mousepad-d2 Chapter 121 Welfare 100 Questions
Chapter 121 Welfare 100 Questions
It is said that after the BOSS and the Fuwa are sweet and sweet, after you and I ascended to the fairyland, the first thing they saw was not the misty fairy palace Qiongtai, but... the beautiful, lovely, pure and kind-hearted Ah Yue!
——BOSS&Fuwa: Who is this, smiling so silly and sweetly? !
——A Yue: QAQ Is this a compliment or a contempt?
Cough~ All in all, all in all, my good sons have to obediently answer a hundred questions that are very, very, modest, and fucked up → this is the goodwill of the big universe and the welfare of my mother, don’t refuse ╭（╯^╰ ) ╮
(The specific questions are below and do not account for the number of text)
The author has something to say:
1. Ah Yue (serious face): What are your names?
BOSS: Mo Chengyuan
Fuwa: Jiang Haochuan... By the way, why is your attitude like a police uncle trying to extract a confession? !
Ah Yue (just straight): You just treat me like a police uncle╭(╯^╰)╮
BOSS (chunliang smile): We will fully cooperate with you.
Ah Yue: Ah Choe...why do you feel the chill behind your back?Forget it, just keep asking questions~
【The audience outside the venue is watching the live broadcast】
Reverend Daoxuan (with a pitiful face): Tragedy often starts with a "choo"...
Er Bao (shakes his head and sighs): The flags are all up and you still don’t pay attention, there’s nothing you can do!
Wei Wuhui (smiling): I like to see Venerable Mo's innocent smile the most! [Madam Mo's eye knife breaks through the sky and shoots over]
Ah Yue: Ah Choo!Ah Choo!Ah Choo!
Everyone: ╮(╯_╰)╭
2 Ah Yue rubbed her nose and continued to ask: What are your ages?
BOSS (smiling): Adding up the years before and after the seizure, I should be seven or eight hundred years old.
Ah Yue: @＿@
Fuwa: My age...is about a hundred years old, I don’t care about the specifics, but it’s much younger than my family’s Qinghe~
Ah Yue: This is old age + seniority gap love@＿@
The boss smiled without saying a word.
Fuwa: Cut~ You can tell us if you envy us!
Ah Yue... just smiled and said nothing.
3 gender is?Ah Yue: Nonsense, nonsense.
4 What is your personality like?
BOSS (thought seriously): Gentle and considerate, honest and pure.
Ah Yue: ... (Is this the setting of the ultimate villain boss? It's so wrong!)
Fuwa (speaking confidently): Bravery, loyalty, integrity, benevolence...it is absolutely right to put all the good words to describe the protagonist on me!
Ah Yue: ... (Is this the setting of a playful and lecherous stallion? It's completely wrong!) [Roaring] Is it difficult to admit that one of you is a black-bellied emperor and the other is a cute and cute one? ? ! !
BOSS & Fuwa: Huh? !
Ah Yue: Ah Choo! ! !I still don't want to be too serious =_=
5 Ah Yue: Continue to continue... The character of the other party?
BOSS (smiling): cute.
Fuwa (Deser): Perfect!
Ah Yue: ☆＿☆
6 When did the two meet?Where?
BOSS: At the foot of the mountain of Xuanji Gate, that happened hundreds of years ago.
Fuwa (literary face): That is a fateful encounter!
Ah Yue stretched out her hand and pulled Fuwa's stupid hair, and then... the boss smiled again, very innocent.
7 The first impression of the other party?
BOSS: A lucky star descended from heaven, must be kidnapped and raised in captivity.
Fuwa: Enemy of the People Gao Fushuai...my future younger brother...
The couple looked at each other silently, and Ah Yue wiped away his sweat silently.
8 What do you like about each other?
BOSS (smiling): I like that he is honest and easy to understand, and he treats me wholeheartedly.
Fuwa (breaking fingers): My family is gentle, gentle, beautiful, rich, very kind to me, and very smart and powerful... Can you not like such a person?
Ah Yue (rippling and holding her face): Of course not, I really like him!
Fuwa (exploding): Looking for death? ! [The vinegar jar shattered with a bang]
The BOSS smoothed Fuwa's hair, and showed a beautiful smile to Ah Yue, who silently shed nosebleeds...
9 What do you hate about the other party?
BOSS: No, I like everything about him.
Fuwa (moved): Me, me too!
【Pink bubbles start to fill the audience】
10 Do you think you are compatible with each other?
BOSS&Fuwa: That must be very good!
Ah Yue: I am so pleased =v=
BOSS&Fuwa: Whether you are happy or not doesn’t affect us←_←
Ah Yue: QAQ
11 What do you call each other?
Boss: Ah Chuan, madam, baby boy.
Fuwa: Qinghe, Chengyuan, and his father. 【yeah?Seems like something is wrong? !
Ah Yue: Wait, where did you get your baby from?
Fuwa (stunned and hairy): I am~
Ah Yue & BOSS: ...
12 How would you like to be called by the other party?
BOSS: If he likes it, it's fine now.
Fuwa (nodding): Well, I think so too.
[Ah Yue & everyone outside: This silly child is used to being called Madam and Daibao o(╯口╰)o]
13 Ah Yue: If you use animals as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?
BOSS: Little Leopard
Fuwa: Old Fox
BOSS (smiling but not smiling): Am I very old?
Fuwa: ...Well, let's be a beautiful fox~
Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭
14 If you want to send a gift to each other, will you give it?
Fuwa: I belong to him completely, so I probably have nothing to give away.
BOSS (groaning): Playing in women's clothing?
Fuwa: ☆＿☆
Ah Yue: ☆＿☆
[Outside audience: ☆＿☆
15 Then what gift do you want for yourselves?
BOSS (smiling softly): A Chuan is enough for me, and I don’t need anything.
Fuwa: ☆＿☆
(Because the previous star eyes have not been restored, Madam Mo forgot to ask for a gift → the opportunity will never be grasped, counterattack or something... that is the floating clouds in the sky =v=)
16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?
BOSS & Fuwa: There must be no dissatisfaction! (Look at each other and smile tenderly)
Ah Yue: ☆＿☆ (My star eyes have not recovered)
17 What is your problem?
BOSS (slightly distressed): Maybe... bad luck?
Fuwa (rubbing into the arms of the BOSS): My Qinghe is the most perfect, and there is nothing wrong with it. Don't be afraid of poor luck, I am prosperous!
Ah Yue: =v=
21 How far is your relationship?
BOSS & Fuwa: Regardless of each other!
Ah Yue (comfortable face): If my sons are happy, I will be happy =w=
BOSS&Fuwa: We two are born by ourselves?
Ah Yue: Σ(°△°|||)︴
22 Where did two people first date?
BOSS: Dating?Does the time of roasting the crane count?
Fuwa (with a suspicious little blush on her face): We have roasted cranes many times...
Ah Yue: I understand, every roasted crane is a date~
27 Which party confessed first?
BOSS (smiling): Him.
Fuwa (hair curled up): Huh?I seem to be unsuccessful?
BOSS: Let me know your heart, that is success~
Fuwa (sweet smile): Yes!
28 How much do you like each other?
BOSS & Fuwa: True love!
Ah Yue: ~(≧▽≦)/~
31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
BOSS (looks at Fuwa, smiles without speaking)
Fuwa (exploding): This is impossible! ! !
Ah Yue (with a firm face): I agree!
35 The other party's sexy expression?
BOSS: Flushing cheeks, wet eyes~
Fuwa covered her face shyly, her hair fluttering in the wind.
Ah Yue: ☆＿☆
Next question... Ah Yue: Wait, what about Qinghe's sexy expression?Madam, don't patronize and be shy!
Fuwa: My big beauty is very sexy in every expression... If you want to say the sexiest expression, it is probably the evil smile ╮(╯▽╰)╭
BOSS decisively smiled charmingly~
Ah Yue: ☆＿☆
36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?
BOSS: When the baby is unconsciously acting cute, it always makes me want to bite him a few times.
Fuwa (excited face): When he bit me.
Ah Yue covered her nosebleed... I seemed to think of something not very pure...
39 Ever quarreled?
BOSS&Fuwa: There must be none.
44 What is your expression of love?
BOSS:?
Fuwa (with a rippling laugh): Love is made!
Ah Yue: Pfft!
45 When will you feel that the other party "doesn't love me anymore"?
BOSS (full of confidence): Do you think that is possible?
Fuwa & Ah Yue: ☆＿☆Impossible!
47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?
BOSS&Fuwa: No, we have fully explained to each other.
Ah Yue (moved to tears): It’s not easy, my former sons were more or less unable to be completely honest~~o(>_<)o~~
49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?
BOSS: Of course it's public. We held a grand wedding ceremony, who wouldn't know?
Fuwa: Hey, it's already raining spirit stones... Who would dare to kill him without knowing it!
Ah Yue: cough cough~
50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?
BOSS&Fuwa: Of course!
Ah Yue: Consummation ╮(╯▽╰)╭
【off-site】
Everyone: How can it be consummated?There are also unscrupulous last 50 questions, that is the point! ! !
Ah Yue: Okay, okay, continue↓＿↓
51 May I ask who is the attacker and who is the receiver?
Fuwa (impatient): nonsense (╰_╯)#
Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭
52 Why did you make such a decision?
BOSS (smiling softly): Aura problem.
Fuwa (withered): Aura problem QAQ
Ah Yue caresses Fuwa's hair =3=
53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?
BOSS (smile): Satisfied.
Fuwa (shy and rippling): Hmm =v=
Ah Yue silently tore off Fuwa's stupid hair...
54 The location of the first H?
BOSS & Fuwa: Mysterious Mountain Gate.
【off-site】
Master Daoxuan: Pfft!That's my place!
55 How did you feel at that time?
BOSS (smiling): Very delicious.
Fuwa (also smiling): ...my friend is really a beauty!
Ah Yue: o(╯口╰)o
57 What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?
BOSS (reminiscences): I should have asked him if he was not feeling well, and if he was fine, continue the double cultivation?
Ah Yue: Pfft!What does the lady say?
Fuwa (tears collapse): I said to control QAQ
Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭
58 times per week H?
BOSS (smiling): Dual practice, of course, the harder the better.
Fuwa (continues to burst into tears): I can't count how many times...
Ah Yue (holding her face silently): I understand =v=
60 So, what kind of H is it?
BOSS (chuckle): Comfortable, happy and efficient.
Fuwa: ⊙﹏⊙ back pain and leg cramps!
Ah Yue: I still understand =v=
64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?
BOSS (smiling): Frankly speaking, I like it very much.
Fuwa (holding her face): Frankly speaking... I like it too~
Ah Yue: ~(≧▽≦)/~
69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?
BOSS&Fuwa: Of course not!
70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of "If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?
Fuwa (confused): Well...
Ah Yue [speaks silently]: Little Jiang, if you are a stallion, you will "get the body but not the heart", and if you are a mess, you will "get the heart but not the body"... This question is very poignant to him ╮(╯ _╰)╭
Fuwa (fried hair): Nonsense!I have clearly obtained a peaceful body and mind, hey!
BOSS smiled meaningfully.
Ah Yue... well, she also smiled very meaningfully =v=
71 If the other party is QJed by someone else, what will you do?
BOSS (thought for a while): Although I don't think this kind of thing can happen to my lucky star, if it really happens... I will make that guy regret coming to this world.
Fuwa (surprised and angry): How could someone overthrow my big boss?Who can do it? ! 【I can't even do it! 】
Ah Yue (laughing): Well~ I remember that someone in a certain world seemed to have the slightest chance to knock down the beauty?
【off-site】
Wei Wuhui: What a fool!Don't say my name out! ! ! [Fuwa's resentment erupted, and the good luck value of the sex demon suddenly emptied ten thousand times]
72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?
BOSS & Fuwa (both natural expressions): No.
Ah Yue: Cough~
73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?
BOSS (raising eyebrows): Good friend?my master?How could he...
Fuwa (interrupted irritably): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !
Ah Yue: ⊙＿⊙Calm, Calm...Next question...
78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?
BOSS (smiling but not smiling): Asking this kind of question continuously, you...
Fuwa (Continue irritability): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin
Boss rubbed Fuwa's head and smiled very, very meaningfully.
79 Are you interested in S or M?
BOSS (laughs): As for me, I am full of exploratory spirit. Fortunately, my wife also supports me very much.
Ah Yue (dumb): This question is so formally answered!
The boss continued to laugh, but Fuwa covered her face and said nothing.
What is the more painful thing in 82H?
BOSS (smiling): For me, that doesn't exist.
Fuwa: He intentionally played tricks and bullied me... Hey~
Ah Yue made up her mind silently, drooling all over the floor.
84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?
BOSS (laughing honestly): Yes, he often tempts me.
Fuwa: ...Obviously you tempt me more times! !
Ah Yue: ★＿★
86 Has the offense ever played QJ?
BOSS (blinks innocently): Do you think I'd do something like that?
Fuwa: He doesn't need it at all, because I will lie down obediently ╮(╯_╰)╭【A child who can never resist a beauty trap can't afford to be hurt】
Ah Yue (sneaking): If the BOSS is really that unscrupulous, Madam should be even more embarrassing~
Did 90 use small props in H?
BOSS: Yes~
Fuwa (explosive): Don't ask this kind of thing in public!
Ah Yue silently wiped her saliva...
What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?
BOSS: Probably because I lay flat and let him take the initiative...
Fuwa's nose bleeds, she nodded again and again, little stars of anticipation shone in her eyes☆_☆
BOSS (continuing to speak calmly): ... Sit up.
Fuwa: QAQ
Ah Yue: o(≧v≦)o
At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes by yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?
BOSS (laughs): This may not be possible, and the specific situation will be analyzed in detail.
Fuwa (holding her face): I often undress for beauties~
Ah Yue: Hey hey hey hey hey~
What is 99 to you?
BOSS: Double cultivation.
Fuwa: ... It is the joy of life, the joy of life, emotional communication, and love! 【Face of righteous speech】
BOSS caressed Fuwa's dama and smiled without saying a word.
Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭
100 Please say something to your lover
Fuwa (holding her face affectionately and looking at her sweetheart, her little eyes flickering): My dear, I love you so much!
BOSS (nodding his head and responding softly): I love you too~
Ah Yue: ~(≧▽≦)/~It’s so complete, and the question of moral integrity is over here~
BOSS (grabs the chubby Ah Yue, and looks at Fuwa with a gentle smile): In that case, let's celebrate... We eat a lot of roasted cranes, do you want to try baking mooncakes?
Ah Yue: Σ(°△°|||)︴
On the first day of ascension, BOSS and Fuwa cuddled up on the clouds and fed each other delicious baked mooncakes... Well, this is really a good day worth remembering.
——This is the end of the 100-N question, thank you for your support (the ones that have been subtracted are all meaningless questions, don’t think too much)——
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