Being a fairy can't be too stylish GL

Chapter 4 Chapter 04

The heavy snow fluttered down and became bigger and bigger, but Zuo Yu felt a curl of green smoke rising from the top of his head.

This "support" looks like a real fairy, and it specializes in landscaping, which is very environmentally friendly.

After calming down a bit, Zuo Yu pulled Cheng Cheng and walked a long way. Finally, he was lucky enough to stop a taxi and headed for his home.

She couldn't go directly to the police station with Cheng Ting like this.Because if that's the case, tomorrow's newspaper might publish an anatomical analysis report on Cheng Cheng by relevant experts, with illustrations and examples.

Repeatedly urging the driver, hurried to get off at No. 15 courtyard of the Provincial Party Committee, Zuo Yu led Cheng Cheng into the courtyard gate, walked carefully in the middle of the road, lest Cheng Cheng bump into the deciduous trees on both sides of the road that were dormant in the heavy snow .

At this moment, the wind has subsided, and only the jade-like whiteness is slowly falling. Zuo Yu is surrounded by this piece of silver, and the dream seems to overlap with reality in a trance. She seems to be walking into the sacred place hand in hand with her bride. palace.

However, looking around, Cheng Cheng was looking at her with a look of contempt mixed with playfulness.Zuo Yu gritted her teeth. If her future bride is like this, then she will die alone.

"Farewell, lifelong events, you should consider carefully, how can you cut off hope so easily." Cheng Cheng shook his head regretfully.

"You, you actually know what I'm thinking." It's scary.

Like a gust of wind, Cheng Cheng was swept back home. Luckily, grandma was not out, so she pushed him into the bedroom, closed the door back, locked it, and drew the curtains.

Cheng Cheng sneered disdainfully, "Do you think you can trap me with this broken wooden door?"

"Whether I can trap you, I don't know." Zuo Yu took off his coat, poured himself a glass of cold water, and drank it down, "I only know that if you don't obey and run around, you won't have dinner .”

Cheng Cheng immediately climbed onto Zuo Yu's bed, opened the quilt and pulled it up to his chin, as if he wanted to stay here for a long time.

"Good." Zuo Yu nodded in satisfaction and continued to drink water.

Cheng Cheng looked around the room, thinking about getting closer to Zuo Yu, "Your little bellyband is really unique in style, and the youngest son of King Tota has a similar one."

puff.Zuo Yu looked around for a tissue.

She followed Cheng Cheng's gaze, and on the bookshelf against the wall, there happened to be a photo of herself training at the special police base, "That's not a bellyband, it's a tactical vest." It's too bad, okay.

"Well, your taste is indeed very good. Zhenjun Erlang also asked a tailor to make the same style a few days ago, and put it on the outside of the armor." Cheng Cheng took the flattery back again.

It turns out that Guoshen also began to wear underwear outside.

"I didn't design it. It's a uniform. Everyone in the base wears it."

"I didn't expect you to have such a humble side." Very persistent.

"Thank you so much." Zuo Yu rubbed his chin and rolled his eyes, "Since you know so many high-level gods, your magic power should not be too bad."

If it's not bad, hurry up and go home, don't wander around in the world.

"Where, where, the Jade Emperor taught us that we are proficient in professionalism, so except for afforestation and psychological counseling, Xiaoxian didn't dabble too much in other fields."

Zuo Yu was a little dizzy, "It's all useless to know."

Cheng Cheng felt aggrieved, "Actually, I still have a magical power, which is cool, dazzling and powerful. It was taught by the Taishang Laojun himself, but he can't use it unless it is absolutely necessary. Maybe even the Jade Emperor will be alarmed. "

"Ah, then I really want to see it. Fairy, please use it quickly." Use it, use it, it's best to alarm the Jade Emperor, and send more heavenly soldiers and generals to take you back.

Cheng Cheng evaded in every possible way, Zuo Yu went all out, lowered his status and begged bitterly.In the end, Cheng Cheng couldn't resist her, so he lifted the quilt and started to do it, muttering words and cooperating with weird gestures.

"Qingping Zodiac, the flags and drums are shaking, your soul is far away, your soul is clear-gather!"

Zuo Yu listened with pricked ears, only to feel that as soon as Cheng Cheng's words fell, a gloomy cold air penetrated directly into his bones.

She sat up on the bed nervously, pulling up a corner of the quilt to protect her shoulders.Cheng Cheng secretly opened one eye to look at her, suppressed a smile, and acted more recklessly.

The bedside lamp flickered on and off, a pot of orchids on the desk swayed without wind, and a technology magazine under the lamp was flipped randomly by the dark wind.

Although Zuo Yu has always been daring, seeing so many supernatural phenomena in one day still made her a little overwhelmed, she couldn't help shrinking behind Cheng Cheng, her face pale.

"Dare, dare to ask the fairy, what kind of fairy art is this?"

Cheng Cheng turned his head seriously, "You ordinary man, you really can't see through my method of 'bundling souls, connecting heaven and earth'."

Zuo Yu was terrified by the yin air around him, "Hmph, other than wreaking havoc in my room, is there any other use for such a small skill?"

"Of course, the highest state of supernatural powers can make all ghosts come to court," Cheng Cheng bowed with both hands:

"Recently, the Jade Emperor said that he wanted to strengthen communication with the underworld. Immortals from all walks of life responded positively to the leader's call, so this technique is quite popular in the immortal world. Taishang Laojun specially set up a seminar on immortal arts for this purpose. I will be his teacher later. Close disciple."

Ten thousand, ten thousand ghosts come to court?There was a cold numbness in Zuo Yu's palm.

It’s fine if they’re all good-looking female ghost sisters, but if they’re all ugly lonely souls with missing arms and legs, then we have to move urgently, and I promise you to pay me for the moving expenses!

She rolled up the magazine beside the bed, and slapped Cheng Cheng's head mercilessly, slap, slap, slap.

Cheng Cheng dodged in pain, the strange phenomenon in the house disappeared in an instant, and a water glass that had just been floating in midair suddenly fell down.

Zuo Yu jumped off the bed with a tactical roll, and firmly held the water glass in his hand.

"Hero, good skill." Cheng Cheng clapped his hands.

"Good sweet potato, my friend bought this for me. If it breaks, I'll make you look good." Zuo Yu stood up and carefully put the water glass back in its original place, annoyed, "Tell your 1 ghost friends to leave me Come home, don't leave a single one behind."

"There are so many," Cheng Cheng sneered sheepishly, "According to my skill, I performed super-level today, and only three and a half came."

"Half of the ghost?"

"Well, one of the eldest brothers lost half of his body because of a drunken accident, so his soul is also disabled. He needs to do [-] good deeds for the families of the victims before he can pass away consummately."

"That's what you deserve," Zuo Yu turned to Cheng Cheng suspiciously, "but as Laojun's closed disciple, why are you so shallow?"

"There is a very profound mystery here, how can you and other mortals understand it."

Cheng Cheng collapsed on the pillow gracefully, with his black hair scattered, "My appearance completely smashed the signboard of Taishang Laojun's education package meeting, no refunds, and made him re-understand his own limits."

"He sat alone in front of the alchemy furnace for three days and three nights, and finally decided to close the door and never accept disciples. Look, I am really a closed disciple, as if I were fake."

Zuo Yu was stunned for a moment, "It turns out that there are waste wood among the gods."

"Who's a loser, you insulted me." Cheng Cheng's beautiful eyes were half closed, tears were streaming down his face, and he looked quite aggrieved.

Zuo Yu didn't expect such a stupid fairy to have a strong sense of self-esteem, "I, I'm a good-for-nothing. Is there any way for you to go home by yourself?"

"No. Even if I did, I don't want to go back now. If you underestimate my ability, I will successfully complete the task, prove my worth, and then return home."

"Ah, fairy, don't you care too much about other people's eyes." Zuo Yu was so embarrassed that he ran out of words, "The most important thing to be a fairy is to be happy."

Cheng Cheng raised his hand to stop her from continuing, with a look of "I have made up my mind, no need to say more", and then patted the empty seat next to him, "I want to recharge my energy and go to the barbecue restaurant later, unfold this fairy In the early stages of training in the mortal world, do you sleep or not?"

The author has something to say:

Cheng Cheng: (Furiously angry) Sit down, come out, why was I born with a beauty like me, and my previous life had to be designed so weirdly.

Fish soup: (full of flattery) Here we come.Popcorn Fairy and Hot Pot Fairy are the most popular food fairy, what else are you dissatisfied with?If it weren't for you being a reputable beauty, you would have no chance of being selected based on your ranking on the third-to-last page of the Immortal Register Golden Book.

Cheng Cheng: (surprised expression) What is aquaculture? Is it possible that all arrangements must satisfy your seafood dream as the starting point? It is simply too hateful.

Fish soup: (gently comforting) Don't be sad, although you can't change this fact, at least your judgment is correct, reward meat buns!