How can a good male god bite people

Chapter 113 This hotel has been contracted!

"Brother Yan, who did you say suddenly booked the hotel?"

Lu Yongle opened his suitcase, took out his clothes and hung them up one by one, while chatting with the man next to him: "The staff said we only lived in one-third of the room, so that person should have packed two-thirds of the room." ?Gosh, the consumption in this place...is really rich."

As usual, Yan Jun checked the room with instruments, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but glance at Lu Yongle.Although he didn't say anything, what was expressed in his eyes was "You have the nerve to talk about others".

The guy who always buys business class on international flights laments that others are "really rich", and it does seem to be a bit of a "five steps to laugh at a hundred steps".

"Hey, I just don't think the price/performance ratio is quite right." Lu Yongle replied, "Look, isn't the hotel on the top of the mountain more worth the money than here? Besides, there are fewer people living on the mountain, so the hotel here For the price, you can enjoy better views and services on the top of the mountain.”

Yan Jun no longer responded to his associations.The man didn't put away the equipment until he finished checking the room, and turned back to help Lu Yongle handle the luggage together.

In order to take out the clothes that need to be hung up, Lu Yongle has spread out all the boxes. At first glance, he still feels a little helpless.

"...The rooms on the mountain are small. In fact, you should live in a room by yourself." Yan Jun and his colleagues in the group have always traveled lightly on business trips, and rarely see such a situation.But when Lu Yongle was collecting things at the foot of the mountain, it was Yan Jun who read them one by one and listened to Lu Yongle recite each one when he used them. After listening to them, Yan Jun didn't feel that Lu Yongle's things were real Much cumbersome.

In the man's mind, the young man is an actor and has to go to the snowy mountains to film, so for the sake of safety, health and youthful beauty, it is nothing to bring as much as possible.And let's not say that the young man himself is a "strong monster" and can't take it. Don't he still have two "assistants"?There is always help.

So Lu Yongle went up the mountain, dragging one middle school and one big one with the suitcases alone, plus a backpack and other bags of different sizes.There was no way, besides various daily necessities, Lu Yongle and Huang Xiaofeng also brought their own ski equipment.After all, it is customized by myself, so it is easy to use, and in order not to bump into it, it is better to keep it by myself.

But even if you keep this by yourself, the room will inevitably become more and more crowded.

Lu Yongle didn't mind much, but when he looked at his luggage that had obviously occupied most of the room space, and then at the tall man standing beside the luggage, he felt a little embarrassed for a while: "Uh... sorry, my stuff It's really a bit much..."

"I've said it many times, don't apologize." Yan Jun is really a little suspicious now, is it because his expression is too little, causing Lu Yongle to often misunderstand that he is scolding him.But in fact, Yan Jun just thinks that young people should go to a better environment, not to express dissatisfaction.

Seeing that it didn’t make sense, Yan Jun had no choice but to go forward and help Lu Yongle tidy up his clothes, expressing with practical actions: “I have no problem with you having a lot of things, I just think that if you are alone in a room, you will be more comfortable. .”

"I don't feel uncomfortable now. Didn't I say that Brother Yan feels more secure now?" Lu Yongle said, "It's like if I'm alone at home, I have to check all the doors and windows and lock them before going to bed. No, have all the electrical appliances turned off? But if I live at home, I don’t have to worry about these things, because my family has paid attention to them since I was a child.”

While talking, the young man took out his balance ball—of course it was in a shriveled state after deflation—shaking and preparing to blow: "With Brother Yan around, as long as I think of 'Brother Yan and I are in the same room', I will be quite happy." Yu finished the security check, hahaha!"

...it's a kind of blind trust.Yan Jun's rational judgment made such a judgment, but when he looked at Lu Yongle, he couldn't say anything to refute.The man took the youth's clothes and walked to the closet: "Is this going to be hung up?"

"Hmm, thank you."

Yan Jun glanced at the clothes that had been hung up in the closet, and hung the one in his hand in a suitable position according to the length and color.The moment he hung it up, Lu Yongle took the uninflated balance ball and jumped over to hit the man's lower back: "Listen, the hanger, according to Chapter 723, Article [-] of the "Regulations on the Management of Lu Yongle's Personal Assistants" One rule states that your territory has now been "legally expropriated" by Lu Yongle. Please cooperate immediately and don't resist!"

...Suddenly making up such a long nonsense, the young man's brain is turning fast enough.

It is not the first time that Yan Jun has been made such a joke by young people. The team leader of the sixth team who has really experienced the hail of bullets, of course, will not feel at a loss about this kind of thing.If I have to say it, it may be more helpless and funny.

Yes, I don't know where Lu Yongle got Yan Jun's laugh. This kind of boring "intimidation" game actually made Yan Jun, who has always been stern, find it a bit interesting.

Lu Yongle still didn't know Yan Jun's true feelings. He saw the man standing there motionless, as if he was really cooperating with his own game, so he made an inch of it and said, "Raise your hands above your head, and turn around slowly!"

Others were asked to hold their heads with their hands or hold up against the wall, and turn their backs to the attacker, but Lu Yongle asked Yan Jun to turn around.Yan Jun really felt that this skinny little guy needed to learn some common sense.

So the man pretended to cooperate and turned around slowly.

Lu Yongle: "Uh..."

The young man just wanted to play, but Yan Jun really cooperated.Holding the shriveled balance ball, the young man looked up at the oppressive man, blinked, and couldn't think of what to do next.

In the next second, Yan Jun suddenly made a move!

With one hand, he separated the young man's "theoretically holding the gun" from his right wrist, and with the other hand, he held down the man's left hand, and pushed forward cleverly, Lu Yongle was directly pushed down on the bed by him!

The man's knee was even stuck between the youth's tui, further restricting his movement.

However, this restriction is not severe.

Lu Yongle lay on his back on the bed, looked at the man above him, looked at his hands and feet left and right, lay back and said to the man with a smile, "Brother Yan is being gentle, if I really hold a gun, you will be injured like this. "

"If I hit your wrist for real, you don't need your hand." Because of the backlight, Yan Jun's face looked a little dark.He looked at the young man who was detained by him, and said lightly: "If you encounter a similar situation in the future, don't let the other party turn to face you. This will reduce the difficulty of the other party's counterattack, you know?"

"Pfft..." Lu Yongle laughed, "How could there be such an opportunity? I'm an actor, not a commando. Even if there are similar scenes in the play, I just follow the script."

Yan Jun said: "Just in case."

"Okay, just in case, I can't let the other party face me so I can take advantage of it, I remember!" Lu Yongle blinked peachy eyes, "Then Brother Yan, don't let others take advantage of it. Someone has the opportunity to point a gun at you like this!"

"..." Yan Jun didn't speak for a while.

In fact, he has already experienced this kind of scene.The situation at that time was actually caused by the superimposition of many irresistible factors. It is impossible, as Lu Yongle said, that others cannot do this without giving others a chance.But there are twists and turns in it, it is impossible for Yan Jun to explain it to Lu Yongle in detail, so he can only reply first: "I will try my best."

Knowing the nature of Yan Jun's job, Lu Yongle couldn't force him to do it, so he replied, "Mmm, be sure to pay attention to safety."

Obviously it was Yan Jun who planned to educate Lu Yongle's safety awareness, but in a few words, Lu Yongle told Yan Jun instead.

Yan Jun didn't play debate games, he let go of the young man after he finished speaking, got off the bed and took a step back.Lu Yongle sat up and turned his wrist: "Hey Brother Yan, your hand strength is really not ordinary, I think I'm already very strong..."

Yan Jun stepped forward, grabbed his wrist and looked at it: "Painful? Are you hurt?"

Logically speaking, no, Yan Jun knew his own strength, but it was hard to say where Lu Yongle suddenly got it.Moreover, this is on a snow-capped mountain. It's normal for the body to have a reaction to the cold and heat just now.

Lu Yongle didn't really feel pain, but he rolled his eyes and said, "A little bit..."

Yan Jun has nothing to say, what else can he do about the evil he committed?The man had no choice but to touch the young man's wrist, said "Sorry" in a low voice, then straightened up and prepared to find medicine for the bruises.

Lu Yongle squeezed him tightly.

Yan Jun: "Huh?"

The young man raised the balance ball in his hand that was still not blown, and said with a smile, "If you help me blow this, I will forgive you!"

Yan Jun: "..."

So, it was obviously Lu Yongle who provoked it first, and it was obviously Yan Jun who planned to give the young people a little "safety education"... In the end, it turned out that Yan Jun not only wanted to apologize, but also played the balance ball.

Things are unpredictable, probably so.

***

Meanwhile, another floor of the same hotel.

The entire floor here is very quiet, only two rooms have been registered on the system, and one of them is the most luxurious room in this hotel.

However, due to the limited conditions on the mountain, the most luxurious ones are not as gorgeous as they are.

The user of the room is standing in front of the window, looking at the vast snow scene, distant mountains and blue sky.

"Viscount, they have already checked into this hotel."

A Western European man in his 50s who appeared to be standing in the back, looking at the people in front of the window, reported: "Everyone lives on the first floor, including the little gentleman, and his 'bodyguard'."

"Well." The man honored as "Viscount" was still looking at the distant view, motionless, "Don't worry about them, dear housekeeper. If the hotel comes to ask if there is something that can cooperate with them, just let them do it, don't worry about it. ask me."

"Yes, Viscount." The butler paused and asked again, "Since you are willing to help that little gentleman, why don't you personally..."

"That's not my blood, butler." The viscount's appearance was faintly printed on the window, and his lips moved slightly, "In the past, if I exceeded my authority, I would be killed."

"When I asked you if you were willing to help him before, you didn't respond, but now..." the steward said, "Country A has already known about your existence and has lodged a protest with the special department of country B."

"Protesting is just protesting, and it's just a few words. In my era, aren't there few days when I was spurned by thousands of people?" The Viscount chuckled, turned around, and turned his back to the window, "Besides, I'm not helping him , just look at him when you meet him. Can booking a hotel be counted as help in this era?"

"...That's not true."

"So, what's the problem?" The Viscount turned his head to look at the blue sky, and said with a low smile, "Two different clans, spanning many generations, and the same race meet under the light, what an interesting era... "

"Yes." The steward replied, "After multiple times of genetic dilution, the glory of the blood clan has gone forever. Correspondingly, the clan treaty within the blood clan has long since become a dead letter. Whether you want to help No one from any clan will come to judge you."

"I know in theory, but it's not easy to accept the deep-rooted ideas for so many years." The Viscount smiled and stretched out his hand to close the curtains to block the light outside.

"Just treat me as angry when I get up, and then let me adapt... Start by caring for other people's babies."

[The author has something to say: Alright!The identity of the Viscount is announced! 】