[Full-time Master Umbrella Repair] Su Muqiu congratulates 24 hours

Chapter 1



Chapter 1

[Full-time master/umbrella repair] Su Muqiu congratulates 24 hours

Author: 11563753

The backup of the text, the release date is 2017.10.21

*First published on lofter

※All umbrellas are repaired.

※All short stories will be released at once.

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1. Keyword: Ximeng

After listening to the dispute between the two team chiefs, facing Su Muqiu and Ye Xiu who were both persistent, the others looked at each other in blank dismay, did not speak hastily, and only followed suit by looking at the humanoid computer sitting on the table.

The humanoid computer is covered with the most common R-03 shell, with a neutral and ordinary appearance, and its eyes are closed because it is in the maker mode. On the mainframe, the system is running an automatic maintenance system, and the CPU usage shown is frighteningly high—even though there are no additional programs at all except the main system.

The OS that their team spent several months writing took up almost all the memory.Luo Ji, who took all the computing work on his shoulder, was dumbfounded: "Can this really be turned on?!"

"Yes." Su Muqiu swears, "Just now it is in the power-on state!"

Ye Xiu: "As soon as it is in operation, it emits smoke and triggers an alarm, which counts as a start-up of the door."

Su Muqiu explained: "This is because his hardware has not been upgraded. R-03 is a general-purpose white machine, and this system is too high-end for him, so it causes overheating, which is not a normal problem."

"Don't forget that you plan to make this system applicable to all models, and the one we developed will only make the overload come faster." Ye Xiu questioned, "Just admit it, for artificial intelligence, this The load on the system is too heavy. What if someone dies?"

The two looked at each other in silence. In the undercurrent of the research room, everyone was as quiet as a chicken, except Baozi, who was not in a good condition, scratching his head, his face full of confusion.

"Ah, dead people? Why are there dead people?"

Baozi, who was in charge of the anti-virus function, didn't understand the relationship between the overload of this system and the death of a person. After all, the overload of the computer would mean that it would crash, unable to move at all, and turned into a lump of iron, just like the one in front of him.He thought that the crash of the humanoid computer could not escape the fate of all computers.

Under Baozi’s constant projection of questionable light waves, Qiao Yifan stood up to answer his doubts: “In order to ensure instant information feedback, some important circuits inside our models use special materials. But this kind of material is easy to overheat, and the general situation is fine. In the case of prolonged overload operation..."

That will cause a chain reaction, a bang explosion, killing a large number of people.

Moreover, although the appearance of artificial intelligence cannot be completely similar to humans due to regulations, artificial imitation leather, body temperature, heartbeat simulation programs, etc. are standard equipment for almost all brands.If the internal pressure is too high, it is impossible for the fragile shell to prevent the explosion from happening.

In particular, the companion series developed by their team focuses on highly intelligent understanding of human emotional changes, and then interacts as a selling point. Sometimes it is more human than human. In order to perform all fine changes, it is impossible to strengthen the explosion-proof performance of the shell.

Then again, apart from the military and special models used for rescue, which human-shaped computer needs to be strengthened against explosions... Qiao Yifan thought silently, but honestly didn't say it.

Ye Xiu said: "Since walking on the road looks like a humanoid, why don't you just take the order from the arms dealer? Or should we cooperate with the insurance company and provide the buyer with high-value accident insurance? At least it was blown up." It’s broken and there’s still something left.”

"Hey, do you hurt people like this?!" Su Muqiu vomited blood.

An Wenyi, who remained silent, pushed the glasses: "This complaint is powerful enough. If the full score is 130, I will give it [-] points——after the full score, three applause will be added."

Ye Xiu blinked, with the usual half-smile on his face. Of course, more people thought it was a mocking smile.He asked seriously: "Is this a complaint? I just pointed out that he designed a big hole."

"White lies are sometimes necessary." An Wenyi said.

"I won't lie." Ye Xiu smiled and shrugged.

Su Muqiu vomited blood, pulled away the chair, bit the pen holder and lay on the drawing, scratching his ears and cheeks. Various light pens left countless messy handwriting on the drawing template, writing and erasing, erasing and writing. Understand the whole thing, and only understand the part that you are responsible for.After all, human-shaped computers involve multiple fields. A guy like Su Muqiu who can take care of all fields takes the position of main conception and integration, while other members are responsible for doing their best. This is an ideal teamwork.

So everyone in Xingxin's research room disbanded in place with peace of mind, and left separately, waiting for Su Muqiu to confirm the design and assign tasks.

Ye Xiu stayed behind.He made a refreshing mint tea, just one cup, and put it in the hand of Su Muqiu, who was concentrating on it. Then he sat down beside Su Muqiu, with deep black eyes, quietly staring at his serious side face, occasionally glancing at the blueprint.

A few hours later, the energy-saving light in the research room changed to electric light. Su Muqiu threw down his pen in the white light, drank the cup of tea that had been cold and hot for countless times, rubbed his face and said to Ye Xiu: "I still want to Keep this design."

"It will explode." Ye Xiu said, "My calculations will not be wrong. Of the seven formulas and 23 design versions you wrote down just now, none of them has an explosion probability lower than [-]%, unless the system is modified."

"to not fix."

"Why?" Ye Xiu asked.

Su Muqiu raised his head, stared at him for a while, and finally lowered his head and continued to write and draw on the draft, signed his name with a few strokes, and simply said: "Anyway, there is no result in arguing, so let's further improve the cooling system."

This humanoid computer AI system developed by Su Muqiu, according to the usual method in the industry, uses the initial draft name "S1M0NE" that Su Muqiu and Ye Xiu casually set as the system code name, compatible with all models, and the main match is Xingxin. Launched companion series.

Chen Guo and Su Mucheng, who were in charge of publicity and sales, decided to name the series 'Ximeng' after several discussions.

Hopes and dreams.

There is a part of the Ximeng series that is nicknamed the Easter Egg design by the user group, that is, regardless of the appearance, gender, or age of the model, this series of human-shaped computers like to eat ice and are afraid of heat.Although I can't taste the taste like a real human being, I just stuff the popsicle into my mouth, but I have a hobby, which is unexpectedly well received.

There was a review in the most authoritative journal, and the writer said: '...it makes it more like him, like a real person. '

"'If a humanoid computer could have a heart (AI)...'" Ye Xiu took off his shoes, took off his scarf, and hung it on the shelf, while talking to Su Muqiu who rushed into the room just after closing the door, "What they wrote Isn’t the advertisement too provocative? This is the hope and dream of human beings, so it’s not pursued.”

"What counts as pursuit?" Su Muqiu buried most of his body in the closet, rummaged through the buttons that had fallen off, and replied in a muffled voice, "It's just the advertisement, it's up to you to think about it."

"Machines don't need to have emotions." Ye Xiu said flatly, "Having emotions, emotions, sorrows, sorrows and joys is equivalent to having self-awareness, which violates the original purpose of human beings to create machines—to use them (gong)s (ju). Make life easier. Humanoid computers know how to lose their temper, go on strike, and humans start worrying about betrayal and hurt. Humans started worrying even as far back as 1942*."

"I have argued many times, I don't think so." Su Muqiu replied.

Ye Xiu asked back: "Things that shouldn't have a heart have a heart, just like a stone has the warmth of flesh and blood. What is this?"

"That's the soul, Ye Xiu." Su Muqiu laughed, "We created the soul."

Ye Xiu was startled, touched his hot chest, and suddenly raised his head sharply, and saw Su Muqiu looking at him with a smile on his face.

Because I got into the closet, my hair was messy and branched everywhere, and I still had needlework and buttons in my hand, so I just wanted to play this handsome.Ye Xiu smiled, but couldn't tell what made him smile, whether it was the overly precise system, or Su Muqiu's so-called soul.

He walked forward slowly, took the things in Su Muqiu's hands, and when he bent over to sew the button for him, Su Muqiu was still looking at him with a smile, Ye Xiu lowered his head and bit the end of the thread, suddenly felt a hand inserted into his hair , five fingers gently rubbing the scalp, dry and warm.

At this moment, Ye Xiu thought of his dead maker, the long dust, the day Su Muqiu woke him up, the surprised expression of the young man, and the pure and bright eyes.

His eyes carried all the hopes and dreams.

This is Ximeng.Ye Xiu began to agree with every screw and every line.

"You are very happy, Ye Xiu." Su Muqiu said after feeling it for a while.

Ye Xiu squinted his eyes for a moment and said with a smile, "You are the one who is happy, Mu Qiu."

"Probably, there are too many things to be happy about." Su Muqiu hugged Ye Xiu tightly, and whispered to himself, "There are too many things."

"Like what?"

"For example..." Su Muqiu thought for a while, "For example, if the Accompanying series is out of stock, and we can't count the money, we can book a plane ticket to find our sister in France.


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