Chapter 15 I Want to Eat Made of Songsang
Chapter 15 I Want to Eat Made of Songsang
"Songsang, I asked you a question last time."
"Ok?"
"Beauty or sword, which one would you choose?"
Songsang didn't even think about it, "Naturally it's a sword."
"why?"
"Because the sword is real and more reliable than people."
Looking up and holding his chin, thoughtfully, "It seems to be true."
"What? Why do you ask this?" Songsang hung up the last piece of clothing, sat on the head of the bed, and watched him typing.
"Look, I'm writing this here: Feng Zhe encountered obstacles in Yuhanzhuang, the owner took a fancy to his Feng Jianyue, but Feng Zhe was unwilling to give it to him, so the owner asked him to grab the beauty of Xianghunshe for him. Feng Zhe Zhe met Xianghun and fell in love with him on the way of captive. So, if it were you, would you give Xianghun to Master Yuhan?" Yang Zhi was talking about a novel he was writing - "Feng Yu".
Songsang was a little confused, "That is to say, Xianghun and Kazamayue must be at the same level in order to pass Yuhanzhuang?"
"Yes."
"Then give the sword. You can get another sword, but there is only one beauty."
"There is only one Feng Jianyue in the world." Yang Zhi added, "And each sword is unique in the world."
"..." Songsang was speechless, "I'll just grab the sword when I become stronger, but if I hand over the fragrance soul, then she will be incomplete."
Yang Zhi thought for a while, "It seems to make sense."
"Anyway, aren't these plots decided by the author himself? The protagonist can get both in the end. It doesn't matter if you lose one now."
"It's not that I can write whatever I want." Yang Zhi muttered.
Songsang looked at him, looked away, and said while folding the clothes: "Would you like to call and ask when your parents will come?"
"No."
"Okay." I knew it.
To be honest, Songsang was a little nervous. He had no parents since he was a child, and rarely had contact with his elders, so he didn't know how to face them.So even if Yang Zhi's parents are not familiar with him, when he thinks that they are coming, he will always be at a loss.
He started to clean the house, picked up the clothes that Yang Zhi had taken off on the bed, and threw them all into the washing machine.Floors and cabinets were spotlessly clean.Especially the bed sheets, as long as Songsang is not paying attention, Yang Zhi can make a mess of them, either stained with fruit juice or stirred into a whirlpool.He also especially likes to roll on the bed with the quilt rolled up.
"Ding dong~" Songsang's cell phone text message rang.Yang An sent him a message.Songsang glanced at it and put it in his pocket.
"Songsang~"
"what happened again?"
"Are you missing your parents?"
Songsang was taken aback, and stopped wiping the table, "Why do you ask that?"
"I always feel..." Yang Zhi scratched his head, "Since Yang An said that my parents are coming, something is wrong with you."
"Do I have it?" Songsang was stunned.
"Ah."
Seeing that Songsang did not answer again, Yang Zhi asked unwillingly, "Where are your parents?"
"Dead." Songsang said coldly.
Yang Zhi was slightly stunned, "Oh."
Oh what?Songsang is angry. "Didn't you ask me not to disturb you when you were writing? You talk a lot recently."
"I owed too much debt some time ago, and now I can relax a little bit."
"debt?"
He stretched his arms and leaned on the bed, "It's just an unwritten essay. I received a lot of essays before, but I finally handed them in on time."
No wonder... Songsang puts clothes in the closet.Yangzhi seems to be in a good mood recently, remembering that he often heard him screaming when he first came here. "Are you free recently?"
"Yeah." Yang Zhi did some calculations, "It's enough to write [-] a day."
Songsang thought about it, and suddenly asked: "How long has it been since you went out?"
Yang Zhi raised his eyes and thought for a while, "Forgot."
"Then have you ever been in a hot spring?"
"Huh? No."
"Let's go to the hot spring together." Songsang said excitedly.
"Why?" Yang Zhi obviously didn't want to go out.
"It's comfortable." Songsang took out a promotional poster of the hot spring resort from the drawer beside the bed, "Look, it's not far from N city, and there are free breakfast and dinner. I checked online, and the environment of this store Very good, Japanese style."
Yang Zhi frowned, "But it's August now."
"It's because of August, so there's no one there." Songsang said naturally, "Otherwise, why is it so cheap?"
"I don't want to go out, it's so hot..."
Songsang's face darkened, "Then drink fish soup tonight. Tomorrow and day after tomorrow, we will drink fish soup."
Yang Zhi also lowered his face, "No!"
"Then go together."
"Aren't my parents coming over?"
"How about going with them?" Songsang rarely lowered his tone.It's not that he really wants to soak in this hot spring, but that he must get Yang Zhi out.Almost half of August has passed, and Yang Zhi hasn't been out of the door once.If it goes on like this, it is impossible for him to go to school in September anyway.
Yang An told him that Yang Zhi's parents would go to the hot spring several times a year.Maybe you can take Yang Zhi out along the way.
"No." Ke Yangzhi refused firmly.
"Why don't you think about it again? Seeing that you've been cooped up at home for so long, soaking in the hot spring and sweating is good for your body..." Songsang tried to persuade her.Suddenly Yang Zhi said, "I'll go."
"Huh?" Is this agreed?
Yang Zhi blushed for some reason, and said firmly to Songsang, "I'll go."
Songsang was delighted, "Don't go back on your word."
"Ah."
"Then quickly call your parents and ask them to bring your clothes and so on."
"Oh." Yang Zhi pointed to the phone with his chin, "Dial for me."
He really took laziness to the extreme.Songsang dialed him the number marked as "Turkey".Before asking him why he marked his mother as a turkey, he said it was because his mother's laughing voice was as ugly as a chicken.Songsang could only reply with one line of ellipses.
"Hello? Mom?"
The phone was connected, and Songsang listened with pricked ears. His mother didn't seem to object to going to the hot spring, and she agreed directly without asking the location and price, and then sent a message to Yang Zhi.In comparison, Yang Zhi seemed much colder, and cut off the phone after answering a few perfunctory words.
"Do you have a bad relationship with your parents?" Songsang asked curiously.
"No."
"Why are you so cold?"
Yang Zhi didn't seem to find anything wrong with his tone, "Isn't this the same between parents and children?"
"You should respect your parents."
Yang Zhi showed a puzzled expression.
Songsang looked like he wanted to punch him, but he didn't.Lest he be unhappy and unwilling to go.
"Fish tonight."
After receiving a call from their son, Yang Zhi's parents rushed to the house the next day.
Songsang was hanging up her underwear on the balcony when she heard the doorbell and hurried to open the door.As soon as it was opened, two strange uncles and aunts stood at the door dragging the suitcase.The woman tied her hair up with a wooden hairpin and put on light makeup.The man's beard was well groomed and his face was kind.They are well-dressed, and although they don't look young and have many wrinkles on their faces due to the years, they still can't hide their demeanor.
Songsang was taken aback, "You..."
The people at the door were also taken aback when they saw Songsang, "Stop here?"
"Ah!" Songsang couldn't help but yelled, "Mo Dan, Yang Zhi's parents are here today?"Why didn't Yang Zhi tell himself?He's still wearing a sweatshirt and shorts!He quickly pulled out a smile, "Hello, uncle and aunt! That... I am Yangzhi's nanny. My name is Songsang."
Tsk, why does it feel like I have said this sentence several times.
"Hello, hello. We are Yang Zhi's parents." Wanfa's auntie greeted her with a smile.
"I heard from Yang Zhi. Please come in." Songsang took the salute from the two elders and welcomed them into the room.The uncle lingered on the dining table for a while, and praised: "Songsang, you cleaned this."
"Yes." Songsang nodded.
"It's much cleaner."
"Thank you uncle."
"Come on, let's go and see Yangzhi first." The aunt hurriedly pulled the uncle into the bedroom.Songsang thought for a while, went to the kitchen and poured two cups of hot tea.
When I entered the bedroom, I saw the two elders sitting on one side of the bed.Auntie was holding Yang Zhi's hand, chattering with tears in her eyes.Yang Zhi was loose, listless.If this scene is placed in the ward, it can definitely make up a bitter scene.
"Uncle and aunt, tea." The tea was served loosely and enthusiastically.
The second elder also took it quickly, and the aunt looked at Songsang with a smile, and nodded with satisfaction, "This young man is not bad."
"It looks good to me." The uncle took a sip of tea and clicked his tongue, "Look at how clean this room is."
"Songsang, you don't know that last time I came to clean him up, I worked all day, and my waist was almost broken." The aunt complained with a smile, "This kid sleeps all day long, he's too lazy to die."
Songsang couldn't help but slander: You really underestimated your son, he not only knows how to sleep, but also tortures people.
Yangzhi said dissatisfiedly at this moment, "It's not that Songsang doesn't know."
Auntie nodded her head in reproach, "You're so kind."
"Ah, yes. You are not allowed to sleep with me at night."
Songsang was startled, why did Yang Zhi speak like that.He quickly raised his eyes to see the expression of the second elder, he won't be angry.Unexpectedly, they were not angry at all, but nodded with a smile, "I see, you cheapskate, I won't sleep here with you. We have booked a hotel."
"That..." Songsang interjected cautiously, "Uncle and aunt, about going to the hot spring..."
"Oh." The aunt put down the teacup, "See what Xiao Zhi means, Xiao Zhi can go whenever he wants."
"Tomorrow." Yang Zhi became excited when he heard the hot spring, "Songsang is also coming."
"Will it be too fast?" Songsang looked at the expression on the elder's face, "Don't your parents need to take a break?"
"It's all right." Uncle waved his hand, "It's as long as you are happy."
"How good is this..." Songsang didn't expect Yangzhi's parents to pamper him so much, and he didn't know how to deal with it.Is it the same for normal parents?
"It's fine if you're willing to go out." Aunt squinted her eyes and touched Yang Zhi's head, "Is it far away? Your dad drove here."
Songsang looked at them in a daze, "Not far away."
"Then let's drive tomorrow." Uncle suggested.
"En." Yang Zhi had no objection, "Songsang, what are you having for dinner tonight? Have you bought ribs?"
"Bought..."
Auntie straightened up when she heard this, "Then let me cook today and make you your favorite sweet and sour pork ribs."
Just as Songsang was about to speak, Yang Zhi said first, "Mom, your cooking is not delicious at all, I want to eat Songsang's."
"Good good..."
Songsang looked confused, this pressure... Shanda...
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