine, it's a bloody profit!" Yuan Ji took a step back, trying to convince the other party.

However, no matter what he said, the reactions of the owners of the recycling shops were the same. They rolled their eyes towards the sky: "I like to sell or not. Who doesn't know that the electronics industry is changing rapidly. This shop is already conscientious enough. I haven't seen many people on the street. Is it a stall for 200 yuan to recycle old mobile phones? Some even simply replace old mobile phones with stainless steel washbasins. How much is a stainless steel wash basin? I will give you [-] yuan, because your mobile phone is still new. up."

Yuan Ji had no choice but to raise the price to [-] and finally sold the phone.

One thousand sixteen is really too little, and it won't take a few days at all.With the money from selling mobile phones, Yuan Ji planned to find a place to live first, and then find ways to make money.Pickpockets, for example, look good, as long as you don't get caught, it's completely easy and quick to get money.

Yuan Ji, who was inspired by someone stealing his wallet, suddenly felt that his luck was not so bad.Maybe this is how God is hinting at how he makes money!

However, Yuan Ji managed to find a place to spend the night. Before he could figure out where to do the first ticket tomorrow, his stomach suddenly hurt.

Losing his wallet and being choked on watermelon seeds, this level of misfortune, in the eyes of Gu Changsheng, is simply child's play.Although he knew that in a few days, the power of the spell would gradually increase, making Yuan Ji's life miserable, but Gu Changsheng couldn't wait any longer.

"Orange peels become fragrant to attract ghosts and ghosts, and hundreds of ghosts come to report. The old dead are not allowed to come, ghosts and infants must come. Regardless of male or female souls, they will be rewarded with offerings." When I went out, I didn't bring incense. The peeled orange peel was still there, so Gu Changsheng dried the orange peel and used it instead of incense, and the effect was not bad.

As soon as the incantation was finished, there was a strong wind in the house, and seven or eight ghost fetuses came.Originally, Gu Changsheng only wanted to keep one, and send the rest away.But when I was about to start, I thought about it and left them all.

Don't those people want children?It just so happened that he was kind-hearted, so he could help them directly.

Then if you want to give birth, just give birth directly!

Other people's children don't have their own relatives, right!

Ghost fetuses are caused by babies who have been stillborn several times in a row, failed to be born smoothly, and are caused by excessive resentment.Their biggest obsession is to reincarnate, and the rest is revenge for those who killed them.Hearing Gu Changsheng's request, and knowing that there is another reincarnation, even though it is fake, but it will be born for real, the ghost is overjoyed.Not to mention that Gu Changsheng would pay, even if they didn't, they were willing to help for free.

This is a win-win situation. Gu Changsheng can teach those scumbags a lesson, and ghost fetuses can also benefit.They will get rid of their obsessions because they have been 'born' once.At the same time, it will reduce the excessive resentment in the body. At that time, as long as they cultivate themselves for a period of time and wear off the remaining resentment, they will be able to go to the underworld smoothly, and they will be reincarnated without continuing to be trapped in the human world.

Therefore, even if they were a bit disgusted with wanting to enter a man's belly, the ghost fetuses all agreed with curled lips.

After negotiating the conditions, only one ghost was left, and the rest of the ghosts left temporarily. They will come again when Gu Changsheng calls after the police find out who the guests are.

The offerings were given after the event, and the ghost fetus floating in the air was not in a hurry to ask for it, but instead asked, "Where is the man you mentioned?" He couldn't wait to 'reincarnate'.

Yuan Ji had Gu Changsheng's spell in him, and the spell was like a locator. Before it was broken, Gu Changsheng could find him no matter where he went.After sensing the other party's location, Gu Changsheng personally took the ghost to carry out the mission.

His actions are both leading the way and overseeing the work.

Even though these ghosts are small, they were not even born, but they have been wandering around the world for so many years after becoming ghosts, how can they not learn?

It's hard to figure out how to follow others casually and be the spirit behind them for a period of time.

After learning, these ghosts can speak and understand a lot, and of course they can sneak around and fish in water, and they are passive and sabotage.Even if he behaved very eagerly, maybe he would regret it halfway before he reached his destination.Gu Changsheng didn't dare to let go of his heart until he saw the ghost fetus enter Yuan Ji's stomach with his own eyes.

Yuan Ji's stomach hurt so much that he squatted on the ground and couldn't get up.

It hurts like this, could it be appendicitis?

It's really a leak in the house and it rains all night. Now that he doesn't have money for surgery, even if he has money, he doesn't dare to go to the hospital.Just when Yuan Ji was dying of pain, thinking about whether to take the risk of contacting that black clinic, he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he suddenly felt that his stomach seemed to get a little bigger.

And it doesn't hurt anymore.

Yuan Ji ran to the bathroom, lifted his coat and looked carefully at the mirror for a while, only to find that his stomach was really getting bigger.Although he didn't have any muscles before, his figure was not bad. Anyway, he definitely didn't have a small belly.But now, there is obviously an extra circle of flesh on the belly, which feels soft to the touch.

It can't be just eating fat, right?

But it's good if it doesn't hurt, and I don't have the conditions to go to the hospital for an examination now.Yuan Ji lay on the bed, worried for a while, and fell asleep without knowing it.When he woke up the next day, he was worried about his livelihood, and his mind was full of thoughts about how to steal money, and the matter of his stomach was forgotten by him.

One or two days without paying attention, three or four days passed, and Yuan Ji could no longer ignore his increasingly conspicuous belly.In just a few days, his stomach has changed from a mini belly to a plus size swimming ring.What's more, my body is always uncomfortable in one way or another. My feet are swollen like steamed buns, I can't put on my shoes, and I have no appetite to eat.I don't know if it's too hot, he has some heatstroke, and he always feels sick when he's fine.I bought Huoxiang Zhengqi water, but it didn't help to drink it while holding back my nausea. Instead, I vomited even more, and even my stomach hurts a bit.

He is like this now, this stomach is fat, but other places are still good, it is not reasonable to only have a fat stomach.Let's say it's sick, except for the pain on the first day, it's fine at other times.Yuan Ji originally wanted to endure it, but that night, he suddenly felt something moving in his stomach.

What the hell!

Yuan Ji was terrified.In a flash, he connected all the details that he had ignored before.Big belly, swollen feet, and vomiting of acid water, aren’t these all symptoms of pregnancy? !

That's how the women in the basement used to be when they got married.

"My sister is pregnant and has a bad mouth, and now she wants to eat sour ones." The words of the idiot who exchanged watermelons for oranges a few days ago suddenly echoed in his ears. Looking at the sour oranges he bought on the table, this is all This is the third bag of oranges he bought today.

He is not a person who likes to eat oranges, let alone this kind of oranges with green skin and sour taste at first sight.

Such a big change in taste, combined with the above, made Yuan Ji feel panicked.

He...he is a man, pregnant?

It was a bolt from the blue, during this period of time he had no money, and he didn't go out to fool around with women.Could it be that some man fucked him while he was asleep?

Even so, it is unlikely that a man will become pregnant.Yuan Ji had a terrible headache, and couldn't help but wonder if he was the legendary intersex person.

How will the child be born and where will it come from?Caesarean section?He is a man who will have children, what will others think?The more Yuan Ji thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he couldn't help punching himself in the stomach, trying to violently abort the baby.

Before the fist touched his belly, the ghost inside refused to agree, making all kinds of troubles, Yuan Ji begged his grandpa to sue his grandma, and rolled all over the floor.Two hours later, Yuan Jicai got up exhausted.

Do you want to beat him after pouring him bitter potion?From then on, the ghost who originally wanted to be nice to the fake father no longer showed mercy, and played fists in Yuan Ji's stomach regularly and regularly every day.

Yuan Ji was in pain four or five times a day, three meals plus afternoon tea and supper were so painful.Within two days, he couldn't take it anymore, so he gritted his teeth and contacted the doctor in the black clinic.

In just a few days, the police found many customers based on the descriptions of the victims.After arresting these accomplices, Gu Changsheng gave all of them a gift package for pregnancy and childbirth for free.Yuan Ji's luck is not bad, the black clinic doctor has not been caught yet, so he has found someone.

But being found by Yuan Ji, the doctor's luck will start to be bad.