[Future] Star Diplomat

Chapter 10

"Morning." As soon as he arrived at the restaurant, he saw John greet Si Wenyuan with a silly smile on his face.

Si Wenyuan raised his eyebrows slightly: "Have you found a solution?" With such an obvious smile, you just want him to ask.

"Yeah, that's the book you were looking for, "Feel the Pleasure in Penetration, Spirit Power!", the method in it is the most feasible, thank you so much, Xiaoyuan!" John seemed to not care about the title of the book at all. smiled.

——By the way, what the hell is Xiaoyuan?

"Nicknames! We have such a good relationship now, we always call our full names for extra points!"

"Did I say it?" It was the first time I said what was in my heart, so I have to pay attention in the future...

"Then what do I call you? Xiaohan?" Si Wenyuan looked at John with dead eyes. He probably wouldn't agree with such a shameful name.

"Eh? John's nickname is Jack!"

"... No, I remember that John's English can be translated into English and can be read as 囧. From now on, you can call it 囧, and save it to one word." That's right, this is revenge for Xiaoyuan's title, Chi Guoguo's revenge !

Yi Fan on the side listened to their conversation, and couldn't help coming over: "Can I call you Xiaoyuan too?" His eyes were shining, but unfortunately he has facial paralysis.

"Then what do I call you, Xiaofan?" Si Wenyuan's eyes were already dead, he felt that he was facing two children in front of him, but he really wanted to get along with Yi Fan for a long time, so it's okay to call him a nickname.

I just don’t know why, maybe it’s God, he’s not used to calling others by nicknames, he usually calls by his full name or a nickname, so some people say he’s cold, maybe he should try to change?

"No need." Hearing that Si Wenyuan didn't deny it, Yi Fan was a little happy, and the joy in his eyes was overflowing, but unfortunately he has a facial paralysis, "Yi Fan has the same pronunciation as part of my real name, so you can call it like that." nickname."

"That's not what everyone calls you by nickname, aren't we at a disadvantage?" John was a little dissatisfied.

Si Wenyuan heaved a sigh of relief, after all he didn't have to force himself, thinking of this, he couldn't help being grateful to Yi Fan.

The breakfast in the Duke's Mansion was as normal as before. After eating, the three of them returned to the reception room again.

"Tell me about your achievements." After drinking a glass of plain water, Si Wenyuan felt that the air was much fresher.

"Well, we found that the elixirs in this book have the effect of strengthening the coagulation and penetrating power of spiritual power." Yi Fan opened the book with a magical cover, and there was a picture inside, which looked like Mai Lisu Same.

It's a rare and normal name. Although I feel that the production method will be scary, I still can't help my curiosity!

"Then what kind of medicinal material is this little panacea made from? Can I buy it?" This question should be correct, right?Aren't pills made of medicine?

Yi Fan looked at Si Wenyuan with "what are you thinking?" At that moment, Si Wenyuan wanted to go back to the past and cover his mouth.

Yi Fan said: "This is made from Xiaoling's excrement. As for the purchase, the finished products related to spiritual power generally have to be produced by ourselves."

"Excrement!?" Si Wenyuan looked terrified. Fortunately, he didn't need to eat it. This world is too scary!Thinking of this, he looked at John with some sympathy.

Upon receiving Si Wenyuan's gaze, John said with a pale face and a smile, "Don't worry, I'm a fan of Mr. Pei!" It seems that he already knew about it and hinted at himself all night.

warrior!go!

"I don't understand why you are frightened." Yi Fan was a little puzzled, "Didn't you ancients also use animal excrement to make a drink called coffee?"

"Cat poop coffee? I've never drank it." Although Si Wenyuan knew about it, he never bought it because it was too expensive...

"Xiaoyuan, it's okay, Mr. Pei is still drinking water from the elephant's excrement, the little panacea will always deal with it, and it's all called elixir, it shouldn't be too big, I won't feel it if I swallow it in one gulp Yes." John explained with a pale face, but he always felt that he was setting up some bad flag.

"By the way, what kind of creature is this little spirit?" Although he didn't have any hope for this little spirit pill, he still had to work hard.

"Xiaoling is a very cute creature. It looks very similar to your ancient dogs, but it is very flexible and difficult to catch." Yi Fan said as if he was reading from a textbook.

"We know its excrement, don't we need to capture it?"

"How do you know that excrement belongs to Xiao Ling?"

Si Wenyuan's face darkened.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Yi Fan sped up his speech: "It's okay, I'll catch it today, you just wait here."

Then Si Wenyuan, a lazy cancer patient, happily agreed.

Of course, the actual situation is that he needs to have a good chat with Little Black Book, after all, he doesn't know Little Black Book very well.

Back in his room, Si Wenyuan opened the little black book and asked, "What can you teach me? How to draw runes?"

[Don't you know the saying "the master leads the door, the practice is in the individual"?The analysis of runes still depends on yourself! ]

"Then why do I need you?" Si Wenyuan raised his hand to tear up the book.

[Eh, don't tear it!Rune analysis can only be done by yourself, I will teach you to harm you!I can only say that when you encounter problems that cannot be solved, I will give you a little guidance, and correct your mistakes, so that you can walk on the right path! ] Little Black Book was also in a hurry, and a lot of words appeared at once.

"Then can you tell me about spiritual power?" Since you can't talk about runes, you should always talk about spiritual power.

[Mental strength?Ah, it’s that one. It’s enough for you to practice with that mantra, that’s pretty good, just sleep when you’re exhausted. ] Little Black Book said it very easily.

[However, instead of looking for me, you might as well look for that Yi Fan, his spiritual power is so powerful that it’s terrifying, you’re definitely right to ask him about spiritual power. ]

Si Wenyuan didn't expect to get this kind of information. Although he knew that Yi Fan was great, he didn't expect Xiao Heishu to have such a high opinion of him.So, how could such a powerful person be this messy interstellar diplomat with him?

There must be something hidden in this, but poaching people's privacy is not what Si Wenyuan is willing to do. He had vaguely noticed it before, but never said it is also the reason.

In short, he just needs to know that Yi Fan is his translator and trust him.

The angle of view then turned to Yi Fan's side. When he left the Duke's mansion, he went straight to the library. The card given by the princess was still there, so he went straight to the fifth floor and didn't leave until the afternoon.

After leaving the library, Yi Fan went straight out of the royal city and went to the woods outside the city.

I didn't see how he looked for it, but he just stood there, and then his breath was almost gone.

At this time, a snow-white little spirit like a dog came out, not as shy as it was written in the book, so he threw himself into Yi Fan's arms, and was held by Yi Fan in his hands.

Ignoring the poor little spirit in his hand, Yi Fan carried it back to the Duke's mansion ostentatiously.

It was still the reception room, and the three of them just stared at Xiao Ling, but they still couldn't see him excreting, when the housekeeper came in.

"This is Xiaoling?" The housekeeper was a little surprised, "I heard that Mr. Yi Fan brought Xiaoling back, but I didn't expect it to be true. Are you... waiting for Xiaoling to excrete?"

It seems that the butler has a lot of knowledge, but that's right, Xiaoling really doesn't seem to be useful other than excreting and acting cute. You said it runs fast?Hmph, I can't bring people...

"Yeah, it's just that it doesn't poop all the time," John replied earnestly.

"Master, you forgot to feed. I remember there is no food in the reception room. I'll go get some." After speaking, the housekeeper left.

When he came back, the butler brought a lot of food, the total volume was almost bigger than Xiao Ling.

"Housekeeper, are you sure it can eat?" The corner of Si Wenyuan's mouth twitched, feeling that the painting style had been deflected in an unknown direction.

"Don't worry, I've made the Little Spirit Pill." The butler smiled, and at the same time, everyone was relieved. After all, they only read books, so they were a little worried about making it.

But obviously, they were relieved too early.

"This...is a small panacea?" John swallowed, it's so small, it's almost a head to cut!And without adding anything, it's made purely of excrement, it's scary to think about it!

Si Wenyuan looked confused, isn't this too harsh?Is it really that big of a scale?

As for Yi Fan, he was obviously frightened too. Although he couldn't tell because of his facial paralysis, he shook the book away with his hands.

The sound of the book falling to the ground awakened Si Wenyuan, and he bent down to pick up the book. It was the book "Feel the Pleasure in Penetrating Spirit Power!" ", I don't know if it was a coincidence, but I happened to turn to the page of Little Spirit Pill, and at the end of that page, there was a line of small characters.

——In fact, it doesn’t matter if you don’t eat Xiaolingdan. The main thing to strengthen your mental strength is to face the fear and pain of eating Xiaolingdan. If you feel fear and pain when you see Xiaolingdan, it may stimulate your potential and also There is no need to eat.

Si Wenyuan was pleasantly surprised. Just as he was about to tell John with the book, he saw John take a bite of the elixir.

...He suddenly didn't want to tell John what to do, and it seemed that John would be more pitiful if he told him?

Just as John was about to take another bite with a bitter face, Si Wenyuan, who realized his conscience, hurriedly stopped.

"It's written in the book! You don't need to take the Little Spirit Pill!"

Then John turned his head mechanically, his eyes filled with tears, and then, laughing twice, fell down.

"Master!" The butler hurriedly picked up John and said, "I'm sorry, sir, the Little Spirit Pill is not so big and scary. Amnesia, I just wanted to stimulate you, but why did you eat it directly!"

"Ha..." Si Wenyuan was dumbfounded, John is definitely lucky, what a tragedy!

Later, Si Wenyuan found out that the real Xiaoling Pill is a pill-shaped object the size of Malisol made by extracting certain elements from Xiaoling's excrement. The principle is somewhat similar to cat poop coffee, and it is nothing Efficacy, but cooking is used as an auxiliary material to increase the flavor of the meal.

——Who would use this kind of accessories!

Of course, the only thing that made everyone more gratified was that when John woke up the next day, his spiritual power could indeed be injected into the instrument.

Really, gratifying!

The author has something to say: Actually writing this, I have the illusion that this is writing about food.

No, no, how could it be, I clearly wrote about dark cuisine lol.

Then Xiaolingdan was inspired by the barrage when I watched Qingyunzhi Dahuangdan appear at station b. I saw someone talking about the relationship between Dahuangdan and Dahuang, so I came up with this chapter ==